Yes, Groovynoodles has delivered yet another scoop.
According to the New York Daily News, Hollywood actress Eva Mendes, confessed to rushing home from the set of her movie to catch the latest episode of Flavor of Love.
Her interest gained further momentum because her latest movie 'Live' is a commentary on reality television.

The actress told the Daily News, "I watch 'Flavor Of Love.' I actually was addicted to that, because when I was shooting, I would come home really late and the only thing that was on reruns on VH1 was that show. I even saw the follow up talk show. That was pretty pathetic of me."

You know, I was enjoying the fantasy of Eva Mendes and I watching 'Flavor of Love' at the same point in time, until she described it as "pathetic."
What's so pathetic about that?
Shut up!

Oh fuck, it was so bloody torturous not being able to login to blogger to write something today. I won't ever let that happen again, I'll just have to buy Blogger; and if Google refuses to sell I'll buy Google too.
I am pretty sure I have US$40 billion dollars lying somewhere around the house.

Speaking of lying, remember Hottie, real name Schatar Taylor, who said she looked like Beyonce?
Well I had the singular misfortune of happening upon these pictures at Getty Images.
See below



Oh Jesus. In the words of Ron Stoppable, "that is just sick and wrong." And this isn't just any event, it's a Dionne Warwick 45th anniversary something or the other.
You know what? I'll post separately, that Eva Mendes story Groovynoodles gave me, because she doesn't deserve to be part of this hot mess.

Wait. I can't leave just yet. This may seem sexist but this is why a woman really needs to have a man about the house. If Schatar had a man he would never, never, never let her leave the house looking like that.

I think I am probably the only man whom Sweetie has given her phone number and has not bothered to call. Well, I called once, but it lasted thirty seconds for the most.
It's crap like that, that makes me wonder if I am gay or something.
I suppose if men had breasts and vaginas I would be gay. You know what, I should rethink that because there actually are men with breasts and vaginas.

Moving on, but staying with Tika 'Sweetie' Rain; I finally re-installed the sound card and gave Sweetie's single "U heard me", a hearing. It's not that bad. Seriously, it really isn't that bad. The production is terrible though, but her flow isn't awful and she appears to have good tone and musical presence. I'd give it a listen if I were you.

Hey, as I mentioned Seriously, I found a fantastically sexy picture of her.


That's Serious on the right, but I won't mind having the girl on a left either.

And let's close off today's posts with another picture of Brooke Thompson aka 'Pumkin'.

I trust you had a great day yesterday, and a great weekend too.
As everyone else in this part of the world, I ventured off to the cinema to see 'DaVinci Code' and 'X-Men 3' (again). 'DaVinci Code' was okay but as I sat there watching the film, it made me wonder what the fuss was all about.


I am no movie critic; but in my opinion 'X-Men 3' was formulaic and 'DaVinci Code' was rather boring. I had a far better time watching 'Sin City' for the tenth time on 'Cinemax;' or was it 'Starz Movie Channel?' Who cares, they're all the same to me.

Let's get to the Flavor of Love stuff. An anonymous commenter whom I probably know says Flavor of Love 2 will air its first episode on Sunday, August 6th, just 68 days away. That means the girls from Season 1 need to promote themselves as much as they can before the buzz evaporates.

Which reminds me, Pumkin has added new photos and I have them here for your viewing pleasure. She looks a bit ghostly, which is a step up from ghastly, but you judge for yourself. Maybe she was attempting something avant-garde, I don't know.








I am sure you have lots to say after watching those, particularly about her wearing a wedding band. I guess her relationship with Courtney is still lighting the fires or perhaps she got a good deal at the Macy's sale.

Yes, I missed Flava Flav on the 'Ellen Degeneres Show,' but luckily for us 'GroovyNoodles' did not. Mind you it was not just a case of her sitting at the front of the television, because she had to deal with kids barking, dogs crying and mommy duties to get this report for you.

Did I say kids barking?
Anyway, here's what Groovy Noodles had to say:

"Flava's segment was on for a few minutes in the second half. There was a short clip of the new season with him naming some drunk chick 'Toasty'.
He was wearing a powder blue 3-piece suit with this enormous, really shiny crown and powder blue shades. He gave Ellen a 'Flavor of Love' clock, complete with her picture.
He touched on 'Hoopz', but only said that the 'contact wasn't that strong.' Then Ellen gave Flava a huge-ass clock that covered him from waist to ankles.
And that was it. He may have said the date that 'Flavor of Love 2' will start, but if he did, I missed it."

That's interesting, although I'd rather the girl was named 'Tasty' instead of 'Toasty'. In other Flava Flav news I heard his girlfriend who lives with him in Las Vegas is expecting a daughter in the next couple of months.
It could be a son; but I think have a 50-50 chance of getting it right.

