If it seems like all we do is post pictures; have no fear, I'll get some written content up in the next week or so.

[More pictures of Daisy]

The Q. is depressed. Episode 3 of 'Rock of Love 2' was a kick in the stomach. How do you send Angelique home? I mean the woman had me doubled over in pain as a hot mess mixture of Charro, Ivana Trump & Zsa Zsa Gabor in a stripper package. How come Roxy goes home for having manners? Did Bret Michaels not turn Daisy away telling her it was an inappropriate time? Was Roxy to follow Destiney & Daisy's route after Bret made it clear he was displeased & not having it anymore? *sighs My reality television heart was broken the Sunday before last. Thanks VH1, 51 Minds & Bret! Where the hell was Big John to talk some sense into his boss? On with this introduction of Roxy of 'Rock of Love 2' before this turns into a vent fest.

Roxy is a self proclaimed dork living in Sin City. The 'Rock of Love 2' beauty enjoys hiking, skiing & skydiving. Did this beezy say skydiving?! Oh hell she is 'The Whitest Black Girl'. Do black people skydive? It's a joke folks. *dodges rotten fruit being thrown I am sure some of us do. Roxy equally enjoys shopping, dining and the Vegas night life. She loves the fact; she can party 24 hours straight if she wants to. Roxy chows down on her favorite foods Italian cuisine & sushi. The lovely lady also adulates duck, escargo and frog legs. (Someone tell Kermit to run if he bumps into Roxy!) The Q. has a sneaky suspicion Roxy thought she was auditioning for 'Fear Factor' instead of 'Rock of Love 2'.

The pierced tattoed beezy admits to being messy. Her bedroom & vehicle can easily be mistaken for a pig sty. One of her many talents we didn't get to see on the show is her ability to crack her knuckles. Interesting enough Roxy claims to be annoyingly forgetful. (I thought that only happened to old hags like me.) Those close to her describe her as a loyal risk taker. She craves adventure & excitement. In addition Roxy is refreshingly honest to everyone & most importantly to herself. She shared, "There's no front about me." She openly admits to doing some gnarly stuff. However, she doesn't consider them necessarily wrongs or rights. Every decision or action she makes; she views as a learning experience. On a couple of occasions she's made fun of someone. Roxy doesn't feel great about going down that road.

The 'Rock of Love 2' nonconformist definitely adores her parents. She shares, "My dad is the sweetest person you'd ever want to know. He's accepting of everyone he meets. He works hard & loves his family. I gey my nonconformity from my mom. She's the type of person who lived her life to the fullest. That's such an important way to live." When Roxy mentions her folks; one easily understands her 'Rock of Love 2' endeavor. Her take on Bret, a cool funny guy who happens to be a Pisces like herself. Why not try to win the heart of a rock star? We all know Roxy was eliminated during the 'Roller Derby' episode. No big, The Q. thinks there's bigger fish for 'The Whitest Black Girl' to catch. I am sure she has no regrets & chalks up 'Rock of Love 2' as another learning experience. Lesson learned; be rude and use your VIP pass. She won't get the final tour pass this season. However, she'll always be Bret's Roxy of Love. Don't miss this Sunday's episode of 'Rock of Love 2' @ 9pm on VH1.

A Roxy Qmoment!

As the 'Rock of Love 2' viewers anxiously await episode 4 of the hit series, VH1.com has a very interesting interview up with Angelique. Unfortunately Angelique was eliminated on episode 3 'Roller Derby'. Yes, I typed unfortunately. I found her highly entertaining. Though she was not my favorite to win. She definitely was my favorite to watch. Angelique shares why she thought Bret's reason for eliminating her was bogus. She also openly talks about her career in the sex industry. The French exhibitionist also shares her thoughts on haters. Here is a tidbit of what the blond shared during the VH1 interview:

Was there anyone you didn’t get along with?
Yeah. Aubry. I think she is not confident because from day one I go to the house, she look at me like she was in a panic. But I understand because she is like 80 lbs., and you see me with my boobs and my ass and how loud I am. She want to die or something. We had an argument that they didn’t air, and I’m so pissed off because I shut her down. She f***ing shut up. I’m like, “I feel sorry for you that you need to put people down behind their back.” Not just me but everybody else. I’m like, “You need to get a f***ing personality.” She also said a lot of stuff about plastic surgery on the first day, “I’m like, you really need to call 911 plastic surgery emergency line and get your teeth fixed, get some boobs and get some ass, because you look like a f***ing boy.” I’m really upset they didn’t air that. It’s not fair!

What are your goals? Are you going to strip forever?
No, not forever. The thing with stripping is you make so much money and you have so much freedom that is very difficult to stop. You can make $500 to $2,000 a day. You choose when to work. If I want to take off, I do. Nobody cares. I’m an independent contractor. When I started dancing, it really pushed my level of life up. I live really well. I went to school twice, including real estate school. When I saw how much you make in real estate, I thought, “F*** that s***. I might as well dance.” At least for now. But I have a lot of stuff coming up. I’ve been working on a movie that’s coming out this year called Stripper, of course. I have a little role as a stripper-porn star in it, so it match with me perfectly. The funny part is that they wanted me to train the actress, like how to give a lap dance, how to be sexy, how to be comfortable when naked. Stuff like that. But then they end up offer me small role. So that’s really awesome. I also have my own radio show coming up called Ask Angelique (on QGasm). I will give relationship and sex advice to anybody who want to. But if I get the opportunity to stop stripping, I will. I may become a featured dancer very soon, which is better. You don’t have to walk on the floor. You just go on the stage and then you take picture and sign autograph, and you get paid crazy money, like $1,500 to $2,000 a day for a couple of hour.

Don't miss 'Rock of Love 2' airing on Sundays @ 9pm. I so miss Babykin & Groovy Noodles. *waves @ Kimberlyn, Tim, Revenge, Ava, Kitbit, Beebs, Jorundi, Lareigna, MaiTye, Bubo, Speak, Miesha, Aurelius, Teddy, Cham, GAM, 'D', Licious, Irresistible Deliscious & all others

Credit: VH1.com

An Angelique Qmoment!

