It's So Hard to Say Goodbye

Meale slaps Quanda. " Q. get it together did you want him to be with her?"

" NO... but I miss him." sobbing uncontrollably Q. replies.

" Get it together and post the Podcast Video. The world doesn't revolve around you and your Whiteboy fanaticism."

" It doesn't?"

" No fool it doesn't!"




Credit: Meale

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Near the end of Episode 8 of I love New York, Sister Patterson confronts Chance about abusing Tiffany at the dinner date they shared with Whiteboy. He denies it of course and nothing comes of it.

On Episode 9 during the dinner with Tango's mom, New York admits Chance has shouted at her, and Sister Patterson responds in a manner that suggests she's (Sister P) hearing her say it for the first time.
Well, that's enough for me to conclude Whiteboy told Sister Patterson. He's a snitch!

You've just had a Perry Mason moment...

Another Racist Moment ...

While I was out searching for a few of missing Knuts of the Round Table (blog) whom I shall not name ( 3pm, Lareigna & MaiTye). I stumbled upon an interesting V-spot clip. As always the VH-1 Gods have been merciful and given us a glimpse of neighborly love at its' finest.

'Neighbors Suck' begins with Chance relaxing poolside informing us, " You've tuned into the right place." Within a second or two we are back at 'I Love New York' Episode 8. We see Chance and Whiteboy sitting at the dinner table. New York is no where in sight. There is no food on the plates ( I am thinking they are either waiting on New York or she went to freshen up after Chance rubbed off her lipstick.) Whiteboy is looking scrum dee dah dee. He tells his boy Chance, " Don't never think you gonna be able to do what you did to Boston to me. That's for sure. I heard you say.... bloody my nose"

" I heard you say like you bout to run up to me dawg. Yah know what I'm sayin' .... just because you did my brother and all ....don't run up ...think you gonna do me"

" Listen to me ...tho, you can never do me like how you did you Boston, tho ...understand that."
"...Don't think I talk shit... don't think I don't have a hella of punch impacting for the next man run up..."

" Let you hit me!"

" Dawg let me hit you man. It'll be the worst thing dawg. Ima goin' to crack your ass... and bust your eyes"

" I am gonna laugh at you. I'm gonna laugh at you."

A voice somewhere in Palm Springs (sounding like one of those serial killers in thriller movies who sends eery audio tapes to the investigating detectives) states, " Shut your f@#king mouths over there. I am tired of listening to it!"

" Aaaaaaaaaaaa... shut up" ~Chance

" I'll tell you what. Give me five minutes and I am gonna call the police."

" You got your 5 minutes, d@mn." ~Chance

" Yeah I got your five minutes. Cause you are renting a house that isn't supposed to be used for that purpose. Either shut your f@#king mouths and stop using that language or I'm calling the ..."

" Man shut up!" ~ Whiteboy

Off camera you here a calm professional voice say, " Whiteboy I got it..." ~ Production Staff

" Shut your @ss up!" ~ Whiteboy

" Ay they got us in the wrong spot bro." ~ Chance

"We'll keep it down." ~ Production Staff

" I 've listened to this for like an hour now."

" We' ll keep it down sir, sorry about that." ~ Production Staff

" I ain't got to be back here ..." ~ Chance

" ...that n@#%a drunk ...shut up. " ~ Whiteboy

" And your actor's got a f@#king mouth on him and they're still saying s@#t!"

" Man ... I sw..." ~ Chance

" Five minutes or I am gonna call the police!"

" Call them!" ~ Chance

" You know what I will right now!"

" Guys, guys... we don't need this" ~ Production Staff

" Well who is that?" ~ Whiteboy

" Your neighbor who's just listened to this for an hour! Wow! You don't f@#k white men around here!"

" Damn you a racist punk @ss fool." ~ Whiteboy

" Who said that?" ~ Production Staff

" Who said that? I listened to the woman and the man talk about it!"

