What's goodie people?!?!

As we all know by now, Mr. Wise from I Love New York 2 is a Hip Hop artist by day. Well, we have some good news! After much persistence, his new single, "Be My Girl", off of his upcoming album, was played on Power 96 last night. Power 96 is one of the biggest, most popular radio stations in Miami. Mr. Wise was interviewed on The Night Show with JP yesterday and they played the single not once, but TWICE! All of Mr. Wise's fans can call Power 96 to request, "Be My Girl", by calling their request line *Which can be found on either of the posters in this article*. I can't for the life of me figure out how to put a sound bite on this site so if you'd like to hear, "Be My Girl", you can visit both of his My Space Pages: Mr. Wise Page or Solomon Wise Music Page. *Just click the words and it will take you directly to both sites.* Congratulations and GOOD LUCK, Mr. Wise!

I also spoke to Punk yesterday and he was telling me about the new fitness DVD that he's working on. Turns out that Punk is interested in becoming a trainer! Can you think of anyone better to look at while you're in the gym??? Me either. He told me to let anyone that I know that's interested in hiring him as a trainer to hit him up on his My Space Page for details. I thought I'd share the info with you guys so that you could be one of the first to sign up to workout with Punk! You can't be his first client because that honor already belongs to ME! *Eat your hearts out ladies! LOL!* Get your spandex on and get fit with Punk people!!!!

*Until next time, don't be a swagger jacker! Get a swagg of your own!!*

*You've just experienced some ECSTATIC Liciousness*

*Checking the expiration date on my Ghetto Pass* Yeah, it's still good. What's goodie, yall?!?!?! I know I've been missing in action *And naw, I wasn't the same place Steups is* but I'm back!

Anyway, I attended the I Love New York 2 Reunion Show After Party and I thought you guys might like to see some of the pictures. The party was hosted by Mr. Wise and was held at Facade which is a really hot night club out in Los Angeles, California. The entire V.I.P. lounge was reserved for the Mr. Wise party and the atmosphere was SEXXXXXAY! Oddly enough, people were treating me like I was a CelebReality star LOL!! Fans wanted to take pictures with me, a few wanted me to sign autographs, & a couple of photographers that were there wanted me to pose for the cameras. It was hilarious to me but my ego loved every minute of it LOL. Back to the good stuff... the entire cast was in attendance, with the exception of Wolf, Yours, & IT. My understanding is that Wolf fell asleep and IT had to catch a flight directly following the reunion show taping because he had an appearance he had to be at in New York. I spoke with IT on the phone the night before the taping and he was excited about it and was behaving like typical IT LOL. I was actually at their hotel but had just missed seeing him. IT told me that Yours was with him at the airport so that's why he wasn't there. Tailor Made was not in attendance either but he wasn't invited... for obvious reasons. *Taking my blood pressure medication*. The music for the party was provided by world famous DJ Backside. Backside is my girl!!! Yall need to check her out on her My Space Page.

I had the opportunity to hang out with and talk to the majority of the cast. Ears was the first person that I met. He was having a good time. Cheezy and I also had the chance to sit and talk. He looks amazingly young in person and was adorable and sweet. Next was Champion & Doc. Champion and I hung out for awhile, took some pics, and chit chatted about his experience on the show and what he's into now. I also met Knock Out briefly. He seemed kinda quiet but shared with me a new project that he's working on now. I didn't ask him if it was okay to share the news with everyone so I won't spoil the surprise but I will say this: all of his female fans are going to be smiling from ear to ear! Man Man is a CUTEY! T.V. does the man no justice. I didn't get to talk with him for very long but we took a couple pics together and I squeezed him a little too *Unprofessional!*. I couldn't help it.... sorry! I ran into 20 Pack on my way downstairs. He's adorable!! I said, "Hey 20 Pack. I'm Licious". He said, "LICIOUUUUUUUUS!!!", and gave me a huge hug. I love me some 20 Pack.

Next was Pretty. You will hear me say this 100 times during this article, but it's true... t.v. does Pretty NO JUSTICE. He is extremely handsome in person. A fan had asked me to take a picture with them and Pretty was standing to the right of me sort of staring at me like he knew me but didn't know from where. So I said, "Don't be acting like you don't know me boy! It's Licious." He smiled really big and said, "Girl, you better hurry up and take that picture so I can hug you!" *Yes, I was smiling from ear to ear when he said that!* We hugged and took some pics together and talked for awhile. Pretty says he's at peace with VH1 and 51 Minds and with what happened. He's moved on and is looking forward to future projects that he's working on now. Bones, from ILNY season one, was also in the house. I spoke with him briefly as well.

