So, Jes is the winner of Rock of Love. And who can blame Bret for choosing her when the other girl looked like shit.
I can't do a recap of the finale until lunch-time tomorrow, unfortunately, because I have to go to the airport. (you know how it is with me an airports)
Hopefully, you guys can chat up a storm until then...if you're lucky, maybe Q might do the recap tonight.
Cheers.
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No point voting now, 2/3rds of you picked Jes as the winner anyway.
Only 1/5th of you opted for Heather and I am sure they regret it after seeing her fuck me hair and her fuck you dress
steups all i have to say is bring on i love new york 2 and flavor of love 3
please do, i'm with anon. The reunion clip didn't even make me want to watch it. Oct 8th please
that what i'm taking about gabrielle oct 8th i love new york and in jan 2008 flavor of love
Thease show are sooo retarded. It is always the same thing. They pick the girl that is least likely to ever want them. Heather was perfect for him. He is a "rock star" why would he pick Jess?
Let's take up a collection to buy Bret a new wig!!! I guess Viagra is not compatible with diabetes?
LOL you know what funny gabrielle today was my very first time i watch rock of love LOL i'm Glad to see it go
I enjoyed this show. It was different than the usual Flavor of Love/ I Love New York
wow! to be honest i thought jes was too young and ok i'm going to say it, 2 fun for bret. i see her as modern and him as classic; as in classic pleather, era of tight rolled jeans and strippers galore. heather was more up his alley in my opinion. perhaps that's the reason he wanted something new... hey he's rich and jes is game, rock on!
yay, he picked Jes. Big deal.
-Arrival
Heather the lesbian/bisexual cougar was once again interested another young woman, this time a Mexican resort dancer, no not stripper and not paying attention to Bret
-Room check in/dinner
They get a little catty. Neither of them would eat and we know Weathered eats like a coougar...or horse usually. Bret looked as confused as Flav does when the women fight, although they were not really fighting or talking. Bret basically askes Heather is she a bisexual, she says it is an act*
-Heather's Date
Dune buggy riding, seems fun.
Bret-"I am not feeling well"
Heather-Okay, I want to drive
Bret-I am not feeling well (although I don't think she knows of his diabetes)
Heather-weeeee, this is fun
She returns to the room and jes says she smells like rotten pu$$y, a classic line that illustrates that Jes has a quick wit about her. Heather is happy cause she apparently smells like semen. She then warns Jes to think about where his tongue was every time she kisses him. During the date, HEather professes her love to him and may as well be saying Captain Savee-a-hoe, please I wanna be saved!
-Jes's date
despite Cougar's warning, she promptly kisses him. They go on a yacht ride, then dinner. She recognizes that he is not himself and mentions it to him. She is very caring and nuturing, but to be fair, she is told that he has diabetes and he goes into life saving techniques. (This would be useful for when she is taking care of his geriatric ass). She apparently lets down her guard
Finals-Sometime, Heather says the words every guy wants to hear from a girlfriend, not a wife I WILL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE BRETT HAPPY or something to that effect. Brett does not know who to pick and gives one last test: Will you two be willing to share me and both be my girlfriends? HEather, of course says yes being that she is probably more interested in Jes than Bret anyway. Jes says no, it is not in her. Bret calls Heather (Tweety Bird for the yellow dress and the birds nest hair) and tells her she is not the one. She storms off, cusses Brett out, laments him using her and lying to her, getting his name tatted on her neck, etc.
Jes may be young, but she was smart enough to realize that Heather was in it to be saved, she was looking for the golden ticket.
Also, Jes was not sure how she felt about him! Why is she even still there? She should have left the show with Brandi the cum drinker.
I think he picked the more caring one out of the two, and who is anyone to judge how you meet people?
LOL ANON I WISH TONIGHT WAS MY FIRST NIGHT WATCHING IT WITH U. I GUESS I'LL WATCH THGE REUNION SINCE IT LEADS INTO ILNY2.
BUBO GREAT RECAP
I enjoyed your recap bubo.Glad that boring ass show is over.
I think Bret knew Heather was the best match, but if he chose her, how would he ever be able to make more money off a second (or third) show? He knows Jes is in it for the exposure and she'll drop him like a bad habit as soon as Maxim calls to do a photo shoot. Bret and Heather were so deliciously white trash together, they were perfect for each other. He should bring Heather back on the inevitable second season a la New York, but actually pick her the second time around. Anyway, I feel for Heather, she appeared to be someone trying to get her life together and find a good guy and she got passed over for someone playing a game. You know she would have stayed with him if he picked her. And the hair! I'm so going to miss the elimination night hair.
I can't wait for the reunion show.
I owuld give it to Heather from the back - did you see her last night in that thong. I knwo she has NO ASS but still - she could get it. All these shows are about are the Stars getting pussy - Flav had sex with most of the girls on his show and you are not going to tell me that Bret did not fuck Heather AND Jes. These shows are legal forms of prostitution and an opportunity for the hosts to get their rocks off. I am no hater though - if it works - ROCK ON AND YEAHHHH BOYEEEE!!!!
way to go jes.hey bret knock that whore new york off tv.i hate that bitch.
WHATEVER!!!! THEY ALWAYS GO FOR THE PRETTIER GIRL ANYWAYZ!!!!!
Oh and a word of advice - dont tatoo ANYONE'S name behind your neck LOL!!!!
The diabetes scene between Bret and Jes could have been touching had he not kept insisting that he have that thing "jammed in his ass"
Makes you wonder what happened in the hot tub (wasn't he not feeling well, what was he doing in a goddamned hot tub). Hot diabetic sex concluding withe something "jammed up Bret's ass"
The whole thing was as icky as Bret's wigwam.
And Poor Heather. The hair, the yellow dress, the stench, the tattoo...the loss.
Heather was a over-the-hill, lying, stupid, gold digging skank.
Jes was hot and adorable.
Good choice Bret. Rock of Love was WAY better than Flava of Love and I Love New York. Check the ratings bee-yotches!
Last time the rating were checked, Rock of Love was not producing the numbers of 'Flavor of Love' or 'I Love New York'.
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way to go jes.hey bret knock that whore new york off tv.i hate that bitch.
you should be ashamed of your self! new york rules all and you just suck at life. but anyway THANK GOD I GOT TO SEE HEATHERS NASTY ASS WALK OUT OF THAT HOUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD!!!! I WAS IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD TODAY!!! WOO HOO I HATE HEATHER
Heather should have won. Jes doesn't even like Brett. And she's much too young for him.
Heather was perfect for him - pretty, fun, actually knew his friggin music and genuinely liked him.
Oh and it turns out Heather never said "yes" to sharing him as a boyfriend, she answered yes to another question, said no to sharing and the producers edited the scene to make it appear that she was saying 'yes' to sharing Brett.
Same stuff they do on FoL.
I've got a question....did anyone notice that Jes wasn't like really happy that she just won???
baby, in the hot tub..he simply played hide the diabetic shock poen and jammed it in her ass.
Yes, true that would hurt like a bitch!
I just read her interview, seems in 6 months, she has only spoken to him once...HMMMMMM........