It's Saturday. The sun is not shining. Soot is on the sidewalk. Allergies are kicking my @ss. All things considered. I'm in a good mood. It hit me today that quite a few 'reality celebs' have aspirations to be professional models. I guess it's the 'pretty syndrome'. "I am pretty therefore I can model." I don't have have this syndrome. (I have more wrinkles than a Shar-Pei pup & more cellulite than The Biggest Loser.) *sighs It's tough not being one of the 'Beautiful People'.

Chris Abrego & Mark Cronin should bite Tyra Banks and create 'Reality Television's Next Top Model'. Until then, all you invidious (& non invidious) folks enjoy a glimpse of the 'I'm too sexy crew'.

Rico a.k.a. Sandro of 'I Love New York' season one....

Smiley a.k.a. Leilene of 'Flavor of Love' season one & 'Charm School'.....

Pootie a.k.a. LaMonty of 'I Love New York' season one....

Am I the only one who misses Pootie? *wondering Later today The ELLE Word will have 'Our Favorites Show'. Hosts & callers will the discuss their favorite mansion mates of 'I Love New York 2'. Join the Chat Box now or @ 6pm Pacific Time/9pm Eastern Time.

An ANTM Qmoment!

I messed up on the Recap of I Love New York Episode 9.
I all but said Payshintz set the precedent of 'receiving a clock/chain and giving it back'...but 'twas actually Buckwild.

Becky Buckwild is the only, THE ONLY contestant to have received a chain/clock and returned it. Apologies to Becky (wink)

Seems a bit of a waste to create an entire article for an error so why not look at pictures.
If I remember correctly these are from the All-Star break, but don't hold me to that.

I don't know if Smiley and New York will return for a second season; indeed I do not know if there will be a second season of VH-1's reality television show 'Flavor of Love.'What I do know however is 'Flavor of Love' was a huge hit as far as cable-television goes and especially so in the coveted 18-34 demographic.
According to MediaLife Magazine, Flavor of Love was, and consistently so, the top rated reality television show for all of cable television.

The article dotes on that Ashley Parker Angel series on MTV but the information recognizing Flava Flav as a reality television star is there for all to see. Incidentally, the Ashley show, 'There and Back' isn't half-bad. The guy comes across as a really sincere kid with a really insincere nag for a wife, but that's another blog. Hopefully it works out for him and his yet to be released album is a smash hit.

Anyway, back to the rumor-mongering that says Flavor of Love will have a season 2. A reader posted a website in the comment box which looks as genuine as Pamela Anderson's breasts, but you never know. Go look for yourself and judge it to be authentic or not.

Just found the updated Nielsen ratings and Flav Flav is a Nielsen's goldmine. Flavor of Love was second only to the Sopranos with a 5.9 share. Even Zack and Cody were bested and I so totally watch that show. The mother is sexy.
Nielsen Ratings for March 6-12 from USA Today

As you may know (or perhaps not) today they tape the Flavor of Love reunion show in Los Angeles. It is free to the public but you busters can't get in because it's by invitation only.
But, I am sure if you are a girl and willing to sleep with Flav Flav he can probably swing you an invite. I wish I was there to see Smiley in person, maybe grab at something I should not.
By the way, it's Pumkin, not Pumpkin; I wouldn't care but as an Internet traffic whore I depend on search-engines to get me readers and if they are searching for the wrong name then......never mind, you don't care do you?

The cast of the show is fielding questions from the studio audience.
According to VH-1, 'You'll get an opportunity to ask questions of your favorite cast members, hear them revisit good times and bad, and even to be among the first to find out how things went for the girls after their time was up'

My first question would have been 'has anyone who kissed Flav Flav got a man since?'
CNN and Fox News have nothing on me with brilliantly insightful questions like that...

Remember Cherry from the show? Well her pictures aren't that bad, in fact she looks quite fetching, if you know what I mean.
Here are a few of them, but she should work on her comedy routine. Her my spaces blog said she is 99 years old. Is that supposed to be funny?


Her real name is Mieko, which is original, and not bad...for a parakeet!
And she has an aka too -that's also known as for those of you who've never been incarcerated- it's Miss Gabby Chic.
Whatever.


