Whiteboy smashed Megan
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Media Take Out is claiming Tiffany 'New York' Pollard was taped having sex & then provided a link to the alleged sexcapade. UNPROFESSIONAL! The Q. & Jayne both watched the clip. We assure you it is neither New York of 'I Love New York 2' nor Whiteboy a.k.a. Joshua Gallander. In MTO's defense they never said it was Whiteboy. However, those who wanted to ruffle my feathers mentioned him several times. The MTO reader who sent the the link informed them the video was taken a few months ago. A few to me is 3, if that is the accurate date of the taping of the video it is NOT New York in my opinion. TishiePoo commented & informed me I was wrong for calling MTO liars. I was wrong for not going to check out MTO for their actual story. If I think they lie on occasion or get their facts twisted that's my opinion. This post before I edited it was an untruth. I typed a lie. It was not my intentions but I did none the less. If it can happen to me I imagine it happens to MTO too. I stand by my earlier opinion based on it being taped a few months ago. I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT IS NEW YORK IN THE VIDEO!!! Thanks for your comment TishiePoo. You made me go and look at MTOs actual post. Come on folks, MTO can be more proper than that! *shaking my head
The Q. was going to go a different route with this post. However, DJ Bucky Blends e-mailed me with some lovely photos this morning. Now I know certain individuals like to claim Buck hates me. However, the truth is we are complaisant. Our counterinsurgency is yesteryear. So those who like to spread lies on The Q., keep lying. After all it is what you do best.
Oh yeah Whiteboy visited the 'I Love New York 2' mansion this season. He was part of the interrogation of Mr. Wise during the exes' episode. 51 Minds edited him out of the episode for some trifling @ss reason. Anyhow The Swagger Man himself was there but Jane and I didn't get to see him. Anyhow you remember all of the attractive exes and sisters, don't you?
Where was I? Once upon a time there was a man named George. He was really fine. So fine Babykin wished he was mine... (Freudian slip) wished he was hers. Before Baby knew him he married an island lass named Nancy.
They seemed oh so happy. George wanted to give his woman the finer things in life. So he worked and worked. He worked so much; it put a wrinkle in their love. Their eyes were no longer a twinkle.
Separated and waiting for divorce, George saw an outspoken chocolate maiden. He closed his eyes and visioned a love with her so amazin'.
Just his luck VH1 was taking applications. With only hope, he tried knowing they could be special, not some ole fabrication. VH1 saw something in him or maybe they didn't have a clue. Through thick or thin George was true & blue. 

*thinking of writing something "I'll save it for QGasm." Anyhow, it appears to The Q. that many of The Blogspot's writers are confused. It seems they've come to the conclusion that we too are on a writer's strike. *sighs How UNPROFESSIONAL!!! Where the h*ll is Licious, Irresistible Deliscious & Jane? I truly need Irre to find his fabulousity and pull it back together. Have no fear; I am here to save your Thursday. Or at least I am attempting to save it by giving you a new post about absolutely nothing. Well not nothing, just a lustful moment because Legend reminded me today that The Q.'s lust has been missing from The Blogspot. (This is for you O.F.D.!) *waves to Nasser
Many of you know The Q. is a certified MySpace perve. So tonight I realized my Swagger Man had changed his default MySpace picture. Can I type, "Yummy yum"? *fans self Whiteboy is just too sexy for words. Do y'all think he has love for The Q.? Delusions are running rampant around here... so I can have one or two too. "Yes, Whiteboy remembers who I am & loves me." Now back to reality currently Whiteboy of 'I Love New York' is touring the country with Van Halen & Ky-Mani Marley. (Can a tour bus safely contain all that swagger?) Yep, I typed Whiteboy is swaggering his sexy self through the U.S. on the Van Halen 2007 tour. As Ky-Mani Marley's road manager a man gots to do what a man gots to do. (English majors please leave my poor grammar alone. Thank you in advance.) Does this include boinking groupies?
