Readers have been asking for Wood's MySpace for months and finally, we've found it. Much thanks to my Frat brotha, GPhi.
Add yourself to GPHI;then add yourself to Wood's MySpace where you can find pictures similar to the photo below:

The Results are In....

Child Protective Services are really going to come and take my babies. First and foremost ...they both walk around the house saying, " Flaaavaaah Flaaaaaaaaaav...." Second, they recognize Whiteboy, Onix and Heat on sight. And my son says, " Daddy no like Whiteboy. You belong to Daddy mommy. You are mine and Daddy's, no Whiteboy." Thirdly ...they are rapping, "I got grapes. I got purple. I got grapes." Of course this is after they've raided the fridge for grapes. But I don't think the actual song is talking about grapes as in fruit. On that note: Is marijuana a vegetable? Just wondering...

Not that I need a reason to write about Whiteboy. But it is time to announce the results of the Mr. F.I.N.E. contest.

There were three categories:

Screwable ~ strictly think of the physical
Congeniality ~ focus on the personality
Believable ~ was he real

You all really blew me away with your voting. A few of you *coughs Gabrielle *coughs MexiricanMama *coughs Dana *coughs Electra *coughs ...chokes Jane ...some of you were voting at stalkerish proportions.

WARNING: Whiteboy and Onix do not under any circumstances give any of the mentioned women your addresses or numbers.

All potential restraining orders aside The Mr. F.I.N.E. 2007 contest was a race between two hot, fine, intelligent men. You guessed it ...Onix and Whiteboy fans were battling it out for their dream men.

Before I tell you the results ....Tango and Real fans tried to rep for their fantasy men but they started a bit late. Tango came in third for Screwable. Real came in fourth and he edged out Tango for third in the Congeniality category. Others who received a nice number of votes were Heat, 12 Pack *coughs (Ivory), Wood, Pootie, Token , T-Bone and Bones.

Drum roll please....!

The winner of Screwable was Onix. The ladies and a few men are definitely feeling this brother's look.

The winner of Congeniality was Whiteboy. Onix was a close second. The women of the Blogspot were so feeling his southern swagger and personality.

The winner of Believable was Whiteboy again! Yes we don't care what others say about how 'It ain't real' ....we believe and that's all that matters.

So not only did my 'Swagger Man' win the ' I Love New York' Mangeant ...he won the Mr. F.I.N.E. 2007 contest. If that isn't hotness... I don't know what is. I'll be messaging the winner and notifying him of his prize.

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Lareigna sent me the link to the Trends rap on New York and though I've heard it before I had another listen; and you know what?
That shit is good...he must have changed something because it sounds a whole lot better...

I'll be back but here's a picture of Chance just because the girl who sent it to me, Lovely Leo, is so pretty.



She looks like a young Oprah, don't ya think? The picture is from a Spring Break event in Miami.
I'll be back later (yawns)

Ivory sent this to me.
She's ill and still burning with disappointment that 12 Pack is no longer on the show and she missed his appearance on Club Altitude.
I promised her a picture of me in Speedos to increase her pain

I never buy TV Guide, but my sister does, and in this week's issue there is a one page article titled (what else?) "New York's Finest," which gives info about the four remaining men and also gives their picks as to who the winner is. Anyway, here it is:

New York's Finest

"I have to tell you, I did meet my Price Charming," reveals Tiffany "New York" Pollard, star of VH1's I Love New York, the raucous reality show in which the Bachelorette who was twice rejected on Flavor of Love calls the shots. Pollard has already sent 16 bachelors packing - with the help of her mother, Sister Patterson. Now only four remain: men she nicknamed Chance, Real, Tango and White Boy. Which one will she choose? Check out these odds. -Margy Rochlin

Chance:

AKA Kamal Givens, 25
Hometown Anaheim, California

Why he has love for New York
"New York was sassy, real, true-witted. We had a connection from the jump."
Why New York has love for him
"I wasn't just a thug. I could tell Momma how it is and come back and apologize or slap (competitor) Boston in the mouth for saying the wrong thing. I kept it real."

