I jacked this from the Sister2Sister forum.
Yes, I am a member of a woman's message-board; are you gonna do something about it?
I thought so...
You lot act like it's a crime to talk to women online.
Anyways, just read the offence/offense and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each offence/offense and added up your total fine. When you are done, post your fine in the comments box so that everyone can know just how bad you are. Only Lareigna and Posh are allowed to confess their answers, the others need only post the amount of their fine.
Smoked pot -- $10>
>
> Did acid -- $5>
>
> Ever had sex at church -- $25>
>
> Woke up in bed and did not know the person next to you -- $40>
>
> Had sex with someone you met on MySpace -- $25>
>
> Had sex for money -- $100>
>
> Had sex with a foreigner -- $20>
>
> Vandalized something -- $20>
>
> Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
>
> Beat up someone -- $20
>
> Been jumped -- $10
>
> Crossed dressed -- $10
>
> Given money to stripper -- $25
>
> Been in love with a stripper -- $20
>
> Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
>
> Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
>
> Ever drive drunk -- $20
>
> Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
>
> Used toys while having sex -- $30
>
> Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
>
> Went skinny dipping -- $5
>
> Had sex in a pool -- $20
>
> Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
>
> Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
>
> Cheated on your significant other -- $10
>
> Masturbated -- $10
>
> Cheated on your lover with their relative or close friend -- $20
>
> Gave head -- $5
>
> Received head -- $5
>
> Performed or received oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
>
> Stole something -- $10
>
> Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
>
> Made a nasty home video -- $15
>
> Had a threesome -- $50
>
> Had sex in the wild -- $20
>
> Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
>
> Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
>
> Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
>
> Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
>
> Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
>
> Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
>
> Went streaking -- $5
>
> Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
>
> Been arrested -- $5
>
> Spent time in jail -- $15
>
> Peed in the pool -- $0.50
>
> Played spin the bottle -- $5
>
> Done something you regret -- $20
>
> Had sex with your best friend -- $20
>
> Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
>
> Had anal sex -- $80
>
> Lied to your mate -- $5
>
> Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
What's your fine?
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
First!!
SECOND! lol...{yawn}
I have only ONE fine..lol
wait...i haven't read the rest lol...
$540.60.
Sup Anonymouse, again>
Where did you get the 60cents, lol?
540 is bad, girlfriend. Terrible, even.
i think some of the fines are off. Like, who hasn't passed out and not remembered the night before? that's a $20 and it really should be more like $10. And masturbating should be like $.10.
Girl, you pissed in the pool, lmao.
Like, who hasn't passed out and not remembered the night before?
Ahhh, Anonymouse?
I have some bad news for you girl.
THAT'S NOT NORMAL!!!
heya steups
*hangs head in shame*
i peed in the pool once upon a time ($.50)
and i made out with some stripper and i sure as hell didn't know her name...
weelll...at my ripe old age, I don't do that anymore...now I just drink till i'm happy :P
Anonymouse....maybe you have more fines than you think...especially if passing out and loss of memory is a sense of normalcy lol
HEY DORFAM!
i kinda want to have sex at a church...anyone done that?
LOL @ Anonymouse...WOW
*pouts*
i'm kinky?
otherwise pretty boring, though.
I had sex in a nunnery
I got 895.60
Steups, your such a SKANK lol
YOU PISSED IN THE POOL TOO!!!!
Now the pee-ing in the pool should be like $.01...i mean c'mon...even if its a tiny droplet lol
yeah, i haven't been jumped or beat anyone up and stuff like that.
still, though, i wonder what % if your average pool water really IS pee. I mean, I'd never get into a pool again.
you've never beat up your brother or sister?
COME ON MAN!!
I am getting angry now because y'all are trying to make me look bad. I KNOW YOU PEOPLE DID MOST OF THAT SHIT.
Don't worry about the pee, Anonymouse.
