PonLork has struck YouTube Gold again with a 9 minute video upload of the Final Episode.
Come Sunday we'll know the winner and as last season I am pre-announcing New York as the winner. She has to be the winner.

She is simply the Goddess of reality television. If you mish-mashed Coral (that raggedy misfit from MTV), Omarosa and Richard Hatch (from Survivor) you still couldn't spawn a character as watchable as the HBIC.
Just read her quotes in the previous thread...she is the shit, it's as simple as that.

I think she should win because she deserves to; you can't re-introduce her to the show as a gimmick. As a ploy to lure visitors to another show -'The Flavorette'. That doesn't work for me, I want her to win.

I can't say anything negative about Deelishis. In my opinion she is a sexy, beautiful woman whom I would boink in a New York minute but she isn't on New York's level when it comes to cunning and deceit. Call me a masochist, but cunning, deceitful women turn me on. Ha.

Anyways, you aren't here to read all that so let's watch the video


For the dial-up readers here is a distinctly non-Groovy Noodles type summary, in other words I am omitting half of the things in the video.

Summary:
New York's mother returns to the house and heads straight to Flav's bedroom (with the Jaws theme in full effect). She puts it to him (Flav is topless) that she is here for her daughter to which Flav seems nonchalant.
Michelle heads to New York's dressing room where New York (also topless) says she isn't leaving and that's that. Momma New York then returns to Flav's bedroom (which I think equals the record for bedroom visits this Season) and advises him that she can't stop New York but don't put his filthy hands on her, nor should he propose marriage (huh? That seemed scripted).

So they head off to Belize where Deelishis makes an observation that New York and Flava Flav have a "connection". It wasn't a vision or anything, she simply heard the Belizeans screaming "New York" and "Flava" all around her and bowed to the facts.
It appears that even in Belize you can see VH-1, globalization is a bitch, no?

I should tell you what comes next but you know what?
This is freaking 2006, you should have DSL at the very least, lmao.
No, just playing with you, I am tired of writing...laterz.

33 comments

  1. Anonymous // 13/10/06 5:31 PM  

    Steups I'm CRUSHED. You chose a foriegn hoochie mama (who happens to be an ALIEN in every sense of the word) over ME? What the F#%$ is up with that?? I ALWAYS get what I want....even str8 guys.
    *pouts*

  2. FOL // 13/10/06 5:34 PM  

    I am saying it publicly (and you know this takes courage).
    If I ever decide to be with a man you will be my choice, lmao.

    I swear on my last pack of Chips Ahoy!

  3. Anonymous // 13/10/06 5:42 PM  

    AND YOU BETTER MEAN IT!! There is NO greater fury than that of a spoiled beautiful person who doesn't get his way.
    *smirks at electra* As for the chips ahoy.... chocolate is bad for your skin, papo. So save a cookie, bite a homo. (LOL!) I promise I'm just as deliscious.

  4. Anonymous // 13/10/06 5:46 PM  

    But anywayz, back to the clip.... I've actually seen it before, and I TRIED to e-mail it to steups so he could post it. OMG it was PRICELESS to see Flav and New York dancing with momma b standing between them, pissed. Tiffany was doing the "drunk stripper grind" and Flav was killing that "groin roll" he was doing. Nobody should deny that those two make great TV.

  5. Anonymous // 13/10/06 5:52 PM  

    "Delicious or Deelicious," London Charles, is a disgraceful Black woman. London, you need to know, you have disgrace yourself and I hope that you understand showing your nasty body is not nice at all, and you have no morals.

    Maybe she is okay for "Flava Flav",William Jonathan Drayton Jr. , but she is a disgrace.

    Now, we have "Miss New York" Tiffany Patterson, someone that have a cigarette hanging out her mouth, always drinking alcohol, fake hair, cussing, fighting, and she have no morals as well?

    Maybe she is okay for Flava Flav, but she is a disgrace.

