I love New York Episode 7 recap

We've missed New York haven't we?
Sure she's had her moments but her fans know we were just scratching the surface; until this Episode.
Well, the Flavor of Love 1 New York is back....but let's get to the recap

8:58
(The show always seems to begin with a guy in bed or at an exercise machine; if that happens one more time I'll cut myself with a razor-blade)

9:01
12 Pack and Real are on the grounds working out....
(Oh f*ck)

Moving on...
Last episode Tango vowed to be more assertive and show New York in a tangible way that he's prepared to fight for her (for; not with) and the opening scenes immediately proves that the two week break did not scupper his plan
(what's that? The two weeks didn't actually take place at the time of filming? Whateva)

Taking a leaf from someone I can't recall Tango prepares a platter of one rose and a love letter which he gently places at the foot of New York's bedroom door. New York gathers her morning gift and reads the note aloud (it's tv after all. Shoot; we gotta know what's in there)
The note read:
To my New York,
I am not them, I am him.
(Wow; that's some Khalil Gibran shit)

The scene shifts to the first-floor where the men are, and soon enough they are instructed to gather at the foot of the staircase for an announcement from New York.
New York appears and prefaces the announcement with a short speech that informed the contestants they would be welcoming special guests today; guests who knew them best.

Chamo, with that undignified walk of his, stepped forward to open the main door and present the first guest.
Who could it be? Malay (or however the name is correctly spelled); Chance's ex-girlfriend!
(Oh shit; I thought the ides of March were the 15th; not the 5th? Why bring the back-stabbers?)

New York had invited the ex-girlfriends of the remaining guys to learn more of her suitors.
Malay was pretty (or rather is pretty, I don't think she's dead) . Far too pretty for Chance. But if Jay-Z has Beyonce and DJ AM has Mandy Moore; then anything can happen if you're in the right place.

Of course the guys now knew what was up and waited with nervous anticipation for their ex to appear. Whiteboy looked more nervous than most (hmmmmn)

Next came Sunny, Tango's ex-girlfriend and they shared a hug as the scene shifted to the 'confessional' where New York described her as a "disgrace"
The third special-guest was Melissa; Whiteboy's sister.
(wtf?)

The producer's, try as they did, could not locate Whiteboy's ex-girlfriend and he looked happy as heck to see his sister.
(my guess is to locate Whiteboy's ex, you'll need a shovel, a torchlight and a bullet-proof vest, lmao)

Melyssa (maybe it's with a 'y') is fairly attractive and Real described her as "hot". But if she's 'hot', what word is there for Real's ex?
Cianna is her name (assuming it's the correct spelling) and she is pretty; certainly pretty enough to catch New York's attention.

New York described her as "the cutest one" but was quick to note she's a "stick figure, she can't do anything like I can do it"
Finally, there was Jamie, 12 Pack's ex, who prompted this comment from 12 Pack..."what the hell is she doing here? The last time I talked to the girl I said 'f*ck you' and hung up on her"

But they aren't here for one last fling with their exes and New York and her mother leave with the ladies as Chamo does the 'hot wuk' as he follows them.

:::Among the ads is one that announces Charm School will debut in April:::

(that was nice, but I saw it all before on V-Spot so I can't wait for the ads to end)

And so they do with the second act beginning in a huge white stretch limo and immediately champagne is popped and the dirt is dished...

New York: how is Tango in the bedroom?
Sunny: that's one of his good attributes.
New York: What are his bad points?
Sunny: The bad is everything comes before his relationship

Sister Patterson: Tell me about Chance. Have you ever seen him get high?
Malay: In the industry....I mean, I am sure he does it

Sister Patterson: So Jamie; 12 Pack...so he's totally straight?

Jamie: a few times he's worked at Feather's (a gay strip Club). He adores giving lap-dances, absolutely adores it.
(Chamo's face lights up)

Back in the mansion the guys are discussing the surprise sprung on them and 12 Pack seems particularly down. He is worried because "my ex-girlfriend thinks I have a new girlfriend and doesn't know I broke up with her not too long before I came out here."

