Where was Big John?

'Rock of Love' Episode 3 was a big disappointment. Don't misunderstand The Q.; it is a definite must see. However, it left Q. hotter than a 6' crossdresser in full drag with a mink coat on in the Arizona desert. The show pissed me off on so many levels. I mean how do you pick Gummy Bear Boobs as a captain of a Motorcross team? Also where the hell was Big John with that possessed Peta b!tch continually harrassed Dallas. Anyhow I went to http://www.vh1.com/ to stalk the V-Spot videos. I really was trying to cool down and forget about Lacey's instigating. However, I am pissed off again thanks to 'Look What the Cat Dragged In'.


Lacey walks into a walk-in closet to harrass Dallas. Dallas is peacefully sitting on the floor touching up her make up. Dallas states, "It's been over over hours."

Lacey replies, "No. It hasn't been over because I have...I have..."

"Because you want f@cking camera time. You're a f@cking attention whore. You're an attention whore. You just want more camera time..." A Chickfessional moment, Dallas mentions that Lacey would not stop. She shares her thoughts on the situation, "Come on b!tch, let's do this."

Lacey continues to touch Dallas including her @ss. In the Whorefessional, "You just go running off. I'm determined to go set her straight." Lacey follows Dallas throughout the 'Rock of Love' mansion. She continually refers to Dallas as 'sweetie'. Dallas firmly tells her, "Don't touch me." They reach the stairs. In the Chickfessional Dallas states, "Don't just be touching me. If you want to touch me f@cking hit me. So, it can be on. So we can f@cking do this and solve it."

Lacey in touching and following Dallas up the stairs. Dallas repeatedly tells her to stop and pushes her. They are by the pool table. (I wished Dallas would pick up a pool stick and crack it over that b!tches head.) Back to the Whorefessional, a delusional Lacey states,"I'm starting to get the idea she's actually a bit intimidated of me. She knows I'm physically stronger than her. She knows I'm smarter than her. I'm mentally stronger than her. So I can see she's starting to... ya know feel a little bit intimidated." The two ladies make it behind the bar. Dallas pushes the sh!t out of Lacey. And Lacey goes flying back appearing to almost hit her head against the bar. (Ah shucks!)

Chickfessional time , we see Cindy a.k.a. Rodeo, "Lacey just wants to start trouble. And she's staying on Dallas to get a rise out of her. And she knows what the rise is." Up another flight of stairs, Lacey decides to now block Dallas from continuing up. Back to the Chickfessional, Rodeo shares, "She was going, 'Sweetie, answer the question. Sweetie, answer the question.' And when you get in front of somebody, 2 inches from their face...you're going to piss them off."

Lacey touches Dallas' face. We hear Rodeo, Jes and Brandi M. telling Lacey to stop. Dallas pushes Lacey again and appears to be talking to production staff, "Get this b!tch off of me... get this ho off me! You need to get this ho off me! She doesn't need to be touching me!" We get a glimpse of a man. (Where is Big John? Isn't he security?)

Brandi M. and Jess attempt to pull Lacey away from Dallas. (Apparently this is a job for Super Rodeo.) Rodeo yanks that b!tch away from Dallas as if she is a rag doll. Rodeo then pins Lacey to the stairs. She tells Lacey to stop her bullsh!t and get a hold of herself. Rodeo stands her up and pushes her away to leave the scene. In the Chickfessional Rodeo says, "There's a new Sheriff in this house. And don't f@ck with me" She tips her cowboy hat.

A pissed off Qmoment!