On the wrath of Sister Patterson
"New York's mother was a bit crazy, so I stayed out of the woman's way [until] she started liking me a little bit."
Why he's a hero
"I had to save -three housemates- from a bug that was a 6-foot-2 inch beast. I beat that bug down to a 6-inch weasel."

Odds of Winning: (out of four hearts) 3 and a half hearts

White Boy:

AKA Joshua Gallander, 24
Hometown Miami
Why he has love for New York
"As crazy as she might act, deep down, she's really a good girl with a strong head."
Why New York has love for him
"I'm very laid-back and the vibe I bring is very down-to-business. I wasn't there to promote albums or to claim I was worth $100 million. I was there for her."
But dang, that girl can eat
"On our first date, I'm thinking we're going to really kick it. I might even get a first kiss! Next thing I know, this woman is stuffing her face with cucumbers, ranch dressing and turkey sandwiches!"

Odds of Winning: 3 hearts

Real:

AKA Ahmad Givens, 26
Hometown Anaheim, California
Why he has love for New York
"People think she's this bitch. But New York's actually a cool, down-to-earth, smart woman. She's a helluva individual."
But there is one strange tic...
"She likes to use the bathroom while I'm in there."
Why New York has love for him
"She could see the real in me. But originally what got her is that I'm so sexy. I've got long hair and I've got Gucci earrings - at least two pair." (my note: yes, he actually said two pair, it is not a typo)
What it's like to compete against his brother, Chance
"We have a saying, 'Bros before hos.' No disrespect to women. (Steups: it's too late for that innit?) But we shared a couple of girls in the past. So this is not new."

Odds of Winning: 2 and a half hearts

Tango:

AKA Patrick S Hunter, 27
Hometown Tampa
Why he has love for New York
"Her bluntness. New York never holds anything back. That's something that attracts me about a female."
Why New York has love for him
"My arrogance. Call it cocky or what have you. But I'm a very confident person."
The truth about his catch-all excuse "shoulder injury"
"They didn't actually show what happened. I went up for a lay-up. [WNBA star Tamara Moore] fell on my shoulder and it popped out of the joint. You didn't see me go off the court and get it looked at. But it was very, very real and very, very painful." (oh cry about it some more you pussy)

Odds of Winning: half a heart


And there it is, every word. How good a girl am I, lol?
I am wondering exactly what world Chance was living in during taping. When did he ever "slap Boston in the mouth" and is he forgetting about the first night when he had a huge fight with Sister Patterson (he said "...I stayed out of the woman's way until she liked me a little bit.") Uh, when did she ever start liking him at all?!

(let me take you back)
Trends, a contestant on 'I love New York' had a contest on his MySpace a while back to reward a lady of his choosing with a date.
Regardless of your opinions on that scenario, many women responded (I gather) and we have a winner.

Her name is Katie Norris and she won because, "she knew all the lyrics to most of my songs and recited them on her submission tape. I also like her music..."

You can "like her music" too if you go to her music page.

She has beautiful eyes but I'd have used eye-shadow to make them more distinct.
What?
What!
Is that gay? (whateva)
Here's a picture of Trends I like for some reason*

*some reason = kissing the breasts of a woman with another girl looking on

Poor Quanda (influenza) has been working the phones and email overtime to grab interviews with the contestants so don't be surprised if she drops at least four on you back to back.
To back, to back.

It's just a rumor but I heard she's actually switched allegiance from Whiteboy to Real; although giving up her stiletto heels might be a bit too much for her.

Until our interviews are approved (yes, at times we do seek the official stamp) here is a link to an interview of 12Pack by our friends at Dr. Hottie magazine.
The questions and answers are similar to our interview with the New Jersey legend but there are least two pieces of "new information" that makes it worth your while.
Laterz.

