Saw this on a messageboard.
Who do you think will be the first to wed?

  1. Becky Buckwild (Flavor of Love 2, Charm School)
  2. Kimberley Locke (American Idol, Celebrity Fit Club)
  3. Schatar Taylor (Flavor of Love 1, Charm School)
  4. Oprah Winfrey
  5. New York (Flavor of Love 1 &2, I love New York)
  6. Jennifer Hudson
  7. Darra Boyd (Flavor of Love 2, Charm School)
  8. Da Brat (The Surreal Life, Celebrity Fit Club)
  9. Courtney Jackson (Flavor of Love 1, Charm School)
  10. Condoleeza Rice.
Add your guess in the comment box (least likely at 10 to your choice to marry first at #1)



buckwild-charm-school kimberley-locke-celebrity-fit-club
schatar-hottie-charm-school oprah-winfrey
new-york-charm-school jennifer-hudson-dream-girls
like-dat-charm-school da-brat-celebrity-fit-club
goldie-dat-charm-school Condoleezza_Rice

123 comments

  1. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 1:44 PM  

    I will first

  2. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 1:44 PM  

    and I am first ;)

  3. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 1:45 PM  

    why does Kimberly Locke look familiar? who is she?

  4. Electra (trinidad) // 9/5/07 1:47 PM  

    Damn Gabby you are swift.lol

  5. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 1:47 PM  

    lol i know ;)

    steups x is unreal in both problems

  6. Electra (trinidad) // 9/5/07 1:47 PM  

    Steups u know I have dial-up at home do u know how long it will take to download dis stuff later on today? Geeeeeeeeez so many pics.

  7. FOL // 9/5/07 1:48 PM  

    Kimberley Locke placed 3rd on American Idol and she' on Celebrity Fit Club.
    Gotta run

  8. FOL // 9/5/07 1:48 PM  

    that's what I thought, thanks Gabby

  9. Anonymous // 9/5/07 1:49 PM  

    u forgot jennifer hudson,
    steups

  10. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 1:49 PM  

    u welcome steups

  11. Electra (trinidad) // 9/5/07 1:50 PM  

    Am, was Becky always so well-endowed?

  12. Electra (trinidad) // 9/5/07 1:51 PM  

    Gabby wat u mean by x is unreal? Geeeez my head hurts again.

  13. Electra (trinidad) // 9/5/07 1:53 PM  

    You know when I was having my daughter my mother-in-law always called her Condeleeza even up to dis day she calls her dat.:)

  14. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 1:53 PM  

    I think that rebecca made it to the top 4 or something, cause on the celebrity rewind thing we watched a few weeks ago when she had her chest out, she was trying to act like she really had class. I think she was trying to act like a winner without showing us that she won.

  15. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 1:54 PM  

    lol electra x can't be defined in those equations.

    what is your daughters name?

  16. Electra (trinidad) // 9/5/07 1:55 PM  

    Or OK Gabby.

    I dont know about d other 9 but I am 99.99%sure dat Oprah aint getting married AT ALL!!!!!!

    Oh and wasn't Laila marrid already? If so, she should not be here....no?

  17. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 1:56 PM  

    add star jones after she gets divorced and that lady who wrote that book who married that gay younger man who needed citizenship(stella got her grove back) you know who I'm thinking about.

  18. Electra (trinidad) // 9/5/07 1:57 PM  

    Adalia is my Princess' name.

  19. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 1:59 PM  

    why does she call her condaleeza?

  20. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 2:00 PM  

    Courtney Jackson shouldn't be on here, Goldie is going to get married. She's a country girl, she'll settle for a nice man if she would settle for Flav.

  21. FOL // 9/5/07 2:01 PM  

    You can add her anon...
    I couldn't remember many spinsters.

    Yeah I am still here. Not for long though

  22. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 2:02 PM  

    oh i read the post wrong, let me rate them from most to least likely

  23. Electra (trinidad) // 9/5/07 2:02 PM  

    She calls her dat because she said that she is going to be as intelligent and successful as Condaleeza and make the family proud.

    :)

  24. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 2:04 PM  

    1. Goldie
    2. Kimberly Locke
    3. Schatar
    4. Rebecca
    5. Lala
    6. Da Brat (If she goes to San Fransisco to do it)
    7. Darra
    8. Catty Bit Pollard (NY)
    9. Condalizus Rice
    10. Oprah

  25. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 2:05 PM  

    lol my nephew is name Charlie III but I call him Lil Chimichunga cause I don't like Charlie maybe I should start calling him... Barak ;)

  26. FOL // 9/5/07 2:05 PM  

    Oh My God Elle, You put Goldie first.

