Oh shit, there is a Part 1 of the nicknames. I saw this after the Part2, which explains why my writing on that post seems much more intelligent.
Whereas here, I am rambling and shit.

Here's the video

One of the more celebrated moments of the Flavor of Love series is the naming ceremony.
There is no sorting hat, no cries of 'Slytherin', 'Gryffindor', 'Hufflepuff' nor 'Ravenclaw'. It's just 'New York' doing her thing.

In Act 3, Mr Boston interrupts Chance, the self-appointed thug...(yawns)
I've seen kindergarten teachers scarier than Chance.

New York, gives the guy's one on one time, but is shocked when "Pootie" says he is a 'male servant'. I am shocked he is a Scorpio.

'Wood' announces he has appeared in several reality-shows but New York is unconcerned because he is a "fine hunk of chocolate"

Romance talks about his "Princess".
He needs to talk about why a gay man is on I Love New York.
But then again, no one complained about the lesbians on Flavor of Love 1 and 2
Just watch the video