Midget Mac was in the building and I have already sent him my eye doctors bill for the damage that his BLING caused my eyes! LAWD that boy was FRESH TO DEF! The ice he was rockin brought the temperature down about 60 degrees. Mr. Wise introduced me to Mac. He's as kool in person as you would imagine. By the end of the night, he even hit me with his famous line, "Licious, I fucks wit you!". I can die happy now. I attempted to take a picture with him but my Cousins camera decided it wanted to run out of battery life so it didn't happen but the memories will live forever in my mind LOL! I obviously also hung out with Mr. Wise and we had a good time. He's very laid back, HOWEVER, he likes to party and have a good time too. He was dancing and talking to all the fans and the fellas. A lot of people were suprised that his personality was so outgoing.

The Entertainer is HILARIOUS!!! I told him that I'm going to take his Moms out to dinner when I go to New York next month. He is very friendly and was a fan favorite that night. I also hung out with Buddha for a hot second. I actually went out with him, Punk, & Wolf back in November and we all had a really good time together. Wolf is very down to earth. He's a southern gentleman and was MUCH loved by the ladies that were in attendance at the party we were at that night. I danced with him a little and the boy has MOVES yall. LOL! Meeting those 3 in person last month was a wonderful experience. Again, television does them NO JUSTICE. They are extremely handsome in person. Us hanging out that night was PRE-BEEF so I have no gossip to report there. All was well between Buddha and Punk the night we chilled. *R.I.P. to that friendship*.

I won't bore you with all the details of every convo I had during the party that night *LOL* but I can say that hanging with the fellas was extremely enjoyable. Unfortunately, I can't give any details about what happened during the reunion show taping but I will give you this hint: It is MUST SEE T.V. so make sure you tune in. Check your local listings for show time & date!

Here are some pics from the party. Enjoy!!

Me & Man Man (Dayum, we look cute together, huh? LOL)

Me, Mr. Wise, & Ears

Mr. Wise & Demby (One of Mr. Wise's music Producers)

Pretty, Champion, & Doc with fans

Me & Wolf (This was taken back in November)

Man Man, Cheezy, & Sweetie Pie

Licious

Buddha and fan

Me & Mr. Wise

The Entertainer, Me, Ears, & Cheezy

Me & 20 Pack

Me & Sweetie Pie (Yes, we're in the bathroom! It's co-ed LOL!)

Punk & Me
(This was taken at the party we attended together in November)

Buddha & Me (Taken at Novembers party)

Me, Wolf, & my Sister, Shaunny (Taken party in November)

*Credit: Eva, Big Randall, & Facade (Photos)

*Until next time... Don't be a swagger jacker! Get a swagg of your own!!*

*You've just experienced some HOLLYWOOD Liciousness

Ummmm, MY BAD!!! I just found another video on You Tube. This video was taken during Homecoming Weekend at Howard University. ENJOY!




*Credit: You Tube

Until next time, DON'T BE A SWAGGER JACKER! GET A SWAGG OF YOUR OWN!!

*You've just experienced some You Tube Liciousness*

To all the lucky ladies in Michigan, this post is for YOU! Punk has an appearance coming up soon. Here are the details:

Saturday, November 3, 2007
Drink Ultra Lounge
72 Monroe Center, Grand Rapids Michigan

My understanding is that Punk will be at the club from 11pm - 130am and will be doing a VIP meet & great with all of his fans. So, if you live in the area, or can make it to the area and want to meet Punk, now's your chance!! For those that can't make it, *Or perhaps a tease for those who WILL be in attendance*

here's a little video I found on You Tube!! ENJOY!

Until next time, DON'T BE A SWAGGER JACKER! GET A SWAGG OF YOUR OWN!

*You have just experienced some Punk Liciousness*

HOT OFF THE PRESSES!!! *That's mad corny, huh??*

Punk is the newest member of Roc Star Swagger Entertainment, which is an entertainment company that promotes & represents models, actors, singers, etc. The company has several different divisions, including a management division. Punk is now being represented by Roc Star Swagger Management, and his managers' name is Bridget Johnson.

Punk has been spotted all over the place making big moves including the BET Hip Hop Awards down in Atlanta. Rumor has it that Punk and Midget Mac were there enjoying the festivities and were swarmed by tons of fans! *I wish I had You Tube footage of that. DAMMIT!* He linked up with some ladies while he was down in Atlanta who I think you might know. Look familiar?

Punk has also done several guest speaker appearances and has been spotted on a few red carpets over the past couple weeks. He also attended Howard's Homecoming festivities in Washington, D.C. this past weekend. He's a busy man! It's hard being that FINE!

Until next time, DON'T BE A SWAGGER JACKER! GET A SWAGG OF YOUR OWN!!

*You have just experienced some INFORMATIVE Liciousness*

Good evening people!!!! *Crickets. Everyone else is out partying except you, Licious*

I just got this e-mail from a loyal Blogspot reader. She informed me that Saaphyri had a little guest appearance on TV1 *Dish network subscribers are the only lucky folks with this channel*. Here's the SAAPHYRI CLIP *Click the words and it takes you to the website* Enjoy!!!

*Credit: Kasanageni & TV1

Until next time, DON'T BE A SWAGGER JACKER! GET A SWAGG OF YOUR OWN!