*looks for butcher knife Ky-Mani Marley was selected to be the opening act for Van Halen. Dreads and Rock 'n' Roll how can the concert go wrong? The tour is selling out across the country in spite of high ticket prices. If you aren't cheap like this old woman, try to catch the concert tour when it comes to a town near you. I've heard it's an awesome show.
The next best thing would be to buy Ky-Mani Marley fire hot CD 'Radio' in stores now. I go to Best Buy to cop my music. The Blogspot wishes Whiteboy, Ky-Mani Marley, Eddie Van Halen, Alex Van Halen, David Lee Roth and Wolfgang Van Halen continued success!
Credit: MySpace
Another perve Qmoment!
OMG! I'm freakin starving to death. And SERIOUSLY, I cannot feel my left pinky and ring finger anymore. I was preparing for my radio interview tomorrow with R&B singer Mike Shorey *Check out The L-Down tomorrow 7pm Pacific/10pm Eastern!* when I was notified thru G-Mail that I had a new message. *I was secretly hoping it was an e-mail from Whiteboy, but shhhh* Surprisingly, it was not an e-mail from Swagga ordering me to handle some sort of urgent business matter *I'm gettin back to work right after this, Swagga. I SWEAR!* It was an e-mail from Ears from I Love New York 2. It also had this pic enclosed.

Am I the onlyiest person who LOVES the "V" shape on the front of a man?? *YUMMY!* I went to perve out Ears page to see what kind of pics and info I could get on him to bring to you, but, alas, there was no info. *Ears, Im lovin your Top Friends list but HOW can a sista get up there? I need to be the onlyiest chick amongst all you delictable fellas!* I KNOW SOMEONE WHO PROBABLY KNOWS EVERYTHING!! *Hint, Hint!*
Q?? What do you know about Sexy Ears?? Give up the goods, Heffa!
For those who don't already know this fun fact, I have 2 pitbulls. They are still considered
puppies because they're only 6 months old. Anywho, I'd like to introduce the world to Whiteboy *Yes, that's his real name!* and Bella!!! You will hear me refer to them during my spats of writing. I have to go now because Whiteboy has Bella in a headlock with his paws wrapped around her waist and he's humping her head. Not a good look. Until next time... Don't be a swagger jacker! Get a Swagg of your own, Snitches!
*You've just experienced an Ear-ful of Liciousness*
I am laughing as I am typing because I have watched this video over and over. I've downloaded it to my computer to view over and over.
It's video of Chance and Whiteboy in Miami at the "I Know I Can Young Womans Summit 2007"
The former stars of 'I love New York' were guests of host of the event Supa Cindy, I assume. It's nice they took time out of their busy schedules for the kids.
Obviously the kids appreciated their being there...well actually they seem more appreciative of one of the stars being there.....(lmwbhao)
Have a look at the video....
The Results are In....
Child Protective Services are really going to come
and take my babies. First and foremost ...they both walk around the house saying, " Flaaavaaah Flaaaaaaaaaav...." Second, they recognize Whiteboy, Onix and Heat on sight. And my son says, " Daddy no like Whiteboy. You belong to Daddy mommy. You are mine and Daddy's, no Whiteboy." Thirdly ...they are rapping, "I got grapes. I got purple. I got grapes." Of course this is after they've raided the fridge for grapes. But I don't think the actual song is talking about grapes as in fruit. On that note: Is marijuana a vegetable? Just wondering...
Not that I need a reason to write about Whiteboy. But it is time to announce the results of the Mr. F.I.N.E. contest.
There were three categories:
Screwable ~ strictly think of the physical
Congeniality ~ focus on the personality
Believable ~ was he real
You all really blew me away with your voting. A few of you *coughs Gabrielle *coughs MexiricanMama *coughs Dana *coughs Electra *coughs ...chokes Jane ...some of you were voting at stalkerish proportions.
WARNING: Whiteboy and Onix do not under any circumstances give any of the mentioned women your addresses or numbers.
