I am so tired it ain't nothing to sleep on.
I know I promised to have this sooner rather than later but I got caught up in the final episode of HBO's 'The Wire'. If you haven't seen it yet, you never will, because it's not like they repeat stuff on HBO.
(yawns again)
(tastes merlot)
Well, let me jump straight to it, we have another 'I Love New York' contestant for you and his first-name is either Darin or Darnell so his full-name could be something like Darin Darnell, or vice versa. I'll sort that out later when he adds me.
Darnell's My Space.
He is an Information Systems/ Computer Science graduate of Prairie View A & M University, and that must be one hell of a degree program they offer because he now works as a tennis instructor.
He is also a member of the NAACP ( National Association for the Advancement of Colored People) so I wonder why he'd have a picture of a gorilla on his My Space and title it 'Me when I was 10'.
I don't want to jump to conclusions though so I'll leave that alone.
(plays with goatee)
I guess it's time to see whom we are talking about so here is a picture of Darin:
Funny, I always thought they used Adobe Photoshop® to enhance a picture. Maybe this is a new trend.
If you don't recognize him from the cast photograph, he is the dude in the back and to the right in the jacket.
So that's it then, sorry I couldn't be more Groovy-like and salivate and lick my lips at the sight of a new guy but unfortunately that's one of the bad things about being heterosexual.
I suppose that's why we have the comments box.
Credit & Debit: DorFam (the only external member of the faculty actually doing something)
(finishes merlot)
You mean you aren't actually salivating or licking your lips?
ReplyDeleteIt is I, the one and only femme fatale of the blogspot. Usually I come on here to have fun, but TODAY, I came simply to see who's been talking grimy so I can give them a verbal assasination. And I see now that one of them is due. Revenge, I just want to extend a sincere FUCK you to you and everything you represent. Bitch. If you're a dike (which it seems you are) how DARE you come @ me with that bullshit if you know you're a gotdamn carpet munchin' lesbian? You're in the same fuckin' boat, so don't try to play my face. And STOP calling me a "silly boy", BITCH (or should I say BUTCH) I'm a grown ass man, but I can definitely GET silly if you want me to. I don't give a damn if you're tired of my "Iree Tirade", b/c I'm gonna say what I want regardless. And the fact that you regard evertything I said yesterday as a common tantrum shows that you're closed minded and that you REALLY don't understand. All Irre wants is to be taken seriously. YES, I'm vain. YES I'm shallow, YES I wax my eyebrows, YES I can name and identify over 90 colors (including periwinkle and cerulean), YES I know more brand names than politicians' names, and YES I even wear mascara when I wear black, b/c it brings out my eyes. But as ridiculous as all of that sounds to some of you, I'm STILL a person and not a charecter, and I do all those things not to fit in with the gay trend or simply to belong... that really is ME.
ReplyDeleteGood Morning all
ReplyDeleteSMH not again
ReplyDeleteDJDUMBASS, say whateva you want, I'm unnaffected. I heat shit like that all the time. Be original and tell me something I DON'T already know.
ReplyDeleteIrre I know you are not talkin gto me but check your email in like 5 mins
ReplyDeletedjdbo, you know you font like a regular here.... anyway I dont htink if you are trying to give advice to Irre he is really gonna listen if you are screaming at him
ReplyDeleteWhatever Dj you stupid whore. As a matter of fact who ARE you? Stranger ass anonymous ass bitch. I haven't posted a "love sick rant" b/c I'm no longer love sick. Get a fuckin' life and stop following my life story. It's sad that you're obsessed with me and have read everything I've ever posted. It's flatteringly creepy. And OK @ NV and the e~mail....
ReplyDeletedjdbo so you have never posted before EVER?
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness, I finish my final and I'm under the weather and this is what I come to? lol Irre Baby, how u doin?
ReplyDeleteHey Ice, and I hope you did well on your final
ReplyDeleteMe too, but then again it was history and that's my thing besides writing
ReplyDeletecool beans means you did well good Job lady, ready for the holidays?
ReplyDeleteYes! I'm ready for presents lol My Christmas is going to be kind of hectic though, my mother is going to Cali and leaving me with my bro and sis. Between taking care of them and trying to party through the holidays, I have to pack so I can move
ReplyDeletelol Aww how old are your sister and brother?
ReplyDeleteBro is 14, sis is 9. Everyone thinks my little sis is my daughter though. Guess it's b/c we're so close
ReplyDeleteawww that is so cute you are such a good big sister to watch them goodluck lol
ReplyDeleteThanks, I think I need all the luck and prayer I can get lol
ReplyDeleteI will give you both
ReplyDeleteHey dorfam
ReplyDeleteoh Caramel's Cream is back open all
ReplyDeleteWhoo!