*You've just experienced some passin info Liciousness*

What's Goodie, Blog Lovers?!?!?

Hope all is well on this wonderous Tuesday! *Im using The Secret in the hopes that if I act positive, positive things will begin to happen. I'll keep you posted.*

Anywho, thought you guys might like to see the Episode 2 recap that Heat & 12 Pack did. These dudes crack me up. I swear. ENJOY!

*Until next time, DON'T BE A SWAGGER JACKER! GET A SWAGG OF YOUR OWN!

*You've just experienced some hilarious Liciousness*

I just found this sneak peek video of episode 2. Ummmmm, HEE-LARRY-US! It's only about 2.5 mins long but PLEASE, pay close attention to IT during this clip. OMG... I can't take this. My guts are officially BROKEN from laughter. I'm off to the Emergency Room... ENJOY!

Until next time, DON'T BE A SWAGGER JACKER! GET A SWAGG OF YOUR OWN!!

*You've just experienced some HILARIOUS Liciousness*

*Looking down at Steups post* Great minds think alike...

It was bound to happen... alliances have formed. You've already heard about The Distinguished Gentlemen's Tour from Steups. But, it's about to get real HOOD throughout America. Allow me to introduce you to The Hoodfellas. That's right, you heard me correctly. They are ready to take over the world. And how could they NOT succeed with this formula?? The Hoodfellas are made up of the following I Love New York 2 cast members:

*Note: I took the descriptions of each one of The Fella's right off of their group My Space Page so these are their descriptions, not mine. LOL!*

Mr. Wise a.k.a. Cool and relaxed until you fuck wit me.

*Ain't that the troof!*

Midget Mac a.k.a. Call me Mac, Muthafuckas!! *ROFLMAO! I love Mac!*

Buddha a.k.a. Head Busta Boota

*INDEED!*

These dudes are SEXY, mixed with the perfect amount of HOOD. *Drools profusely* Make sure to check out The Hoodfellas My Space page, *Click the words and it takes you right to their page!*. And after you friend request them, keep an eye out for thier upcoming tour! They'll be visiting cities throughout the United States. Matter of fact, if you want them in your state, e-mail them and demand an appearance!

*Until next time, DON'T BE A SWAGGER JACKER!! GET A SWAGG OF YOUR OWN!!*

*You've just experienced some HOOD Liciousness - WORD!*

IT's FINALLY HERE, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!

YES! Today is OFFICIALLY October 8, 2007 and the day we've all been waiting for has arrived!! THE WAIT IS ALMOST OVER!!!!! In a few short hours, all of the anticipation will end and we will be reunited with our long lost love! Dramatic?? Whatever... ITS HERE! Mr. New York provided me with this lovely poster of Miss New York so I thought I'd do a little post so that I could showcase it. I need to take a sleeping pill so that these last few hours will go by quickly! LORD PLEASE don't let this day move like frozen molasses! I wish I had access to a jet so that I could fly to all of the premiere parties and do a whole on location thing for The Blogspot! AAAHHHHH... if only. Anyway people, just thought I'd share my very unprofessional excitement with ya! Enjoy the poster by Mr. New York

Until next time... DON'T BE A SWAGGER JACKER! GET A SWAGG OF YOUR OWN!

*You've just experienced some ECSTATIC Liciousness*

HOT OFF THE PRESSES!!

I just received a call from LRM Entertainment saying that they have sent out a press release to all national and international media announcing the signing of Solomon Wise aka Mr. Wise. Here is a copy of the official press release:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
October 5, 2007

Media Contact:
Linda R. Madison
LRM ENTERTAINMENT
Phone: (301) 341-2120
lrmentertainment@gmail.com
http://www.lrmentertainment.org/

LRM Entertainment Signs VH1’s I LOVE NEW YORK 2 Cast Member
SOLOMON WISE

Washington, DC – LRM Entertainment is proud to announce the signing of VH1’s I LOVE NEW YORK 2 cast member Solomon Wise.

Solomon will make his television debut as 1 of 21 men vying for the affections of Tiffany “New York” Pollard on VH1’s I LOVE NEW YORK 2. Does Solomon have love for New York? There is only one way to find out. Tune into I LOVE NEW YORK 2 Monday, October 8, 2007 at 9 p.m. EST/8 p.m. Central.

Born in Camden County New Jersey and currently residing in Miami, Florida. Solomon Wise aka “Hip Hop’s Soul Child” is an accomplished Hip Hop and Spoken Word artist. Solomon is about to make a huge impact on the music industry with his latest album, WINDOWS TO THE SOUL currently available for preview and purchase on CDBaby.com http://cdbaby.com/cd/solomonwise.

“DayznNightz” the first single off of WINDOWS TO THE SOUL is playing to rave reviews within the underground music community. The video for “DayznNightz” can be requested on Video Mix and BET Uncut.

WINDOWS TO THE SOUL is a master piece of dramatic beats and poetic rhymes offering real emotion, heart felt soul and powerful words for those who starve for a true feel inside the art of Hip Hop.