Before I end this, do you remember Sweetie?
Maybe I was getting over a bad lunch at TGIF because I cannot imagine what made me forget her. This girl is sexy. I mean SEXY!

Last week I urged some of my readers to download Yahoo! Messenger or MSN Messenger and come chat with me online. At least one person listened to me; Claire from Syracuse not only wasted two hours with me but she sent me her opinion on what's going down on 'Flavor of Love'
I think she is better than me actually...

Oh Hell, 'Flavor of Love is the greatest reality show on television -shame not included. I hope you realize your Smiley fetish is not useful because had she still been there we would not have had Pumkin to piss off my girl New York.

New York threatened to beat her ass and it appears she will do just that in next week's episode. As the show gained enormous popularity Hoopz's website was taken down, and no website of New York's has ever been found, leading to speculation that they are the final two. (Look for next week's episode to see if I am right)

I thought they would be the last pair up to a few days ago, that is, until VH-1 began promoting the next episode as "the most shocking elimination you will ever see."
If Pumkin stays and New York does not receive a clock I will surely cry. If that happens we will no longer savor her funny-ass quote like:

"I am not gonna share my man with another woman; and a big-girl at that"

or her comparison of herself and Goldie before the date with flav in San Diego

"She's a cute girl next to gorgeous. Gorgeous is going to devour cute"

That bitch is so crazy.

She had like a thousand quotes but I don't know if you guys want to read all of them so I only posted two.
One of the quotes I missed when I saw the show, because I never heard New York say Hoopz is an "undercover lesbian"!
Ha!
Anyway, I know you prefer pictures to reading all this stuff so look around for pictures of Hoopz and Smiley and Hottie or look below for pictures of Pumkin including one from her appearance on the MTV show 'Next'.

If you are a regular reader then you are probably aware my favorite delegate from the show was Smiley. But if you are a regular viewer of the show then you are probably here to see pictures of Hoopz.
If that's your aim then look around the blog, there are scores of pictures of Hoops.

First, this is the website or rather webpage of the guy who dumped Smiley and caused her to not receive a clock. You can judge for yourself.
He is from Toronto, Canada but originally from a small town called Meggen in Switzerland. He also says he has lived in the United Kingdom, Jamaica and Trinidad & Tobago.
Well I too have lived in Trinidad and Tobago and they would never let an idiot like that live there.
Go here for pictures of beautiful women in Trinidad and Tobago.
And here are Smiley's pictures I promised you:


I will upload more pictures of the Flavor of Love girls later today or tomorrow, keep reading and supporting the blog. Thanks.

Note: I forgot to post a link to the Caribbean women initially. I have since corrected that. It's just one picture though you have to search the site to find many more pictures of Trinidad and Tobago women. I also removed the provocative picture of Smiley.

Has anyone yet tried the new Yahoo Messenger 7.5; it is sensational. The new Beta is available for download and I urge everyone to give it a go. The telephony feature works brilliantly well and there are new smileys and emoticons. It's just great.

Anyway, you are really here for news on VH-1 Flavor of Love, Smiley, New York and Hoopz in particular.
Well, my sources tell me that Nikki Hoopz and Smiley of VH-1 reality television show 'Flavor of Love will appear at Allan Iverson's Triple Threat NBA All-star Celebrity Party at the Club Opus in Houston, Texas.
Other celebrities, if those two are celebrities at all, slated to appear are Esther Baxter featured in Juelz Santana's 'Oh Yes Video'; and Miss Lyric featured in 50 Cent's 'Candy Shop Video'.

DJ Drama, DJ Don Cannon and DJ sense will play at the party. Admission is $50 General and $100 VIP

Bloggers do a lot for more internet traffic, some choose hot buzz topics as diet drugs or celebrity news and gossip; others go for the legal stuff like class action lawsuits or other legal cause de celebre.
Me, I prefer to waste my life on reality television and especially VH-1's Flavor of Love.

Nikki Hoopz Alexander from the reality show is about as popular as anything else on the internet, but my favorite is Smiley; I would have given her a clock every week until she won, regardless of her two husbands and three kids; but it wasn't my choice.

Anyway, since you are all obsessed with Hoopz here are the sexiest pictures I could find of her, i will post more pictures of her and Smiley later.