Lol the title speaks for it's self. The Q posted the stroller derby video already so hopefully that was enough of a recap for you!!

But I will try to shorten the remainder of the Episode for you!
Kristie Joe (Bret's main Beezy) won a date with him, but she was so happy that she won it that she spoke out the side of her neck about Catherine not having good enough mothering skills to keep her Baby Bret safe. (What mother would be skating on a ramp with her baby in a stroller without straps on it.... is beyond me, but I'm black and maybe it's a cultural thing to play with your baby like that, that I don't know about!) The girls on Catherine's team got upset with Kristie Joe and the 2 with V.I.P passes decided to use their passes while Kristie Joe was on her date with Bret.

Destiny and Daisy both went to interrupt the date one following the other but Daisy got rejected. Later on Bret found Daisy and had a talk with her to apologize...

(Fast Forward) Elimination time:
Bret Left Kristie Joe in suspence... but when giving the last pass away he said "I have made it very obvious that I am very attracted to this lady..." I noticed that Angelique's face got puzzled... which I laughed at, cause she knew then that it wasn't her. Kristie Joe got the pass leaving Roxy :( and Angelique out the door! Bret said that Angelique was too much of a free spirit, for loss of better words and he said that Roxy didn't use her Playa card (V.I.P Pass) on time like the other two girls did when they were trying to sabotage Kristie Joe's date. Roxy made a very nice speech on her way out... Fin!


NOW TO MY POST:




I believe in my heart of hearts that Daisy and Angelique are either mother and daughter or they have the same surgeon.... the nose and the lips look so similar

I thought I was the only one who thought those two looked alike until my room mate informed me that I wasn't trippen.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?



In The Elle Word Chat Box during the Courtney interview a listener suggested that Bret Michael's was prejudice because he always kicks the black girls off early for no reason!
I personally don't believe that Bret is a prejudice person, but has a taste for a certain type of woman, not necessarily white, but let's call it a 'sylicone valley' type of girl lol...

If I had a dating show with 20 men and they chose Mr. Boston and 20 Pack as the 2 'racially challenged' men for the show, I would kick them off early too lol, Heat would have stayed and so would White Boy and Rico but I can't have a boogar eater or an eyebrow tweezer tryna holla at me!

But given the evidence that Dallas and the Raven from season 1 of ROL and Erin and Roxy of ROL2 got cut so early in the season without a dignified reason, do you think that is a ground to call Bret Michael's prejudice?

Oh yeah, and for any Down South Music lovers, if you remember an Artist named Devin the Dude from a few years back... and you would like to see what he's been up to and what new music he has out, check him out THURSDAY on The Elle Word!

Sorry for the typos, as Boo-Duh would say... The Kidd ain't perfect :)

No one can argue the fact VH1 has another hit reality television series with 'Rock of Love 2'. Though many of The Blogspot reader is in denial. 3.7 million viewers tuning into the premiere episode of 'Rock of Love 2' with Bret Michaels is nothing to sneeze at. VH1 released these pretty numbers on Jan 15th. Those numbers puts 'Rock of Love 2' is VH1's top ten telecasts. And y'all swear people don't watch 'Rock of Love 2'. *laughs

A not so laughing matter is the alleged sex tapes floating around of Bret Michaels & Kid Rock's ex Pamela Anderson. One truly understands why Bret has it bad for Daisy of 'Rock of Love 2'. I mean the beezy is a Pamela Anderson mini me. It would be wrong for me to post it here. However, QGasm is a whole new story. The two individuals look like Bret & Pam but hell I am old, senile & blind.

Credit: VH1 & TheGaunlet.com

A naughty Qmoment!

The ELLE Word interviews Erin of 'Rock of Love 2' tonight @ 7pm Pacific/ 10pm Eastern Time. Learn more about the guitar playing beauty tonight LIVE, Jan 23rd. Miss Martin has somethings she wants to get off her chest. Elle & The Q. are here for her to with open ears. Call #(646)478-5101 to ask Erin a question or CLICK HERE to Listen Live or Join the Chat Box.

A folk song Qmoment!

Court of 'Rock of Love 2' shares her experience with The ELLE Word tonight. Courtney may have been eliminated the 1st night. However, Sleeping Boozy has a lot to say. Listen Live tonight @ 7pm Pacific/ 10pm Eastern Time or Join the Chat Box now. Call in #(646) 478-5101.

Steups is the owner of this site & receives the $$$. I've never received anything more than an occasional thank you & e-mails from him; declaring he's in love with me. *rolling my eyes I simply post when my time permits. Now onto another 'Rock of Love 2' beezy introduction.

Niki calls Sin City her home. For all you nerds Sin City = Las Vegas, Nevada which is the stripper & gambling capitol of the world. Niki loves living in the city where one can catch a Cirque Du Soleil show or eat at scrum dee da dee restaurants. Niki's favorite places to get her grub on are Seablue (MGM) & N9NE Steakhouse (Palms). Desert summers are spent @ the Hard Rock pool and/or bar sipping gin & juice. *giggling My bad I was thinking of Snoop Dog. She actually sips margaritas with good friends while enjoying the sunshine. Sushi is Niki's favorite food hands down. She could eat it everyday with loads & loads of wasabi. You know this beezy has zero sinus problems. *inhaling a Wasabi chip as I type Niki is most likely to place the following order with the waitress, "Hi, I'll have an order of wasabi & a side of seared Ahi. Thanks!" Yes ladies, gentlemen and @ssholes darling Niki likes it hot! Another cuisine must is french fries with mayonnaise. She shares , "It's a French thing." (I'm going to have to ask Angelique about this. She is French.... no?)

Don't let this edgy beauty fool y'all with her sweet smile. Niki of 'Rock of Love 2' is armed with a sarcastic wit & contagious laugh. (Rodeo had a contagious laugh. I need to call her.) Niki is down to do whatever, whenever. She admits, "If you dare me to do something, I'll do it no problem!" This passionate beezy believes in honesty first. Niki openly admits to being the biggest procrastinator. She is usually late. (Me too!) Bret's darling Niki has a habit of making too many plans. It is an often occurrence for her to back out of plans. It sucks but someone has to be a flake.

