Pumkin, you are officially the worst bitch in the history of reality television!
I still cannot believe Pumkin spat in New York's face. It was not as much spit as it appeared because, clearly, VH-1 enhanced the expectorate, but still, she spat in New York's face!
I have said it a thousand times, there is something likeable about New York; and after today's incident I know what that something is...the girl has chutzpah.
I freaking cheered when she grabbed Pumkin's hair and knocked her head into a camera. To say that bitch got what she deserves is an understatement.

What galls me is Pumkin has continued to write on her blog, refuting elements of the show and commenting on other matters, when she should be in hiding. She should be awash with disgrace!
Anyway, it made for good television so let's not be hypocrites pretending to be all upset by this...it's all about entertainment and today's show was nothing if not entertaining.

As expected this week's episode centered on Flav Flav meeting the parents of New York, Hoopz and that bitch whose name will never again be mentioned.
Flav took the spitting cobra and her mother for a pedicure and manicure; and it was there the bombshell exploded that the bitch -oh hell I can't go on like this.
I'll start again...it was there the bombshell exploded that Pumkin is a reality television slut.
Regular readers of this blog knew that already because I mentioned I saw her on 'Blind Date' and MTV'S 'Next!' But Flav Flav wasn't happy and particularly so because he unclocked Hottie for that very reason -though I am sure the fact she is insane contributed as well.
Pumkin tried to defend herself saying "I am not like trying to get on tv...it's just like 4 game-shows, a talk-show and this (Flavor of Love)."
Uh! And this girl has a degree in psychology?
Okay, it's actually Business Management but Psychology made the joke better.

At that moment we knew the time was up for Pumkin, but we did not know she would go down fighting...errr spitting.

Hoopz's mother was better looking than I thought and Flav took her and Hoopz to a Medieval themed restaurant where he (Flav) was eventually knighted. There was one funny moment -it wasn't actually that funny- where another girl at the restaurant asked "who's that?" and her friend answered "Flava Flaaaav", with the 4 a's and everything. Ha! Just kidding.
But still you don't know who Flav Flav is!?
He is only the greatest reality television star since Coral from Real World. Lord that girl has great breasts; but I digress.

Hoopz' mother was 'feeling' Flava Flav, maybe a bit too much for Hoopz's liking. Earlier at the restaurant Flav Kissed her (the mother) and said "I have been wanting to do that for the longest anyway", but in the limousine it was Hoopz' mother's turn to do the talking. She invited him to hook up and hang out with her if ever he was in Michigan and said -speaking alone to the camera- "if Nikki doesn't want him, I want him."
What the fuck?

Next was New York's parents -her father came too. It took a while to view that part of the show because VH-1 killed us with advertisements -Hyundai Azera, a Boost mobile ad with Travis Barker and that annoying Enzyte commercial.
Anyway, I am writing much too much so let's just cut to the chase and say New York's mother is a weird-ass looking crazy woman. She looks like an African-Apache, and a frightening one at that
She called Flava's art "demonic" when 'idiotic' was more apt, and described him as a "buffoon" when...heck yeah we have to give that to her.

She also noticed way before I did that Flava Flav's clocks are stuck on six o'clock.
Damn, I feel stupid to have not noticed that, but I would feel even stupider with spit on my chin. Ha, I still cannot believe Pumkin spat in New York's face.
I hope she busts her ass at the Reunion show.

Shit, I almost forgot, we found out New York's real name today, it's Tiffany Patterson; awww how cute.

That's it for me, keep viewing as next week they're off to Mexico and you what they say about Mexico, 'what happens in Mexico stays in Mexico'.

As you may know (or perhaps not) today they tape the Flavor of Love reunion show in Los Angeles. It is free to the public but you busters can't get in because it's by invitation only.
But, I am sure if you are a girl and willing to sleep with Flav Flav he can probably swing you an invite. I wish I was there to see Smiley in person, maybe grab at something I should not.
By the way, it's Pumkin, not Pumpkin; I wouldn't care but as an Internet traffic whore I depend on search-engines to get me readers and if they are searching for the wrong name then......never mind, you don't care do you?

The cast of the show is fielding questions from the studio audience.
According to VH-1, 'You'll get an opportunity to ask questions of your favorite cast members, hear them revisit good times and bad, and even to be among the first to find out how things went for the girls after their time was up'

My first question would have been 'has anyone who kissed Flav Flav got a man since?'
CNN and Fox News have nothing on me with brilliantly insightful questions like that...

Remember Cherry from the show? Well her pictures aren't that bad, in fact she looks quite fetching, if you know what I mean.
Here are a few of them, but she should work on her comedy routine. Her my spaces blog said she is 99 years old. Is that supposed to be funny?


Her real name is Mieko, which is original, and not bad...for a parakeet!
And she has an aka too -that's also known as for those of you who've never been incarcerated- it's Miss Gabby Chic.
Whatever.


Before I end this, do you remember Sweetie?
Maybe I was getting over a bad lunch at TGIF because I cannot imagine what made me forget her. This girl is sexy. I mean SEXY!