" Hey who is that talking like that tho?" ~Whiteboy

" I live in the house behind you."

" Man tell him to shut up man. He gettin' me pissed off." ~ Whiteboy

" I am telling you. Shut them up!"

" Man you shut up!" ~ Whiteboy

" We are going to get thrown out of here." ~ Production Staff

" I' ve listened to this for more than an hour!"

" He still talkin' s@#t." ~ Whiteboy

" I understand that, but not the language that been goin on for f@#king hours! I listened to the white... The black lady talk about how you don't like f@#king white men."

" Man I am a white boy! What the f@#k are you talkin' bout?!" ~ Whiteboy

" Man we love ...white people over here!" ~ Chance

" That's a racist son of a b@#ch." ~ Whiteboy

" ...Man my best buddy is a white guy." ~ Chance

The ' Neighbors Suck' clip was very interesting indeed. Was it a racist moment? ...NO! It was an irritated neighbor blowing a fuse. He definitely could've handled himself better. I found it hypocritical that the one complaining about foul language ...constantly used it. I also found it a b@#ch move to threaten to call the police. Do what you have to for your peace and quiet ...don't yell about it. Just do that sh#t and be done with it. The most interesting part of this was that the neighbor exposed an apparent conversation that he overheard earlier that evening. Apparently he believed a black woman had been discussing ' how she's doesn't get busy with white men.' I am wondering who this black woman was ...New York maybe? Or maybe it was Sister Patterson? Sister Patterson is saved ...correct? I doubt it was Sister Patterson being a Christian an all. We may never know but aren't you a little curious?

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You know what, my house is pretty big; but it's not big enough for me to try somersaults and back-flips without crashing into furniture. But today is a good day so I am going to pick myself up and do this recap for you, because that's the sort of Whiteboy hater I am....

Elimination:
"The person that's going home tonight, is a great man. I have so much love for you and you've been giving it back to me. You opened up to me; but right now, I just feel you can give me the love that I am looking for", said New York, moments before she flipped the script and asked an unknown contestant to eliminate himself.
Now it would take a man of exceptional courage to step down, so right away that eliminates Whiteboy; but one man stepped forward and that guy was Chance.

The Beginning:
The opening shot featured Chance brushing his teeth and immediately I knew that to be a terrible omen, for 12 Pack was featured in last week's opening sequence.
(closes eyes and wishes Whiteboy in the opening scene)

And there he was, Whiteboy, brushing something off his shirt -as usual.
(Hmmmn, there is still hope then)

Chamo appears dressed in white cotton slacks and pink shirt to announce there would be no challenges today (so to speak) but pairings, joint dates as it were (Palm Springs dates, if you please), with New York. The twosomes were Tango-Real and Whiteboy-Chance; clearly an attempt to avoid the drama because Real is probably the only guy willing to give Tango any sort of friendship; or so we thought.

The Dates
The first date was a golf date and Real and Tango were the chosen ones, or twos to be precise. Real appeared happy to be in the first group and said "I'm about to kick it with the Ninja turtle", and got even deeper to say Tango reminds him of "Donatello"
(that shit is funny as hell. Who in the heck remembers their individual faces?)

And so they were off with Real saying "they have me looking like Tiger Woods in this bitch" (when did this boy become funny?) But Tango was not doing funny and confessed, "I'm gonna lay back and systematically tear this man apart"
(like you did with Whiteboy and 12 Pack?)

On the golf course the guys met New York looking the best she's looked all season-long, in a petite white skirt and a top I'm sure she has worn before (see? She's not high maintenance). The guys were impressed and none moreso than Chance who said "in a minute I'm going to move in, and when I move in, I move in for the kill"
(who body-snatched Real?)

Soon they were kissing and Tango realized "he got me on that one" as he wondered why he was slow on the draw. But they were here to put balls in the hole not tongues, and it was time to leave in the customized, luxury golf-cart.