Picture courtesy: The Celebreality blog

Ever wondered if your opinion of the contestants of I Love New York is shared or disputed by others?
Well these are some comments I borrowed from a popular celebrity gossip messageboard, on Tango (I Love New York)

Call me crazy all u want but y'all, there is something about this man that is sexy to me.....I know he doesn't have the best, fit body (in fact, if he tones-up he has potential) but am I the only one that thinks he is sexy? - Anonymous

In a suit he's the bomb - OmariszbooMillz

Tango is okay, I got my eyes on Real though - Aangeldelfuego

He's a bitch - CCU2009

He's got too many dents in his face - Pink Heart

I like the way he dresses and not to mention, he gets to me when he has that tilt to the side, mmmm - Anonymous

Girl, I'm so in love with that man!!!!! He is not in bad shape. He is built like a linebacker. He's got swagger, sweetness, and will protect you in a minute. He likes to make money (his ex said he loves his job too much - but he said he has fixed that) Plus he is so thoughtful and a gentlemen and respects a woman.

Last night, I would have slapped the h.e.ll out of New York if she had knocked my hat off MY head like she did him. But he held it all in. A sign of a true man in control!

The funniest thing about Tango is that whenever he gets to arguing with somebody, he gets into this stance like he rappin'!!! Too funny! - ArtsyGirl

Ain't he fine?
Whew, when he had that towel wrapped around him, I was wishing it would fall - Jaima

Tango was always my favorite since day one. That man is all sorts of fine. And I don't mean just physically - Niquey05*

I saw that man in that towel and that bald head (and) I almost creamed!! Like New York said, he is muscular so I don't know where they're getting that he is out of shape. He's got guns for days!
And that sexy smile and the way he blushes!!!! Wooo lawd.

I also like the way he dresses - so off the wall...like he picked his clothes out to impress someone he likes, but it doesn't look quite right, BUT HE TRIED! I LOVED THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! All he wants to do is make New York happy. He can calm her ass down a little bit - Artsy Girl

We've found Pootie; and the question now is "why?"
I don't have anything else to add because the pictures speak not a thousand words but two...'lawd hammercy'.

I present to you Pootie from I love New York

I Love New York Pootie MySpace (his theme song is "This is why I'm hot)

All the credit for this discovery goes to: I love New York Fans site (add them to your friends list)

Shawn...
(makes the sign of the cross)

Shawn, brought to our attention, the most recent blog of Adrianne Curry (The Surreal Life, My Fair Brady) describing a party she attended. Among the guests were the stars of I Love New York and Flavor of Love 2.

Here is an extract from the article..

Last night the production company that produces our show had a company party. Everyone that has worked on our show was there. There were also people from the shows they had worked on besides ours. Andrea from the fame games was there. The Flavor of Love girls were too. Buckeey, Saaphyri, Bootz, Buckwild, and Somethin...as far as I remember. Chance, Real, and Mr. Boston were also running around (from I love NY). It was f*cking surreal. The night was a haze of cigars, cigarettes, skunk, and booze. We almost didn't go, but I am happy we did. It's nice to get to know all the peeps that film our every move. It's also nice to hang out with the ones we already have a friendship with. I got to hang out with the 3 VH1 heads that I had pitched 'My Fair Brady' to on the 'Surreal Life'.

It was sooo weird running into all these people. On tv, they are almost like cartoon characters. (Is that how I am to you??) The Flavor of Love girls reminded me of a bunch of people I went to high-school with. Bootz I believe, passed out. I don't think it was because she was drunk..it was hot as hell in that bar. It was truly a mad house! I was happy that all the girls were so nice. I couldn't stop laughing everytime I saw Mr. Boston. I didn't properly introduce myself because I didn't want to shake his hand. All that dude did on tv was pick his nose. ; )

Anyway, I had a really good time hanging out with my producers...and doing shots with Buckwild and Andrea. I don't judge anyone from what I see on tv. They were all very sweet and lovely.