I can't say how embarrassing it is that I waste all my time on Yahoo! Messenger or my Motorola Razr -the pink one if you please- chatting about Flavor of Love.
But before I talk about the girls parents coming to the show, I want to thank whomever it was that mentioned this blog on Wikipedia. The person describes this site as 'an interesting internet perspective of the show and PHOTOS of the contestants.'

I could not have said it better myself, but I will try...this flavor of love blog is an interesting internet perspective of the show including photos and pictures of all the contestants.
Whadda you know, I guess I can say it better.
Anyway, thanks for the love, I appreciate it.
Thanks to that link I learned Hoopz's full name is Nicole Alexander.

Next week the parents of New York, Hoopz and Pumkin visit the mansion.
Pumkin's mother looks like an older, wrinklier version of her daughter and that alone should get Pumkin kicked off the show. If that's what she looks like in ten years, I say 'NO CLOCK FOR HER!'
Aw shucks, I am being mean, she is not that bad looking -the mother that is.
She's certainly better looking than Hoopz's mom.
For one this Hoopz's mom looks like a Gypsy, secondly she looks like a Gypsy, and thirdly, she looks like a GYPSY!

Not that there is anything wrong with being a gypsy, some of my best friends are gypsies -I stole that line from a friend of mine. At least we now have an explanation for Hoopz nose.

Then there is New York...New York's mother looked like she just stepped out of an episode of 'As the World Turns'...what the fuck, where did she come from, the planet fuckeverythingaroundme?
If anyone wants to know why New York is the way she is then look no farther than her mother.
All in all it seems this week will be the best episode of Flavor of Love yet.
Here is a picture of Hoopz to thank you for reading this far

Update: I removed the picture but you can find it here.


Incidentally, remember Serious, a sexy latin type chick. Well she is cashing in on her fame with her website, selling t-shirts and stuff. Maybe I should do that.
What she has revealed is VH-1 will be bringing all the Flavor of Girls back for a Reunion episode and taping will begin on Saturday, February 25, 2006 in Los Angeles.Shit that's tomorrow, I better book a flight to Los Angeles, pronto.

Somewhere up there I said she was Latina, but do you know how she describes herself? Are you ready?
She describes herself as a 'Sexy Ethnic Professional Model and Video Vixen/Goddess Cristal Athena Steverson aka Serious from VH1's Celeb Reality Show Flavor of Love'

No kidding, I did not make that up, it's in the source code of her website.
Pictures of Cristal Steverson.

Last week I urged some of my readers to download Yahoo! Messenger or MSN Messenger and come chat with me online. At least one person listened to me; Claire from Syracuse not only wasted two hours with me but she sent me her opinion on what's going down on 'Flavor of Love'
I think she is better than me actually...

Oh Hell, 'Flavor of Love is the greatest reality show on television -shame not included. I hope you realize your Smiley fetish is not useful because had she still been there we would not have had Pumkin to piss off my girl New York.

New York threatened to beat her ass and it appears she will do just that in next week's episode. As the show gained enormous popularity Hoopz's website was taken down, and no website of New York's has ever been found, leading to speculation that they are the final two. (Look for next week's episode to see if I am right)

I thought they would be the last pair up to a few days ago, that is, until VH-1 began promoting the next episode as "the most shocking elimination you will ever see."
If Pumkin stays and New York does not receive a clock I will surely cry. If that happens we will no longer savor her funny-ass quote like:

"I am not gonna share my man with another woman; and a big-girl at that"

or her comparison of herself and Goldie before the date with flav in San Diego

"She's a cute girl next to gorgeous. Gorgeous is going to devour cute"

That bitch is so crazy.

She had like a thousand quotes but I don't know if you guys want to read all of them so I only posted two.
One of the quotes I missed when I saw the show, because I never heard New York say Hoopz is an "undercover lesbian"!
Ha!
Anyway, I know you prefer pictures to reading all this stuff so look around for pictures of Hoopz and Smiley and Hottie or look below for pictures of Pumkin including one from her appearance on the MTV show 'Next'.

If you are a regular reader then you are probably aware my favorite delegate from the show was Smiley. But if you are a regular viewer of the show then you are probably here to see pictures of Hoopz.
If that's your aim then look around the blog, there are scores of pictures of Hoops.

First, this is the website or rather webpage of the guy who dumped Smiley and caused her to not receive a clock. You can judge for yourself.
He is from Toronto, Canada but originally from a small town called Meggen in Switzerland. He also says he has lived in the United Kingdom, Jamaica and Trinidad & Tobago.
Well I too have lived in Trinidad and Tobago and they would never let an idiot like that live there.
Go here for pictures of beautiful women in Trinidad and Tobago.
And here are Smiley's pictures I promised you:


I will upload more pictures of the Flavor of Love girls later today or tomorrow, keep reading and supporting the blog. Thanks.

Note: I forgot to post a link to the Caribbean women initially. I have since corrected that. It's just one picture though you have to search the site to find many more pictures of Trinidad and Tobago women. I also removed the provocative picture of Smiley.