Showing posts with label Aurelius. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Aurelius. Show all posts
Aurelius Goes To Hollywood, lol.
Camera work by MisterBaller.
These dudes make me so proud; I feel like a dad.
Aurelius, don't worry We'll always keep you on the payroll...
Brilliant!
*fans self Y'all know Aurelius is the jailbait that would put The Q. in prison. But we aren't here to alert Chris Hanson about my @ss. We are all here to get a little on the shows we love to watch. Tonight episode 3 of 'Flavor of Love 3' airs @ 9PM. I am going to watch it or DVR it. I am leaning towards the latter. Steups may even surprise us with a recap. Now back to the man child who has stolen my heart. You guessed it. It's time for Aurelius's recap of episode 2 of 'Flavor of Love 3'.
::swoons::
Another 'To Catch A Predator' Qmoment!
Alright I got an e-mail from a very special man in my life today. He is everything a woman could want in a man. He's getting an education. He is articulate & intelligent. He's funny. Not to mention he is sooooooooo f*ckin' hot. I only have to wait 2 years before I can claim this young ripe young man as mine. I am not an internet predator. Really I am not. I just know the making of a good man when I see one. So, I am claiming him before Mysty & others try to steal him from me. Aurelius' recap of the 'Flavor of Love 3' premiere episode is in the Bloghizzie.
The Blogspot doesn't necessarily concur with his disses of Peechee, Shore-Tee & Savanna. However, we did laugh. We definitely don't approve of his excessive lusting of Prancer from 'Flavor of Love 3'. How rude Aurelius?!
Credit: Aurelius' genius & VH1
A 'To Catch A Predator' Qmoment!
I usually don't do post about past events and I SURELY don't do positive posts about Pumkin of Flavor of Love and Charm School contrary to the love The Q has for her lol. But I realized that Aurelius and Brooke celebrated their birthday's close to the same days and I thought it was cute. In the spirit of keeping The Blogspot Rolling, our now 16 year old Aurelius has made a preview clip to his recaps for the Flavor of Love 3 season..... and there is a video of the Flavor of Love 3 girls that The Q introduced a few posts ago, nothing big just the pictures and the nicknames they were given... (You may notice a Short-ee on the video who was The Elle Word's guest formally known as Sexy Angie she already has a stan on the loose so let's see what she brings this season)
Aurelius is looking handsome with his fresh haircut. If you are 14 to 16 years of age, intelligent, female and pretty, leave Aurelius a message on his MySpace. This is not Dateline's 'To Catch A Predator', so grown @ss women don't message him (unless it's in an auntie type of way). Well we've been waiting for Aurelius' infamous 'I Love New York 2' recap of the finale. Here it is:
Wasn't Hitler Austrian? If you are going out tonight, check out Aurelius & Misterballer's live video show tonight @ 8:30pm Pacific/ 11:30 pm Eastern. Don't miss it, hell it's only 45 minutes of your life. CLICK HERE for their awesome show. Did this child play 'Lion King' music @ the end?
*DEAD*
Credit: Aurelius & VH1
A Bhattipimpin' Qmoment!
Another great recap from Aurelius, watch and enjoy.
Apologies for posting the wrong video yesterday; who knew Aurelius had a sex-tape with Kim Kardashian as well. It was a lot better than Ray J's though, so those who saw it probably didn't mind.
Anyways, here's the 'real' I Love New York Episode 8 video recap; hope you enjoy it
And much love and credit to Sanyo for the tip-off to the link for Episode 9.
Aurelius has delivered yet another awesome video recap. This is definitely one of my favorites. He pointed out a 'pot calling the kettle black' moment. Sister Patterson looked good rocking the Farrah Fawcett feathered look. On with Aurelius' Video Recap because it's the best thing about this blog besides Revenge, Mysty, That's Hot, Babykin, Groovy Noodles, 3pm, Blacknuts, Sawyer, Lareigna, Electra, Dana, Gabrielle, Beebs, SpeakNTruth, Jane, Elisau *snickers, Irresistible Deliscious, Licious, Pale Black Sheep, Damien, Drama Queen, Mexirican, Half n Half, Sapphire Tigress, Teddy and all of our anonymous readers. Where the hell is my Bubo the Hater? Someone remind not to check my e-mail before I leave for the gym. Now I don't want to go. "B*tch we look like Shamu, get your @ss up and let's go" replies Q.'s thighs.
Another weekend, another Aurelius I Love New York video recap. It's all simple this time because Aurelius returned late from his trip to Kyrgyzstan.
But, he did have time for a classic black and white opening scene and another showing of New York's breast-implants.
Besides that he adds to the growing opinion that Pretty is gay. Watch for Pretty's reaction to Mr Boston; very similar to the gay PhD student's (Daniel Schuman) when Gilad was on America's Most Smartest Model.
Anyways, watch Aure's recap, will you...