Now if you've driven with a woman, and more particularly a black-woman; you'd know they always wait until they are in the car to put lotion on their legs (I'm serious, ask Meale and Shawn). So Real took the wheel from the front-passenger seat and New York threw on what must have been a gallon of lotion on her thighs and calves.

Inevitably; they crashed.
Coincidentally; near a sprinkler.
Unsurprisingly; it came on and near-soaked them.
(this is TV; you have to expect these things)

They continued their drive but crashed again, just feet away from the Golf pro, a chap named Stephen; who said, "that's quite some entrance you got there"
(the boy got jokes -rolls eyes)

So it was off to the driving area (that's golf talk, don't get it twisted) and Real decided to re-christen Tango with the name 'Stewart' because "he looks like a good black caddie -do your job boy"
(the White readers better not be laughing, lol)

Tango wasn't short of funny either; on seeing Real use his driver (that's golf talk again) he said "I like to see leprechauns golf, it's sort of humorous"
(lmfao, that was the funniest and cleverest put-down for the night)

In the end they settled on a simple 'one putt takes all' competition, and Real wins.
The Prize? A kiss with New York.
And it was a helluva kiss, but it didn't seem all that passionate. Still, this was a Real we had not yet seen and he told us why...."I'm outgoing, but I am more observant before I'm outgoing"
(you know what? I still don't think he told us why...but fuck it, let's continue with the recap)

Tango, was upset, but not as upset as I would have concluded, had I not read the spoiler...his remark of feeling "sick to his stomach" seemed false, but maybe I am being unfair to the kid, after all, Sister Patterson said "that man is in love" a few weeks ago. And we all know you cannot fool the mother.

Back at the mansion Chance and Whiteboy are just hanging, not worried at all. Chance says, "I ain't trippin on that date"
(Son, I've seen the entire episode and you should be trippin' on that date, lol)

Back at the date, Tango and Real are told they have one hour to get ready for dinner and are driven to their rooms
(one hour in tv time must be the equivalent of seven hours in real time because that place got dark in a a hurry)

Entering their room the guys gave what must now be known as the 'Real World reaction'; wowing and celebrating at the decor (you'd think these guys grew up under a rock the way these reality stars behave)
Soon enough they noticed the gifts, or maybe they were looking for them (because we learnt later that Real is a fan of Flavor of Love; so he knew the deal)
The gifts were engraved, gold-plated lighters and cigars.
(classy? Yes...disappointing? Yes)

The novelty worn off, the guys were off to dinner. In the limousine Real tells Tango, "all I want you to do is serve us our dinner, Stewart"
(collapses to the floor in laughter)

I got up in time however to see the guys sat at a table awaiting the Queen's arrival. And when New York arrived I was impressed; Tango was impressed, and so too, Real ...but Lareigna?
(she says "New York doesn't know the meaning of less is more...when it comes to eye-shadow")
(I never knew Hater began with an "L"...YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY!)
( Hater doesn't start with "L" it starts with an "H", but moving away from the ABC's. Let's do some math ...Hater = Steups)

Real's reaction to be precise was, "New York was looking as good as anybody can look"
New York reacted to herself too (why not?), saying "I am enough woman to go around this table 85 times"
(I'm gonna need help with the other 83 times if she was my woman, lol)
( That definitely knocks you out with your 30 minutes of humping ...Meale you understand.)


On the dinner table Real looked confident and Tango? Well he looked not as confident.
New York, surprisingly, asked questions before she ate...and one question in particular, "what are you looking for in a woman?"
Real's answer was "a true woman, a woman I can grow old with...."
(New York was impressed but you can probably Google that question and receive that answer)

Tango's answer was, "I am looking for some kind of completion"
(I can hear the Family Feud contestants shouting "good answer, good answer")

But New York wasn't bowled over and it didn't help that Real was sabotaging the moment with snickers and sneers. She scoffed at his answer and Real said "she got you on that, playa", but Tango countered that move with "Real doesn't want you to hear what I am feeling"

Tango then bowed to whisper in New York's ear.
(wtf? This is television, son; you don't get to keep secrets from us)

New York: You really love me (don't try to hide shit from us, Tango! I told you.)
Tango: Why you doing this to me?
Real: No disrespect Donatello...
Tango: Don't disrespect me! Call me by my real name...