ReplyDeletegood morning everyone
ReplyDelete:;ahem:: irre you cant fuck me thats the point of being gay.
enough on that.
how is everyone?
morning revenge, did you talk daddy steupz into the messageboard with chat room last night
ReplyDeletei didnt speak to him at all...
ReplyDeletei was fast asleep, lol.
thank you Dorfam after hours of hate mail from angry fans I think you would change your mind, especially when i reacted out of anger lol
ReplyDeletelol me too revenge
ReplyDeletei dont waant to workkkkkkkkkkkk.
ReplyDeleteme either but someone has to do it
ReplyDeletelol dorfam, yeah i know what you mean, being a woman you would think is equal to cleanliness...ugh, hhave you ever lived in a dorm? i did for six months and i would never do it again. you expect it from men...not women. ::Smh::
ReplyDeleteNV but why does someone have to do it? we should get paid for blogging, lmao.
when they start passing out checks for blogging let me know boo I will be in line right with you
ReplyDeletelmao@dorfam
ReplyDeleterofl.
wow.
lmao, im literally cringing and laughing all alone in this office...people are gonna thinkim crazy if they pass by my door. lemme stop.
ReplyDeletedorfamm thats soooooooooooooo gross.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Nassy
ReplyDeletehe looks like someone i used to date,lol.
ReplyDeleteHey everyone,
ReplyDeleteJust poppin' in to say hi for a minute.
LOL that DJ bitch is absolutely comical. I'm over you now. And I don't ignore people who are trying to help. Usually all the other people who help me refrain from saying I have sick, twisted gay humour. (hmmmmm.... NAH, doesn't sound like help to me.) If you wanna HELP, you can give me calm, POLITE advice. Kay? ANYWAYZ....
ReplyDeleteRevenge I wouldn't fuck you with Flavor Flav's penis. Just to let ya know.
And NV... HEY Ma~Ma! I must say I missed you! And though everyone on the blog will be curious as to how we got back on such good terms, we BOTH know what's really going on. I LOooooOOOve secrets. And I LOVE me some NV. Smooches Bitch. Oh and Dorfam I've yet to check the latest e~mail you sent, I can't do it from school. But as soon as I read it, I'll hit you back. Other than that..
What's going on in here?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEY GROOVY NOODLES! What's cookin' chica? (LOL) I'm so happy right now I have the chills.
ReplyDeleteHey Irre! I'm supposed to be working at the school again today, but I think I have strep or the flu or some shit, so I'm home. I think I'm gonna go back to bed in a few minutes, but I wanted to say hi. I'm happy you're happy darlin'!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad SOMEBODY'S happy to see me happy. I just want you to know I LOOOOOOOVE you Groovy! SO-SO-SOOOOOOO much!
ReplyDeleteI am back and I dont like this guy
ReplyDeleteand hey Irre boo how is school today
ReplyDeleteAwwwww Irre, you know I adore you too. I missed all of yesterday, but I'm not sure I even want to know about it, from the looks of things.
ReplyDeleteNo groovy you dont and you better get well lady
ReplyDeleteHey NV!
ReplyDeleteThis dude has a better pic of him on his MySpace pics. I'm drooling. But only because my glands are so swollen it hurts to swallow. Otherwise? He's not bad. Definitely not my cabana boy though.
Soooo Momma Groovy some of you r children (me , revenge and Quanda ) were wondering about a messageboard with chat room?
ReplyDeleteOh, School is going GREAT NV. I totally got two numbers today. But I love you more than words could say. It would take TWENTY comments boxes to share how much you mean to me, especially now. I don't wannt get all mushy b/c we're both too sexii for that. Ya dig? And what's this I hear about a message board and chat room? I So TOTALLY would never crack through the firewalls and get into a chat room @ school. I would NEVER get to speak to you guys. *sniffles*
ReplyDeleteAnd HEY! I wanna be a Groovy Kid, too dammit.
Irre I understand baby Mountains of love, and if it a messageboard you can post without goin gin the chat room same whayyou do here i dont care for chat rooms and you are a Groovy kid
ReplyDelete*smiles*
ReplyDeleteIf being e~mailed to death is the worst thing that can happen to me, then BRING IT ON! And where the hell is Sanyo? (He's sooooo funny!) And NV, I was online earlier and I saw the absolute SEXXIIEST Atlantian men. Whoooo JESUS. Can't wait to get there.
