I'm gonna bulletinize my Intro this evening because there is just so much to talk about in this Episode 5 video recap.
But, wait...I know the Danas of this world are gnashing their teeth, wringing their hands, rolling their eyes and biting their fingernails at my use of 'bulletinize'.

Well so what? Your approval is no sine qua non for any word or non-word I choose to add to my posts.
(breathes out) Now that I have got that non-issue sorted, let's 'bulletinize'....

1. In this recap we have:
2. an opening scene that betters the fight between Bourne and Desh in Bourne Ultimatum
3. the return of the 'Oh Snap!'
4. the introduction of a new catch-phrase...the 'pshhhhh'
5. a new Tom Cruise haircut circa 'Top Gun'
6. a Flavor Flav quote
7. random drinking
8. a special appearance by New York
9. and best of all, an extended Erin tribute

After all that, I might as well tell you the ending....Voldemort dies

I won't lie, this site is damn good and Aurelius' video recaps make it even better than good (which is 'best', I am told)

I almost pissed my silk Gucci boxers when Aurelius described Tiffany as Toasteee and Nibblz combined. But I'll eliminate Aurelius for a fucking saltine if he keeps spending all our money on his wardrobe, just saying.
That damn jacket looks like it'd cost $2000 at 'Out of the Closet'
Anyways, here it is...