I couldn't resist the Ipod Nano so I ordered one at Newegg and you should too because it just isn't fair that Microsoft's Bill Gates is worth 70 billion whilst Apple's Steve Jobs is quite a few billion short.

So that's that, not much to gossip about the Flavor of Love girls though I have found just a little teeny weeny bit of news about New York. It won't satisfy you though so I urge you to read the comments of the post before this because it really is interesting on many levels.

The term bi-curious has entered my lexicon of sexual orientation terminology because of those comments so just imagine what it can do for your vocabulary.
At the least it has made me obsess over Pumkin's lover and dare I shout it, the woman is terribly sexy...
No wonder Pumkin is all over her!


At this point if you ignored me before you should read Olivia's and others' comments at the bottom of the page of this link.
Before I switch on to New York's commercial going ons, here is another picture of Pumkin being curious...


On to New York (Tiffany Patterson). The very good impersonator of our favorite Flavor of Love girl is opening a hip-hop haute couture clothing store tentatively named "Celeb Replicas."
The buzz is one goes there to get cheaply priced expensive knock-offs.
Yeah; oxymorons make my head hurt too.

Or should I say they 'nervouses' me. Nervouses is a word New York used to describe the threat she perceived from Hoopz...just one of many great quotes she provided and you can get all of them at one of the many New York fan sites, along with video of her Reunion Show performance and a rumor that Flava Flav and New York are in discussions with VH-1 to shoot a reality television show pilot.

That's it then...we'll see what our favorite quasi-celebrities have in store for us tomorrow.
Oh, before I go, thanks again Olivia, your comments are appreciated.

The thing about any reality television show is that eventually you get to a place where the show annoys you to the point that you just want it to end. I am not there yet with Flavor of Love but I can see it coming.
What I could not foretell is the reason until I read a rather prescient observation by Olivia, a reader of this blog.

According to Olivia and it has all but been confirmed, Pumkin is involved in a homosexual relationship. Mind you there is absolutely nothing wrong with that, unless you are the Reverend Jerry Falwell or something; but with the rumor that Hoopz and Goldie are also homosexuals it does take the shine off of any authenticity the series had.

Is it right that in a show where women compete for the dubious honor to date hip-hop star Flav Flav, that three of the top four spots were allegedly won by lesbians?
And the fourth, New York, has many people convinced she is a transvestite?

Doesn't seem right to me, but that's entertainment for you.

Let's get back to Pumkin though, on her blog she writes...
"I have met my soulmate. We are getting married."

Adding to that she penned this love letter

"You mean the world to me and I care about you so deeply that it hurts for the short time that we are not together. My every thought and breath, I draw from you and I truly do love you.

I love you and you are my world. You are the most sweetest, most precious person in my life. All my life I prayed for someone like you and I thank God that I finally found you. Love, promise me that you will always be mine. I know in my heart our love will never die. You will always be a part of me and I am a part of you indefinitely.

I don't find enough words to describe how I feel about you. You possess all the color and beauty of heavens, lush and satin. Do you know how much I hunger for your gentle touch and the warmth embrace of your body?

I love you; you are my every heartbeat and my every breath."

The woman allegedly involved with her is rather attractive in my opinion, here are a few pictures for you to judge, although you really shouldn't -judge, that is.

The issue according to Olivia, who appears to be au fait with the concerns of lesbians is that Pumkin is not exactly the woman you hope for as America's idea of a gay woman.
As Olivia wrote
"...damn me if the most hated white trash chick on reality tv is gonna claim this lesbian identity. fuck, we have ENOUGH misrepresentations ALREADY. damn these people."

Initially I did not see her point of view but I am coming around...Anyway this is way too serious for me and the fact that I am getting into people's business at all on this blog makes me a bit gay to be honest. But it's too late for that so perhaps I should celebrate my conversion with a pink Apple Ipod Nano.

I thought my recap of the Flavor of Love Reunion Show would be my last post for quite a while but it seems the Flavor of Love girls are striving to remain news worthy.
It appears, and I don't know how I missed it that some of the girls have been signed to an entertainment group called Millennium Entertainment Group Incorporated and have begun something of a National Tour across the United States.
The first stop was in Atlanta on the 28th at the Nocturnal, and among the cast member who performed were Goldie, Hottie, Peaches, and Sweetie.

If they get to New York or South Beach where I am known to frequent I'll check them out and take a few digital pictures, to add to my collection of Flava Flav ringtones on my mobile phone and Flavor of Love MP3s on my Ipod -I need therapy.

I have video of the Flavor of Girls tour, well, not exactly, I have links to video featuring girls from the Flavor of Love Girls Tour's stop in Atlanta.

1) Video of Goldie performing
2) Video of Hottie singing
3) Video of Peaches doing whatever
4) Video of Sweetie

Smiley, Georgia and Pumkin are also on the cast.

If you need to see photos from the event, I have those too...

After delays and postponement VH-1 finally aired Flavor of Love's Reunion Show: After the lovin', and all I can say is it was worth the wait.
The host for the night was Lala which means she has now completed the cycle from BET to MTV to VH-1, which puts her in the same league as Justin Timberlake or something.
Which reminds me, where is Justin Timberlake?
I am not a fan or anything, but I am curious.

Anyway, between advertisements for Propel flavored water and Windows XP (where's Vista?), the first ten Flavor of Love girls to be eliminated were introduced.
If you are a fan of useless information the ten are, Cherries, Picasso, Smokey, Shellez, Bubblez, Miss Latin, Dimplez, Apples, Georgia and Rain.

Nothing happened with that clique except for Rain begging Flava Flav for a date and Georgia lamenting Flav's inability to discern the 'realest' women on the show.
I use slanguage as mush as anyone, well, except for Snoop Dogg; but couldn't Georgia have said 'genuine' instead of 'realest'?
What about Rain? The woman is angrier than Bill O'Reilly!
And here I thought the popularity of Star Jones had signaled the end of the angry black female.