Yep Dor, my temp is running about 103. The PTA finally killed me.
ReplyDeleteNV, the message board/chatroom is an idea...
And hell, I'm old enough to be all yall's momma, so I guess I just e-adopted anyone who wants to be e-adopted by me. Just keep your rooms picked up and be home by 9:00.
And with that, it's time for more Tylenol and back to bed for me. Talk to you all soon.
where were you looking
ReplyDeleteBye Groovy
ReplyDeleteOkay. SO we're both groovy kids. But only one of us can be the spoiled brat of the familt. That's how it works. So are you gonna bow out gracefully, or am I gonna have to take you head on? (LOL) you are so FUNNY NV. I laugh at you.
ReplyDelete;P
djdbo, I haven't added a lot of people because a lot of people haven't typed in their myspace address in the comments box
ReplyDeleteI cant go hunting down myspace addresses, ya feel me?
Good afternoon everyone
ReplyDeleteNV, are you aware S2S is up and running again.
ReplyDeleteIf you scroll all the way to the bottom of the blog there is a link below on the graphic thing
Irre You winthis round and Hi Steupz
ReplyDeleteYes Dorfam (raises eyebrow)
ReplyDeleteDo you think it's an impostor?
Wait a minute mom. I have a lil bit of a problem with that 9:00 curfew. And about the "cleaning up my own room" thing......
ReplyDelete(LOL)
@ NV: I was on a chat site that was perfect for me. You know how I'm spoiled and I get whateva I want? Well, on THIS site you actually get to specify exactly what type of guy you want, just like you're actually SHOPPING!
*giggles*
You can choose what type of hair you want him to have, how you want him to dress, age, body type, personality, skin tone, etc. Isn't that fab?
(Oh hell, I sound like a stereotype again....)
Steups here is my web address:
ReplyDeleteMyspace.com/fetish2006, and thanks for defending me with djdbo ( in your own subtle way.) Now don't you feel dumn, dbo? He didn't add it b/c he didn't KNOW IT!
*sticks out tounge*
And what in the name of all things sexy is "S2S"? Somebody explain. And again I ask, WHERE is my dear Sanyo? I like him a lot, b/c he has charecter. If given the chance, I'm gonna "suck 'em DRY".
(LOL, J/K)
(Or AM I?)
Steups naw I dont like the jungle (s2s) too many immature people
ReplyDelete>_< @ the flashed boobs. Remember, when there's a hot guy around, you must keep poise @ all times if you want to get him. NEVER "flash". Tounge action is what gets results.
ReplyDeleteThe JUNGLE? Oh dear. Now I HAVE to know what S2S is. TELL ME!
ReplyDeleteI Love me some "Auntie B". But while we're on the subject of Music, lemme tell y'all. I bought Ciara, Fantasia, and Gwen Stefani's c.d's yesterday and they're all FLAMING. I love 'em! Go buy 'em! They're HAWT. Especially track one of Ciara's. It's called "That's right" and it's produced by lil John.
ReplyDeletes2s is a messageboard with racist and dumb broads butthere are some nice people there
ReplyDelete@ Dorfam:
ReplyDelete"I know he think's your fine and stuff, but does he know how to wind you up?"
"I'm feelin' yummy head to toe.."
(LOL)
@ NV: I'm sure you don't actually type in s2s.com, do you? What's the address?
Hey DJDBo, I guess you must be right about Steups not liking me @ all. B/C I told him my web address, and he STILL didn't add me to the falculty section. SO cudos to you for knowing him better than I do.
ReplyDeleteoh lol www.s2smagazine.com
ReplyDeleteYou HAVE to be fuckin' kidding me. Why would Steups be on sister to sister's web site? Oooookay...
ReplyDeleteLOL J/K!
Greeting Everyone,
ReplyDeleteSteups I got see the last of it last night but you know someone gonna have on it youtube sometimes this week.
Well I hope everyone is enjoying there day so far I need to find something for my allergy this weather is killing me.
And last atleast I think a messageboard/chatroom would good.
Hey I gotta go to forth period, y'all. Much love, but I gotta get the hellz up outta here. BYE.
ReplyDeleteHi Dorfam,
ReplyDeleteHe probably do like my daughter do when they are in computer class. Or on a cellphone.
(LOL) Here I am in forth period. I'm using the computer @ the teachers desk before class starts. Because I RUN This muthafuckah. To answer your question, Dorfam...