They went back and forth for a minute and Tango in the confessional says "these dudes are here to promote their group"
(hmmmn, maybe that will prove important in a later Episode if they survive elimination)

It was time to end dinner and New York announced that she's taking Real back to her room and kisses Tango as a consolation prize.
As Real left...Tango remarked "I want Real to take his drunk, impotent ass and barf all over her"
(or something like that, but it was funny regardless)

In New York's room, Real's eyes caught the nuts, whip-cream and strawberries (that's fuck-food, playa) and it wasn't long before she was feeding him with her finger and that prompted him to say "I wanna be your Romeo, seriously"
(that's the reason why they invented the word, 'maize', because that shit was uber-corny)

But, as any man and woman knows, when you're feeling someone they can say 'I love you three times' and that shit enters your mind as 'how do I love thee, let me count the ways'
It's just the way it is, and the words touched New York to the point of making her cry..and when Real said, "Flav did you wrong...", it was all over!

New York had to run that boy out of the room before she booked time in a Las Vegas Chapel; but not before saying, "I don't want to forget this moment and I don't want you to forget it either"

::cue shot of half-moon as Real departs:::

The Dates pt2:
The next morning was Whiteboy's and Chance's turn to impress and their date began with a ride in a hot-air balloon. It almost never happened because Chance was scared, "hell nawww"; (oh yes you were) and New York fussed over the danger to her "synthetic hair"

Their fears were assuaged however and after much antics (by Chance) they learnt to appreciate the beauty of flight and the scene below. So much so that Chanced evinced appreciation with a quote of Shakespearean quality "that's one of the most beautifulest thing I ever damn near seen"
(I need the cliff notes for this)

They alit in comical fashion, almost clattering into power lines but it made the journey even more of an event to appreciate. Whiteboy himself waxed philosophical, but I can't remember what he said...it was good though.

So, back to the room then, where Whiteboy and Chance seemed even more impressed by their gifts. They were ballin' with their cigars but it was time to get ready so Whiteboy polished his sneakers (I ain't lying) and Chance went off to grab his thug-wear.
When the dust settled, Whiteboy looked fly in a dark jacket, jeans and a brown shirt -untucked- that might have been silk.
( He looked good as always! You might try it ...you could learn something bro from Whiteboy.)
Chance opted for something a Wayans brother would wear in the closing scene of 'In living Color'
(yet, somehow, he pulled it off)

The limousine ride to the dinner set the tone for the evening.Whiteboy was on his game face and warned Chance he was not about friends tonight; which provoked Chance to say but "you ain't gotta look at me like you want to cut me in half. You lookin' like Tango, dawg)
(lmwbhao)
( Translation: laughing my white black half ass off)
Still shocked, Chance said, "I hope this doesn't hurt our friendship, man"
(you ain't got nuthin' to worry about, dawg. Fools of a feather flock together, son)

New York arrived in what looked like a Heather Jones original (Electra and Dana will know what I'm talking about).
Whiteboy kisses her (a much better effort) and as New York turns to Chance for his kiss, he grabs a napkin and wipes her mouth (lmao) before planting a kiss of his own.

They both say they are "here for New York"...and she asks, "which one of you gentlemen are gonna dance with me, first?"
Whiteboy volunteers.

Dancing with New York, Whiteboy says, 'from this night on I want you to take a new approach with Whiteboy. I don't want to be no, to-be-continued; no mysterious...it's not about that"
(I could make a corn-pie with that line and still feed Bebe's kids)

At the table Chance is smoking (did he ever before this? Must be the lighter) and decides it's his turn now, cutting-in with a rather formal, "Shall I?"