Niki isn't too fond of tattle tales. Her year younger sister often told on Niki, "Mom Niki is feeding the dog under the table! Dad Niki called me a brat!" Niki grew tired of her sister's tattle telling. There was only one thing she could do. Sick of it, Niki told her sister that she was adopted. That's why Niki & their parents had blond hair & little sister was a brunette. Poor child didn't know that their mother dyed her hair. As if delivering the blow of being adopted wasn't enough. Niki embellished her lie even more. She added an alien twist to this fib. Yep she told her sister she came from outer space. And if she didn't stop telling on big sis, Mom & Dad were going to send her back to her home planet. Niki cleverly sealed the lie with, "If you ask Mom & Dad about your planet ever they'll send you back! You can never ever mention it." The far fetched lie worked for awhile. Little sister stopped snitching on darling Niki.

Niki's parents are still happily married. She can't imagine coming from a broken home. She feels blessed growing up with two parents actively raising her. Her parents stressed the importance of honesty & acting like a lady. Respect was also a big part of her upbringing. If you give respect, you receive respect & to always respect yourself. One of the reasons Niki didn't bare it all on 'Rock of Love 2'. Beside values being instilled, the family had loads of family fun. Surfing, scuba diving & concerts are just a few of the activities they enjoyed together as a family. Niki shares, "I seriously have the most amazing family. I couldn't be more proud."

Niki thinks Bret Michaels is just amazing, "The blue eyes and blond hair, I mean who wouldn't be attracted to this man?" *raises both hands very high The 'Rock of Love 2' resident punker adores his rock star attitude with a twist of humble. When she met him she admits to being in awe. Originally she thought Bret was so stuck on himself. Niki soon changed her mind. She now thinks he is one of the nicest & genuine people she's ever come across. We now all know Niki won't be getting the final tour pass to Bret's heart. However, she hopes their tour as friends never ends. Wow, after being eliminated she remains Bret's Michaels' darling Niki. (The Q. would be dishing on that d@mn wig or hair extensions!)

Y'all can sleep on 'Rock of Love 2' if you want to! I am telling you now, the show is bananas. Every Sunday @ 9pm my eyes are glued to VH1. 12 beezys remain snitching, kissing & plotting their way to get Bret's final tour pass.

A darling Qmoment!

The Italian Spice
Sunday night we got to watch the premiere episode of 'Rock of Love 2'. One of the beezys her looked like she was going to be around threw us for a loop. When Bret offered Jackie the final tour pass, she ultimately declined. Jackie shared with Bret that she was having a bad case of anxiety. Until he came down for the elimination ceremony, she wanted to go home. After he asked her if she really wanted to remain in the 'Rock of Love 2' mansion, Jackie decided to give another beezy an opportunity to remain. Big John escorted Jackie out.

The young Italian cutie was definitely sparking Mr. Michaels' interest. Jackie was sweet enough to tell me a little about herself. Jackie is a Californian native. She grew up in Irvine. At 19, she moved out on her own & relocated to Huntington Beach. There is nothing better in her mind than walking up to the ocean. She loves the people and amazing weather of the O.C.! Don't let her petite frame fool you. Jackie can grab with the best of them. Her favorite foods are pizza, sushi, cheese and cherry pie. The spicy lass also admits to loving milk. By the looks of it 'Milk definitely does the body good'.

Those who cherish Jackie say she's dependable, easy going, loyal, creative, funny and a giver. On the flip side of coin, she can be very irritable, blunt and an impatient b!tch. Jackie share, "My mom & dad are the greatest people in the world! They have so much love for my sisters, brothers and I. It's unreal." The most important lesson her parents instilled in her is never judge a book by it's cover.

Well Jackie's tour may have ended on 'Rock of Love 2'. However, I think it's nicer to walk off of the tour on your own accord than to be thrown off. Was it nerves, the competition or did her desire to be with Bret Michaels die down? We may never know. However, I will type Jackie goes down as one of several who left a reality dating show on their own accord. The Blogspot parting message to Jackie; Siete giovani, bei e pieni di vita. Non legar giù, vivono la vostra vita pienamente. L'un giorno troverete la vostra roccia di amore.

An Italian Qmoment!

'Back to the Rocking Horse'

The premiere episode of 'Rock of Love 2' aired Sunday night. The Q. thoroughly enjoyed it. The VH1 viewer is treated to Bret explaining his hopes of finding love this time around. Big John is back too. Big John is slinging toilet paper ensuring the beezys have ish to wipe their @sses. He also takes a spin on the stripper pole to check it's durability. Back to the boss, Mr. Michaels claims he's ready to find his 'Rock of Love'.

The 'Rock of Love 2' beezys are waiting outside of the mansion. In the Beezyfessional a tall blond Meagan (think Beauty & The Geek 3) shares, "I'm drawn to Bret like a nun to a convent. I am already in love with Bret. As soon as he sees me he will definitely be in love with me." Next up in the Beezyfessional is a rock chick Peyton, "There's nothing that no one.. that can stop me from getting from what I want. I've come to get Bret. And I'm not leaving until I get what I came for." Inna takes a turn in the Beezyfessional. She says something in Russian that I'm too lazy to type out. Bret finally rolls up to the 'Rock of Love 2' mansion in a red Porshe. I have a red Porshe in my garage too! (My 'Need For Speed' garage counts... doesn't it?) The beezys are squealing, screaming, cheezing, jumping up & down as he drives up. Bret greets the 20 beezys & explains season 1 didn't work out. (So you don't say huh?). He introduces Big John & out he comes. Big John is customary fashion informs the beezys of the 'Rock of Love 2' mansion rules.

1. Be respectful to the gear, treat it as your own. (What about the beezys who don't have sh!t?)

2. Do not enter Bret's room or quarters unless escorted and/or invited.

3. Keep puking to a minimum.

The 'Rock of Love 2' beezys are grinin' up a storm. However, many of us remember what happened first season. Big John picked 5 women out of the crowd. Those women were asked to hang back while the others entered the crib. The 5 who stayed behind were eliminated. Except for Tiffany who banged & begged her way back into the house. Bret tells the beezys; he wants to make all the decisions this time around about who stays & leaves. Bret points to Erin (think Fro Hawk), Daisy (Pamela Anderson mini me), Destiney (Raven haired video vixen) & Meagan (Beauty & The Geek 3). Bret asks all 4 women to stay behind. Mr. Michaels tells the other 16 to go inside and get comfortable. Big John is left behind to deal with the 4 beezys left standing.