So that's it then. I know readers always ask about New York and believe me each and every time I talk to and/or email the girls from Season 1 I ask them for her surname at least; but they never tell me.
I'll keep trying though because I am persistent like that...
Bye.

After a considerable wait in line I saw X-Men 3 yesterday and it's not as good as its predecessors but it was worth queuing for. Hugh Jackman who plays Wolverine in the movie will be on the Ellen Degeneres show to hype up support for the weekend but sharing billing with him will be the best hype-man in the business Flava Flav.

So take this as your second reminder to watch Flava Flav on the Ellen Degeneres Show, and I really need you to because there is no guarantee I'll get up in the morning, or the afternoon; or all day actually.

If you haven't seen the pictures of Nikki 'Hoopz' Alexander in the earlier post you really should because they are wickedly sexy. I got them from Young, Black and Fabulous and whilst I was there stealing, purloining and pilfering I noticed pictures of TI and Tiny lounging poolside. That should put to rest all the rumors that Hoopz is a homewrecker and it also makes her (Hoopz) look like a fool for running her mouth on Tiny on National Radio.
I think I hate Hoopz again.

I don't know why I turned against Hoopz; sure she has this annoying way about her and her clothes isn't exactly high-fashion but the fact is the girl looks good.
Better than good actually; the girl looks fucking incredible.

I had to curse because there isn't really a better word to emphasize just how good Hoopz looks in these photographs taken from her BlackMen magazine cover and layout.
All courtesies extended to Groovynoodles and YBF for providing me with these pictures.



Let's take a commercial here to catch our breath before we get to more pictures of Hoopz. I don't know if any cosmetic surgery was done on her upper area but after these pictures, I may need heart surgery in my upper area and reverse Viagra in my lower area.




Whew. Those pictures are my favorites but if you need to see all ten of Hoopz photos from the magazine layout you can visit the Source.

Damn, is it August yet?
I need to see a promo or something. Come on VH-1, you must have some footage of 'Season 2' you can share with us.

Anyway, you know I love to name-drop don't you? Well yesterday I called 'Sweetie' (Tika Rainn) for the first time but the combination of a bad cellular connection and her incredibly sexy voice made me cut the conversation much shorter than I anticipated. Hopefully I'll get her again and ask her a few unimportant questions.
That's her on the left looking all sexy and domineering.

You know she's a singer, right? Yeah, she is. I downloaded her single "U Heard me" a few minutes ago, so I'll give it a listen and let you know what I think. It may take a while though because I have yet to install the sound-card I took out for no good reason.

Besides talking to 'Sweetie' and sleeping all day, I added a new writer to the blog.
She, yes it's a woman, will use the pseudonym "Groovynoodles" when she finally pens her first article. It'll take a while though because I am negotiating with her former employers to release her from her contract to write for the "Husbands and children and Pets" website. If they don't let her go before August I'll just have to get 'Suge Knight' on someone's ass.

Speaking of ass, Cristal 'Serious' Steverson has loads of pictures on her official website which was launched on a day I can't remember. I snagged a few of the better ones for you, but you really should visit her website to be titillated by all of them, I know I was.

The pictures are below (and to the left), and yes, that really is Bow Wow, Omarion, Nick Canon and Ludacris. You seriously didn't believe I was the only celebrity she knew. Haha.

Well the contumely and disrespect continues. In spite of all my hard work to keep the series etched firmly in the minds of the cable television viewing public VH-1 announced it's television lineup and did not have the courtesy to email me.
Instead, they remit their intentions to 'The Futon critic.'

I think the fact that site is a thousand times better than mine had something to do with it, but still, they could have email me couldn't they?
What-ever!

The important thing is VH-1 has scheduled ten episodes of Flavor of Love Season 2 for our summer's viewing pleasure; August to be precise. That means we have 10 more weeks to endure until another set of women are unveiled for us to love and hate.
Bye.

I have this fantasy that one or two of those anonymous commenters are actually VH-1 employees prompting me to write more and more on Flavor of Love Season 2. Well, there's a much better way to do it, why not pay me?
I'll work for as little as minimum wage, or even less that that if you throw in a Happy Meal or something.
Anyway, fantasies never some true so let's get to the latest bit of information Anonymous left for me.

Ready?
Flava Flav, the reality star above all reality television stars will guest appear on the Ellen Degeneres show this Friday. He shares top billing with X-Men 3 star Hugh Jackman. The Warrrrr has begun (that's an inside joke). Hopefully he provides information on Season 2 and more particularly, when it will air.
I would not normally watch the 'Ellen Degeneres Show' but what the hell, I can make an exception for Flava Flav.
Wouldn't it be something if Flava Flav jumps on the couch and professes his love for Tiffany a la Tom Cruise?