Solomon’s newest single, “Be My Girl”, will be released on Monday, October 8, 2007. Be sure to call your local radio stations on Monday and request “Be My Girl” by Solomon Wise.

All legitimate media inquires and requests for interviews for Solomon Wise pertaining to I LOVE NEW YORK 2 and WINDOWS TO THE SOUL should be directed to his Publicist, Linda Madison via email: lrmentertainment@gmail.com and/or by phone (301) 395-2120.

Linda, aka Publicist Extraordinare, has a star studded stable of clients and is well known throughout the industry as the woman to go to. Congratulations to Mr. Wise and LRM Entertainment!

Until next time, DON'T BE A SWAGGER JACKER! GET A SWAGG OF YOUR OWN!

*Credit: LRM Entertainment & PRWEB.COM

*You've just experienced some informative Liciousness*

*Checking my voicemail* "LICIOUS! You gotta go check out the new pics on Pretty's page. Man, they are HOT!!! Call me back once you've peeped them out. DEUCES!"

Okay... so these pics better be better then a hot fudge sundae cause' I was just about to go to bed. *Listening to music* OH SNAP! This is my joint he got on his page! *Singing* "Yo, Hip Hop started out in the heart. Now everybody tryin to chart, say what!" *Lauryn Hill's Superstar... whatchu know bout that?*. I get onto Pretty's page and OOOOOOO WEEEEEEE!!!!! These pictures are freakin HOT!!!! His bedroom eyes, his beautiful dreads, those sexy lips... *This boy got my mouth watering!*. Let me stop before New York swoops down to try to take a chunk outta my ass. I mean, don't get it twisted, I ain't no punk, *BIG shout out to PUNK!* but I just got my nails done and I can't risk messin up all this sexy fightin with Miss New York over one of her men.

Please allow me to introduce you to Rikado aka Pretty, who will be starring in VH1's hit reality series I Love New York 2. He is from Pearl, Mississippi and attended Mississippi State University where he achieved not only his Bachelors degree, but his Masters degree as well. If that wasn't enough to knock your socks off, he is currently pursuing his Law degree. Looks and brains? Yummy!! This Kat is also very romantic. He was quoted as saying, "The only factor that's missing from this equation is the perfect companion to share my life with and hopefully New York will see my good qualities and chose me as her mate." Awwwww, how cute is that, right?? Now I didn't have a chance to call Pretty before writing this article, *More like I was afraid to call him for fear that I'd flirt with him shamelessly*, so I don't have many interesting tidbits of information to share with you. I do know that Pretty is 24 years old and stands 5'11 with a scrumptious, athletic build. He is also a Scorpio and yall know what that means right? FREAK-A-LEAK! *I wonder what kind of nastiness he engaged in with New York? I bet he was able to make her say "This shit is proper! This shit is proper!", more then Flav did*. Rumor has it that he was raised by his Mother *God bless this woman for bringing such fineness into this world* and that he is funny, compassionate, loving, & loyal. WOW... looks like New York done found her a WINNER!

Now, I know all of you have seen the previews for the show. *Unless you live under a rock or didn't pay your cable bill*. Taylor Made, *My stomach turns everytime I am forced to say that name.* accused Pretty of being gay. Matter of fact, if memory serves me correctly, he even tells New York that he's "heard things" and that he knows Pretty is gay. Ummmm, now yall KNOW I STRONGLY DISLIKE Taylor Made, and him turning out to be a HATER does not surprise me in the least. Gay? I think NOT. Nuff said. *Pretty, don't trip. He hates you cuz he ain't you, Love.* Pretty is the ultimate definition of a pretty boy if I've ever seen one. And may I add, his facial hair is PIN POINT ACCURATE and yall KNOW what that does to The Licious One! *Shout out to Mr. Wise! That man's facial hair is the truth too!* All in all, Pretty sounds like the total package to me: Brains, looks, loyalty, and HEART. Does it get any better? Me thinks NOT. Pretty, if things don't work out with you and New York, you know my number... holla atcha girl!

For those of you in the Mississippi area, Pretty's management company is throwing him an I Love New York 2 Premier Party at TRIOS Restaurant. Pretty will be available for photos and autographs. Now you GOTTA know that with a man this fine in attendance, it is INVITATION ONLY! For more information on how to score a golden ticket to this event, please contact TLS Management Company at 601-502-6864 or email his management team at bookings@tlsmanagementcompany.

If you'd like to join me in drooling over Pretty, please visit his My Space page. *Again, for those who don't know, just click the words My Space and it shoots you right to his deliciousness*. Alright yall, I'm off to try and figure out how to get my own dating show on VH1. If you have any ideas, feel free to e-mail them to me.

Until next time, don't be a swagger jacker! Get a SWAGG of your own!

*You've just experienced some Pretty Liciousness*

What's goodie Blogspot?!?!