It's civil for a minute until Chance describes Whiteboy's musings as "sucker-ass talk" and they both grab one of New York's arms and engage in a tug-o-war of sorts as Chance says, "she's just a woman bruh, she's just a woman"
Whiteboy complains about Chance's behavior and this conversation develops as the men stare-down each other...

Chance: I'll punch the fucking shit outta you, dawg
Whiteboy: You can't never touch me like that, never (it sounds dumb in words but he had the appropriate face to make it menacing)
( He was letting his friend KNOW he isn't going to be laying a finger on him. What is dumb about that?)

New York: (turning to Chance) you shut the fuck up
Chance: No, You shut the fuck up and as a matter of fact, pass the fucking cigarettes you're smoking

That was enough for New York to say..."Whiteboy, I'ma ask you to stay with me", and they went off to her room leaving Chance to advise Whiteboy (who was out of earshot)..."Bruh, do all you fucking can; cause when I bite, you like a cheetah running up a fucking tree."
(Uh?)

In New York's room, the couple get acquainted an Whiteboy is 'catching feelings and shit', going so far as to get on his knees to lick champagne off of New York's thighs...
(What?
You didn't hear me Quanda?

I said Whiteboy was on his knees licking champagne off of New York's thighs.
What?
You didn't hear me Jane?

I said Whiteboy was on his knees licking champagne off of New York's thighs.
Lareigna, you heard me?
No?

I said Whiteboy was on his knees licking champagne off of New York's thighs.
No Jorundi, I am not repeating myself, if you didn't hear me that's your problem.
Ok, one more time...
Whiteboy was on his knees licking champagne off of New York's thighs.)
(And, I'ma put that shit in purple too)
(It sure in the hell looks pink to me. Naw I didn't hear it bro ...I watched it along with millions of other people. And your girl was all heated about to get 'proper' with Whiteboy. But she pulled herself together and didn't want to be the rebound chick.)

The date is heating up and they kiss, the sort of kiss you have as a teen where you open your mouth as wide as possible because you don't want your teeth to clash with hers (lol)
Oh I remember those days when I was learning (13 or 14, thereabouts)
(Maybe Whiteboy is a a slow learner?)
( You mad because he was kissing New York instead of you.)

Anyways, after a kiss like that, a woman has only one other choice...get this man to talking before he swallows me...
But New York is heated (not because of any shit he did) and says, "I am so horny, I am thinking I just want to take this guy and throw him down and the bed and use him"
But this is Whiteboy, so she thinks better of it....and reverts to Plan B; get him to talk...

She asks him about his five year relationship and when it (the relationship) ended...
Whiteboy: like in July
Steups: in 2005?
Whiteboy: mind your fucking business
Steups: I ain't Tango, son...I WILL STEP OUT OF THE FUCKING ROOM WITH YOU!
Whiteboy: well continue with the recap because I am not leaving this room
Steups: OK, but watch yo mouth next time
( Jane is so right about you. You are definitely Whiteboy's #1 Stan because now you're imagining conversations with your boy. ~SMH )

New York: we're in August. Whiteboy do you still love that woman
Whiteboy: I got love for her but...
New York: I feel like if Shawty (wtf, first me and now you're in this week's Episode too?) comes back you would....there's something about you that draws me in (it's the sucking force of his Europe kisses -that shit is too big and wide to just be French, only)

Disappointed New York sends him off to his room and sets up the Elimination ceremony, perfectly. As it stands only Real is safe, or so it seems...
Chance cursed her; Whiteboy may have feelings for his ex, and Tango's expression of love rang untrue to her because he couldn't say it in the open/publicly...

We'll know who leaves soon enough at the Eliminations....

Pt2.

