Q mentioned the debut of America's Most Smartest Model a while back, but I paid it no mind really. But, a few days ago, I caught a repeat airing and let me tell ya, it's yet another reality hit for VH1.

I missed a fair bit but I can tell you there are, or rather were, 8 men and 8 women until two of each were eliminated. The eliminated guys were Slavco, a former contestant on 'Kept' (starring Jerry Hall) and Gaston, an Argentine whose pick-up lines are almost as good as mine.
The eliminated girls were Jame, and Victoria, a rich Mormon (aren't they all?)

The show tries to marry smarts with modeling, so the challenges ranged from cat-walking to a 'spelling bee'. But the real attraction to the show are the characters and this bunch is mad funny. And crazy, too.

The 'funny' tends to come from a guy named Jesse, an African-American bisexual who graduated with honors. When one contestant messes up a designer's name during the spelling bee challenge, he says, "she can't spell that, she can't even buy that shit. Sit down!"
And when Daniel (a doctoral candidate in Psychology) successfully spells 'bacchanalian'; Jesse had me cracking up when he remarked, "whatta whatta, what the fuck!" (dude is too funny)

Other great characters are Andre (a Russian-born model), who has an inflated opinion of models; "people die to be us, bro". And Mandy Lyn who has a half-million MySpace friends and gets annoyed when people inaccurately describe her enhanced lips, "...it's not collagen, it's silicone"
Besides that you just have to watch a show where contestant say things like "dirty penis", "you gotta nice hiney" and one has Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder.

So, if you trust my opinion, you'll watch the show. Here's a ginormous picture of the cast of America's Most Smartest Model to get you going.
Cheers.
Cast_of_America's_Most_Smartest_Model

12 comments

  1. S // 13/10/07 1:28 PM  

    Hey, anyone around?

  2. LadyRay // 13/10/07 1:37 PM  

    Loving this show so far. Jesse is my favorite, he had me cracking up too. His facial expressions are the best.

  3. FOL // 13/10/07 1:51 PM  

    Yes S; I mean, s.
    Ladyray, dude is good tv

  4. Anonymous // 13/10/07 3:07 PM  

    Whats goodie Party People? I see everyone is out doing their thang thang. Just wanted to poke my head in and say helllerrrrr.

    By the way, WHO does a woman have to sleep with to get JP to return her My Space request to have work done on her page???? Please let me know so I can give them some... IMMEDIATELY. Thanks.

  5. Webmaster // 13/10/07 3:38 PM  

    cherries, tires, balls...cherries, tires, balls LMAO

  6. FOL // 13/10/07 3:46 PM  

    Aurelius, whatcha thought 'boutt he show?

    Hey licious

  7. Glamourvixen // 13/10/07 3:48 PM  

    OK I have a question whch one of the dude is bisexual?

  8. Webmaster // 13/10/07 4:00 PM  

    steups, it wasn't as bad as I thought it would have been. The russian guy cracks me up with some of the things he says.

    and mandy lyn looks like an ugly version of Traci Bingham

  9. ~MEALE~ // 13/10/07 4:05 PM  

    Hello Steups, Shawn, Aurelius and anyone else thats around.
    I agree this show is too funny.

    I was so happy when they shut the Russian guy down, he swears he's the man.

  10. FOL // 13/10/07 4:17 PM  

    Well this is good to know because I thought I was alone in enjoying this show.

    Shawn, it's the black-dude (top-left)

    Meale, did you hear when the guy said "I think Andre is from Chernobyl", lmao.

  11. ~MEALE~ // 13/10/07 4:22 PM  

    Yes! That was too funny.
    How're are you today Steups

  12. FOL // 13/10/07 4:39 PM  

    Pretty Good. Sorry for the late reply, and for the even later reply to your next comment.

    I'm off to the grocery...back in twenty minutes

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