Okay, so I was watching VH1 *what else would I be doing right?* and the new commercials for I Love New York 2 started airing. The first 2 that I saw weren't that great. The third times the charm though because that next commercial was like THE BEST 8th grade grind I ever experienced in life!! *Don't act like you don't know what the 8th grade grind is!* They showed clips of the upcoming seasons activites and OOOOO WEEEEEE it had me EXCITED! Not to mention, Solomon Wise was looking YUMMY *Remember: Sexual harassment... you can get fired for that!*

I was also pleasantly surprised with some of the bachelors. The pictures I've been seeing on My Space and VH1 are NOT doing these Kats any justice! *Some delicious dreams are gonna go down tonight!* Anywho, the clips showed some good stuff! I saw IT toungin New York down, *WOW!* New York pushin some dude in the pool, Punk throwing a table, New York giving IT a lap dance, *again, WOW, but a sexy WOW* 20 Pak giving New York a SEXY little kiss, *Mmmmmmmm*, one of the fellas shouting at Taylor Made, Punk & New York gettin cozy *lucky heffa*, and Sister Patterson giving The Entertainment THE BIZNASS!! All and all, it was one of the best teases I've ever experienced to date!

In case you missed it, PLEASE try to catch re-runs of E!'s Chelsea Lately show where she interviews New York. It wasn't the interview that was the best, it was the 3 clips that they showed of the show, one of which contained an all time classic line delivered by none other than Midget Mac *That Kat is THE TRUTH!*. Midget Mac says, "Every single chick I've dated wants to know how my di*k can be so big and I'm so small??" *LMAO* You GOTTA love that Kat!

Alright yall, just thought I'd share my lustful moment with you. Don't forget to watch the I Love New York 2 Casting Special this Monday, October 1st. Check your local listings for air times. And of course, don't forget the season premier the followng Monday, October 8th at 10pm! I'm off to try to decipher yet another one of IT's voicemails. *LAWD HELP THIS BOY!*

Until next time... Don't be a swagger jacker, get a SWAGG of your own!

*You've just experienced some 8th grade grind Liciousness*

Whats goodie, yall??

Okay, so you know I've been talkin to a lot of the I Love New York 2 guys, *Shout out to Solomon Wise, Punk, Midget Mac, Darnell Wright, Boota, Nico ... am I name droppin? My Bad!* and one of the 20 dudes caught my attention based on a his videos AND a statement that he made. You ready for this? This is how the convo went:

Licious: I watched your videos and you're nice! Hilarious too.

IT: Word? Yeah, I rap better then Wise.

Licious: NO WAY! Are you serious????

IT: Yeah, I'm serious. I'm nicer then Wise. I make music you can feel in your bones.

Ummmm, no he didn't!?! LOL!!! Don't get me wrong, I LOVE IT aka Kwame! He is hilarious, talented, NASTY, sexy, & a little bananas. *Yall know I love bananas!* But can he really rap better then Solomon Wise? Licious thinks NOT. IT has skills to pay the bills, NO DOUBT. But in a battle, I'd put my money on Solomon anyday. I found one of his videos on You Tube. I love this freakin video. And when he starts rhyming??? OOOO WEEEE... SEXXAAY! I want yall to take a look and listen and let me know what you think. I have an interview coming up with IT this weekend... please pray for me.

For those of you who would like a better look at IT *I love the name Kwame'!*, please visit his My Space Page (For those that don't already know, if you click the red words, it will take you directly to his my space page). Also, please be on the look out for IT's introduction, which will be written and posted by The Q shortly. Yall don't want to miss that intro. I'm tellin you, those two going at it is better then ANY fight between The Q. and Steups. I CANNOT wait to watch the fireworks. WORD!

Until next time... Don't be a swagger jacker! Get a SWAGG of your own!!

*You've just experienced some ol' skool Hip Hop battle Liciousness*

I was TOTALLY getting ready to call it a night, *It's currently 3:21 a.m. GEEZUS, I need some freaking sleep!* when I read My Gay's a.k.a. Irre's, post about his favorite picks and the people he can't stand. My Gay? My Love? You know I love you, Diva, but HAYL TO THE NAW! First of all, I've said it before, I'll say it again, MIDGET MAC IS THE TRUTH! Nuff said. Lemme refresh the memory of the readers by reposting part of what My Gay said:

"Man~Man: Didn't this guy learn his lesson from T~Bone? The big guy never wins. After being the blunt of a thousand fat jokes, he'll be cut after episode one and never thought of again"

Big people need love too! He's not really that big, he's just THICK. *Mmmmm*. His braids are on point, he's very attractive, he has sexy bedroom eyes, and his lips are extremely suckable, *Did I say that outloud? Dayum*. Not to mention, his facial hair is ON POINT! *Yall know how I feel about facial hair! Shout out to Solomon Wise & Abz*. If New York gives him the boot, I'm gonna cuss up a storm on this blog... I SWEAR I WILL! The only thing that will make me change my mind, is if he turns out to be WACK or extremely stupid during episode one. *I hope he doesn't disappointment me!*. To count him out of the race simply because he eats macaroni n' cheese sometimes is just wrong. Come on now! Okay, let me get off my soapbox and take my mixed ass to bed. Irre, I still love you baby, but I had to defend my Thickums. Matter of fact, I might need to change my list to The Sexy Seven... hmmmm. Until next time, don't be a swagger jacker! Get a SWAGG of your own!