Eliminations:
The guys are nervous, even Real who questions Whiteboy and Chance as he opines, "I know me and her had a helluva night, so I am trying to see if anyone had a better night than me"
(who is this guy? He is the new favorite for sure)

Tango is being Tango saying, "I can't stand any (one) of those two idiots"
(don't worry, he hates Real too but he wasn't in his line of vision at the time)
And then the scene shifts to the balcony...

Sister Patterson: what did you do to Tiffany last night? I heard you grabbed cigarettes from her and told her to shut-up?

Chance denies it as Whiteboy paces on the verandah (I won't be surprised to learn he snitched, because Sister P didn't seem to hear it from New York the way she questioned Chance)
She concludes, "I think he's (Chance) abusive. I am gonna make sure Chance gets eliminated tonight"
(bwhahahahaha - in honour of Boofish Fontaine)

The scene shifts to Tiffany's bedroom and they (Sister P and New York) discuss eliminations. She seems ready to take her mother's advice on this occasion and we see Sister P pointing to her choice to be eliminated. The camera pans upwards and we see pictures of Tango and Chance
(Oh no...they better not send Tango home)

Eliminations (this time I mean it):
New York arrives looking truly beautiful and says she has "three chains and four bodies" (we kinda knew that) and this time, she's gonna flip things a bit (we didn't know that)
She says, "The person that's going home tonight, is a great man. I have so much love for you and you've been giving it back to me. You opened up to me; but right now, I just feel you can't give me the love that I am looking for"
(y'all read this in Pt1 too didn't you? I am dropping some Pulp Fiction shit in this recap)

She continues, "the person who's going to be eliminated tonight, i believe you know who you are, and I'd appreciate it if you would step down, please"
Real turns to Tango and invites him to step down (lol), to which he replies, forcefully, "if it's me then she can say so"
They share words across the podium for they are farthest away from each other where they stood.


Chance looks nervous and eventually mumbles..."should I step down?", only to step back happily when New York says, "I am not talking about you, Chance"

New York (staring) : Whiteboy -said with a degree of sorrow

:::wait, let me take a break here...I am not trying to be the Al Sharpton of the Blogspot, but it concerns me that the black men never thought the white-boy, Whiteboy should be eliminated. I don't know what to say about that, but it struck me as odd:::

Whiteboy turns to his left and right sharing a last moment with the Givens brothers (yeah, that's their names) before taking his final steps off the show.
New York looks into his eyes and says, "you just broke up two months ago. I don't want to be a rebound girl. I love you, Whiteboy; and I am gonna miss seeing you around the house"

Whiteboy thanks her for the opportunity and accepts her decision.
(At that moment, I appreciated what Quanda sees in this dude because he became himself. He wasn't the AK47 toting, ethnicity blurring, gangsta talking, Whiteboy, anymore)

Luckily for me a 'moment' only lasts as long as, well....a moment. So sure enough I was high-kicking like Jackie Chan and celebrating this busta's departure with somersaults and back-flips. (Ouch!)
What did Martin say?..."you aint gotta go home but you gotta get on up outta here"

(waves at Whiteboy)
(you ain't gone yet? Ain't nobody want to hear you talk and see Joshua below your face)

Back at the mansion, Real, suddenly assumes the Alpha-male role and has a gleam in his eye (like the little boy's in Omen) and says, "I ain't gonna lie, I'ma use my brother to take Tango out"

The end!

Episode 9 looks another cracker with the two mothers paying a visit and the insults fly from minute one.
Thanks for reading and an especial thank you to Meale who provided me many quotes and picture.
Laterz

This transcript was posted in the comments box.
Read her last response; seems to me she eliminated Real.
Secondly, she had intercourse with someone recently and rumors had her meeting Whiteboy in Miami, so go figure.

Whatever the case, be sure to catch I Love New York Episode 8 on Monday. Quanda has a preview just below.
You can find New York's pictures from Blender magazine here


Tiffany 'New York' Pollard's interview with Blender Magazine.

Blender: What's going on there in your self portrait?