    We need to see some noble Black women on some of these reality shows, that are looking to marry a Noble Black man.

    These shows are making our Black women look like trash...Or, maybe our women are making themselves look like nasty trash.....

    I'm not hating, I'm just stating the truth.....My truth......rather you agree or not.................
    ......Black Queen..........
    Now, I leave everyone to add their two cents......

  6. FOL // 13/10/06 5:54 PM  

    Dang Anonymous.....is this whom I think it is?
    Girl you really don't like Deelishis dont you?

  7. Anonymous // 13/10/06 5:57 PM  

    Lemme tell you something "Black Queen" I don't know what kind of Oprah-esque prude trip you're on, but you're taking things WAY too seriously! It's a TV show, boo-boo. If it's such a disgrace....why have you been watching it religously every sunday?? And WHY did you bother going through the web, and googling the show. That's how you found this blog. This is for those who LOVE the show. SO go get blown, girl.

  8. Anonymous // 13/10/06 6:18 PM  

    HERE:

    http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/9132890.html#cutid1

  9. FOL // 13/10/06 6:29 PM  

    lol @ non-speaking rule.
    Here's the link for Meees comment

    Somethin on CBS Criminal Minds

  10. FOL // 13/10/06 6:30 PM  

    it looks like her but I am not sure.

  11. Anonymous // 13/10/06 6:58 PM  

    You know, I am no NewYork fan at all, the girl is just too aggressive and too manipulative, but I after seeing this clip, I remember the girl has a very vulnerable side, and she's looking cute to me right now. I think she is the best one for Flav, I think she really (in her deluded mind) loves the dude. What do Y'all think?

  12. Anonymous // 13/10/06 7:22 PM  

    Whatever happened to the other blogger? I think his name was Benny or something like that....

  13. FOL // 13/10/06 7:46 PM  

    I don't know Anonymous, he can still post whenever he wants to but you know, maybe he is doing other stuff, lol.
    You know?

  14. Anonymous // 13/10/06 7:48 PM  

    I know NY was going to win because delilish was on some BET show today and she said that she was single and looking...so she kinda gave it away.

  15. Anonymous // 13/10/06 8:40 PM  

    Maybe New York will win...or if Deelishis wins she might drop him like Hoopz did. Even tho I'm cheering for my girl DL. But thanks to BET spoiling it for millions of viewers on the Black red carpet that she's "single & ready to mingle". DAMN YOU B.E.T!!

  16. Anonymous // 13/10/06 9:27 PM  

    Did you guys watch BET's Black Carpet last night? they were interviewing Deelishis and said she might of spoiled it. They asked her if she's single and she said she IS single at the moment. Hmmm

  17. Anonymous // 13/10/06 9:27 PM  

    One of New York's rare interviews (published today at AOL Black Voices:

    http://journals.aol.com/bvnewswire/bv-entertainment-newswire-blog/entries/2006/10/13/miss-new-york-in-her-own-words/504

    On Hoopz: "I feel sorry for the child"

    LMAO!!!

  18. FOL // 13/10/06 10:08 PM  

    Nice link Anonymous..classic New York in that interview

  19. Anonymous // 13/10/06 10:34 PM  

    New York drives me crazy. If I never see her on tv again, I'll be happy. Also, anyone who thinks that two-bit wannabe actress actually loves anything other than her career is naive at best.

  20. Anonymous // 13/10/06 10:50 PM  

    I'm kinda upset too, cause you just stopped talkin to me....but its all good, mayne! lol

    I can't wait until Sunday......tha season finale. And we can finally see who won this shit.....*sounds like Flav* For real, yo!

  21. Anonymous // 13/10/06 11:06 PM  

    2:52 PM, Anonymous said...

    If you are looking for an upstanding Black Woman on a reality "love" TV show, you are a fucking moron.