*Credit: My Gay

*You've just experienced some defensive Liciousness*

*Stretchin out REAL lovely like* So, I was sittin in my office at 2:31 a.m. doing some work for Swagga a.k.a Mr. H *YES, I'm doing it Swagg!* and I decided to take a 2 minute break and come read the comments and articles that I missed here today. As I am going through the different comment boxes, (and laughing my ass off at the 85 hour fight between Mr. New York and My Gay a.k.a. Irre), I came accross a comment that stopped me dead in my tracks. Wanna see it? Okay... here it is:

Tailor Made said...

Tailor Made's the only one for New York.... nuff said.

www.myspace.com/tailormadeny

14/9/07 2:27 AM

Because I am such a shallow beyotch, I went to Tailor Made's page to get a better look at him so I could be informed when I critiqued him. I get to his page and I am IMMEDIATELY turned off by his tight ass, electric blue, pin stripped suit. It made me think, "That suit you rockin was Tailor Made for someone one size smaller then you". *Was that mean? I'm sorry*. Yall know I'm into dudes who got that S-W-A-G-G-A and who just OOOOZE sexiness. I didn't get that vibe from Tailor Made. He's an attractive enough dude, but I'm not feelin his style thus far. *SIDENOTE: Tailor Made, it is NEVER a good look to post pics on your My Space page of you getting your chest waxed. NOT SEXXAY!* In his defense, the suit he was rockin in the promo shot over at the VH1 site was A LOT better. If you're wondering why I felt the need to comment on his attire, it's because of his name, "Tailor Made". I just got this image in my head of this dude rockin some FRESH TO DEF suit that was taylor made just for him and that's not what I saw so I had to pull a Mr. Blackwell on him right quick.

On a more positive note, Tailor Made seems to be SUPER into New York. His entire page is dedicated to himself, his daughter, & Miss New York, so the fans gotta love that. Another thing I can give the man, is that he seems to be extremely confident with his, "the only one for New York... nuff said," comment. Mr. New York?? What do you think about this Kat? Holla atcha girl. Oh, and Tailor Made's daughter is TOO cute!!! I just wanna bite her! YUMMY! Feel free to perve his My Space Page and let me know what you think! Okay, I have to get back to work before Swagga sends the posse out to find me. *Lawd, I need a vacation!* Anywho, I'll be putting up individual posts introducing each of my Sexy Six Picks. I'm also working on getting my Sexy Six on my radio show, The L-Down, next week. I'll keep yall posted! Until next time, don't be a swagger jacker! Get a SWAGG of your own!

*Credit: Tailor Made

*Post Published Note: As I was logging off, I went back into the comment box to comment on the aforementioned fight with Irre & Mr. NY, and the comment that prompted this article had been "removed by the author". Things that make you go HMMMMMM.

*You've just experienced some judgemental Liciousness*

OMG! I'm freakin starving to death. And SERIOUSLY, I cannot feel my left pinky and ring finger anymore. I was preparing for my radio interview tomorrow with R&B singer Mike Shorey *Check out The L-Down tomorrow 7pm Pacific/10pm Eastern!* when I was notified thru G-Mail that I had a new message. *I was secretly hoping it was an e-mail from Whiteboy, but shhhh* Surprisingly, it was not an e-mail from Swagga ordering me to handle some sort of urgent business matter *I'm gettin back to work right after this, Swagga. I SWEAR!* It was an e-mail from Ears from I Love New York 2. It also had this pic enclosed.

Am I the onlyiest person who LOVES the "V" shape on the front of a man?? *YUMMY!* I went to perve out Ears page to see what kind of pics and info I could get on him to bring to you, but, alas, there was no info. *Ears, Im lovin your Top Friends list but HOW can a sista get up there? I need to be the onlyiest chick amongst all you delictable fellas!* I KNOW SOMEONE WHO PROBABLY KNOWS EVERYTHING!! *Hint, Hint!*



Q?? What do you know about Sexy Ears?? Give up the goods, Heffa!



For those who don't already know this fun fact, I have 2 pitbulls. They are still considered puppies because they're only 6 months old. Anywho, I'd like to introduce the world to Whiteboy *Yes, that's his real name!* and Bella!!! You will hear me refer to them during my spats of writing. I have to go now because Whiteboy has Bella in a headlock with his paws wrapped around her waist and he's humping her head. Not a good look. Until next time... Don't be a swagger jacker! Get a Swagg of your own, Snitches!




*You've just experienced an Ear-ful of Liciousness*

*Strappin on my bullet proof vest, just like 50 did* GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! So, I open my e-mail this morning and just about passed out when I saw the amount of letters in there regarding my Top 5 picks. Let me explain a few things to yall before I get cut to the white meat or shot up like Fiddy.