New York: I'm levitating with my eyes closed. I'm in the moment. I'm sexy, blinging and my cleavage is rocking. It captures the essence of New York: I'm too much. I'm too damn much!

Blender: It's a typical Friday night at 11p.m. What is NY doing?

New York: soaking in the tub, having a little bit of champagne--eating some chips or popcorn. I'm just chillin', but not for long, because I'm going clubbing!

Blender: What was your school nickname?

New York: Can I say? oh, God. It was D-breath. D-I-C-K breath. bit it wasn't true!

Blender:What wasn't true? That you had breath that smelled like dick?

New York: Right, not at all! You know what it is? My lips are so huge, so people say I got those DSLs, so they call me D-Breath.


Blender: How many people have you truly loved?

New York: Two people, with all my heart. Before Flav, I;d never been dumped. I'm a take charge kind of person so if a guy's not gonna listen to me, he's gonna get kicked to the curb.

Blender: If you were a man, who would you want to be?

New York: Donald Trump. He is rich, he is powerful, and he has great hair. Impeccable hair. He's probably packin' too.

Blender:If we drug tested you, what would we find?

New York: Lord have mercy! Two hits of naughtiness and a sprinkle of love potion no. 9.

Blender: What do you spend too much money on?

New York: Clothes. Makeup. My fabulous weaves (HA!!!!) And my bling. I love bling. BLING, BLING, BLING, baby! I'm materialistic. I don't know if it's right or wrong, but it's me.

Blender:What is God wearing right now?

New York: A long chiffon white robe of love and forgiveness. And he's just being godly, because he's so big, and so gorgeous, and so magnificent.

Blender: Sounds like he's headlining in Vegas.

New York: He is! He's everywhere!

Blender:What's you favorite swear word, and can you use it in a sentence?

New York: Fuck. Fuck this, fuck that, and fuck you too!

Blender:How would you characterize your taste in sex?

New York: I like it very passionate, very deep. I like it rough. When I'm having sex, I don't want to mistake it for anything other than sex, so you can slap me around, baby.

Blender: When was your last booty call?

New York: The night before last. I got pleasured. I got served. That's the only way I do it. I am always in control of the intimacy. so I made the call. And he got his ass over there quick.

Blender: Who was the last person you punched?

New York: My ex-boyfriend, a few days ago. It got a little physical, and I capped his ass. He wanted to know why i didn't ask him to be on the show.

Blender: What do you think people who don't like you say about you?

New York: They say "B*tch. I didn't like you at first, but you're cool." Now I say, "Yeah, bitch, I know, that's why I've got the No. 1 show on VH1."

Blender: Are you a genius?

New York: Yes, because, I have a third eye and I can see the future.

Blender: What's in your future, New York?

New York: My third eye says I am going to meet my soulmate in four years. He's coming from a warm climate. He is taller than me, nice build. He has large feet. and he's going to make me very happy.

Fiercest Bachelorette? What a 'dumbass' award to present to New York.
Anyways it's news so I'll publish it...

TV Guide has an interview as well, it's the same stuff...




1) she's still in love
2) Sister Patterson doesn't like the guy
3) she likes thugs

No wonder the ratings for I love New York were 4million+ last Monday; our girl has been working overtime with the media. She might have done an interview with Blender Magazine as well (it's explosive)

Read the TV Guide interview with Tiffany New York Pollard.

Things are Getting Hot in High Desert

"Hear yee ...hear yee, all Knuts of the Round Table quiet down! The VH-1 Gods have given us the gift of foresight!" *whispers "Also known as Vspot"

"Revenge, Lareigna, Meale and Lady Ty guard the doors. Dana and Electra take your rightful places beside King Steups. Shawn and my humble *coughs humble paige 'The Original Mr. New York' let the Vspot begin! All other Knuts drank and be merry in complete silence ...these recaps aren't easy for this old Knut."