All potential restraining orders aside The Mr. F.I.N.E. 2007 contest was a race between two hot, fine, intelligent men. You guessed it ...Onix and Whiteboy fans were battling it out for their dream men.
Before I tell you the results ....Tango and Real fans tried to rep for their fantasy men but they started a bit late. Tango came in third for Screwable. Real came in fourth and he edged out Tango for third in the Congeniality category. Others who received a nice number of votes were Heat, 12 Pack *coughs (Ivory), Wood, Pootie, Token , T-Bone and Bones.
Drum roll please....!
The winner of Screwable was Onix. The ladies and a few men are definitely feeling this brother's look.
The winner of Congeniality was Whiteboy. Onix was a close second. The women of the Blogspot were so feeling his southern swagger and personality.
The winner of Believable was Whiteboy again! Yes we don't care what others say about how 'It ain't real' ....we believe and that's all that matters.
So not only did my 'Swagger Man' win the ' I Love New York' Mangeant ...he won the Mr. F.I.N.E. 2007 contest. If that isn't hotness... I don't know what is. I'll be messaging the winner and notifying him of his prize.
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I introduced myself to him and asked if I could take his picture. "Oh yeah, let me get my glasses..."
He made sure to check the picture on my digital camera before giving it the final OK. I found his mild vanity endearing.
Head of Whiteboy Lover's Fan Page Spots Her Swagger Man
Quanda is speechless. Lareigna is trying to steal my 'Swagger Man'! And I am not having it *looks for blade Quanda talks to self, " Simmer down old gal... simmer down." OOOHHHH WEEEEEE, my baby was looking good in L.A. and good in Tampa, Florida.
I can't believe that my womaness. My f@cking pride didn't allow me to meet the lust of my life. Somebody, anybody just shoot me now. Really if you are out of bullets, just stab me multiple times. I was so VERY CLOSE to him. And my thought process and my pride wouldn't let me make a move. On top of a bunch of nosey, gossiping young men patroling the 1st and 2nd floors.
Okay, I am over it. If I am meant to meet him, it'll happen. If not, well Whiteboy is finer than an eye of a needle. *fans self
This is Lareigna's account of her Whiteboy sighting:
Hot Import Nights
Night Shift
Tampa Florida
4/14/07
I have something for all you Whiteboy lovers out there!!!I was dragged to the car show last night @ the Tropicana Stadium, and needless to say the only reason I was allowed to be dragged was becasue Pitbull was going to show up. And I love Pitbull. Not as much as Whiteboy. But even more now that I know that they are friends.
We waited an hour for Pitbull to come out but when he said "I got my dog Whiteboy and Chance out here right now!"" I damn near had a fucking heart attack. All I had was my digital camera that had a video function but the zoom sucks. I was cursing myself for leaving our real camera at home.
I took the video anyway.
We were actually much closer than the camera shows and I had clear views of the beautiful men on stage. Whiteboy looked so scrumptious in his long white t-shirt and shades. Even sexier sipping from that red plastic cup of his. He and Chance stayed on stage for most of Pitbull's performance.
There was one part of the show where Pitbull needed a "Gatorade" break. Pitbull then proceeded to chug vodka to the chanting of "dale que tu puede!" Let me tell you something, Pitbull is a damn champion drinker. I don't know why, but that shit was sexy.
Next Pitbull challenged Whiteboy to take a "Gatorade" break. And he started chugging too. But he didn't last nearly as long as Pitbull. Poor baby. ( I'll comfort him if he needs comforting) I don't like alkies anyways.I'll have two videos up soon of the concert.Video of "Gatorade" chugging.
Why the hell haven't any of you shot or stabbed me yet.? Didn't I ask you a minute ago to put me out of misery? Huh? ...What's that? ....The ' I Love New York' Reunion Show airs tonight Sunday, April 15th on VH-1 @ 9pm. And then the loooooooooonng awaited premiere of 'Charm School' comes on right after. Thank you so much for not listening to my deranged lustful old @ss. *waves @ Saaphyri
Here's the video so Shauntay can see Chance.
