Happy-Birthday-Wolf

To my "REAL" fiance Wolf!!! Happy Birthday Babe.... Today Wolf turns 25...

Happy "Early" Thanksgiving Everyone...

(P.S. Pretty aint' gay) lol

108 comments

  1. Jada // 21/11/07 1:52 PM  

    yo soy su loba, y el es mi lobo.......
    luna llena -

    Dang, that song brings back memories... anyway, I basically wanna have wolf sex with him.

  2. Baby // 21/11/07 1:53 PM  

    Wolf! OMG, OMG! OMG!

    **faints**

    Look at that man, he's so fine it doesn't even make sense anymore...

  3. Baby // 21/11/07 1:55 PM  

    (still staring)

    dayum.

  4. Gabrielle // 21/11/07 1:59 PM  

    Ugh Baby I didn't put that up for u. When I put up a tailor MAID, pic, it'll be for u

  5. Baby // 21/11/07 2:00 PM  

    Say that again, Elle? I couldn't hear you, Wolf was whispering what he wanted for his birthday in my ear...

  6. Baby // 21/11/07 2:00 PM  

    You can't have Onix and Wolf. It's just not fair!

  7. Gabrielle // 21/11/07 2:02 PM  

    lol baby, they were on a first come first serve basis.

  8. Baby // 21/11/07 2:19 PM  

    Then I get Wolf.

  9. Gabrielle // 21/11/07 2:25 PM  

    No I got one man from both shows. Onix season 1 and Wolf Season 2

  10. "drama queen" // 21/11/07 2:29 PM  

    although wolf is not my cup of tea, you shoulda posted that pic of him on vspot w/ the fedora on, I had to do a double take on that one.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOLF

  11. Gabrielle // 21/11/07 2:30 PM  

    fedora?

  12. Anonymous // 21/11/07 2:40 PM  

    elle, you boo onix likes the way pretty left the house...he left him a myspace.

    -miz karlene (yeah i'm nosy)

  13. Gabrielle // 21/11/07 2:42 PM  

    lol i'm sure he did after the way she did onix on season 1

  14. Groovy Noodles // 21/11/07 2:57 PM  

    Elle, I have NO gaydar whatsoever. Swear to high heaven. Does that mean I'm not invited tonight?

    One pie in the oven, about a thousand items left on my to-do list.

  15. Gabrielle // 21/11/07 2:59 PM  

    Yes u are invited groovay, i want u to make sure u call in, i want baby to call in and give us tips on how to get a gaydar going

  16. Groovy Noodles // 21/11/07 3:03 PM  

    Yeah, that would be good, because I ALWAYS fall for gay men. First George Michaels, then Neil Patrick Harris, and finally Lance Bass.

    BTW, has anyone noticed that ALL guys named Lance are gay? Lance Bass, Sir Lancealot (damn tights) and Lance Armstrong...

  17. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 21/11/07 3:08 PM  

    groovy, isn't Lance banging one of the Olsen twins?

  18. Gabrielle // 21/11/07 3:09 PM  

    lol banging is such a hard word

  19. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 21/11/07 3:12 PM  

    I just read his book in english, and it seems like the word he would use. The guys a little weird if you ask me

    my sister cried for 3 days when she found out Lance Bass was gay, but he was never he husband so it's all good

  20. Gabrielle // 21/11/07 3:14 PM  

    who is lance bass and is lance armstrong the bike rider or is that neal/niel armstrong?

  21. Aurelius (aka bhattipimpin88) // 21/11/07 3:16 PM  

    Lance Bass was in Nsync

    and lance armstrong is the nike guy, neil is the moon guy lol

  22. Groovy Noodles // 21/11/07 3:16 PM  

    Aure, that's the rumor, but the Olsen (I can't remember which one it is) denies it. I swear, he's gay. He just might not realize it yet.

    But take into account the fact that I have no gaydar.

    Elle, Lance Bass was a Backstreet Boy or an *NSync dude or a 98 Degree. Lance Armstrong is the bicycle rider, and Neil Armstrong is an astronaut.

  23. Groovy Noodles // 21/11/07 3:18 PM  

    Or *was* an astronaut. He might be dead. I'm not sure.