Next up were Peaches (the caucasianest woman alive), Serious, and Sweetie who reiterated in her 'joisey' accent that Flav Flav was 'retarted'. She is the only person outside of the Gambino family proud of a New Jersey accent.

Red Oyster came out and we learnt she was 'very diabolical, very menacing' and very married; but at this point no one really cared.
Hottie came next, flashing her underwear and foot-long eye-lashes but looking quite attractive to be honest. I know she believes she looks like Beyonce but that's no reason to borrow fashion ideas from Tina Knowles.

The 17th returnee was Smiley looking all not good in a half-complete outfit. Surely Smiley could have done better than that, but she's from Canada so what do you expect.

Finally it was time for the main event, New York vs Pumkin.
Borrowing from the Jerry Springer Show VH-1 held the protagonists in separate rooms and therein New York delivered the first of three classic verses to Pumkin...
"New York is in the mother-fu**ing house. You think I forgot about that shit?"
"New York is on your ass in 5, 4, 3, 2, motherf**king 1!"

Ha! Somebody get this girl in a sitcom.
Y'all feel her?

The Queen (New York) entered the ring with an Egyptian pose and looking great. If she's a transvestite then more women need to look like transvestites.
New York (Tiffany Patterson) wore a black diamond-trimmed bustier with straight-legged trousers and I'll say it again, she looked great!
The studio audience cheered her entrance and some of the Flavor of Love girls as well. Rain however was looking sour as usual and Cherries got herself evicted for getting into it with New York.
What was her problem?
Does she not know New York was the star of the show?

Pumkin was introduced and truth betold she looked quite nice but you could see the fear in her eyes. To which New York warned her that her (New York's) "ass has been on pause but I am fitting to press play in a motherfucking millisecond."
New York deserves a Pulitzer, nowhere else can you get alliteration like that.

Pumkin said a few unimportant things in her defense and it still galls me that none of the contestants saw it fit to say Pumkin you were wrong, no one deserves to be spat upon, but maybe they didn't because Tiffany showed she can speak for herself.

Pumkin having said her piece, New York arose from her seat; and though Big Rick tried to intervene she sought to ease his fear that a fracas would occur. Stepping close to Pumkin she said...
"I ain't gonna spit in your face because I have way more motherfucking class than you. I am however gonna bitchslap you..."
And with that she delivered a back-hand slap to Pumkin's face. Unfortunately Big Rick blocked most of it but Pumkin's face was struck. I have waited for that for a month and since I am repeating myself I'll say, it was worth the wait.

Pumkin, of course, ran like the coward little bitch she is, or should I say the smart coward little bitch she is, because I would have run too...
There was a little debating thing set up but that was largely inconsequential because New York knocked over the lectern to get at Pumkin and Pumkin, of course, ran for safety.

The entertainment was at an end for me but still there was one person missing and that person was Hoopz who entered to moderate applause and a generous hug from Flav Flav.
When asked by Lala about the status of the relationship Flav mumbled incoherently then deferred to Hoopz for a response.
The audience could sense that their love had lost its flavor and Flava Flav confirmed this when he said "I wished I had picked someone with more time for me."
Awwwwwwww.

Asked if he would have to do this all over again, Flav agreed, and all but confirmed we have Flavor of Love Season 2 to view this summer. And quite frankly that suits me just fine.
Hopefully the VH-1 producers hires New York for at least a guest appearance because I can't get enough of that girl.
Bye.

It's April Fool's Day and my plan included a totally erroneous story that Hip-hop Rapper Flava Flav had eloped with Hoopz in Las Vegas, but thanks to a reader I can shelve that ill-conceived idea because truth is stranger than fiction.
You remember I posted a link to the Tom Joyner show wherein Flava Flav decried Hoopz, saying she had no time for him anymore and was off somewhere or the other enjoying her fifteen-hundred minutes of fame.

Well Hoopz seems to think Flava Flav is exaggerating. Having heard his outburst the Flavor of Love winner called him on her phone (I bet it's a pink Motorola Razr) and they had a lover's quarrel.

Hoopz in an interview with the Detroit Free Press (a very very reputable newspaper by the way) said that though they are far from in love they are indeed very good friends.
She also refuted any assertion that she has no time for him, revealing they had a London vacation together and she was there when Flav performed in concert. Hoopz described one of the relationship's essential problems as distance and his partying lifestyle.

According to her "we're better off just being friends" because "he (Flava Flav) lives in Los Angeles, Las Vegas, New York...I live in Michigan. He's more into keeping to entertainment. I'm more just chillin."

I knew Flava Flav spent some time in New York (Tiffany) in a hotel room but I did not know he lived there permanently. Okay, that was a terrible joke.
The truth is, it sounds like baloney to me. Since the show Hoopz has been at more parties than a college freshman and not only that she gets paid to attend. It sounds to me like Flava and Hoopz parted company a week after the show and that's that.
Not that I care, in fact I am glad about it because it increases the chances for a second season of Flavor of Love.
As the article says, 'Flavor of Love' was the highest rated show for VH-1, encouraging nearly six-million viewers.

Which one is more important, love or money?
I think we know the answer to that...Happy April Fool's Day.

Update: If you do not read the comments you would have missed a link a reader posted for a casting call for Flavor of Love Season 2. He or she does not know if it's legitimate and I don't know either, but if you are a beautiful girl and applying let me know what transpired.
Also, another reader reminded me that VH-1's V-Spot has exclusive video of the first few minutes of the Reunion Show. Check it out if it doesn't crash your computer as it did mine.
Here's the dreaded link of that hateful video. V-Spot.