It's the herpes bacteria in the pool that worries me. Lmao
Well I didn't count BROTHERS/SISTERS because I didn't count them as actual PEOPLE per say...lol
Steups chill out..if you're a skank, you're a skank lol
Morning all...
Anonymouse: Not that it makes it any better to PEE in a pool, but pee is actually sterile lol....But contrary to those studies, I still wouldn't wanna be in the R.Kelly sex video...i'm just saying
OH WAIT! oh crap, that's right!! that freakin' counts, doesn't it?
lol.
Revised total:
$560.60
If you count a trip to jail (but not a stay):
$15
New total:
$575.60
POSSSSSSSSSH! Hey gyrl!
txshawty, i know it's sterile...but would you really want to be bathing in pee? I mean, really.
Anonymouse: NOPE i wouldn't and thats EXACTLY why I also wouldn't have wanted to be co-starring in the R.Kelly sex video...if ya know what I'm saying....lol I'm no toilet, my friend
My score is $620.50
..and I know there is someone here clever enough to look and see what costs 50 cents so I'll just admit it... yes Ive peed in a pool before lmao
Hey Shawty!!!
Whats good?
DORFAM: LOL! YESSSSSSSSS only 140.60...lol
*sniff* morning all
Rise and shine Nv
POSH: Sleepy as Hell-o operator...and in regards to you peeing in the pool...who hasn't? lol
Ppl that NEVER get out of a large mass of WATER b/c they NEVER have to pee...is an OFFENDER...they've already pee-ed and probably in the water you swallowed by accident HA lol...just look for the green ring around them...lol
NV: Morning...you sick hon?
Y'all have me mad today. Just like those liars on S2S.
I know every woman on this site has at least 500. Are you telling me, your boyfriends never said if you blow me I'll give you that present you wanted?
Because that's $100.
Fibbers!!!
Shawty: Green ring? Eewww
It makes since becuase blue and yellow makes green... ewwwwww lmao
POSH: LOL....ah...the joy of mixing colors to produce new ones...
Dorfam: ME! lol...
Dorfam: Lol...i'm guessing he's still a FOREIGNER...tho the ring does say that he's YOUR own personal foreigner
POSH: I am up honey
TX: Yeah boo coming down with something sunday it was 65-70 in GA now since then it has been 30 degrees crazy weather
Ok guys I'll be peekin in and out... I found my other two pages of Heats interview so Im working on it.
NV: Same here...in the south its been some weird things going down weather-wise...I don't know..it's 30-something down here too now...freezing rain, ice, snow...makes COW tipping so much easier seeing as the cows are frozen solid LOL (and YES that was a joke, I don't know ANYONE with cows...although I do know a few HEIFERS that work my NERVES!, lol)
*High Fives Dorfam* lol
POSh: ok boo
TX you are crazy
Doram: pass me some weather
Dorfam: Thanks for rubbing the sunny weather in my face lol
*trembles with icicle on tip of nose*
Dang, how country or Canadian can someone be? Tx, whatchu know about cow tipping?
Dorfam...I know for a fact that you are fibbing because many times, my girlfriend or whatever has said "do this"
and I said "No!"
And they'll say, "I'll pay for it"
I'll say "how much"
She says "20 bucks"
Me: "ok"
Lmao. I know I am not the only one who has paid their girlfriend for a bj or has been paid to give head.
Peeking...
Steups: you paid for a blowjob from a "girlfriend" did you just so happen to pick her up from the corner when she asked you "you want a date daddy?" was it one of those girlfriends?
STEUPS: That's what I'm gettin at baby, I don't know NOTHING BOUT NO COW-TIPPING (notice the double-negative, lol)
You PAID your girl for a bj?
NV: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH, freaking HAHA lol
Posh: Peek-a-boo, i seeee you!
Steups: lol @ "girlfriend OR WHATEVER"...what EXACTLY is 'whatever'? lol
Tx, you know how New Yorkers are with double negatives.
Nv, y'all can't make me feel bad because I know for a fact it's normal in relationships to offer bribes for sex acts.