Read all of it.

Credit: Tipsy, Shawn

THE PARTY BOYS

I would love to allow this video clip to speak for itself. And I imagine many of you would love that idea too. The problem is that this is an editorial. Editorials are about opinions. I just happen to be the writer. ( I know, I make some of you mad.)

We view the 3some (Trendz, 12 Pack and Heat) looking as handsome as usual @ Club Providence in New York. Trendz bestows some of his rapping skills on us. He is sporting his typical head wrap. And his smooth, beautiful, dark brown complexion is as inviting as ever. *winks @ Groovy 12 Pack proves he's not gay by kissing several women. He use to allegely dance in a gay club(s) too. So what does that prove? He is willing to do interesting things for money. Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, I truly care less. The cabana boy is eye candy. *winks @ Groovy again I thank him for repping metrosexuality to the fullest. Now, for a subject that perplexes me. Heat is a good looking guy. He may be a very talented actor. I am not feeling his persona. Heat invokes thoughts of drunk imitation crab. Yeah, it looks good and tastes alright. But something is just a little off. The intoxicated party boy vibe is also getting old. The one time I had positive thoughts of him was when Posh interviewed him. Either he allowed her to experience the real Heat or she knew how to make him shine. I am thinking both.

Well, I have other things to ponder. However, we at the 'I Love New York/ Flavor of Love' Blogspot would like you to notice; Heat with his dry gin. 12 Pack swapping germs with different females. Heat saying, " Hallelujah, holla back." ( Why Jon Brown why?) And someone's voice off camera stating that one of the women 12 Pack kisses ...' that girl got four STDs'. Why kiss her then? I am just old, miserable, lonely, ugly, unintelligent ...so don't mind me. Off to poison & dillute minds and f@#k myself because I know nothing about 'Connect'.

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I haven't see it yet so for all I know I could be posting video of a doctor performing a vasectomy (shivers)
The videos were uploaded by Papivilla who's from Germany so to Papivilla I say ja ich versuche, which is the only German I know.
At least I think it's German...if it's Dutch; then that one-night stand lied to me (which means I should probably go see another type of doctor)

New York and the I Love New York guys on The Tyra Banks Show pt1

New York and the I Love New York guys on The Tyra Banks Show pt2

New York and the I Love New York guys on The Tyra Banks Show pt3

I heard New York looked the best she ever has...let's see shall we; I am about to watch the videos myself

Rico Right On Time!

I requested a phone interview with Rico. And to my surprise I received a swift pleasant reply, agreeing to grant the 'Flavor of Love' Blogspot an interview. He invited me to give him a call to talk. So, never being able to pass up a chance to talk to a sexy man. I dialed quickly. Ring...ring... and then I hear a smooth clear voice with a Spanish accent. He was really friendly and chatty. In hindsight, this phone call was his way of feeling me out and making sure I was the real deal ( and not some bunny boiling loon). We scheduled our interview for the next day and said our goodbyes.

Next day, I called.....no answer. I leave a voice message trying to sound like a phone sex operator. (Please no Sandro...don't shake me!) I hang up disappointed. A few seconds later my phone rings.

Hello

Hi, is this Quanda?

Yes, this is she.

It's Rico. I am sorry I didn't answer the phone. I was downstairs eating

breakfast. ( He likes to eat... hmmmm Papi...I am sorry folks my mind remains in the gutter!)

What did you have for breakfast?

Toast, bacon, eggs... I eat pig. ( Me too!)

So do you eat a lot? ( Yes, people my mind is still in the gutter!)

Yes, I eat a lot. You know I work out nearly everyday.

I am surprised that you eat a lot. You are in such great shape, very slim. What's your favorite thing to do in the gym? I mean you like weightlifting or cardio more?

Oh I don't do cardio. That's why in episode 5, ....well I am sorry it hasn't aired yet so I can't explain. ( Damn VH-1 and those f@#$ing contracts! And while I am b@#$%ing Lisa Lopez can you pick up your phone or call me back!)