Hopefully Season 2 begins soon so I can remove this lugubrious expression off my face, because I really miss the show and more to the truth I really miss the days when more than a measly thousand readers read the blog each day. Not that I am complaining or anything.
Bye.

I don't know when 'Flavor of Love Season 2' begins but we do know that they have received audition tapes and now, thanks to a dear friend we have a link to a story where a magician suggests he will star in a June episode.
That's right, a magician. Your guess is as good as mine.

Anyway, the dear friend is 'Anonymous 315' and the link to the story is below:
19 yr old magician set to star in June episode of Flavor Flav's VH1 reality show.
The reference is contained in the fourth paragraph

Smiley has posted a great slide of pictures of herself on her weblog, and that's just perfect for me because I have nothing to post about after wasting three hours to install Windows XP Professional SP2.
Some of the pictures are too raunchy to be posted here but here's what I consider to be the best of the rest. Click on the pictures for a slightly larger view.




Smiley looks really good for a woman with three children, eh?
If you want to know even more about Smiley aka Leilene Ondrade, aka Leilene Dizon, aka Leilene Ondrade-Stuecklin; you can have a look at her Wikipedia Biography.

Thanks to my most treasured commenter Anonymous 2, we have audio of Hoopz' interview with Kendra G. for Chicago's Power 92 (WPWX) Trey the Chocolate Jock Morning Jump-Off.
Hmph. That's weird name for a morning show, no?
I have not heard the interview because I removed my soundcard from the computer yesterday, but don't let that stop you.

Hoopz on Flava Flav

Hoopz on New York

Hoopz on TI

Hoopz on Tiny

Hoopz on Wendy Williams

You know what? Reading the Vibes article on this Hoopz interview convinces me I really don't need to hear this interview at all. Maybe it's just me but listening to Hoopz reiterate ad nauseum how she would have beat someone's ass or the other just doesn't appeal to me

Here's what she had to say about her fracas with Tiny at the Club

"I don't even know chick, so I can't tell you that we don't get along. I know she opened her mouth about me. We were at a club, everybody. Next thing you know she pull him [T.I.] to the side like 'who the fuck is that?!'
A couple of days later, she gets on the radio like, 'if I would've known her and she would've known me.' Come on now, it don't matter if you know someone or not, if that's your man and you feel like someone is disrespecting (your relationship), you get on the radio but you never say nothing to me?
I would've whipped her ass!"

Sigh. Hoopz, I want to whip your ass for disrespecting the English language!
Now Smiley's ass? I want to whip that in an entirely different way.

There is no good time to have insomnia unless Leilene, aka 'Smiley' decides to send you an email at 2am. And that's exactly what happened a few minutes ago.
If you ever have the chance to chat on the phone or exchange email with the 'Flavor of Love' girls the first thing that will strike you is how cordial and unpretentious they are, and I mean all of them. Well I cannot speak for 'New York' because she has yet to contact me.

Anyway, back to Smiley, she confirmed that she does appear in the latest edition of 'Smooth Magazine' and describes the interview therein as "hilarious". I have to get that magazine but for some God forsaken reason I never see it on the newsstands.
Smiley also says she is in 'Fit Models International Magazine' and those pictures are "hot". Her words, not mine. I would have said 'super hot', just like the picture below.

Don't know if it's true or not, and this not being the New York Times I really don't have to fact check, but a certain anonymous reader speculates that Pumkin's relationship with her lover Courtney is no longer. Which is a fancy way to say they broke up.
The speculation is based purely on the fact that 'Pumkin' removed from her blog, pictures of Courtney (that's her lover's name, or ex-lover's name if this story is accurate). The only thing is, I checked and there still is one picture of Courtney so that makes the speculation less than credible.
But, but, it is curious that the song playing on her My Space account is Mariah Carey's 'Shake it off', which I hear is a song people play when a relationship ends.
Personally, I much prefer Sinead O'Connor's 'Nuthin Compares 2 u' as a break-up song, but that's just me.
Here is a picture of 'Pumkin' and 'Goldie' to end the thing on a positive note.


You know, Goldie is doing well as a comedian on The Los Angeles circuit but she should be promoting her diet plan. She must have had a gastric bypass or something.

I don't really know if Cherry has had plastic surgery, breast augmentation, or cosmetic surgery, but she has done something!
Maybe she has a better fitness instructor, I don't know; but whatever it is, the girl looks good. Yummy even.


The pictures above are part of her portfolio for Big Tigger's Eye Candy Modeling to whom she is contracted. Big Tigger, as you know is the host of Black Entertainment Television's 106 & Park and co-hosts a slot on Power 105 FM.
Nicole 'Hoopz' Alexander and Cristal 'Serious' Steverson are also contracted to Eye Candy Modeling and appear on its website. Some of the pics of 'Serious' on their website are just ridiculous; in a good way.