No need for me to ad my piece because the Tan-man said it all...
So, what's the final verdict on Chance? Is he real or fake?
He is as fake as they come. I've never met any thugs that lived on horse ranches. I was a little thrown by that. I don't know how exactly where the thugging begins on a horse ranch. He was misrepresenting what he was. He used the word "thug," but really he was just throwing tantrums. I mean, he'd get pissed at something and he'd go bonkers. That's totally different from being a thug, you know? There's no place for thugs on reality television, in my opinion, so I mean the final verdict from me is, he should have taken the money. His brother got the wrong name as well. Real's as fake as they come. And Whiteboy is as fake as they come. They were the fakest guys on the show.
It's So Hard to Say Goodbye
Meale slaps Quanda. " Q. get it together did you want him to be with her?"
" NO... but I miss him." sobbing uncontrollably Q. replies.
" Get it together and post the Podcast Video. The world doesn't revolve around you and your Whiteboy fanaticism."
" It doesn't?"
" No fool it doesn't!"
Credit: Meale
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Near the end of Episode 8 of I love New York, Sister Patterson confronts Chance about abusing Tiffany at the dinner date they shared with Whiteboy. He denies it of course and nothing comes of it.
On Episode 9 during the dinner with Tango's mom, New York admits Chance has shouted at her, and Sister Patterson responds in a manner that suggests she's (Sister P) hearing her say it for the first time.
Well, that's enough for me to conclude Whiteboy told Sister Patterson. He's a snitch!
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Another Racist Moment ...
While I was out searching for a few of missing Knuts of the Round Table (blog) whom I shall not name ( 3pm, Lareigna & MaiTye). I stumbled upon an interesting V-spot clip. As always the VH-1 Gods have been merciful and given us a glimpse of neighborly love at its' finest. 
'Neighbors Suck' begins with Chance relaxing poolside informing us, " You've tuned into the right place." Within a second or two we are back at 'I Love New York' Episode 8. We see Chance and Whiteboy sitting at the dinner table. New York is no where in sight. There is no food on the plates ( I am thinking they are either waiting on New York or she went to freshen up after Chance rubbed off her lipstick.) Whiteboy is looking scrum dee dah dee. He tells his boy Chance, " Don't never think you gonna be able to do what you did to Boston to me. That's for sure. I heard you say.... bloody my nose"
" I heard you say like you bout to run up to me dawg. Yah know what I'm sayin' .... just because you did my brother and all ....don't run up ...think you gonna do me"
" Listen to me ...tho, you can never do me like how you did you Boston, tho ...understand that."
"...Don't think I talk shit... don't think I don't have a hella of punch impacting for the next man run up..."
" Let you hit me!"
" Dawg let me hit you man. It'll be the worst thing dawg. Ima goin' to crack your ass... and bust your eyes"
" I am gonna laugh at you. I'm gonna laugh at you."
A voice somewhere in Palm Springs (sounding like one of those serial killers in thriller movies who sends eery audio tapes to the investigating detectives) states, " Shut your f@#king mouths over there. I am tired of listening to it!"
" Aaaaaaaaaaaa... shut up" ~Chance
" I'll tell you what. Give me five minutes and I am gonna call the police."
" You got your 5 minutes, d@mn." ~Chance
" Yeah I got your five minutes. Cause you are renting a house that isn't supposed to be used for that purpose. Either shut your f@#king mouths and stop using that language or I'm calling the ..."
" Man shut up!" ~ Whiteboy 
Off camera you here a calm professional voice say, " Whiteboy I got it..." ~ Production Staff
" Shut your @ss up!" ~ Whiteboy
" Ay they got us in the wrong spot bro." ~ Chance
"We'll keep it down." ~ Production Staff
" I 've listened to this for like an hour now."