If it happens to me it happens to e'rybody
a whatever is like a whatever, you know.
Women lie too much.
Peeking....
Not all women lie Steupie.
....Steupie? Damn, Im gettin real comfy here. lol
Steups: yea true, but money?....nah
lol @ your explanation of whatever...now THAT cleared up ALL of my inhibitions about your usage of "whatever", I now understand...{please recognize that this is sarcasm}
POSH: Steupie? hmmmm....sounds like Snoopy's twin brother lol
a whatever is any woman that passes for a girlfriend; even if it's just for the night; or the afternoon.
And I took money to mean many things.
Like a PlayStation for example, lol.
If you had sex for a PlayStation you should take the $100
Steups: Ok, now that clears everything up...no really it does...no sarcasm...I figured thats what you meant
lol @ sex for a playstation...
Steups is right and wrong...
I don't think people in "healthy" relationships do the exchanging of money for services thing but....
My mother's co-worker ofter brags how she charges her husband for bjs and anal or any other extra services...
TRENDZ IS NOT HAPPY W? NY.... did a post on it on princespollard.blogspot.com
Dorfam: really? uh-oh...BE RIGHT BACK
ok so i have 435.50
and i kinda wanted to have a high score..i realize now i need to do mro in my lifetime...anonymouse im so with you i would LOVE to have sex in a church...cuz im a blasphemous slut.
heh
i think i need to work on the slut part though, obviously just look at my measily fine.
I got 435 too Revenege(Good afternoon by the way)....the only reason I didn't get .50 is cause I'm pee shy:)
Hey REVENGE
Dorfam: I read that post and it was and is sooo true...
Dorfam: I would really like to thank you...you're that one person in the pool who gets in and out of the pool continuously just so you won't make the water WARMER than necessary lol
I have a cousin who always calls me "red" and tells me I'm not black enough..wtf is not black enough?
But on the flip sideshe is always dunning herself by saying she is too black...wtf is too black?
Here you go Nv a nice cup of sunshine to make you feel better...(sorry I'm a slow reader)A D D
I have reservations on the Trendz thing
dorfam, you are in denial.
There is something as not black enough.
good afternoon everyone!
Dorfam: It's on ALL aspects...you are what GOD made you...you maybe lighter skinned, Trendz is darker, and I, personally, am more caramel...if we were another tone, we may not look normal, ya know?
What is not black enough other than someone whom intentionally does not claim their heritage?
well i can def. say i am too puerto rican.
i carry a switchblade, weaar big hoop earrings, and sound a little nasal like rosie perez as well as curse really fast.
but i dunno about being black enough or not black enough, i think its all about stereotypes.
fuck it...unlike a puerto rican i listen to alot of diff. music esp. rock, i READ, and i only have one baby daddy. (oh jesus i cant believe i just typed that)
Just as long as everyone knows that certain colors are not right for their skin tone...THATS where I have a problem...wear things that flatter your tone..
Tx I'm not even light skinned that's the thing I'm like a..a.a..caramel(except for my legs girl they get no sun:)
You mean like blue eyeshadow tx..lmao
Revenge: True...stereotypes feed the fire...
I get frustrated when a certain group of ppl have problems with stereotypes being placed on them by other groups, but have NO problem turning around and playing into the EXACT stereotypes they despise lol
:;shrugs:; dont know much about shades.
im pale as hell.
Dorfam: Well hello my CARAMEL SISTAH lol...and YES blue eyeshadow is NOT the best...I wouldn't try that on myself personally lol
tx people just all need to lighten up....there is truth to every jest right?
as long as its not hate. i think once you hate something, you;ve overstepped the bounds of joking and insulting.
REVENGE: Me neither, I just know when and if something looks a mess!
Revenge: Exactly, even GOSSIP and RUMORs were spawned from some kind of truth...lol...