Lucky for me I checked in at the Sister 2 Sister Celebrity Gossip forum because I found a great hi-resolution picture of Nicole 'Hoopz' Alexander from her Vibe Magazine layout. I love the bit in the story where they say Hoopz has moves on and off the hard-wood.

I suppose she looks good and all that but seeing Hoopz every day has taken the shine off of her attractiveness to the point where I was more concerned with what type of wine they have positioned to the right of her head.
It looks like it may be a bottle of Ecco Domani which is a cheap but fairly popular choice of Chianti. Although I haven't seen a bottle for over a year.

Anyway, not much else to say except to enjoy the picture and thanks to PSG for scanning the page and Black Purl for posting the photograph _that I swiped without permission.

If you are interested in a career in fashion the person who purports to be Tiffany 'New York' Patterson has a job advertised on her blog. Her company, Celeb Replicas is hiring two full time and one part-time consultants 'who are professional, have an interest in fashion industry, able to operate a class C vehicle, willing to relocate to the Los Angeles vicinity & complete 3 weeks paid training.'

The benefits includes a pay range of $40,000 - $65,000 a year and full medical and dental coverage plus 401k retirement plan.
Apply here

But I'd be skeptical if I were you.

Can't think of much more to write about except Sweetie told me she was asked to appear in the Details Magazine photo-shoot but could not because she had commitments in Atlanta.

I had a question and answer session with Kim 'Peaches' Manning.
Peaches, if you are unaware is a recording artist of some repute and is a featured vocalist for George Clinton and the Parliament-Funk All-stars.
Judging by the age of the readers of this blog they probably believe that group was formed by the former President, but it is actually a group that pioneered funk music and has influenced the likes of Prince and Rick James.

Peaches and The All-Stars are currently on tour promoting their album "How late do you Have 2bb4ur absent" and will be leaving on June 29th for a month-long tour of Europe. Parallel to her pursuits with the band, Kim released a solo album "The Love and Light Activation", which according to her

"is a fusion of Rock, Reggae, Funk and Jazz all wrapped up in a 'poppy sound' -it features George Clinton, the P-funk allstars, Norwood Fisher (Bass player for Fishbone), Eric Mcfadden and Wally Ingram."

The album was produced by Brian Kehew who co-produced Fiona Apple's Extraordinary Machine. She has plans to promote it and appears in a movie titled "Room 33", but I'll update you on that later because I know you want to read her thoughts on Flavor of Love.

How has Flavor of Love impacted her:

"It's brought me a lot of 'MySpace' friends and people at P-funk shows are always chanting 'Peaches' now. Peaches is a great name- (even) some of my closest friends call me peaches. As a result of it (the show) we (the flavoroflove girls) will be in 'Details Magazine' and I'll be in 'HighTimes' in June and possibly in the future."

Any regrets?:

"No not at all, I wish they would have shown me doing yoga in my bikini or starting a fire in the kitchen though. You know I'm a pretty peace-and-love person and I guess peace and love is not what reality tv exploits"

Would you do another show?:

"I would love to do 'The Amazing race',that would be fun; or 'Rockstar', although I'm pretty much already a rockstar, but it would be nice to be bigger."

Do you keep in touch with the other Flavor of Love Girls?:

"Oh yeah, I keep in touch with Pumkin, Georgia, Sweetie, Smiley, Goldie, and Red Oyster a bit. I really like Dimples too."

What about New York and Hoopz?:

"I love Hoopz, she's totally cool. And I'm okay with New York. One day we (New York and I) were chatting and she was like "Kim, I'm glad there are you hippies out there, they keep the rest of us from using up the world too fast". So she's got a heart somewhere below all that hurt."

Interesting comment on New York don't you think.
I exchanged email with Sweetie yesterday and I'll update you on that, but only after I call her and get answers to some important questions.
Bye.

No, you don't need lasik eye surgery or anything, and you don't have to adjust your flat-screen monitor, that's actually how Hoopz contorted her face for that particular photo. Don't ask me why.

I got that picture from a Radio Station that posted pictures of her at a night-club but I forgot to record the name so all credit due to all who deserve credit.
Here are a few more pictures of the venerable eye-candy that is Nikki Hoopz Alexander.


That's better.
You know, I really amaze myself that I can post something every day on a show that aired its final season episode more than a month ago. But people keep returning so I guess I owe them something.
I have a lot of time on my hand for the next few weeks so it's not a problem to spend a couple hours chatting to the readers on MSN Messenger and Yahoo Messenger.
And it helps when they are as gorgeous as Glittery girl.

Or as pretty as Deanna B and her dog Petal


Or America's Next Top Model, Ice Diamond


These girls are only a few years younger than I am so please, don't be adding them on Messenger to harass them. If any reader wants their picture shown let me know, especially if the reader looks exactly like the person below.


Write to you tomorrow.