    Lmao at Da Brat

  27. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 2:07 PM  

    well Goldie is the homebody on there, I dont' really know Kim Locke but she seems pretty subtle so she could be #1. and I do think that lala was married or is

  28. FOL // 9/5/07 2:08 PM  

    she is/was...if you research it and it's true, let me know and we'll put Jennifer Hudson up

  29. Electra (trinidad) // 9/5/07 2:08 PM  

    well Steups where else can Da Brat get married?lol I know not Jamaica.lol They might get killed there.

  30. Electra (trinidad) // 9/5/07 2:10 PM  

    Yes Steup Laila was married to her former boxing Manager who happened to be an exboxer himself.

    She is now engaged to someone else.

    Geeez dont u guys watch Dancing with the Stars?

  31. FOL // 9/5/07 2:12 PM  

    well haters, assume that picture is really Jennifer Hudson

  32. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 2:12 PM  

    lol I don't, I don't watch any reality show that NBC ABC or CBS put together. Nor BET or MTV. I'm working on not watching VH1...


    I do like wife swap sometimes though.

    Steups whats the name of the lady who wrote how stella got her grove back?

  33. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 2:12 PM  

    who u calling a hater?

  34. Electra (trinidad) // 9/5/07 2:14 PM  

    Well Gabby me neither. Its my sister who forces me when I go visit at my Mom's and I was there last nite with the kids and I saw Laila and my sister told me that Laila is engaged.

    I said "What? But she was recently married and she gone back again so quickly?"LOL

    To each their own yes.

  35. FOL // 9/5/07 2:17 PM  

    FIXED!!!
    Thanks anon, Elle and E...

    Have to run...byeeeeeee (puff of smoke)

  36. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 2:19 PM  

    steups wants us to think that he's a busy working man.... I do bye it ;)

    He always rushing out of here like he got stuff to do.. I think he's just going to the adult movie store everytime he runs out ;)

  37. FOL // 9/5/07 2:25 PM  

    Still here.
    Refresh your browsers please there is a link to an interview you should read.
    It's at QGasm, which is sort of like a sister-blog but I can't really say it is a sister blog, although by not saying it is a sister blog I might make people cuss me out.

    Whatever, just go read the interview, please.
    Cheers.

  38. FOL // 9/5/07 2:26 PM  

    I am going to pick up my children, lmao.

  39. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 2:31 PM  

    lol i didn't know steups had children (notice i didn't say kids)

  40. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 2:34 PM  

    have no idea who sulle is and don't want to know. I don't want to get sucked into another vh1 reality series.

  41. FOL // 9/5/07 2:35 PM  

    I have 6

  42. FOL // 9/5/07 2:35 PM  

    Cheers

  43. Electra (trinidad) // 9/5/07 2:36 PM  

    Yeah I was reading the interview but I could not handle the way some people express themselves.

    I am a little old fashioned and boring I guess.

  44. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 2:36 PM  

    6 what? and they gone get beat up by the bully if u don't go pick them up, while u sitting on here typing

  45. Electra (trinidad) // 9/5/07 2:37 PM  

    Steups, puppies dont count as children.lol

  46. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 2:38 PM  

    I think I'm a little old fashion and boring too cause I hate hearing bootz go off on females, cause the only word she gets out good is B#%^H and I hate hearing that

  47. Electra (trinidad) // 9/5/07 2:38 PM  

    I dont think Jennifer Hudson will be marrying soon. Y should she? The sky's the limit for her right now.

    Y marry and have a man spoil it for you?

  48. Anonymous // 9/5/07 2:45 PM  

    Hey ladies and Steups!(seems like y'all the only ones in here LOL)

    Steups I do want to know what you do for a living to dipping in, dropping some science, and then disappearing in a puff smoke. Is your presence that high in demand?

    Okay, so on to the list...

    1: Jennifer Hudson--she's engaged to her boyfriend of 8 years, so it may be happening soon hopefully...

    2: Kimberly Locke--I just think she's gorgeous with a really approachable personality.

    3: Becky Buckwild--she's really pretty and seems to be a really intelligent person when she's not in "blackface" mode, she may make a man of any race a good wifey if she keeps it up.

    4: Goldie--seems very nuturing and is obviously on her hustle with nursing school and doing comedy on the side, that's wifey material.

    5: Darra--I like her but I don't have much of an opinion on her.

    6: Hottie--despite the wonky eye and that God awful rats nest on her head, she's actually smarter and more poised than people give her credit for. That "gold-digging" persona may be a turn off for a lot of men though.