You don't do cardio, wth?

No ma'am. I don't like cardio. My metabolism is so fast that if I do cardio....I'll lose too much weight. I shrink down to nothing. I stick to the weightlifting. I want to keep a nice muscle mass.

( Fast metabolism...smh...if he was a woman, I probably would've hung up.)

So were you born and raised in Florida?

No, I was born and raised in Cuba. I was actually born in Havana.

Are you Americanized? ( Should the A be lower case or upper case?)

I wouldn't say that. Don't get me wrong, I love this country. I am grateful to be here. My family came here in 1999. I have my green card and everything. I am very happy to be here. I just grew up in Cuba and it's a big part of who I am. When we first came here we lived in Portland, Oregon. It was awesome. My mother was diagnosed with cancer. And she wasn't doing well with the cold weather. So we moved to Florida for her health. It's important that she is comfortable. My family has been dealing with a lot of health issues. Not too long ago my father had a heart attack.

I am sorry to hear that. He is okay?

Yes, he is doing better. And then to top it off I had a motorcycle accident.

Are you okay?

Yes, I am okay. I just have a few scares. I am not 100% yet. I am getting there.

Wow, your family has been through a lot!

Yes. We're a close knit family, very close. It's part of our Cuban culture, no matter what family first always.

How is your mother doing?

She doing good. She's taking her medication. And I do everything in my power to make her comfortable and happy. You know I appreciate her so much. I try to spend as much time as I can with her. I may have two months with her or two years. I just want to be there for my family. I live with my parents. And a lot of people look down on it. I really give a shit what they think. And they can kiss my ass. I am going to do what is right. Why should I get my own apartment and pay anywhere from $700 to a $1000 for rent? When I can stay with my family and help them out. It doesn't make sense to me. ( I totally agree.)

I've seen some of your photos...very niiiice. I think you would make one hell of a model, maybe even an actor. Do you have any career aspirations in either or both of those fields?

I am so glad you asked that question. It's a dream of mine to appear in GQ magazine. That is a definite goal. I would definitely also be interested in doing catalog work. I don't have an agent or agency yet. I am looking into it. I am very professional. I am not stubborn. I know how to follow directions. And I learn fast. I am punctual and very driven. I am a hard worker. Another opportunity I would love.... to have my own show. I would love a dating show or to VJ on a Spanish station or MTV DOS. I guarantee there would be a large audience. ( No se mucho espanol.....I don't have to understand to enjoy eye-candy.) You know what amazes me? There are a lot of dudes who are hooked on novelas. I am just not understanding it.

I don't either. But if you were in one, I'd watch. How are you dealing with phenomon of reality television stardom?

Well it's weird because in Tampa, I hardly get recognized. I guess they don't watch a lot of television in Tampa, Fl. But when I go other places, it can get crazy sometimes. I am appreciating all of the support and love.

Alright we have to get some ' I Love New York' questions in or my asshole of a boss Steups will bitch and moan. What guys do you think were there for New York?

I was there for her. I didn't care about all that biatch attitude. I wanted to get to know her. I like to take care of myself and look fashionable. She seemed to be more interested in the thug type.

Weren't you the first (hoping only....if Whiteboy did...I am going to set myself on fire!) guy to see her naked?

Yes, I am glad you caught that. I was headed to the hot tub to relax and she decided to join me. I think she was feeling me. So I go up to help her change. I was shocked when she took off her clothes. She was butt naked. I kept it gentlemanly. (Steups could learn a whole hell of a lot from you!) I was the first one to make out with her too. But you never get to see it. They cut out a lot of stuff with us and it concerned me. ( Editing is a BIATCH!)

You seemed very laid back on the show, maybe that's why.

In my everyday life, I am a lot more outgoing. I try to be a genuine person.