I'm having a problem where NY thought "negrita" was lil nigger and didn't like it...then she didn't like the translation of little black girl, but to call him burnt, crispy come on...to me there sounds as though there is some self hatred there..amybe she didn't want to b called little black girl cause she doesn't identify as one
Tx how about white eyeshadow lol
Not being black enough means you have the ancestry but your complexion avoids some of the hassle.
I don't think anyone disputes that the "lighter complected' blacks are treated differently.
Differently = better.
You are correct sir...it's not right but that's why it's sooooo hurtful what she said and the manner in which she said it I guess
Yeah but notice she didn't kick him out of the house, Dorfam.
And I don't think she ever saw it as racist.
Anyways, what she said about Trendz was unnecessary but I don't know if it's offensive.
Dorfam: White eyeshadow? Oooh now you're wrong for THAT one lol
And the thing about 'negrita' was that it was actually an affectionate saying, but the way she sayed burnt twizzler or whatever she called Trendz was in no way, shape, form or fashion, meant in terms of affection....Now I don't know about if she has self-hatred or not, but that was definitely uncalled for
Steups that's a contradiction of terms...uncessary but not offensive
Well her ma ( yeah I sai ma) thinks she can pass for white.....maybe she started to believe it
Then why would it be unnecessary...there are ALOT of things that NY says that are unnecessary that you feel are GENIUS, why is this one so different?
Steups is a john *faints*
Dorfam: That was funny b/c I think NY's mama was mocking Mr. Boston's grasp on inter-racial relationships, she was totally being funny with him...cuz obviously NY AND her mama are black
I think i just need some counseling...lol
I have seen entirely too much racism in my life and have felt physically and menatlly what it can do to you....
When I see people treat it nonchalantly it bothers me, cause I have felt what hate can produce......
NV: I'll PAY you if you get up off the floor lol...{notice i am BRIBING you, like steups suggests lol}
ON't fall fot it Tx some of our people may be lighter than other in thier family and think they have a pass
Dorfam: {puts on counseling glasses and pulls out notepad}
Tell me about your childhood!
Trust me you don't want to know...does she steups
Maybe I'm just different. I've just always admired BROWN skin....especially when its well taken care of..it's just beautiful to me...
$315.50...is that bad?
Stephanie: HI STEPH!! you're actually one of the more innocent ones lol...but steups will probably claim you're lying as he thinks every girlfriend has given/taken bribes for sexual favors lol
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!
GODDAMN PEOPLE READING MY COMMENTS THEN CALLING ME ON THE PHONE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT.
I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT MY LIFE SO STOP READING MY COMMENTS.
THANK YOU!!!!
$850.60
Steph is lying!
Thank you Russell.
That sounds realistic for a guy between 20-30
i took the $100, and proudly, and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
made me feel kinda naughty
(mwhahahahaha!!!)
ANONYMOUSE: girl you are crazy! lol
Steups: Why does Steph have to be lying? lol
Steups: ok tell us how ou really feel I bet you wont tell us who called you
$200.50
Some of the fines are ridiculous who hasn't given a person of the same sex a kiss?
Who hasn't been in the pool when they were a lazy ass kid?
Who hasn't gotten eaten out when they were driving? I did almost crash....but who hasn't?
why?
Because
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
is already $100
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
is another $75
I can't believe a woman can come in here to say she got $200.50
Steups: How do you know those are the fines Steph got? lol...or are those the ones you feel are most common?
anonymouse it hink ilove you....why dont we become friends?
Tx you are cracking me up
dorfam although i liv in nyc, you wouldnt believe the underlying racism in this city....and in the hispanic culture. i was a little privledged beccuz i have hazel eyes and fair skin but then i wasnt dark enought o fit in...i dont think eitehr way you can win unless you are a rich white man.
fucking people. sometimes i hate the world.
steups muahz darling cheer up.
I don't drink...so that cancels out TWO of those lol
All Stephanies drink
TxShawty, it has come to my understanding that you are a fictional character.
All Texans are alcoholics....
You can't even barbecue without alcohol in Texas.