  24. Groovy Noodles // 21/11/07 3:21 PM  

    Crap Elle, I can't make the show! I didn't notice the time. I'll be watching fireworks at 6. :(

  25. Gabrielle // 21/11/07 3:38 PM  

    yea i think the show is pretty early. but i don't lie the late ones, maybe i'll cancel it all together. or should i do it an hour later?

  26. steups // 21/11/07 3:42 PM  

    At times, the comments make no damn sense to me.

  27. steups // 21/11/07 3:44 PM  

    Habby Thanksgiving to all the Whiteboy/Chance/Hoopz/Pumkin haters in the world

  28. Groovy Noodles // 21/11/07 3:44 PM  

    Well the fireworks start at 6:30 so I for sure couldn't do a 7:00. But if you keep it at 6, I could probably call in from the car for the first part. Otherwise I probably couldn't call in until at least 9.

    But it's your show, so, y'know, whatever works for you. ;)

  29. Gabrielle // 21/11/07 3:45 PM  

    I'mma just cancel it. Its the day before the holiday i need a day off

  30. Anonymous // 21/11/07 3:47 PM  

    LMAO @ GABRIELLE saying Happy Birthday Babe

  31. Gabrielle // 21/11/07 3:50 PM  

    lol, what he is my babe! :) Baby can't take that away from me

  32. Anonymous // 21/11/07 4:01 PM  

    Tailor Made needs a penis-implant. Just how Baby likes it.

    Gabrielle likes the southern "bumpkin."

    Steups is like Pretty, in the closet.

    Q hates Steups.

  33. Gabrielle // 21/11/07 4:03 PM  

    Anon i think u are 100 percent correct in your comment

  34. Anonymous // 21/11/07 4:10 PM  

    GABRIELLE i am jealous of werewolves that you like him better than the Anonymous that you are in love with

  35. Baby // 21/11/07 4:29 PM  

    Save for the part about the penis implant (wtf is up with that Elle! lol). Who on God's green earth could this anonymous be? I haven't any idea whatsoever (lol). Any ideas people?

  36. Anonymous // 21/11/07 4:37 PM  

    15 Things You Don’t Know about your PENIS! 1. Smoking can shorten ur penis by as much as an INCH! Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies the blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So if u don't care that much about ur lungs and dying purposes, spare Lil' man!

    15 Things You Don’t Know ABout Ur PENIS!
    Current mood: chipper
    Category: Life

    1. Smoking can shorten ur penis by as much as an INCH! Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies the blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So if u don't care that much about ur lungs and dying purposes, spare Lil' man!

    2. Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the circumsized skin from infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 sq meters, which would be enough 2 tarp the entire Major League infield with human flesh.

    3. An enlarged prostate gland can cause both erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. If u have an unexplained case of either, ur doctor's looking forward 2 checking ur prostate, even if ur not.

    4. The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, we would make sure u would have 4 orgasms for every 1 of ours! lol

    5. The oldest known species with a penis is a hard-shelled sea creature called Colymbosathon ecplecticos. That's Greek for "amazing swimmer with large penis." Which officially supplants Butt Naked as the best porn name, ever!

    6. Circumcisized foreskin can be reconstructed. Moveable skin on the shaft of the penis is pulled toward the tip and set in place with tape. Later, doctors apply plastic rings, caps, and weights. Years can pass until complete coverage is attained... Okay I'll shut up now! lol

    7. Only one man out of every 400 can give himself oral pleasure. It's estimated, hoever, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point!

    8. There r 2 types of penises. One kind expands and lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other appears big most of the time, but doesn't get much bigger when achieving an erection. (a shower)

    9. An International Men's Health survey reports that 79% of men have growers and 21% have showers.

    10. German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 min, 50 sec, yet women perceive it as lasting 5 min, 30 sec. Are you THAT good or THAT bad?

    11. Turns out size DOES matter: The longer ur penis, the better "semen displacement" you'll acheive when having sex with a women flush with competing semen. That's according to the researchers at SUNY, who used artificial phalluses (ahem) to scoop the "scooping" mechanism of the penise's coronal ridge. Next up... curing cancer.