I don't want too but I have to ask about the snitching. Onix.....how could you?

I am going to be honest here. It was off the wall. I had been drinking and got twisted. They edited it out but I did try to approach Onix. It was not a vicious act. But someones got to go and I didn't want it to be me.

In a previous interview, I told Mr. Boston that we discovered before the show aired that one of the contestants allegely has a girlfriend.

Token wasn't it? He had a girlfriend and he called her from the house. You know what irritates me about that guy. He is constantly trying to watch us and snitch on us but he is the one who has a girlfriend at home. He is like that Red Oyster chick from 'Flavor of Love' season one.

OMG....Rico I've been saying that since the first show. Thank you for my confirmation!

Who else was there for New York?

Tango was there for her. He seemed to be what she was looking for...he has the edge and the look. Tango was for real. ( I am such a hater at times....no comment.) Romance was there for her. He is undercover gay.

While we are on the subject...you posted some bulletins that some view as homophobic. What were those bulletins about?

Look I don't care who you choose to sleep with or if you are born gay. I don't have an issue with someone else's lifestyle. I just got tired of the vulgar and inappropriate messages. You tell some of the same people over and over and over again that you are straight. I get a lot of messages and I really want to reply and show everyone respect. But certain people weren't respecting me. I am not saying all of the homosexuals were not respecting me. But there were some and they were really disrespectful with some of the messages. So I posted a bulletin and yes it was blunt. I am not gay. I do like pu@sy. I like women. Just because I like to be fashionable and I take care of myself doesn't make me gay. It wasn't meant to offend anyone. I just got fed up.

Who did you get along with in the house?

Tango, Whiteboy, Chance, T-Bone, Onix and Real.....you know what Real was there for her too. But man, that 'looking for your romeo' line I was like you aren't going to get no women with that crap. That line was crazy out there, approach a lady more calm and settled. Hold on that's T-Bone calling. He clicks over and returns... T-Bone and I are suppose to hang out. You know it's Super Bowl weekend approaching. There is going to be so much going on out here. I am going to the P. Diddy party.

Sounds like a lot of fun. You have to tell me about the dog house challenge. That shit was funny, what happened baby? ( We both laugh.)

I fix people bodies. I am not no carpenter or construction worker. I don't know nothing about that sort of stuff. Then you make me the foreman, man it was...I fix bodies man. The ideal was to make a mansion type dog house. I have Boston standing next to me doing nothing and talking about sex rooms and get high rooms. Chance and I are trying to work and Boston is trying to be funny. At one point, I just wanted to give up and say to hell with it. But I didn't want to quit and I wanted a date with her. I'd ask Boston for a nail and he'd pass me a piece of wood. Him and Chance were arguing back and forth. Chance tried to paint the house an ugly purple....man it was my best effort with what I had to work with. It looked like a raft from Cuba.

Rico please stop, you killing me.

Oh by the way, make sure you tell your readers my family did not come on a raft to America. We came by plane, American Airlines ...first class...peanuts...TV and all that stuff. ( I was thinking what a wonderful Lifetime story it would be about Sandro's family making it through the treacherous ocean on a raft, living the American dream and then facing a series of health problems and then their son becoming a star. I am so ashamed of myself!)

Some of the eliminations are brutal. I mean they are ugly. What your thoughts on how New York does things? ( I think she did Romance and T- Weed so very wrong!)

The Trendz, Token, Romance elimination I loved it. She gets props for that. I felt horrible for T-Weed. Heat is crazy cuckoo. But I felt she should've been more respectful concerning Ya Ya. I mean that's his family and you don't know that women's health or anything else. You want your mother to be respected, so respect others' families too.

What do you think about New York's hair weave?

It's good a wig.

A good wig! I think it's a weave.

It's a good ass wig. It held on to her head and didn't come off. It's pretty good. I would like to see her without it, to see what she's working with. I think she said it was some good Indian hair.