" We' ll keep it down sir, sorry about that." ~ Production Staff
" I ain't got to be back here ..." ~ Chance
" ...that n@#%a drunk ...shut up. " ~ Whiteboy
" And your actor's got a f@#king mouth on him and they're still saying s@#t!"
" Man ... I sw..." ~ Chance
" Five minutes or I am gonna call the police!"
" Call them!" ~ Chance
" You know what I will right now!"
" Guys, guys... we don't need this" ~ Production Staff
" Well who is that?" ~ Whiteboy
" Your neighbor who's just listened to this for an hour! Wow! You don't f@#k white men around here!"
" Damn you a racist punk @ss fool." ~ Whiteboy
" Who said that?" ~ Production Staff
" Who said that? I listened to the woman and the man talk about it!"
" Hey who is that talking like that tho?" ~Whiteboy
" I live in the house behind you."
" Man tell him to shut up man. He gettin' me pissed off." ~ Whiteboy
" I am telling you. Shut them up!"
" Man you shut up!" ~ Whiteboy
" We are going to get thrown out of here." ~ Production Staff
" I' ve listened to this for more than an hour!"
" He still talkin' s@#t." ~ Whiteboy 
" I understand that, but not the language that been goin on for f@#king hours! I listened to the white... The black lady talk about how you don't like f@#king white men."
" Man I am a white boy! What the f@#k are you talkin' bout?!" ~ Whiteboy
" Man we love ...white people over here!" ~ Chance
" That's a racist son of a b@#ch." ~ Whiteboy
" ...Man my best buddy is a white guy." ~ Chance
The ' Neighbors Suck' clip was very interesting indeed. Was it a racist moment? ...NO! It was an irritated neighbor blowing a fuse. He definitely could've handled himself better. I found it hypocritical that the one complaining about foul language ...constantly used it. I also found it a b@#ch move to threaten to call the police. Do what you have to for your peace and quiet ...don't yell about it. Just do that sh#t and be done with it. The most interesting part of this was that the neighbor exposed an apparent conversation that he overheard earlier that evening. Apparently he believed a black woman had been discussing ' how she's doesn't get busy with white men.' I am wondering who this black woman was ...New York maybe? Or maybe it was Sister Patterson? Sister Patterson is saved ...correct? I doubt it was Sister Patterson being a Christian an all. We may never know but aren't you a little curious?
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We Want Episode 7
*imagining Steups, Electra, Dana, Shawn,Revenge, Ivory, TxShawty,Lareigna, Ponlork, Jane, Hutche, Sanyo, Jorundi, Bhatt, Meale, Cael, Zealous, L Style, Mai Tye, The Original Mr. New York, Sassy, Lady Ty, 3pm, Half n Half, Blacknuts and various anons sitting @ a round table that would make King Arthur proud.
"We want episode 7 ... we want episode 7 ... we want episode 7!"
The power of King Steups' Knuts of the Round Table (blog) is undeniably. The powers that be must listen to the people's voice. Enough already ...we need Episode 7 and we need it at 9pm this Monday or else. And it better be on our favorite station VH-1. ( Does anyone understand how hard it is to type in a rusty suit of armor?)
"Where is my nemesis Steups? ... Oh there you are! Come hither and oil me! SHHHHHH ...do not speak or risk losing your wicked tongue and fingers."
What is thou before my innocent eyes? Does thy sight begin to fail these withered wrinkle eyes? No, it has been sent by the VH-1 Gods ...it is a Vspot, sneak peek @ 'Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?'
The sneak peak begins ...12 Pack is guess what? You guessed it ...
pumping iron. Real with his beautiful cornrows is spotting him. (Real is looking very good to me.) Switch to the Manfessional and 12 Pack tells us how he wakes up this morning and there is only five men left. He seems relieved and happy to be one of the 5. Back to the garden gym, 12 Pack says his confidence grows with each passing day. Real agrees. 12 also tells his workout partner that New York told him he was the best looking person in the house. And that as long as he doesn't do anything stupid ...he should be alright.