We see the 16 women enter the house & go wild. Aubry shares, " Wooo I thought I just made it through the 1st elimination. I'm still standing & breathing & living." (NEWS FLASH if you were eliminated 51 minds doesn't take you out back & put a bullet through your head.) Other beezys are figuring out the floor plan of the 'Rock of Love 2' mansion. We get a glimpse of 1 of my early favorites to watch Angelique. Strolling out to the pool Angelique shares with a thick French accent, "I want to have some sex wis Bret in zis pool." ( I said it first here folks! Angelique is a hot mess of a mixture of Charro, Ivana Trump, Zsa Zsa Gabor in a stripper package.) She is FABULOUS! Next we get to hear from Korie in the Beezyfessional, " I run straight for the bar & start pouring drinks." Which is appropriate because unidentified sources informed The Blogspot that Auntie Korie was a former ATL Coyote.

Back to the 4 outside with Big John, can you say, SAD FACES with me? I swear they looked like someone stole their MAC make up cases & Steups was laying naked in their beds. They were looking so depressed & disappointed. Sad faces quickly turned to excitement when Big John announces they are Bret's VIPs (known as Va jay jay Instantly Pursued). Erin, Daisy, Destiney & Meagan are ecstatic just as any rock groupie would be. Big John escorts the VIP 4 to their VIP suite. The suite is decorated in various greens & purple. There is Champagne & gifts waiting for the lucky 4. Big John tells the women each of them will get alone time with Bret without interference. Aubry walks in the suite & learns the 4 are VIPs. The cattiness begins folks. I love it! Aubry goes to the backyard and tells the others, "Those girls that stayed outside... they got VIP necklaces. That's why they're in the VIP room... and got a whole bunch of stuff." Aubry continues to tell the others to step up their game. Envy and jealousy is such an awesome tool to get the reality television drama brewing. Groovy Noodles Time!!! (code word for too many d@mn commercials)

Back from commercial break, we see the Playmate Kristy Joe. She isn't too thrilled with the VIP 4, "... they're just acting like their shit doesn't stink." Two of the VIPs Meagan & Destiney head down to the stripper lounge. Destiney starts to twirl around the pole. We find out she went on a stripper shoe quest on Hollywood Blvd. & found the perfect pair to work the pole. Angelique joins Destiney dancing. Angelique is exzited (excited folks)! Angelique states, "I'm like that's so cool. There iz my pole over there. I'm going to be a stripper right now!" Kristy Joe, Aubry & Nike watch in horror. Aubry shares, "When Angelique got on the stripper pole, I seriously just wanted to puke. She made it so I don't ever want to walk into a strip club, for the rest of my life." (I was literally crying from laughing so hard @ this point.)

Big John interrupts Angelique's pole performance. He needs everyone to gather in the foyer. All beezys present and accounted for. We learn it's picture time with Bret. Out comes Bret to the cheering, clapping, screaming & squealing women of 'Rock of Love 2'. Catherine the Cougar shares, "It's like my heart started beating a hundred miles per hour. I literally thought I was going to pass out. He looked hot." Jackie a spicy Italian cutie is up 1st. She plays innocent in the beginning. However she warms up to give Bret a nice view of her @ss. The two kiss. Jessica an astute blond gives Bret innocent farm girl poses. Bret chimes in, "That's sex behind the barn right there." The two kiss. Roxy, Catherine & Sara take their turns in front of the camera. Bret is beginning to feel some of these beezys are a little too reserved for him. Angelique is up next. The French stripper removes her top within seconds & shows off her Ds to Bret's liking. Angelique explains, "He came wiz a camera... so to me iz an invitation... to show him what I got. So I'm like, 'Oh Yeah?' Ok, then... " She openly shares her plastic surgery history. Aubry's opinion on Angelique's looks, "... a blow fish on acid." Bret in his wisdom thinks Angelique is a trailblazer. The rock god compares her to Lewis & Clark. Yes folks the same Lewis & Clark who:

• The U.S. gained an extensive knowledge of the geography of the American West in the form of maps of major rivers and mountain ranges


• Observed and described 178 plants and 122 species and subspecies of animals (see List of species described by the Lewis and Clark Expedition)


• Encouraged Euro-American fur trade in the West


• Opened Euro-American diplomatic relations with the Indians


• Established a precedent for Army exploration of the West
  
• Strengthened the U.S. claim to Oregon Territory


• Focused U.S. and media attention on the West
  
• Produced a large body of literature about the West (the Lewis and Clark diaries)
  
  

One has to really admire Bret Michael's view point. Back the 'Rock of Love 2' photo op, Daisy a blond sex kitten is up next. She removes the top half of her dress. A pink animal print pant wearing Peyton manages to keep her clothes on. However she still rocks it out. Destiney poses. The Russian cat in heat Inna is up next. The vamp Inna does the splits in a mini skirt & then bounces her booty. Bret states, "We have a winner." Courtney's turn in front of the camera's lense. She is awkward & shy while posing. Bret notices it. Ashley is clearly self conscious about her small breasts. Bret understands with all the DDs roaming around. (D@mn his compassion is overwhelming.) Missi, Anbre & Niki pose next. Aubry the feisty blond poses in booty shorts & shows off her tattoos. The two kiss. Meagan is none too happy. The reality television veteran shares, " So this old lady is just kissing Bret. Ya know I guess it's like kissing your grandma. You have to do it. You have to be nice. And I was just like ...'ahhh what the f@ck!' Those lips are mine." (Bret has been kissing up a storm with pretty much most of the beezys. This broad can't be that dumb. Can she?) It's Meagan's time to shine. Before she steps in front of the camera. The two kiss. Kristy Joe a distant beauty wipes off Bret's lips before giving him a peck. The Q. doesn't blame her. However unless she doused her hands with Listerine. Kristy Joe got the 'Rock of Love 2' cooties. Erin a gorgeous model & folk singer is the last one to get her time in front of the camera. She grabs a guitar to pose with & smiles away.