You like her hair? I am sorry. It may not be for me to understand but how do you have your own show and your weave is looking like that? I mean can't VH-1 spring for a lace front wig?

You know like the ones Beyonce rocks. Her wigs are tough.

Those are wigs? Man I see what you are talking about...those are nice. Now Tyra her wigs are good. Yeah New York could work something like that. Tyra looks good!

Alright what's your opinion on New York's new figure compared to her body on the show?

I am not going to lie. She has a banging body, no stretch marks at all.

Ummmm....Rico I am asking what do you think of her weight gain and the breast implants compared to her figure on the show?

Well I have only seen a couple of pictures. The implants are way too much. They look like two melons. If she is happy, I am happy for her.

So what did you think when you saw my picture?

Damn girl....nice....hold on let me look at it again. Those are DDs, right?

Yes they are.

Very nice, those are real too.

Yes.

I prefer real ones.

( Me too....cost effective.)

Well Rico, I really appreciate your time and sharing with the 'Flavor of Love' Blogspot.

You have anything else to say with your sexy self?

I appreciate all of the support. And keep on watching ' I Love New York.'

Only death or not paying the cable bill could keep us from it! *knocks on wood Thank you Rico for everything, bye.

Thank you, bye.

*winks @ T-Weed and Whiteboy

T-Weed your message was the best and big surprise! I truly appreciate it.

Whiteboy....hmmph....hmmph.....hmmph!

You have just shared a Qmoment!

It took him a while, but T-Bone has finally launched his MySpace website.
And when I say launched I mean like only minutes ago. For real.
It's so fresh I heard the bubble wrap snap when I clicked on the link provided by my girl, Dark and Lovely.

Check her out too; because she looks sexier than Oprah Winfrey writing a check.
Catch y'all later because you lot know I don't sleep. I am a vampire.
Mwhahahaha.
(swallows Groovy's blood)

For no reason at all I want to announce that I like George Bush. Deal with it!
Suddenly everyone is either a logistics expert or a foreign policy guru...but I digress.

That said, I had a brief chat with T-Weed. Online, mind you.
I prefer it that way because speaking on the phone to the men of I Love New York seems to render you speechless and or steamed.
I wouldn't want that to happen to me, because any unexpected reaction to a man's voice might make me doubt my heterosexuality and stuff.

So, T-Weed.
This is what he looks like, by the way.

Yeah, I was shocked too.

Anyways, one of the first things he said was "I am definitely not one of the gay dudes..."
Maybe he thought I was gonna ask him out on a date or something. I dunno.

Or maybe he was sending a none too subtle hint that there are more gays than we think in the mansion. I don't have a gaydar or anything but I would definitely not want to be tied up, face down and naked; in a room with "Romance".
So, if anyone else is gay, it will be a surprise to me.

And speaking/writing of surprises, T-Weed then announced he had a "..gift to the world." An announcement that made me think of Randy Richwood for some reason. Hmmmmn.

He said that he is the owner of an 'Internet company' and he has "programmed and designed a video blogging site that is hotter than you-tube will ever be. A black man (me) created this. I Just launched today at 9am (and) its ready to accept videos,music free ad banners and more."
That announcement made me think of Ponlork for some reason. Hmmmmn.

The website is TWeed.tv and it can be found at (drumroll) Tweed.tv
That's a lot of ambition right thurrr.
And he doesn't stop there. The South side of Chicago resident (with additional homes in New York and Los Angeles) is also on Team Ed Hardy and is "one of the owners of Ed Hardy Energy Drink and a partner of Ed Hardy."
That announcement made me think of Red Bull for some reason.

At that point I couldn't take anymore announcements, because it had become painfully clear that he had money and I had none. And that upset me for some reason.
But we agreed to talk again, so we will in a few days...at that time he might be the owner of Amtrak. Which makes me think of heroin for some reason.

Here are a few more pictures of T-Weed for any prospective gold-diggers out there. They may help you to recognize him on the street or something, lol.