hottie_schatar_taylor_flavor of love_jpegOh fuck, it was so bloody torturous not being able to login to blogger to write something today. I won't ever let that happen again, I'll just have to buy Blogger; and if Google refuses to sell I'll buy Google too.
I am pretty sure I have US$40 billion dollars lying somewhere around the house.

Speaking of lying, remember Hottie, real name Schatar Taylor, who said she looked like Beyonce?
Well I had the singular misfortune of happening upon these pictures at Getty Images.
See below
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Oh Jesus. In the words of Ron Stoppable, "that is just sick and wrong." And this isn't just any event, it's a Dionne Warwick 45th anniversary something or the other.
You know what? I'll post separately, that Eva Mendes story Groovynoodles gave me, because she doesn't deserve to be part of this hot mess.

Wait. I can't leave just yet. This may seem sexist but this is why a woman really needs to have a man about the house. If Schatar had a man he would never, never, never let her leave the house looking like that.

4 comments

  1. Anonymous // 31/5/06 5:54 PM  

    hottie looks worse than her microwave chicken

  2. Anonymous // 31/5/06 6:00 PM  

    hottie looks disgusting

  3. Groovy Noodles // 31/5/06 7:13 PM  

    Good GOD! That's HORRIBLE! I swear, if my daughters EVER even think about walking out of the house dressed like that -- or into the house dressed like that -- I'm sending them straight to Boot Camp.

    Dude, if you have Hottie's email address, maybe you could send her a few recipes for chicken and a link to New York's Celeb Replicas site.

  4. Anonymous // 31/5/06 10:17 PM  

    That hoe is nuts

    ::You can see it her eyes ::

    :: Blink Blink ::

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