Did I ever tell you I abhor writing recaps? Well I do. It's twice as bad to type one up while ill. I hope y'all know; this it for you. Cause I know what the hell happened and what I was thinking. For the record, I am not recapping 'Flavor of Love 3'. Venting is such a good form of therapy.

It's time for the beezys to throw themselves @ Bret. As Big John promised the VIPs get their alone time with Bret. Meagan get to chat up Mr. Horny Toad first. She tells Bret, "... I have a huge modeling career. I have a great career. I have great friends. I have great family. I have great everything. The only thing missing is I don't have anyone to share it with me." (How great! Why the hell does she look like a bobble head to me?) The two kiss. We get a glimpse of Inna, Roxy, Peyton, Destiney & Courtney indulging in alcohol. Destiney is the next VIP to get her time. Destiney has a gift for Bret. She pulls a custom made bandanna out of her bosom. She presents it to Bret. The sum of their interaction ... kissing + cackling laugh = stalker alert. The two kiss. Next VIP up is the sex kitten Daisy. I realize Bret Michaels literally thinks with his penis. Besides an erection to deal with Mr. Michaels learns Daisy is a musician too. The two kiss. As Daisy leaves Bret, Inna heckles her. (Inna are you jealous honey?) Inna takes the opportunity to hop out of the hot tub & jump Bret. Big John is approaching with Erin. Big John escorts Inna away to give Bret alone time with Erin. Bret is bored with Erin's chatter of HTML & MySpace.

Yeaaaaaah booooooooy, over halfway done with the recap!!!

After all the VIPs received their alone time; the remaining 16 have one hour to make an impression on Bret. There will be eliminations tonight. Jackie is the 1st to pounce. Angelique swaps spit with Bret. Roxy sits on Bret Daddy's lap. Before Bret knows it, a swarm of 'Rock of Love 2' beezys surround him as if they're Africanized Killer Bees. You know that nut is turned on. Bret takes a moment to chill with Catherine. Catherine tells Bret she's 45 years old & a mother of 16 year old twins. Angelique interrupts their chat. Y'all know I absolutely love Angelique right? Bret is turned on by Angelique's neediness to spend time with him. Bret tickles the sh!t out of me. Time is a ticking. Bret sits with Jackie & Niki. Jackie draws him in while he believes Niki needs to step up her game. Courtney is plastered & talking gibberish. Ambre is trying to look after her. Missi & Kristy Joe are about to get their time. However before they have a chance to sit, Bret needs a potty break. On his way he gets distracted by Jackie on the stripper pole. Thank God Captain Save A Trick a.k.a. Big John reminds Bret that two ladies are waiting on his return. Kristy Joe & Missi not only manage to bore Bret to death. They managed to bore me nearly to death too. Alrighty then, blonds Ambre & Jessica get some time to impress the man of the hour. Bret asks, "...what brings you here. What are you looking for?" Jessica pulls a pimpette move & replies, "You." Then she climbs across Ambre to get to Bret. The two kiss. The camera shot pans wide. What the f@ck?! I had no idea Ashley was there too. (Did Bret?)

Poor, poor Big John is desperately trying to wake up Courtney. She is wasted. It's time to get ready for eliminations. Somehow Courtney is awake. Several of the other beezy's help her get dressed. However, Courtney passes out again. Y'all thought Yours of 'I Love New York 2' could sleep.

We are at eliminations. Bret realizes their are only 19 'Rock of Love 2' beezys standing in front of him.. We see Courtney knocked out & snoring. Then as if that's not enough she rolls out of bed & hits the floor. Courtney remains sound asleep. Big John shares, "Ya know what boss, I don't think Courtney is going to make it tonight." In the Beezyfessional Roxy shares, "It's unreal. It's no way. How do you sleep through eliminations?"

Bret gives a smug Meagan the 1st tour pass. Daisy, Destiney, Aubry, Peyton, Inna, Roxy, Korie, Jessica, Sarah, Catherine, Kristy Joe, Niki, Angelique follow. Drum roll one tour pass left...

Jackie is called down to receive the last tour pass. However she admits to not wanting to stay due to anxiety. She changed her mind once he started talking. Jackie feels Bret is genuine and is interested in staying in the 'Rock of Love 2' crib. Bret looks @ her seriously. He questions if she truly wants to stay. Jackie decides one of the other remaining beezys should get a chance to stay. Big John escorts Jackie out. Ambre reaps Jackie's decision to exit the house. Ambre is overjoyed. Ashley, Missi & Erin's tours end. Angelique shares her wisdom, "When he let Erin go, I realized he looking for more than just like a pretty face. That's a good thing because beauty zis only skin deep." Erin's partings words, "Bret I am competely confused & blown away by your decision. And I think a lot of people feel the same way. I feel like America is going to think you made the wrong decision. But I'm going to move on with my life & you move on with yours." (Bitter much?)

Back inside Bret explains Courtney is going to sleep in the mansion tonight. He wants to make sure she is safe & doesn't want to disturb her. He asks them to inform Courtney that her tour has ended when she awakes. 15 beds for 16 beezys, Angelique is no dummy and asks, "Can somebody sleep wis you?"


Credit: VH1.com, Ava, Kimberlyn & Baby kin

A painful recap Qmoment!

Can't type too much or the VH1 videos don't work when I embed them. The 'Rock of Love 2' is being written as you read.

Korie of 'Rock of Love 2' currently lays her head down in the ATL! For you nerds that is the hip term for Atlanta, Georgia. Korie and her twin sister Wendie are nomadic in nature. The 'Rock of Love 2' beauty has previously lived in Miami (I miss Whiteboy!), New Jersey & New York. A week ago Korie, Wendie & a best friend took a road trip. Georgia was the destination to work on a music project. She has no guesstimate on how long she's staying in party central. So she calls the ATL home for now. This 'Rock of Love 2' beezy has a lot of love for Atlanta. She adulates the city's architecture, clubs, sports activities and radio stations. Basically Korie holds high city life without the New York chaos. If that isn't enough Korie shares, "...the south has the best looking men & women." The young woman who loves to travel admits to having a salt tooth. Yes ma'am & sir I typed salt not sweet. "... anything with high sodium, fat back. I love southern food, fried chicken, collard greens, sweet potato casserole, okra, etc. One fast food restaurant I absolutely love that they don't have in the north is Captain D's. I always get a side of cracklins." (Lawd help me this 'Rock of Love 2' beezy said FAT BACK & CRACKLINS!)