All Puerto Ricans drink Rum.
Bacardi, especially.
LOL! I'm pretty non-fictional which says alot for your quote end-quote "understanding"....explains a whole HECK of alot...don't try to bash MY character b/c you do certain things that I don't...so do me a favor, do what you do and don't worry about ALL-A-DIS over here, k?
LOOK WHO'S HERE EVERYONE!!!!
And IN come the stereotypes....
txshawty; you mad?
lmao.
In my upbringing black was black...whether you could pass or couldn't be seen at night with the exception of your teeth and eyes.
Sure some family members had their preferences or opinions on what was more beautiful example Cicely Tyson vs. Lena Horne todays version might be Chrystele vs Alex Wek.....the bottomline is I grew up embracing the different varietions of colors, facial features and sizes. I see the beauty of Queen Latifah, Halle Berry, Monique, Roshumba, Jennifer Hudson, Naomi Campbell....etc.
And not all lighter skinned persons get treated better...LMAO.
Anyways...
the question about the foreigner was actually worded "have you ever had sex with a Puerto Rican?"
I changed it because that made absolutely no sense.
If you see beauty in Queen Latifah you must have a third eye
Is TX really mad?
Off to email the angered person
Quanda: True, that's how it was with me, so when my brown-skinned friends tell me about their experiences (and even my own viewing of their treatment) I am honestly baffled because, beauty was beauty to me growing up (lol as if I"m just OLD lol), I didn't see, 'hey, she's light, or she's dark'...so I can't quite grasp why TRENDZ was not attractive...
Steups: I guess its MY turn to start ignoring....5...4...3...2...1...IGNORE MODE INITIATED lol
Steups: your character shines through EVERYDAY ALL PR DO NOT DRINK RUM
lol @ nv....Are you in meetings? It seems like you just pop in lol
i do not drink rum..i prefer vodka straight or with a splash of cranberry juice.
no filtering through ONE PERSONS bullshit and just working
Revenge: So much for THAT stereotype lol
NV: Well filter on girl...filter on..lol
thats sthe same with me Revenge
NV: I Know you're busy, I KNOW this, but would you mind...um...sorta kinda...if...
if... I tell you how close I am to calling SOMEONE a FUCK FACE
how close?
I meant genuine Puerto Ricans, lmao.
NV: WOW...it's like you have telekinesis, b/c WOW, i just wanted you to say that word...MAN...it's like...i'm speechless...{tear}...I LOVE ETTTT! Thank you so much! {sniffles}
All Russians drink Vodka
Steups you fuck face! how dare you? oh because I am mixed I a mnot puerto rican enough get the fuck outta here Fuck yourself wit a sick dick dont talk to me
i think the women are starting to rebel against master steups.
the natives are getting restless....heh.
oh because I am mixed I am not puerto rican enough
YES!
All Jewish girls wear brown coats.
Revenge: I got two 'F*&^ Face's on ONE FREAKING DAY! What is today like...my BIRTHDAY? An extra Christmas? Happy Hanukkah everyone lol
All intelligent New Yorkers hate Hillary Clinton
Did y'all see the final episode of the duel?
tx you know threhe is something about the way FUCKFACE rolls of the tongue, heh.
well you know i dont think im full puerto rican anymore either nv, i think im more Cuban now by injection, lmfao....
dont be upset noone can tell you who and what you identify with, steups is just baiting you all. i tend to ignore, he does it to me all the time.
tx, are you really ignoring me?
I have sent you 4 email.
Rev, don't placate.
I am sure the angered person has excellent reason to be angry with Steups.....
I REALLY DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because we all know how considerate and respectful Steups is.....
*vomits*
i think im more Cuban now by injection, lmfao....
Funniest line, EVER.
Revenge: I'm learning to do the EXACT same thing...lol...misery loves company...and I don't want to be a guest.
Q, as considerate as someone who throws white-boy in my face everyday.
Oh no.