  22. Anonymous // 13/10/06 11:42 PM  

    Irresistable delicious why all the name calling? Its not my fault that Trinidad has and is known for having some of the most beautiful women in the world. Stupz should know he is an "Alien" too. We were justg 'talking'. So dont hate the player hate the game.

  23. FOL // 13/10/06 11:47 PM  

    Still awake Electra?

    I sent you a thousand emails in a desperate attempt to have you reply, but alas...

  24. Anonymous // 13/10/06 11:50 PM  

    Yeh I'm awake. Cant sleep much these days. Oh i forgot to tell u tomorrow is my birthday. We'll talk more privately via email or msn.

  25. Anonymous // 14/10/06 12:10 AM  

    A little off the subject, but I was wondering this: Has anyone had as many reality shows or reality show appearances as Flav has had? He's done Surreal Life, Strange Love, FOL 1 and FOL 2. Aside from MTV Real World/Road Rules people, can anyone beat Flav? (and not in the way Toastee accused Nibblz!! *hehe hehe hehe*)

  26. FOL // 14/10/06 1:00 AM  

    Flav is the King, Anon 9:10.
    You might just be right...although those MTV kids are the true reality television stars.

  27. Anonymous // 15/10/06 11:44 PM  

    Damn New York lost AGAIN! LMAO!!!

  28. Anonymous // 15/10/06 11:45 PM  

    I'M SOOOO GLAD HE DIDN'T PICK NEW YORK! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :}

  29. Anonymous // 16/10/06 12:49 AM  

    Flav is dead wrong for not picking New York. I'm so happy she finally cursed his ass out for that...

  30. Anonymous // 16/10/06 4:00 PM  

    WHO IS LONDON CHARLES'S CHILD'S FATHER? SHE SAID HE HAS MONEY OVER MONEY.

  31. Anonymous // 25/10/06 12:50 AM  

    My proof regarding "Delicious or Deelicious," London Charles, is a disgraceful Black woman. I feel so sorry for her family and her daughter.

    She is so nasty:

    http://ybf.blogspot.com/2006/10/is-that-you-deelishis-and-your-babys.html

    And, on this site: there is talks about her child's father.

    And,"Delicious or Deelicious," London Charles and Miss New York" Tiffany Patterson are Christains, wow, modern day Christain women.

    ~*~IRRESISTABLE DELISCIOUS~*~
    Yes, this is reality TV, but the behaviors I have stated on my post are not fake regarding these women. Prove me wrong.
    And, yes I did watched the show and I did goggle because I wanted to voice my opinion. I have the rights to understand what is happening to my people.

    Black Queen

  32. Anonymous // 10/3/07 6:21 PM  

    that show was off the chain deelishis should have won because she is a good woman and does not only think about sex like new york bitch ass but i like new york in her show becaue its her show and that boy chance and his brother real is so fine they are the cutest ones but chance is the finest and new york i think u should send home tango monkey ass cause you do not need a cry baby in your life and whiteboy i think its time for him to go home to his family and real i think he still has feelings for his ex-girlfriend ceyenna so he probably needs to go back home to her and i think chance is the one for you no matter what yo momma say cause yall have a lot in common and he a thugish type and thats how you like em and thats how i like and he is just sexy all ova and he knows how to treat a lady right and you may thnk thats jux my opinion so try my edvice

  33. Anonymous // 10/3/07 6:21 PM  

    that show was off the chain deelishis should have won because she is a good woman and does not only think about sex like new york bitch ass but i like new york in her show becaue its her show and that boy chance and his brother real is so fine they are the cutest ones but chance is the finest and new york i think u should send home tango monkey ass cause you do not need a cry baby in your life and whiteboy i think its time for him to go home to his family and real i think he still has feelings for his ex-girlfriend ceyenna so he probably needs to go back home to her and i think chance is the one for you no matter what yo momma say cause yall have a lot in common and he a thugish type and thats how you like em and thats how i like and he is just sexy all ova and he knows how to treat a lady right and you may thnk thats jux my opinion so try my edvice

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