' I Love New York' Episode 8 begins with Chance brushing his teeth and Whiteboy dusting off his shoulder in one of the bedrooms. Camera shot slides to the handsome Real washing his face at the sink. Seconds laters a thick Tango in red undies enters the bathroom. Switching to the confessional we see New York. She tell us, " After last night's elimination I've only got 4 guys left Whiteboy, Tango, Chance and Real. And I really need to start to shake things up." ( I am thinking her verbal assault on Tango stirred plenty up. Hey but that's just me ...what do I really know?)

Chamo enters the room in this pink polo, white slacks and pageboy cap looking maroon on my screen. ( Why maroon? Were there no white on pink caps available? ) He tells the final four to "Have fun!" as he delivers two pair of golf shoes and a note on a silver platter. Back to the Manfessional, we view Real telling us he is hoping they are not going to play golf. Whiteboy showing initiative grabs the note and reads it to Tango, Real and Chance. " Good morning fellas, the best way to get to know someone is to travel with them. So pack your bags we are headed to the desert for a romantic getaway. Tango and Real get changed and I'll see you two at tea time. Chance and Whiteboy be patient. I got something special planned for you two. XOXO New York." Back to the Manfessional Real tells us, he's excited to get out of the house with New York. He isn't trying to kick it with Tango and New York. He just wants to be with her. But he is going to make the best of it. We then see Tango and Real getting ready. Real mentions "Looking like Tiger Woods in this b@tch." Now Tango is in the Manfessional. He states,
" If I got to share a date with New York, I'm happy it's going to be with Real. I'm gonna lay back and I'm gonna systematically tear this man apart." ( I am man hear me roar. LOL.) They leave the 'I Love New York' mansion.

Tango and Real are in a limousine on their way to Palm Springs. An interesting conversation takes place between the two of them. Real says, " I can't wait to see this girl. I might just bleep on myself looking at her.

" That's disgusting ...freakin dis" replies Tango.

" I can't help it man. I walk around stiff. Yah know what I mean? And I ain't talking about my back."

Tango laughs. Back to the Manfessional he says, " I don't think Real is even close to being right for New York. A he's cheesy. B he's immature. And let's be honest, he's not hanging with me at all."

Back to the limousine ride. Real continues, " She's probably going to have some little shorts on. And if I got daisies on, ...she going to have some coochie cutters on." ( Who is this man?!)

They pull up to a golf resort. New York is outside waiting and looking lovely in her golf ensemble. In the confessional she tells us how hot and amazing she looks. She greets the men and twirls for them. Real races to her to get the first kiss. They drive off in a Cadillac golf cart. Real and New York co-drive and they crash. As they sit confused, the sprinklers come on. And they all get wet. ( Poor Tango!) As they finally make it to the 16th hole ...they crash into another golf cart. ( I want to type something so very bad but the NAACP might come after me.) The golf pro Stephen greets them. Their golf lessons begin. The guys insult each other and end up having a little competition for a New York kiss. Cub Woods ( Real) wins and proceeds to make out with New York in front of Tango. Tango states watching them kiss makes him ill. ( I second that!)

Back at the mansion Chance and Whiteboy are in the backyard. They are searching for snake holes. They have a conversation about what the other 3 could be doing. Whiteboy concludes it's something romantic based on the note. In the Manfessional he says he believes she's saving the best for last. ( Yes baby she is ...God I hope you don't touch her this episode!)

At 'The Horizon Hotel', Tango and Real are impressed with their accommodations and gifts. Their gifts seem to be silk robes, engraved lighters and cigars. D@mn New York *coughs VH-1 has some class. We see them at dinner and Tango tightens up his game. The last little tidbit we see is a glimpse of the Chance and Whiteboy date. New York is in a hot air balloon. She is worried about her synthetic hair going up in a blaze. ( Let's pray she didn't use any hairspray.)

Please participate in the comment box: Is New York's golf outfit 'Hoochie'? Yes or No.

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