Quanda: Do you need me to hold the bucket while you vomit? lol
OMG.............I could stab him in his fucking neck.
FUCKFACE..................
That word just DOES something to me
(stares wide-eyed like Brad)
Can I have some love?
Just before you stab me, give me thirty minutes to get a tattoo on my neck that says WHITEBOY SUCKS
TX i understand completely.
steups muahs darling, love you.
quanda, i also understand completely.
but then again im passive aggressive. some may call it just being lazy, i like to call it conserving my energy.
Please someone, anyone....say the word...
fuck face.
cono.
How does one throw Whiteboy (which by the way I don't call him that in private communications) in your face Steups?
Because you are my..........
I mean tell me .....you have flirted on here way before I even started commenting.
You made it publicly known that Electra (aka Baby Jesus)is your number 1 and then Revenge is your number 2 or number 1 depending on your moods.
So I am just supposed to pine away for Steups who considers me one of his cyber sideline hoes.
No thanks, I'll swoon over Whiteboy who shows me love on a regular basis and who never throws other women in my face unless I ask a groupie question....LMAO
Trust I won't be asking anymore of those types of questions.
HAHA BABY JESUS? Lol....wow
Gracias REVENGE...{breaths a breath of fresh air and rolls eyes to the back of head} lol
.......!
......?
.......^...^..^..............
To the tune of MONICA's 'Sideline Ho': Q's no ho, she's no ho, no SIDELINE CYBER HO! lol....
You just started a whole lot of mess now because Electra is reading...
(hides behind security)
You are gonna get a beatdown in a minute
And while you are thinking about tattoos.....
Consider getting his initials tatooed on you dick.
Maybe that'll help you get off of his..........
FUCKFACE
lmao@TX
quanda mama, you give him wayyyy too much credit, i am hardly his number 2 or number 1...becuz if i am
im wayyyyyyyy neglected.
trust! lmfao@baby jesus.
quanda i adore you, i swear. and um does whiteboy's voice sound even ssexier at night? :;chuckles:; soooooo lucky!
can we talk about something else.
How bout dem Colts?
The sh*& is bout to hit the fan...so THATS why the smell of bulls*&^ is circulating in the AIR lol
TX i just heard NY saying " I am no backburner bitch!"
lmfao!!!!!!!
You think I give a fuck about Electra?
I don't have phone sex or e-mail sex with her!
I give a fuck!!!!!!!
Quanda: I shall love you forever...you have said my word...you love me, you really LOVE ME! lol
I will Quanda if only because the tattooo artist couldn't get to the "K" on white-boy's dick
Revenge: I know right, but she kept accepting the backburner OVER and OVER...TWICE to be exact lol I still love her tho
:;looking for quanda's numbere furiously::
I don't have phone sex or e-mail sex with her!
(puts hands to mouth) and squeals
because your mouth was blocking him
because your mouth was blocking him
.....^..............DEAD!
it tastes like chicken.
WOW...it's like watching a swing: BACK and FORTH, BACK and FORTH....
{sniffs like 'Buddy Love'on the comedy club scene in Nutty Professor I}
Somebody smell sh*&? I SMELL...SHII*&&& lol
::dead::
Dearly departed...
Electra said I am better than this, so I am ignoring the "baby satan"
Yes she is better than this......
666 probably somewhere on her coochie.....
She just don't want none of me.
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPRSTUVWXYZ
Hi E! How ya been honey?
Man...can't believe all the hostility...entertaining hostility...yet hostility nonetheless lol
her coochie is more like 10 10 10
Quanda: OH Lawd...help us Jesus *faints*
Wait, I keep forgetting...who's the BAD guy here? lol
Glad you enjoyed it!
Did you two get the church fine?
New Subject Steups
Why? Are you tired of cheerleading for uanda?
Dorfam: Thanks ok lol
Quanda: OH LAWDY LAWD LAWD...*faints WITHIN a dang faint* lol
*wakes up Tx*
FUCKFACE