    7:Tiffany--First of all Steups, there are some better pictures of her on her MySpace than THAT Muppet-looking one! But anyway, I think if she retires "Miss New York" for good she'll have a great chance of finding a loving husband. Most of the guys that have been interviewed here(and other places) said that when the cameras were off she was a really cool chick to be with, and I have a feeling she'd do anything she could to keep her man happy.

    8:Condi Rice: Don't know anything about Condi except for her being Bush's lacky.

    9:Oprah: I doubt it, no one even sees Stedman anymore, and I really don't think they can make a prenup strong to protect her assets if the marriage does happen and then fizzles, so that may be why they're not bothering.

    10: Da Brat: I believe gay marriage is still a long way off in this country, so she goes last. Although with her stank attitude I don't think anyone--man or woman--would marry her.

    And with that, I have Steups-sized errands to do...peace out y'all *puff of smoke*

  49. Electra (trinidad) // 9/5/07 2:50 PM  

    Misty I did not even read the heading and I knew it was you. :)

  50. Webmaster // 9/5/07 3:05 PM  

    yay...for once, I get to come home on a normal time. Love the post lmao

    how is everyone today

  51. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 3:08 PM  

    i think that if buckwild put on 50lbs she would look like a waffle house/IHOP lady (after u rot out a few of her teeth from smoking)

  52. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 3:10 PM  

    hey aurelius the track star.i'm good today, just can't wait to get off of work

  53. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 3:32 PM  

    BIG STEUP DAWG, u left Laila Ali's name up and didn't replace it with Jennifer Hudson's name.

  54. Webmaster // 9/5/07 3:32 PM  

    hey gabrielle, track star lmao in my dreams

  55. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 3:41 PM  

    lol, did u have practice the last period of the day?

  56. Webmaster // 9/5/07 3:51 PM  

    no, I have it after school but it was all wet outside so i decided to skip

  57. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 3:59 PM  

    lol u gone be runnin 13 's all season if u keep skipping. Make sure when U start going to the weightroom regularly, cause that is what is going to make u fast. I loved lifting weights

  58. Webmaster // 9/5/07 4:01 PM  

    is it??? Usually a bunch of guys (including me) skip that lol. Does it really make you faster???

  59. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 4:06 PM  

    yea, that muscle and that form you run with add on 20% of the speed you need to win a race. Watch Donovan Bailey, Michael Johnson or Marian Jones. They all have big muscles ans strict form. Coaches should teach you that. But yeah, build them muscles

  60. Webmaster // 9/5/07 4:07 PM  

    alright, sounds good. I guess next practice I'll take that a bit more seriously

  61. FOL // 9/5/07 4:33 PM  

    25 minutes too late for that clown

  62. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 4:39 PM  
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  63. Anonymous // 9/5/07 4:44 PM  

    Hey Annon 441,

    I notice that too. She whine too much for me. Steups this, Steups that.

    gabrielle act like she run this blog.

  64. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 4:45 PM  
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  65. Anonymous // 9/5/07 4:46 PM  

    Since you are a whiner. That's all you do is whine whine whine.

    We don't want to read that.

  66. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 4:46 PM  
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  67. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 4:47 PM  
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  68. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 4:59 PM  
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  69. FOL // 9/5/07 5:01 PM  

    forget him, Elle.
    We are in love and that's all that matters.

  70. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 5:04 PM  
    This comment has been removed by the author.
  71. FOL // 9/5/07 5:25 PM  

    Three removed by author comments?

  72. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 5:29 PM  

    yea, i deleted them. That was a waste of my time, I shouldn't have even responded to those anon comments. it was prolly just you anyways

  73. Anonymous // 9/5/07 5:36 PM  

    YOU CAN RESPONDED TO GABRIELLE IM THE GOOD ANONYMOUS YOU KNOW OMAR

  74. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 5:37 PM  

    lol oh whats been up? Haven't seen u on in around.

  75. FOL // 9/5/07 5:39 PM  

    Lol at the "good anonymous"

  76. Anonymous // 9/5/07 5:41 PM  

    WHAT GOING ON WITH YOU GABRIELLE

  77. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 5:41 PM  

    nothing just at work, got 19 more minutes, what about u?

  78. Anonymous // 9/5/07 5:43 PM  

    STEUPS ARE YOU A FAN OF CYPRESS HILL

  79. FOL // 9/5/07 5:43 PM  

    ELLE, whats the link to your brother again?
    Is it CAL_T?