A LOT, and I do mean AN EXTRA LOT, of ladies hit me up about not having David aka Punk in my Top 5 picks. Allow me to explain how I could do something so blasphemous. The Q is a master researcher, a Bloodhound if you will, and she discovered who a lot of the guys from the show were WEEKS ago. VH1, not wanting her to spoil the surprise, asked her kindly to hold off revealing her findings until it got closer to the show airing. She graciously obliged them. One of the bachelors that she found was Punk and she started to build a rapport with him. *The luckiest of Heffas!* I didn't want to step on any toes, because I know that The Q has nassy dreams about Punk every night. For those of you who don't know, The Q has a jealous streak that rivals that of Doug Christie's wife *Google it, people*. I'm busy making dreams happen and do not have time to be laid up in the hospital because The Q tried to posion me.

HOWEVER, *duckin the bullets*, Punk hit me up on My Space yesterday and left me some yummy picture comments and has given me the sexiest nickname ever, *Legz. HOT right?*, which has forced me to risk permanant injury by changing my Top 5 to my Sexy 6. *Lord, please protect me and all of my sexxiness. Amen.* Now, I won't be focusing on Punk during the season, as the delictable Q has already snatched him up, (wipes tears), but I am adding Punk to my Top Picks because he is too yummy to deny and partially because of this e-mail.

*Note: Parts of the e-mail were left out:

Was up Licious,

I know Solomon is your boi from way back n all but how are you not going to have David aka Punk as number one? check out his myspace page myspace.com/davidotunga. Not only is he fwinnnnne as all hellllll, but he's got brains too. HARVARD LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - I mean it doesn't get any better den dat. why wuld he even come on this show with dat nasty bitch? I bet he's the mos scrumptous light chocolate man to ever go to Harvard. you know every woman wants brains and beauty. but I mean got damn! NEways he's my number one and shoulda been yours. But you know I got mad love for you girl.

number two should be Nico 20 pak. he looks like a model and has that baby face. not to mention, he's a dancer. I love his pictures too! um mmm mmm

don't get me wrong, Solomon is nice to look at 2. I mean he definitely has the whole Whiteboy thing going on, but does she really want another white boy? Oh, well, if she doesn't, I'll take him. Send him to me.

I don't care what nobody says, I'm feelin ya on the little midget mac. His audition video is crazy!! I don't think he'll win though. He's definitely there to boost the ratings up. i dont care though

holla at'cha girl

By the way, my Top 5 picks were listed in RANDOM order, with the exception of Mr. Wise who was placed at the top intentionally. Punk, I welcome you to my Sexy 6 Picks and onto my Perv These My Space Pages Daily List. PLEASE stay tuned for The Q's Top Picks and her intro of Punk that she has planned. She always brings that fire so I am awaiting anxiously the arrival of her lusty words & descriptions of Punk. *Yummy. I'm off to enter into the witness protection program before The Q strings me up. Until next time... don't be a swagger jacker, get a swagg of your own!

*P.S.: If you're wondering why Punk calls me Legz, feel free to perv my My Space Page to find out *giggles

*You've just experienced some revised Liciousness*

I fished out another favorite of mine from the ship load of e-mails I got about the Top Five Picks article. Jennifer sent me her Top 5 picks along with a rather polite critique of my Sexy Six. LMAO! Thanks Jen! Here's Jen's picks and predictions for I Love New York 2. ENJOY!

1. Punk (I think his real name is David). He's by far the sexiest!

2. Mr. Wise because he reminds me of Whiteboy and I know NY loved her some whiteboy last season.

3. Buddha. A great body and good face will get you near the top, but not quite to number 1.

4. Guy on the group shot with blue and orange striped shirt. By the way, what is his nickname? *Darnell Wright aka Sweetie Pie*

5. 20 pack. He is nice to look at but looks kinda feminine and I know New York don't want another 12 pack.

Anyway, that's how I think it should go. I think the sleeper of the show is the guy called Punk. I looked at his My Space and he is gorgeous!

There you have it Ladies & Gentlemen. Jennifer has spoken. Until next time, don't be a swagger jacker. Get a swagg of your own!!

*You've just experienced some informative Liciousness*

I promised a Man Band recap, I'm giving you a Man Band recap *even though I can no longer feel my left pinky and ring fingers*. Tonight VH1 showed a double feature of Mission: Man Band and I was LOVING both episodes. I am no Groovy Noodles at the recaps, nor do I possess the verbal acrobatics of The Q, but I'm learning yall!! Oh yeah, and please forgive my lack of episode pictures as I have not yet learned how to steal pics from VH1 *not to mention I'm not trying to mess up my chances of getting tickets to the ILNY2 reunion show taping... I ain't stealing NOTHING LOL* Wrote a song about it. Like to hear it? Here it go...