Besides a heart attack, stroke or diabetes waiting to happen, Korie of 'Rock of Love 2' is a devoted & dedicated aunt. She loves her nephew dearly. Though she is patient when it comes to her nephew, with other individuals she'll blow up quickly. Basically, if you didn't come out of her snatch you're sh!t out of luck. If a short fuse isn't enough Korie has an issue with gas. I am not typing about the high price of gas either. She'll fart whenever & wherever, no matter the occasion. Moments like this, I am so thankful Smellivision isn't available yet. (Try BEANO Korie!)

Korie's parents separated when she was 7 years old. Her mother instilled in Korie and her sister the importance of having an open mind. She equally raised her daughters to be in control of their lives and follow their dreams. Her father on the flip side taught her to keep seeds in old black & gray film canisters, no moisture or light. Korie was for the most part a good kid. She lived vicariously through her twin. In her younger years the 'Rock of Love 2' beauty raced a friend on a highway. Unfortunately for her the cops where in the vicinity, a high speed chase soon followed. Korie got away. She laughs, "I guess this b!tch can drive." Y'all this beezy on some Daisy of 'The Dukes of Hazzard' ish!

When Korie auditioned for 'Rock of Love 2', she did not know the identity of the rock star. She concedes to having a suspicion & hoping it was Bret Michaels. If it wasn't Bret she considered not doing the show. There's a presence about Bret that draws her in. She wanted to see if he was real or just Hollywood glam. She finds his pretty face & long hair attractive. You see Korie dates both men & women. So Poison's front man is the perfect type of man. He's just enough fem but still carries his masculinity. *sitting here scratching my head

For all you smart @sses, yes I washed it! We know why Korie is attracted to Bret. Now tune in to VH1 every Sunday @ 9PM starting January 13th to find out if Bret falls for this interesting 'Rock of Love 2' beezy. I am dying to see if Korie gets the final V.I.P. pass. Y'all think about it. This chick loves to travel & women. Bret would be in heaven, unless she stole all his groupies.

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A cracklin' Qmoment!

The Q. is crying with joy! VH1 has giving us a sneak peek @ the premiere episode of 'Rock of Love 2'! Yes, I'll type it. The 'Rock of Love' series kick @ss. I love those f*cking beezys and I'm proud of it. Don't misunderstand me, my fingers ain't going to be nice this season. However, it doesn't mean I don't have love these women & Bret for entertaining me for an hour every Sunday.

*inhales & exhales

Go to VH1.com & watch the new 'Rock of Love 2' beezys in action. I am in love with VH1 today. Click any of the 'Rock of Love 2' s to watch now.

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A rockin' Qmoment!

San Diego, California is where this intoxicating babydoll call home. Courtney enjoys year round almost perfect weather. (Important note: When it sprinkles Southern California residents think it's a national disaster.) Besides the sunny weather, Court enjoys all the hot stud muffins walking around. The woman loves her eye candy. Her favorite foods to devour are breakfast foods & sandwiches, as of late. She is a slave to food phases. Next month Soul Food may be favorite type of food.

Court is known to hold it down for those she loves. No one messes with her loved ones without Court jumping into the mix. When she ain't mixing it up; she's messing it up. The 'Rock of Love 2' beezy admits to being a piggy. She has an uncanny ability to turn a clean room a tornado. (Oink Oink!) Her life motto is, "It sounded like a good idea at the time!" Yeppers, she is the reigning Queen of Bad Ideas.

One of those bad ideas was getting behind the wheel while drunk. She openly shares, "It was the stupidest, most selfish thing I've ever done. I was caught, luckily no one got hurt." She rolled a stop sign & was pulled over. The officer decided not to take her to jail. Community service & driver education classes was her consequence. Court will never be that selfish or stupid again. She learned that every action has a consequence, welcomed or not.

Court has nothing but praise for her mother. "My mother is the most amazing, selfless individual in the entire planet. My whole life she's put mine and my brother's needs ahead of her own. She is the true embodiment of selflessness. She taught me to be grateful for everything & happiness is a choice, not a stroke of luck." She admits her father wasn't the greatest dad when she was younger. He recognizes the fact and is trying to be a better father now. Court admires the fact that her father is trying his best now. None of us can turn back the clock. Trying your best is really any of us can do.

'Every Rose Has It's Thorn' was the first song Court memorized. ('Hit the Road Jack' by Ray Charles is the 1st song Q. memorized.) She knew nothing of Bret Micheals or Poison at the time. She was only five years old. "...it was my jam at 5 years old." The Q. thought the prerequisite jam for kindergartners was 'Old McDonald'. (I have one foot in the old folks' home. What do I know?) The opportunity of being cast in 'Rock of Love 2' fell into her lap. Babydoll C. thought it would be a shame to waste. "You never know where you might find love. I was willing to give reality TV a shot."

From her absence in the 'Rock of Love 2' group photo, we all know Court is all about the shots. *wonders if she's a B-52, tequila or blow job type of chick There's only one way y'all are going to know for sure. You guess it! Every Sunday @ 9PM change the channel to VH1 for 'Rock of Love 2' starting January 13th. Will Bret Michael's appreciate Court trying to win his heart?

A trying Qmoment!

Aubry is a Californian babe born & raised. The City of Angels (along with several of my gang bangin' cousins) is where she calls home. The slender lass loves being surrounded by sunshine & family. (Don't forget the smog!) Aubry and I share the same love. We both love sushi, crab legs & dark chocolate. (Mmm...mmm...mmm I should be eating dark chocolate with my man right now.) Aubry has to stick to non dairy ice cream. She's lactose intolerant. I doubt she'll be doing a GOT MILK ad anytime soon.