Next there is a hooded Tango on his bed. Switch to the Manfessional and he shares that he has delivered New York a note with rose on a silver platter. ( This is a very smooth move.) He is in it to win it folks. New York retrieves her love note in a purple satin robe. After reading the note & smelling the rose, the H.B.I.C. appears to be very moved by his gesture.
Downstairs Chamo in working silver leather pants (tight of course), black tight muscle tee and a gray fedora. He tells our magic 5 that everyone needs to gather in the great room. Manfessional moment with Whiteboy who states he has no idea what's about to happen. ( Shut up Steups!) New York strolls down the staircase in a cute white shirt and jeans. New York tells the fellas that she wants to get to know them better and guests are coming. Tango and Real both state they don't know whats going on either. One feels the anxiety in the air. Chamo switches to the front doors and in comes Malay a cutie pie and Chance's ex. Chance says he needs to go to the bathroom. Real laughs. Whiteboy and 12 Pack seem very, very nervous. New York is excited to see the men squirm. Sunny an attractive chocolate sister with a big smile comes through the doors next. She is Tango's ex and he gets a big hug. To the confessional we see New York dissing Tango's ex. New York states that Sunny is a disgrace. ( And you are ...?) Whiteboy is really
nervous in the great room. To his relief in walks his sister Melissa. ( Now I know why the sister question during our interview was a rough spot. LOL...I had stumbled onto something.) Real thinks Melissa is hot! New York is none too happy about the ex 'no show'. ( Maybe none of them were interested in appearing on 'I Love New York'.) In walks a model type ( beautiful young woman), her name is Sienna and Real is her ex. The gorgeous children those two would make. There seems to be some mutual attraction remaining between these two. Last Jamie comes through the doors. She is a cute blond and 12 Pack's ex. You feel darkness in the room when she stands next to her ex. New York informs them that she wants to see a hug. Jamie gives him a hug that appears to be a head lock attempt. Poor, poor 12 Pack ...it ain't looking good for him. In the Manfessional 12 Pack tells us he is expecting the worse. ( I am going to like this Jamie I think.)
New York informs the men that the ladies are NOT there to hang out with them. Sister Patterson let's them know that she will be deciding who will be dating her baby girl. And that she shall be digging up all their dirt. (Isn't she the type of mother-in-law men dream of? LMAO) All the women and Chamo ( who waves goodbye vigorously) exit the mansion to take a ride in the Hummer limousine. Jamie announces she believes someone is gay. And we get a glimpse of a Tango/ New York tiff and he gets mooned ( think 'Flavor of Love' season 2 finale).
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After hours of hard negotiation we just may have that interview with 12Pack.
Ivory contacted me a few minutes ago and between and betwixt her swooning and blushing I think I heard her say the interview is on...
(just to clarify, the swooning and blushing isn't for me)
Anyways, the Oscar Pre-show is on and I should get to that...but before I leave I want to announce I am no longer disgusted by Whiteboy. I can't hate on a chap who's fathered a child as cute as this little girl.
If it's not his child I retain the right to dislike him again.
Finally, here's video of Flavor Flav in Trinidad performing with Kess and the Band
The St. Petersburg Times focused on Tampa Bay resident, Tango; in a recent article.
Tango, real name Patrick Hunter, speaks on his new celebrity and how difficult it is for him to purchase Kentucky Fried Chicken..."I can't even go to Kentucky Fried Chicken . . . when I walked in there, people behind the register dropped the chicken. Wherever I go, I have to sign autographs and take pictures with people before I can even eat."
The Tan-man believes 'I Love New York' is more than a dating show..."This was not a dating show to me - there was no Chuck Woolery hanging around - this was freaking Survivor, I think a vast majority of the guys on the show are there for career enhancement . . . but I didn't see how this show was going to help my street 'cred'. I just think Flav slipped up . . . and I go after the most challenging females out there."
Read the article here.
Maybe the Whiteboy fans prefer to not read the article (I'm not sure they can read anyway). Here are pictures of Whiteboy and Chance to appease you:



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