Part I of the Man Band season finale begins with a short recap of the seasons events. *There is no need to recap this since I just gave you a massive mini-recap yesterday, right? Good.* Last episode, we learned that the dreadful Manager From Hell, Miss Kate, got the fellas booked at Mansion, which is THE hottest club in Miami. I was sort of nervous about that because of the previous debaucle at the Miami Heat half time show. *I still have tomato stains on my wife B from that episode*. OMG... during last nights massive mini-recap, I totally forgot to tell you guys about Angela who is the stylist for Sure Shot. This chicks laugh sounds like a wounded heyena going thru crack withdrawls, who is being beaten to a slow death with a pair of Flav's old fronts. It's THE WORST laugh in the history of laughs. I swear. Anyway, Angela rolls thru and gives the fellas their clothes for their performance at Mansion. *I seriously need to go to Mansion because that place looks like THE TRUTH!*


The fellas are hyped about performing in South Beach and they get loaded up into the tour bus and head over to their first radio interview which was at Y100 with DJ Michael Yo *who is totally hot by the way. Michael... holla atcha girl*. DJ SexyLicious starts the show off by introducing all of the fellas. My guts were rumbling when he looked at Brian and said, "Bryan from Color Me Badd. OLD SCHOOL! We're taking it REAL old school!" *THUD! NO WAY! Did he just say that?!* Bryan took it like a champ and just laughed it off. *You better then me B. Love* So Rich (LFO dude) starts to explain how the band got put together and whatnot and Chris (N*Sync) says, "It's a joke. It's a huge joke on us." This does not sit well with The Manager From Hell. She was heated. "He takes the music seriously but clowns on everything else. He needs to express that this is real and it's not a joke." COME ON, Miss Kate!!! Chris is known for his snarky sense of humor. It's part of his appeal. This chick needs to be FIRED immediately. *Where's Donald Trump when you need him???* Anyway, Rich says, "We're 4 guys who just wanna do music." Rich successfully smoothed that moment over right? WRONG! What does Chris say, "Make sure you come out to the concert over at Mansion if you wanna see how fat and ugly we've gotten. It's GREAT! You can laugh and point and say, 'OMG he used to be my favorite!'" *ROFLMAO! This guy needs to be on Last Comic Standing.. seriously*. Again, Miss Kate = not impressed at all. NICE.


The fellas head over to sound check. Everyone was feeling comfortable and it showed! They sounded and looked good. All is well in Man Band Land until Chris starts asking The Manager From Hell where the mic stands he requested were? OF COURSE, being that she's the WORST manager in the history of manager's, she has NO idea where the mic stands are. Chris keeps asking where the mic stands are and why she doesn't know where they are. He demands to know, "who's mess up was it on the mic stands?" He says, "It's a managers duty to make sure everything runs smoothly." *He is 100% right about that* Miss Kate is standing there DUMBFOUNDED *extra dumbfounded is more like it* and she states, "I have no idea where the mic stands are." COME ON! When are they gonna fire this chick??

After the sound check, the fellas & Miss Kate go out to dinner. During dinner, Chris tries to explain to her that she needs to take responsiblity for her mess up's and that it was her job to make sure that they had mic stands. He wants to know what's going to happen in the future when she messes up on something huge? Miss Kate's response was, "I don't think you realize how hard I've been working at this thing. *Her funky hair-do and wrinkled jeans clearly show that she's not lying* It's not my fault you didn't have mic stands!" Chris calmly asks, "Who would you like to point to who's fault it is?" Miss Kate delivers a statement that almost makes me pee my pants, "I'd like to point at you!" *CTFU! NO WAY!* Yes people, she was serious. She tries to use a classic turn-the-tables-transfer-of-negative-energy move on Chris by pointing out that he acts like this whole thing is a joke to him and that he's not taking it seriously. What in God's name does that have to do with YOU not making sure they had mic stands?? Someone give them my number... QUICKLY! *Sidenote: Miss Kate not only has no idea what she's doing as a manager, but she shows up to everything looking like they just peeled her out of her bed. WTF?*

After Chris delivers the final blow by telling Miss Kate, "I don't want people like you screwing up this bands career", they head off to the tour bus *which is HOT by the way* to head over to Mansion for their performance. Everyone is backstage freaking out! They are all totally nervous. Jeff is sweating like Michael Vick in General Population, Bryan looks like he wants to puke, & even Chris is shaking in his boots. The crowd is HYPED and DJ Irie (sexy AND HOT DJ in Miami), comes out and introduces Sure Shot. At this point, I'm ready to grab a mic and get busy with them my dayum self! Just when it looks like we will have our storybook ending, someone starts the track too soon! The fellas are screaming for someone to cut the track and nobody does. They push Bryan out onto the stage against his will and.... the show ends. Don't worry people! I'm gonna post Part 2 next. I wouldn't do yall like that, Boo Boo's!


Please enjoy this short intermission while I attempt to harness the Chee and refrain from tracking Miss Kate down and Bit@ch slapping her. She's THE WORST. Okay... BRB.


*You've just experienced some partial Liciousness*