Besides being a nicotine junkie, Aubry is co dependant when it comes to other people's drama. Smoking cigarettes is her one regret. I'd prefer a cancer stick over someone else's drama but that's me. Aubry is working on putting an end to her Captain Save a Drama Hoe mentality. I have just the hoe for her to meet, to end this habit instantly.

Stealing never became a habit, thanks to her mother. At 7 years old Aubry had a case of sticky fingers. She stole an item from a store. Once her mother discovered her dishonest deed; she made Aubry return the item. Her mother made her go into the store, request the manager, return the stolen merchandise and tell him of her actions. She remembers her nerves being absolutely wrecked. The humiliation was the cure for any future of the sticky fingers' virus. Aubry's mother not only taught her the importance of honesty. She also explained to her daughter the rules of karma. Aubry laughingly shares ".... I taught myself the meaning of karma. " Her upbringing instilled in her the importance of being true to yourself & true to others.

At the age of 24 Aubry lost her biological father. Recently she suffered the lost of her step dad due to a recent divorce. He is no longer a part of her life. However, Aubry credits her step dad for being a huge part in raising her. One can't help wonder if Bret's age is a major attraction for a woman who has lost two older male figures in her life. (See even The Q. has her Dr. Phil moments.) Aubry admits to liking Poison's music as a kid. She makes it clear her attraction to Bret is about who he is as a man, his soul. There are several reasons why Aubry auditioned for the show. However, this 'Rock of Love 2' beezy's lip are sealed. She assures me all her reasons will unfold in front of millions of homes this season. Will Aubry get the final V.I.P. pass this season? I don't know. All I know is I am watching every Sunday to find out. 'Rock of Love 2' premieres Sunday, Jan 13th on VH1 @ 9PM.

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A honest Qmoment!

My apologies for the lack of the recap. I was just really underwhelmed last night with the 'I Love New York 2' Reunion Show. The 60 minutes of thinking 'where are the clowns' didn't inspired me to watch it again to write up a recap. Yes, I know it was a 90 minute show. I decided not to count the excessive commercials & actual moments I laughed. Hell some of the commercials were more entertaining than the 'I Love New York 2' Reunion Show.

Perfect examples are the 'Rock of Love 2' & 'Flavor of Love 3' commercials. Ambre, Inna, Daisy, Kristy Joe & Aubry of 'Rock of Love 2' look like they're bringin' it this season. Court looks like that beezy can drink a pack of AA members under the table. Peyton may be The Emo of this season. Y'all remember Sam; I know you do. Don't let me start on Angelique. I LOVES THAT HOT MESS of a BEEZY. She is a perfect mix of Charro & Ivana Trump in a stripper package. (Thank God VH1/ 51 Minds test for STDs.) And finally I saw the official air date for 'Flavor of Love 3' with my own eyes. We are getting an early Valentine's gift with the premiere date of February 11th. Maura & Chris I truly adore you. I mean really I do. However, the yanking of my chain is getting really old.

Moving forward & letting go of my bitterness, The Blogspot readers deserve a recap. So I shall try to write one. I can't promise y'all a Groovy Noodles master piece. It'll be my take on the 90 minutes; I can't get back. *sighs Oh, Buddah (the reader) you are right David O. was fiiiiinnnne in the red. I even thought Buddha was looking humpable. *feels breakfast moving up throat

MediaTakeOut has allegedly dropped a story that George W. a.k.a. Tailor Made dumped New York right after the taping of the reunion show. *smh The 'I Love New York 2' Reunion Show was taped December 6, 2007. We've seen pictures of the 'I Love New York 2' couple taken December 30, 2007. Not bagging on MTO, just saying the story doesn't seem to be true. (Surprise, surprise!)

IT a.k.a. Kwame of 'I Love New York 2' brick breaking @ss posted a MySpace bulletin.

Date: Jan 7, 2008 4:54 AM

Subject: who over 17 and wanna cut school or work and chill wit me
Body: who over 17 and wanna school cut or work and chill wit me right now imma call you u could bring a friend if u want too lol im bored right now in the mouring at 7:53 am

*prays for Kwame Solace and staff PLEASE GET BACK TO YOUR J-O-B-S! On to one of my favorite readers... *wipes tears The Q. can't believe Kimberlyn didn't invite me to her 'I Love New York 2' Reunion Show party. How rude & UNPROFESSIONAL! I gets no love around here. Tonight The ELLE Word @ 7pm Pacific Time/ 10pm Eastern Time attempts to recap the reunion show. Attempt is the operative word because several SPECIAL GUESTS have promised to call in to give their take on the 'I Love New York 2' Reunion Show. You definitely don't want to miss this show on Blog Talk Radio. CLICK HERE to be taken to The ELLE Word. Call in # (646)478-5101.

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A wasted Qmoment!

'Les vrais femmes vivent, souffle et mangent la crème glacée !'

The Q. has no clue if the blond beauty Ambre has any French lineage. However, I am feeling Frenchy. Is Frenchy a word? I doubt it. I refrained from typing frisky. Let me attempt to stay on track this rainy Saturday morning. There must be something in the Chicago air. VH1/ 51 Minds casting loves them some Chicago living beezys when it comes to the 'Rock of Love' series. If my gimpy mind isn't mistaken, Jes, Jessica, Kelly, Kim, Sam, Erin a.k.a. Clown Tits and whats her name...