Chance is nervous but it's not as apparent. He says "I treat all my women very good"; then he does the 'bang bang bang dance' John Witherspoon did all the time on the 'Wayans Bros.'

The scene returns to the ladies at the Beauty Shop and Malay complains that "Chance was trying to get into my personal life"
(wtf? You're his girlfriend! Get the f*ck outta here with that)

New York's response to that? "I like your honesty. I do like to walk on the wild side and he takes me there"
(but what about Whiteboy? Aren't you gonna ask his sister some shit?)

New York: (Whiteboy) who is he most in love with?
Melissa: Definitely his most recent girlfriend...5 years is a long time.
(five years? He's only 24? Something is not right about that; Whiteboy looks like a gold-fish wouldn't hang around him for five days. Who'll stay five years with that busta?)

Sunny, feeling left out, volunteers that her feelings for Tango, "will never go away".
In reply, New York (in the confessional) says "she better watch her damn step. I'll take that b*tch and cut her in half"
She's also concerned that Real is still in love and warns, "I am definitely no ones rebound"

New York seems pleased with the information she's extracted and says, "the girls really opened up. Who wouldn't they are getting free manicures"
(lol)

The ladies are told to return to their hotel rooms to freshen up (where they bashed New York, no doubt) and meet later for "dinner, cocktails and conflict" (sounds like one of my dates)

The dinner
The girlfriends are returned to the mansion in a black limousine and soon they are sat at the dinner table next to their respective ex-boyfriend and brother (smh)
New York asks, "is there anything you guys want to tell me or confess?"
12 Pack seizes the opportunity to admit he dated a girl for four weeks prior to his coming to the mansion but it ended when she learnt he was a contestant.

New York didn't seem impressed.
(then, why ask if anyone has something to confess?)

New York: I heard you used to work at a gay strip Club call 'Feathers'?

This sets it off at the dinner table with Real and Whiteboy acting the most shocked (I stress on 'acting') and 12 Pack answers the accusation with a reply that began with two friends, included his being paid $27 an hour; and ended with his receiving "like 95 bucks in about 15 minutes work"
(dude, that means you got $88 in tips for giving men lap-dances. Not a good defence)
At this point it'll take something really special to save 12 Pack from elimination.

Whiteboy is next and New York confronts him about not telling her of his five-year relationship
New York turns her attention to Tango and says, "you lost a great girl...you want her (Sunny) back?"
Tango stumbles and answers, "that part of our relationship doesn't exist anymore"

Just when she had Tango cornered; Chance bails him out with a drunken, Hennessey-inspired intervention. The focus is now on Chance and he launches into a bizarre rap...

"I was too busy spending time with my boys
And she was too busy playing with her toys"

(I knew that girl was freaky and....wait? Did Chance just admit he is gay?)

New York's response to the drunken rant is, "the man is nuts, he's crazy, he's psychotic, and he talks before he thinks; so we have a lot in common"
(lmao)

It's Real's turn in the hot-seat now and with his customary method of dash and honesty he confesses "I've got a lot of feelings for the girl (Cianna) but I wouldn't say I am in love with the girl", without any consequence whatsoever.
(the boy is smooth)

As they leave for drinks outside in the garden, New York notes the attention Tango is giving to Sunny and reminds us that she is "a jealous-ass woman"
And goes farther to say "just because I invited Tango's ex doesn't mean he spends more time with her than me"
(the HBIC is boiling)

Outside, 12 Pack and his girlfriend discuss his appearance on the show and New York overhears him say "this show will be the #1 show in America and I'll get any job"
(smh...I thought you were smarter than that, son)

Tango finally steps over to New York to chit-chat but she brushes him off with "go talk to your girlfriend" and let's Tango know by actions and words that she doesn't want him around her. As Tango says "at that moment without saying anything else I decided to bounce"

The party ends and it's time for the girls to leave and they all congregate at the door but New York notices one person is missing.
Who is it? Tango!

New York walks upstairs to search for Tango and finds the Tan-man packing...
(Awww shitttttt)

Pt2