    12. The penis that's been enjoyed by most women could be that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 between the years 1770 and 1784 -- that's about 7 virgings a day. Go ahead, say it; it's good 2 be king!

    13. Better-looking men mat have stronger sperm. Spanish researchers showed women photos of men who had good, average, and lousy sperm -- and told them to pick the handsomest men. The women chose the best sperm producers most often.

    14. No brain is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes from the spinal cord. Finding a living vessel for said ejaculation, however, takes hours of careful thought, and, often considerable amounts of alcohol.

    15. The most common cause of penile rupture: vigorous masterbation. Some risks are just worth taking!

  37. The Q © 2007 // 21/11/07 4:50 PM  

    "Q. hates Steups."

    Hate takes effort and thought. Anon you are mistakened.

  38. Groovy Noodles // 21/11/07 4:51 PM  

    Awww Elle are you really canceling? Bummer, I was looking forward to this one. But I suppose you do deserve a holiday. ;)

    And in case anyone cares (I know you don't) pie is out of the oven, apple crisp is in. I'm gonna be one busy little Noodle tomorrow, cuz I haven't gotten shit done today.

  39. Groovy Noodles // 21/11/07 4:52 PM  

    LMAO @ Q

    How ya doin?

  40. Gabrielle // 21/11/07 4:56 PM  

    um, I don't know, if I'm up at 7, i guess i'll do it

  41. Groovy Noodles // 21/11/07 4:57 PM  

    LOL You'll seriously have to email me and let me know, because I won't be able to be in the chat. Please? Just this once?

  42. Gabrielle // 21/11/07 5:02 PM  

    lol i surely will.

  43. SapphireTigress // 21/11/07 5:10 PM  

    Happy almost Turkey day everyone! I've been MIA because I've been training in a new employee, but I saw this picture and I just had to stop and say WHAZZZUPPPP!

    Hope ya'll have a safe & happy holiday.

  44. Anonymous // 21/11/07 5:11 PM  

    gabrielle what up fam? ...

  45. Over "Buddha Love" // 21/11/07 5:27 PM  

    LOL at Elle pretty ain't Gay, I am glad someone is on that bandwagon with me LOL

  46. Gabrielle // 21/11/07 5:47 PM  

    wassup anon!!!

    lol
    pretty is not gay

  47. Anonymous // 21/11/07 5:53 PM  

    gabrielle what are you doing for turkey day

  48. Anonymous // 21/11/07 5:54 PM  

    gabrielle i know steups is a turkey LOL

  49. Gabrielle // 21/11/07 5:56 PM  

    lol i'ma just eat and take family pics, what about u?

    lol@ steuped is a turkey

  50. Anonymous // 21/11/07 6:17 PM  

    me and my fiance gabrielle as we Speak, i'm on the Greyhound Bus going to charlotte North Carolina

  51. Gabrielle // 21/11/07 6:19 PM  

    y did you make your fiancee ride the buss?

  52. Anonymous // 21/11/07 6:23 PM  

    gabrielle I guess you could say I'm cheap is that bad gabrielle

  53. Gabrielle // 21/11/07 6:34 PM  

    well i guess not if she's okay with it
    I'm cheap myself

  54. Anonymous // 21/11/07 6:41 PM  

    well gabrielle from new york to North Carolina is only a 16 hours drive gabrielle are you Traveling yourself

  55. Gabrielle // 21/11/07 6:44 PM  

    yea but my travel time is 45 min tops

  56. Anonymous // 21/11/07 6:48 PM  

    45 min tops were are you going to gabrielle i know your from Texas

  57. Gabrielle // 21/11/07 6:52 PM  

    Dallas

  58. Anonymous // 21/11/07 6:54 PM  

    GABBY WHAT YOUR LAST NAME IF YOU DON'T MIND ME AKSING

  59. Gabrielle // 21/11/07 6:55 PM  

    one day ir'll be Jones

  60. Over "Buddha Love" // 21/11/07 6:56 PM  

    all the Anon's love Gabrielle! Happy thankgiving everyone!