30 minutes later

....Mia all reside in The Windy City. It's no surprise casting would pluck another babe for 'Rock of Love 2' from Chi Town. Oh snap! Pootie hails from Chicago too. Yeppers there is something in the air. Ambre loves the small town feel, but big city action of the city. Ambre Lake is a social butterfly. (Ambre Lake is such a porn star name. One can't help but be social with that moniker.) The positive slender beauty shares my father always said, 'I could make friends with a tree.' (Trees are hard!) *cracking myself up Alright I'll behave. Ambre's positive nature & zest for life is a trait she shares with her daddy. Don't let her delicate frame fool you. Once Ambre sets her mind to something; it will not bend. The woman is friggin stubborn as all hell! *wonders if she was stubborn enough to be the last 'Rock of Love 2' beezy standing

One of her loves is seafood. She can eat seafood all of the time. When Ambre dines out, the waiter is going to bring her a plate with some sort of seafood on it. In addition, she's a dairy addict. Cheese, milk, ice cream and anything dairy is her vice. She eats dairy everyday. The woman thanks God she isn't lactose intolerant. *tickled pink Seafood and dairy aren't her only addictions. She was a huge fan of 'Rock of Love'. (You don't say?) The more she watched horny toad; the more she adored Bret. What's not to like? Bret is cool & down to earth in Ambre's opinion. She doesn't think he is like a typical rock star. *raises eyebrow She feels extremely lucky to have had the opportunity to get to know Bret. He's absolutely amazing in her blue eyes. (Lord please let this woman be blue eyed!) She states Bret is even more beautiful in person, inside & out. She just gave me bubble guts.

10 minutes later

I need to wrap this Ambre of 'Rock of Love 2' introduction up. *looks for Pepto Bismol The Q. has no idea if Ambre will be getting the ultimate V.I.P. pass to Bret Michaels' heart. Hell, I don't even know if she moans, 'Ooooooh Daddy rock my world with your guitar....' What I know is Ambre is daddy's little girl. She shared the following about her father, "....he's incredibly loyal. He's loyal to his family and also to his friends. I or anybody else for that matter can tell my Dad anything in confidence. I completely have faith that he'll never betray my trust. My Dad is tried and true." Ambre may just be Mr. Michael's rock of love in the end. If she's anything like her father, daddy's little girl is tried & true. In the land of Rock n Rock, sex, groupies, alcohol, baby mama drama & gold diggers, tried & true is hard to come by. 'Rock of Love 2' premieres Sunday, January 13th on VH1 @ 9pm. I wouldn't miss it for a pint of Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey Ice Cream.

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An amber Qmoment!

"Whassa goin' on?!" Only one week and 3 days left exactly before the premiere of the second season of "Rock of Love". The VH1 producers love leaving us with juicy spoilers, exciting commercials, and "just-about-to-get-to-the-best-part" cliffhangers before exciting premieres. You just love reading and/or watching them, but then by the time you pull out your buttery popcorn, it's over and you just have to wait for it to air. They've done it with the "I Love New York 2" Reunion, leaving us with 12 juicy goodness-es to wait for, and they've done it again, this time with "Rock of Love 2".

I see another mud-football competition. I see strippers. I see cat fights. I see crying. I see horses. I see...Lacey? Heather? Rodeo? (See I told y'all). This looks like it's going to be good! So be sure to catch the premiere of "Rock of Love 2" next Sunday at 9/8c for the full deal and to formally be introduced to the 20 beauties of the second season.

Hold up...was that Big John on the stripper pole?

First I'd like to thank the tons of best wishes I received for the new year. I'd also like to thank the many readers who informed me of the tentative date for the 'Flavor of Love 3' premiere date of February 11th. I believe you. I just haven't seen it posted on VH1.com nor have the VH1 publicists confirmed the date. So with that typed 'I read' all of you. I appreciate you trying to keep The Blogspot in the know. On the subject of knowing, one date that we should all be familiar with is January 13th, the premiere of 'Rock of Love 2' on VH1. I have 20 beezys to introduce individually in less than two weeks. So let me get busy with this Rock n' Roll ish.

The Q. doesn't go to a whole lot of other blogs. I have a few favorites but as far as 'Flavor of Love' and all of it's spin offs I keep it simple. The Blogspot & VH1.com are where I go to find out information. I've heard from some others that Blogland is a buzz with negative commentary on the new 'Rock of Love 2' beauties. To each their own, I am going to keep it positive until I see the newest crew act a fool. Then I am typing a whole lot of mess. LOL!

Destiney is a dark haired beauty who can wear the hell out of some leather pants. (Between the women of 'Flavor of Love' & 'Rock of Love' I may be going to the other side.) *winks @ Revenge Back to Destiney, she currently lives in Hollywood, CA. She's definitely enjoying California's sunshine. Besides the incredible energy of Hollyhood, she enjoys the gobs of activities available.

Bret Michaels is not Destiney's only guilty pleasure. Pizza & chocolate rate high alongside the horny force behind 'Rock of Love 2'. Those close to Destiney describe her as a giving individual. (Does this mean the type that'll give you the shirt off their back? If so, we may get to see some blurred out boobies.) Seriously, Destiney will help those she cares about anyway she can. Don't let the pretty purple flower in the hair fool you. She has a temper when things don't go her way. (Bad temper makes for great reality television folks.) Raised by hippy parents; Destiney was taught to stand up for her beliefs.

Make Marijuana Legal! Make Marijuana Legal! *just kidding people

Destiney's parents instilled in her to follow her heart & stay true to herself. I hung out in Berkeley. And 'follow your heart' is the hippy mantra. (Yeppers mom & pops are hippies.) Destiney has a devilish side. During her teenage years, Destiney and several girlfriends passed by a gas station. As if it was a sign from the beer gods, a delivery truck was conveniently parked on the street with doors wide open. The girls grabbed a case of beer & made a quick getaway. (They were on some 'Set It Off' ish.) Minutes later the friends ended up @ a creek. Y'all know they got hammered. *missing MC Hammer

Destiney what attracted you to Bret Michaels? And why 'Rock of Love 2'?

I was hooked on the first season of 'Rock of Love'. I knew who Bret was before I saw the show. It is no secret that I am a Poison fan. I have always loved the way Bret is so charismatic. I wanted to take a chance, maybe find the man of my dreams. I decided to go for it!

Well many of us are looking forward to finding out who is the woman of Mr. Michaels' dreams. (I was thinking his dream woman would have an I.Q. of 35, the patience of Job & two va jay jays. Hell Bret needs a back up if va jay jay #1 gets tired.) Destiney doesn't fit my image of the perfect woman for Poison's front man. What does my opinion matter? It doesn't. I thought Heather was going to win 'Rock of Love'. Destiney may very well be Bret Michael's destiny.

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A destined Qmoment!