Update: sorry to disappoint you readers but I removed the pictures for various reasons I can't and don't want to get into. You can however find those I removed and many more here.

I just read the official 'Flavor of Love' weblog at VH-I and the preview for next week's episode reveals that Flava Flav will take the remaining four women; Pumkin, Goldie, Hoopz and New York in groups of two, to either Palm Springs for a spa retreat or the San Diego Wild Animal Park on safari.

My guess is Pumkin and New York will go to Palm Springs. The catch according to VH-1 is Flava Flav will, on both trips, have just a single suite but two girls. I doubt that will be a problem for New York or Goldie.
Look for Goldie to step up to the plate and become more physical with Flav, we saw that in the preview after last week's episode.

Here are even more provocative pictures of Hoopz, almost naked as you will see
Update: I removed the pictures and added them to the Hoopz picture gallery.

Remember the funny episode where Hottie messed up the fried chicken by 'microwaving' it and stuffing it with vegetables and marshmallows. Well read a funny post on it at talking videos.

Smiley did not receive her clock from Flav Flav last Sunday but I still have hope that she will reappear in the show in a later episode, at least that's what I am hearing on the streets.
As you may know almost all of the show's contestants have a webspace somewhere or the other, with the majority of them on My Space.
Pumkin's website
Hottie's website
Red Oyster's website
Smiley's website

Sunday, just after the show's episode aired, Pumkin posted a blog on her My Space website where she enlightened her readers on the creative editing process on a reality television show. Basically she accused the editors of cutting and pasting put of context, where necessary to effectively create a more provocative storyline.
Here is the full text...

I just wanted to take this time to post a blog about reality televisions editing process. You cannot believe everything you hear . . . Yes, it is true that everything that is coming out of our mouths was actually said. However, they can use what we say in whatever context they choose. It does not necessarily have to be how we meant it. For example, if someone said that they loved Flav at the end of the show, they can take that "I love you" and place it wherever they want to in the shows process. I have never had sex on reality television either. As long as we said yes or no at some point throughout the lie detector test, then they have the audio and can choose to paste it wherever they want to put it. So, thank you for watching the show and just remember you cannot take everything that happens so f***in literally!!!

You cannot really assume much from that, but I chose to assume those words meant she did not win Flav Flav's heart and that's not a surprise because I always believed she was kept on to preserve a particular demographic's interest in the show.

Read the comments as well, particularly that of a bloke named Cory...what's his problem?

Flava Flav the reality television star you all love without a valid reason, produced a cliche' dismissal on the hit show -Flavor of Love- this afternoon. The ex-rapper and hype man booted two contestants from the show!

First to go was the hateful Hottie whose website is just as illiterate as she. Her real name is Schatar Taylor. Go here for Hottie's website.
Hottie was booted out because Flava Flav saw her admit to being a gold-digger type on yet another reality television show 'Blind Date'. I do not make this stuff up.
Unknown to Flav and possibly known only to me is 'Pumkin' has also appeared on a 'Blind Date' episode and MTV's 'Next'. We will see how that works out.
Here is a photo of Hottie showing her wares...


Smiley was also booted out because during her lie detector test with Flav's ex-girlfriend, actress Brigitte Neilsen, she admitted to still being in love with her ex-husband.
What Flava Flav does not know is Smiley is still married, but she was not lying when she said she is divorced because you see Smiley, real name Leleine, was married twice.
She also has three children.
Lordie...I think Flav Flav did the right thing.
Here is a sexy photo of Smiley, who also goes by the name Alexis from her days on WWE's Diva show.

It appears that this blog is not the only blog infatuated with VH-1 celebrity television series 'Flavor of Love.' I don't know why I ever thought it was.
Anyway here is the bio on Smiley from Flava Flav's show Flavor of Love:
Her name is Alexis and she was a former delegate on WWE’s RAW Diva Search but she was the first person eliminated in the competition. It seems that today there is a new industry of reality show contestants. To me that puts her sincerity in doubt.

Not only is she appearing in 'Flavor of Love' and lost on 'Diva Search' but she has appeared in 'Detroit Rock City', 'Playmakers' on ESPN, and 'Fit Beauties Magazine.'
Here is a promotional photo of Alexis Smiley