  80. FOL // 9/5/07 5:44 PM  

    Not particularly, but as would anyone else I liked their two hit songs

  81. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 5:44 PM  

    is should be next to the name i'm posting with, there is no underscore

  82. FOL // 9/5/07 5:45 PM  

    haven't heard it since a VH1 Special, a while back

  83. Anonymous // 9/5/07 5:47 PM  

    NOTHING GABRIELLE BUT LISTING TO CYPRESS HILL AND FAT JOE CALL TEQUILA SUNRISE

  84. FOL // 9/5/07 5:48 PM  
  85. FOL // 9/5/07 5:49 PM  

    we've done a terrible job at supporting Cal

  86. Anonymous // 9/5/07 5:51 PM  

    STEUPS WHY SHOULD I VOTE?

  87. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 5:51 PM  

    lol steups, you've done a bad job lol, but I don't watch season 2 anyways. He was going to be my reason. He wouldn't make the top 5 anyways. lol


    OMAR whats your favorite band? Do Cypress Hill have something new out?

  88. Anonymous // 9/5/07 5:55 PM  

    Steups, and the rest of you all...this blog is the best! I recently found it and I been getting 6-minute abs from laughing at the craziness! Man, I don't know what VH-1 was thinking but they definitely got me addicted to this shyt like crack...

    and I think J. Hudson will marry first...she's in a serious relationship (she even thanked boo when she won her Oscar) and if he is smart (and an opportunist) he'd propose and get some camera time while she's in the spot light a la Star Jones' husband - (who I think is homosexual and I still have an investigation pending)

    Hazel Eyez

  89. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 5:56 PM  

    lol hazel eyes must have saw my post on star jones, yea i think he's a goner cause i've heard alot of accusations that he's in the closet

  90. Anonymous // 9/5/07 5:59 PM  

    GABRIELLE I DONT KNOW IF CYPRESS HILL HAVE A ALBUM COMING OUT BUT BEING FROM NEW YORK AND FROM BROOKLYN I'M A BIG JAY-Z BIGGIE FAN ARE YOU STILL WATCHING THE NBA PLAYOFFS

  91. Anonymous // 9/5/07 6:00 PM  

    Get me...

    I can't lie, I seen the pics of him at the expo at Concrete Loop and he looked good...but when they are interviewed together, he always sits with his body directed away from Star, his mannerisms always seem uncomfortable and forced and just really, really GAAAAY...oh, and she said they abstained from sex until they were married to test their love...I'm sure being that he is gay and Star eats pudding until her gastric lap band makes her throw up, it worked well for both of them...lol

    Hazel Eyez

  92. Gabrielle // 9/5/07 6:01 PM  

    lol u kno I ain't watching no NBA playoffs since My Mavericks got sat down. Thats a TRUE fan lol. I may check out a few games with Godlen State though, I Love their streetball style.

    With that said, I'm off. It's 5. Gotta rush to church to help my moms. See y'all later

  93. ***Liberia's Finest*** // 9/5/07 6:06 PM  

    1.Oprah
    2.Jennifer Hudson
    3.Goldie
    4.Darra
    5.New York
    6.Condoleeza
    7.Kimberly Locke
    8.Buckwild
    9.Da Brat
    10.Hottie is NEVER getting married!!

  94. FOL // 9/5/07 6:08 PM  

    Thanks Hazel Eyez.

    I think it's cool that he avoids the media because not everyone is on that trip. Although he'll probably have to adapt to the spotlight or that in itself might sink their relationship

  95. FOL // 9/5/07 6:14 PM  

    Cardiac arrest at 10.Hottie is NEVER getting married!!

  96. Anonymous // 9/5/07 6:16 PM  

    Oh and as far as my opinion on everyone else and marriage

    1.) Oprah ain't marrying...PERIOD
    2.) K. Locke...I could see with a white guitarist (don't even ask)
    3.) Condi is dying alone with a 1962 flip and 10 cats
    4.) New York is ultimately going to have to settle because VH-1 will find the next best reality star and exploit them...(notice how Flav is DUMPED)
    5.)Goldie...she has goals, while I must admit I don't find her stand-up funny, I laugh more AT her country bumpkin shenanigans, she is on the right path with life and is sticking to her goals instead of throwing it all away to throw parties
    6.) Darra...the bitch already said she can cook, so hopefully she will take a few speaking and etiquette lessons and then she'll be able to eat at the table with the rest of us and not at the barn...also, her weight SHOULD not be an issue with her getting married...she is a curvy bitch when taped up! LMAO
    7.)Buckwild...please note that is not a boob job, have u seen how ghetto her house is? She has the cheapest boob job there is: birth control...I can tell cause her face is a little puffy too and she is all around a little bigger on top...she'll marry white to please her family, but still by 40oz from the corner store to let us know Buckwild still lives...
    9.) Dabrat is only a lesbian because she got fat...when she drops those pounds and is back to her "What do you like ft Tyrese" video size, she'll be getting d*cked down...TRUST
    10.) Hottie is actually going to be wifed up...I can tell. SOmeone is going to smoothen her out and get her to dye her hair vs the horrible wig cap weave, and put a ring on that child's finger