  61. Gabrielle // 21/11/07 6:56 PM  

    lol they finally do. they used to hate me

  62. Anonymous // 21/11/07 6:58 PM  

    wow gabrielle dallas the REDNECK Capital lol

  63. Over "Buddha Love" // 21/11/07 6:59 PM  

    I know I remember when they used to give u a hard time..I am glad they have finally seen the light, you are a sweet person 'smile'

  64. Gabrielle // 21/11/07 7:00 PM  

    lol yes they did.... except the one obsessed with the word redneck

  65. Anonymous // 21/11/07 7:01 PM  

    YES OVER BUDDHA LOVE WE LOVE GABBY BUT HATE STEUPS LOL

  66. Anonymous // 21/11/07 7:04 PM  

    yes i like gabrielle to

  67. Anonymous // 21/11/07 7:08 PM  

    gabrielle Every show its always something new. I bet she has changed her mind on every show. She did like TM. But he is a spitter. Wrong move no matter what. He blew it and he knows it. I see her wanting the Entertainner now!! She also is into Punk as well. So since the last show..Its gonna be Entertainner or Punk. Chance is long gone. He didnt grow up a bit. Same ol Same ol Chance. She walked away from that part of her life. Good for her!! Who do you think it may be now?

  68. Gabrielle // 21/11/07 7:12 PM  

    i'll go with punk.

  69. BLACKNUTS // 21/11/07 7:16 PM  

    Y'All Better like my Girl gabrielle that my People what good gabrielle

  70. BLACKNUTS // 21/11/07 7:19 PM  

    gabrielle i will get a myspace soon and you be first i will add on

  71. BLACKNUTS // 21/11/07 7:21 PM  

    I Guess gabrielle is gone

  72. queen brina // 21/11/07 8:41 PM  

    FUCK YAH I'M THE BIGGEST SLUTTY WHORE BITCH ON THIS FUCKIN PLANET

    BOW DOWN TO THE QUEEN BITCHES THAT HAVE HIV STD AND TB AND A CRACK WHORE AT THAT ME THE UGLY DRAMA WHORE WHO DON'T HAVE NO EDUCATION AND WHO SLEEP WITH EVERY BLACK MAN ON THE FUCKING PLANT THE UGLY DIRTY WHORE THAT ME

    QUEEN FUCKIN BRINA

  73. Anonymous // 21/11/07 8:53 PM  

    ROLMFAO @ queenbrina LOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!! that was to funny as hell

  74. QUEEN BRINA // 21/11/07 11:36 PM  

    KEEP MY FUCKIN NAME OUT YALL FUCKIN MOUTHS. AND IM STILL GONNA KICK THE MUTHAFUCKIN LAWN CHAIR. THATS WHY IM GONNA GO TO A FANCY RESTAURANT WHEN YOU POOR BITCHES ARE GONNA EAT OUT THE GARBAGE LMFAO

    THE REAL QUEEN FUCKIN BRINA

  75. Anonymous // 22/11/07 1:31 AM  

    "Hate takes effort and thought. Anon you are mistakened."

    Only somebody who TRULY hated someone would act as though they're trivial to their lives. Face it, there's clearly tension growing between the two of you and I can't wait until it's war.

  76. Anonymous // 22/11/07 1:41 AM  

    lmfao @ Anonymous 12:54 AM war i love war lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

  77. Anonymous // 22/11/07 2:20 AM  

    LMFAO

  78. Thats Hot // 22/11/07 2:28 AM  

    Did anyone else know that the mansion used for ILNY2 is the same mansion in America's Most Smartest Model and Surreal Life: Fame Games?

  79. The Q © 2007 // 22/11/07 5:29 AM  

    "Only somebody who TRULY hated someone would act as though they're trivial to their lives. Face it, there's clearly tension growing between the two of you and I can't wait until it's war."

    Everyone has an opinion. However, I know myself and feelings towards an individual. I don't TRULY hate Steups. Frankly, I don't know him well enough to hate him. In addition Steups has no significant relevance in my life nor do I have any relevance in his.

    It's a blog. As a matter of fact it is his blog. It's not that serious folks. It is a hobby and a chance to chat about the shows & characters we love or love to hate.