"I'm poor, black, I may even be ugly; but YouTube, I'm here, I'm here...I'm still here"So those bastards tried to stifle Aurelius' Constitutional right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness but he showed them.
This week's video is massive, but don't take my word for it...
♪ Bailamos, let the rhythm take you over
Bailamos, te quiero amor mio
Bailamos wanna live this night forever
Bailamos te quiero amor mio te quiero ♫
Oh Snap! I loved this recap, and particularly because Aurelius, who's like the Ryan Seacrest of VH-1 recaps, mentions David Beckham and Tom Cruise who are like my English and American Idols.
Dude has become so good at this recaps thing, that he did his own Rock of Love recap half-way through. And look for an Orson Welles moment where he ties in his Detroit Piston shirt with the color of his clothes-basket (giddy stuff, I tell ya)
Anyways, I have to see a man about a dog and you have to watch the Rock of Love video recap (blows a kiss to Brandee)
Episode 10 was so cockfull chockfull of material Aurelius kept it simple today; but there is still a lot to enjoy and the ending is surprising; 'Sixth Sense' sort of surprising.
One thing I noticed, though; Lacey's stepmother looks freaking good in Burberry.
Now in England, Burberry is really the clothes for chavs (look it up, I already omit my u's from words already, so I am not re-defining Brit slang)...but it looks so much classier on Americans.
Anyways, here's Aurelius' video recap of Rock of Love Episode 10
Missed one of Aurelius' Rock of Love or even Charm School video Recaps? Check out his new site, where you'll find all the YouTube links to his videos, updates and more! Also keep checking Aurelius' YouTube, and be sure to stay tuned in for the next episode of Aurelius' Rock of Love Recaps!
ROCK ON!!!
Always let your guard down when you go on a reality dating show - Aurelius
I am worried about Aurelius. I think this recap of Rock of Love Episode 9 may be another 'Vanilla Sky'
What is the meaning of the leaning door beside his bed?
Why is his school-bag on the bed at night time?
What's the meaning of the Gap khakis on the bed?
Why is he so well dressed on a Thursday night?
It's all too confusing; maybe you guys can make sense of it...
It's midnight and I am on dial-up.
I can only speak for myself, but dial-up is worse than Snapple Iced Tea. How do people survive on dial-up?
Anyways, I'll be home tomorrow and reunited with my cable modem. Until then, you can enjoy Aurelius' video recap and relive the Jes and Ky kiss
No time or wherewithal to get wordy. Not feeling up to blogging in the least bit. I don't know where Steups is and actually, I don't care where is he located. (I guess you only wanted me for one thing) <--------written by Steups.
So the @#$% is by a computer. He is in here editing my post! At least we know he is alive! I am sure Dana & Electra knew all along.
I just would like for him to be by a computer. A post would be nice. The ability to cuss him out would also be nice. I have interviews to type up.
I have laughed thanks solely to Aurelius a.ka. Bhatti. Great 'Rock of Love' video recap of episode 7. Once Rodeo left the show, I have ZERO interest in who wins. Was it Jes? Was it Heather or Brandi M.? I don't know who are the final two. Jes has to be in the final two. Anyhow enough with my speculation. Here's Aurelius' awesome video.
I'm gonna bulletinize my Intro this evening because there is just so much to talk about in this Episode 5 video recap.
But, wait...I know the Danas of this world are gnashing their teeth, wringing their hands, rolling their eyes and biting their fingernails at my use of 'bulletinize'.
Well so what? Your approval is no sine qua non for any word or non-word I choose to add to my posts.
(breathes out) Now that I have got that non-issue sorted, let's 'bulletinize'....
- In this recap we have:
- an opening scene that betters the fight between Bourne and Desh in Bourne Ultimatum
- the return of the 'Oh Snap!'
- the introduction of a new catch-phrase...the 'pshhhhh'
- a new Tom Cruise haircut circa 'Top Gun'
- a Flavor Flav quote
- random drinking
- a special appearance by New York
- and best of all, an extended Erin tribute
After all that, I might as well tell you the ending....Voldemort dies
I am worried.
I think Aurelius is peaking and we all know what happens when you peak.
This recap is as clean a recap as he's ever done; the editing and cutting is efficient and his comments and interjections are funny and to the point. (I am not saying they never were, mind you)
The only way he can improve is if he does some of that 'Citizen Kane' shit where you see him staring into a glass of water and the scene morphs into the pool near the mansion. Y'all didn't know I knew about that shit did you?
(Yawns) Anyways, here is the Rock of Love video recap for Episode 2, starring Aurelius, Erin's 'clown tits', Brandi C's meth-scratched face and Lacey's rock-hard stomach (I want her so bad, because we all know PETA chicks do it doggie-style)
Anyways, here's the video recap
(running back to the Control Panel) Oh, I forgot to thank Aurelius for paying heed to my concern and recycling his wardrobe. I think that's the second time he's worn that Batman shirt.
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