    Wow, that was long...lol

    Hazel Eyez

  97. Anonymous // 9/5/07 6:28 PM  

    steups i have question for you if your myspace account setting said disabled what do that mean should i email myspace about this problem

  98. Anonymous // 9/5/07 6:33 PM  

    im new to myspace that why i comment about this steups

  99. FOL // 9/5/07 6:34 PM  

    yes, you must email them. MySpace goes batty every now and again.

    I think I have to read Eye'z comment five more times to get every ounce of humor in there because I stalled laughing at the end of #3

  100. FOL // 9/5/07 6:37 PM  
  101. FOL // 9/5/07 6:47 PM  

    Oh fucking Lord at the reason proffered for Buckwild's boobs

    Oh fucking Lord...save me from that comment. Save me!

  102. FOL // 9/5/07 6:48 PM  

    I think I am re-posting that as an article, later tonight

  103. FOL // 9/5/07 6:50 PM  

    5th consecutive comment:

    That Buckwild picture is sexy as hell.
    And Da Brat is borderline gorgeous.

  104. Anonymous // 9/5/07 6:51 PM  

    steups are you talking to yourself

  105. Theodius**Misterballer** // 9/5/07 7:01 PM  

    yo whats up

  106. FOL // 9/5/07 7:02 PM  

    Not anymore...lol.

  107. FOL // 9/5/07 7:04 PM  

    sent you a fe-mail Mr Baller

  108. Theodius**Misterballer** // 9/5/07 7:09 PM  

    ok

  109. The Q © 2010 // 9/5/07 7:30 PM  

    Thanks for linking Sullee 'The White Rapper Show' Interview.

    I appreciate it.

  110. Theodius**Misterballer** // 9/5/07 7:44 PM  

    Solving the following quadratic equation:

    Xsquared-3x+3=0

    Xsquared-5x+9=0

    Hey we just learned that, I got a 93 on the test.

  111. Theodius**Misterballer** // 9/5/07 7:53 PM  

    -b plus/negative sqaure root, bsquared plus 4ac divided 2a

  112. Webmaster // 9/5/07 8:01 PM  

    misterballer, what the hell are you saying??

  113. Theodius**Misterballer** // 9/5/07 8:03 PM  

    quadratic formula lol,hows the episode.

  114. Webmaster // 9/5/07 8:06 PM  

    I'm saving it right now, I think it might be a too much sized video though

  115. Wumpus // 9/5/07 8:07 PM  

    These chumps are hatin on Dr. Rice. SHe was "friends" with Gene Washington( (I think) some NFL exec. SHe will be married, depending won what she does after her stint as SOS is up...and then president.

  116. Theodius**Misterballer** // 9/5/07 8:08 PM  

    awesome, is it good. Do you think its the best so far?

  117. Webmaster // 9/5/07 8:10 PM  

    yeaa...I think it probably is. I think episode 2 was the best outta the first three, so after episode 4, tell me which is the best outta the four

  118. Theodius**Misterballer** // 9/5/07 8:12 PM  

    alrightI will do that fo sho bro.

  119. Anonymous // 9/5/07 8:29 PM  

    hate to burst the bubble, guys, but until gay marriage is legal or da brat goes to massachusetts, she's not getting hitched

  120. FOL // 9/5/07 9:22 PM  

    lmfao

  121. Anonymous // 9/5/07 9:35 PM  

    LMAO@ the white guitarist link...nah, the guy has to be a little more modern

    I think Buckwild is VERY pretty when her mouth is closed. When she opens it she looks doofy as phuck and I happen o like gap teeth...

    Speaking of teeth, have yall noticed Mikki's teeth are so huge its like she has to use her hands to pull her lips over them to completely close her mouth?

    Veneers too big, no?

    Hazel

  122. Anonymous // 9/5/07 9:36 PM  

    dabrat looks like she has NO plans to get married...for some reason I think she wears a strap on under her clothes just to wear one LOL

    Hazel

  123. Anonymous // 10/5/07 3:10 AM  

    Jennifer Hudson is already engaged to her high school sweetheart. He was a smart one and waited til she made it big to pop the ?.

    And you know Oprah is never getting married. Poor Steadman. :(

    Da Brat is a lezbo. So is Darra, from what I hear.

    Whoever marries Hottie is a damn fool and needs medication.

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