  80. Gabrielle // 22/11/07 9:53 AM  

    sorry anon and blacknuts, i was knocked out.

    Happy Thanksgiving

  81. CHRIS BENOIT // 22/11/07 4:20 PM  

    I WILL MAKE YOU TAP...OUT!

  82. steups // 22/11/07 6:36 PM  

    Insignificant relevance and significant irrelevance can make a woman's head spin.

  83. steups // 22/11/07 6:37 PM  

    Y'all wanna battle on Friday?
    Pseudo-freestyle raps in the comment box?

    Who wants to challenge the king?

  84. The Q © 2007 // 22/11/07 7:27 PM  

    I suppose one's head would spin if you found the person attractive.

    I just don't think you are all that good looking nor do I find you attractive.

    Happy Thanksgiving!

  85. Anonymous // 22/11/07 10:35 PM  

    So what do you guys think about Buddha being on NipTuck as the fantasy man? So by him being a actor do you all think he there for New York or is he faking?

  86. steups // 22/11/07 10:42 PM  

    Buddha is/was on Nip/Tuck
    Say more, mate; say more.

  87. Anonymous // 22/11/07 10:48 PM  

    Go and look at the previews he boosting about it in front of TM and Punk while NY was sitting there too.

    That's why she got up. Also she need a better pair of white thong. It look dirty.

  88. Anonymous // 22/11/07 10:49 PM  

    http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?id=1574744&vid=190646

  89. Anonymous // 22/11/07 10:50 PM  

    http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?id=1574744&vid=190646

  90. steups // 22/11/07 10:53 PM  

    hahahaha...(puts hand to mouth and opens eyes wide)

  91. Anonymous // 22/11/07 11:29 PM  

    Ok he was also in Bad boys 2, 2 fast 2 furios, and so other movies and show.

    Damn

  92. Anonymous // 22/11/07 11:33 PM  

    Correction Furious and all about the benjamins.

    Is this another Wood?

  93. steups // 23/11/07 12:00 AM  

    Wood wasn't in shit, lol.
    What was Buudha in BadBoys 2?

  94. Anonymous // 23/11/07 12:07 AM  

    He played a featured part as a thug.

    Benjamins he was a featured basketball player

    Nip/tuck fantasy volleyball hunk

    bad boy2 drug hinchman

  95. Anonymous // 23/11/07 12:59 AM  

    How many times would Gabrielle watch a porno with Wolf and Pretty?

  96. steups // 23/11/07 1:01 AM  

    Once?

  97. Anonymous // 23/11/07 2:12 AM  

    Steups, the real question is, how many times would YOU watch that?

  98. Pretty // 23/11/07 2:52 AM  

    Hi everyone. It's true. I am gay and I am in a lovely relationship with Steups.

  99. Anonymous // 23/11/07 2:57 AM  

    LMFAO @ Pretty and steups

  100. Anonymous // 23/11/07 4:31 AM  

    So our relationship's just some sort of joke to you? Steups represents the greatest two inches I've ever experienced. Hey Steup-id, sweetie pie!

  101. Pretty // 23/11/07 4:31 AM  

    So our relationship's just some sort of joke to you? Steups represents the greatest two inches I've ever experienced. Hey Steup-id, sweetie pie!

    (That wasn't an anonymous, that was me, Pretty.)

  102. steups // 23/11/07 7:57 AM  

    Y'all really want me to be gay, don't ya?

  103. Anonymous // 23/11/07 8:35 AM  

    yes steups we all know you have some Sugar in Your Tank

  104. Anonymous // 23/11/07 8:36 AM  

    steups When's your little sweet ass gonna come out of the closet ...

  105. steups // 23/11/07 8:57 AM  

    lmmfao...y'all heffas crazy

  106. revenge // 23/11/07 9:35 AM  

    gayness?

    pfft.

    happy late thanksgiving everyone...im stuck at work so where is everyone??? misery LOVES company!

  107. Anonymous // 23/11/07 10:15 AM  

    im still gonna kick the lawn chair bitches and whoop ya fuckin asses

  108. Anonymous // 23/11/07 10:15 AM  

    ya gonna get an after thanksgiving ass whippin bitches

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