ReplyDeleteI'm a brat. Ask NV about it. We IMPROVISE..... But um.... I'll see y'all in about an hour and 30 minutes. Or less.
hey shawn
ReplyDeleteThey have student lounges that have computer there too. She used to text me to ask me a question they had on a test.
ReplyDeleteGot in so much trouble.
One of my associates got to go the premiere and said that the movie is wonderful.
ReplyDeleteI loved the play. I am sure I'll enjoy the movie 'Dreamgirls' too.
Hey NV and Irres,
ReplyDeleteHow are you two doing today. NV do you have a email thing on your blog to let people know when you update? Or when something is new?
anyone else with an address whilst I am in here?
ReplyDeletewhat about you Shawn?
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of address?
ReplyDeletemyspace addy? is that what you are talking about?
ReplyDeleteumm no shawn i dont but there is an update daily boo
ReplyDeleteI leave a 510 Barrett Ave.
ReplyDeleteOmg....
I live at
ReplyDeletelmao
I don't want to be free
ReplyDeleteAm staying, am staying and you gonna love meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hudson does 'Effie' right and my friend said she was awesome1
ReplyDeleteDorform go on youtube and there is a click of her singing that song by billie holiday. I swear she can sing. SHe hit it off the roof.
ReplyDeleteI know the comment was direct to Shawn but thank you Dorfam.
ReplyDeleteYes Simon can.
I was listening on the radio the other day about the grammys and saying how hudson might out best beyonce on this. Also was listening to the interview beyonce did and how she was saying all she wanted was the acting gig, something about how she got all these grammys and blah. Alot of folks are going for Jennifer.
ReplyDeleteShit I am confused thank you Shawn!
ReplyDeleteHello Quanda
ReplyDeleteyes you both are so right. I know SImone feels look a fool.
I'm so sorry hold on let me find the interview they did with beyonce.
ReplyDeleteI was listening to the radio one morning and they mention how Jennifer is up for a grammy right and how she might knock beyonce down a scale.
Ok here we go
ReplyDeletehttp://www.hollywood.com/news/detail/id/3594559
yes shawn, your myspace.
ReplyDeletedorfam, i'm not surprised (typing with one finger)
this whole Jennifer Hudson thing is a sham.
ReplyDeleteShe will never be a bigger star so why set it off like that.
(tapping fingers)
ReplyDeleteShawn? Your My Space, please.
I don't know about knocking Beyonce down a peg or scale. Beyonce's talent is undeniable. And I don't view it as either one of them completing against one another.
ReplyDeleteI was young when I saw the play. However, the character 'Effie'is the one etched in my memory. It's a great role.
I just listened to the song. I got chills Hudson can sang!
lol
Sure why not.
ReplyDeleteI think she will be ok. Now if she pull this off by singing that song by billy holiday because so far only one person hit those notes good was shirley something. Even if she can't pull the acting by she can pull the singing. It's always good to have a backup these days.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=54510152
ReplyDeletehttp://www.myspace.com/kefmodelsinc
ReplyDeleteYeah this is it.
thank you dearheart
ReplyDeleteNow go and listen to Shirley Murdock sang the same song.
ReplyDeleteNo Problem Steups,
ReplyDeleteI still need to finish it. Even though the media has knock it down so much and I can't blame them. But it's nice to see people are doing positive stuff on there too.
Wait a min
ReplyDeleteAnn Nesby she song it
I don't think i've read one comment abotut he new guy.
ReplyDeleteY'all don't like clean cut men?
He look ok. What did they tried to do this pics of his.
ReplyDeletehere but working whats good
ReplyDeleteAwww you missed me I have a litigation on my desk gone wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wrong lol
ReplyDeleteHe look like the dude from real world denver on MTV.
ReplyDeleteLMAO Dorfam I told you that days ago lol
ReplyDeleteShawn you mean Stephen
Dorfam soon as i get a vacation I am coming to Key west just to see you
ReplyDeleteYes he remind me of him.
ReplyDeleteYou live in Key West florida? Oh wow. Dynamite.
The new contestant looks okay, nothing to wet your undies over.
ReplyDeletedorfam, im ready to pack my bags.
ReplyDeletesteups thank you for the comment.
good afternoon everyone.
hey quanda.
steup get yoursalf a woman i'm beginning to wonder are you gay and you do like elisau
ReplyDeleteHello Revenge, how are you?
ReplyDeletequanda, trying to finish these damn finanical reports...I WANT TO GO HOME, LOL.
ReplyDeleteWell I hope you finish them soon, so you can be on your way home.
ReplyDeleteHey y'all, just droppin in to holla @ y'all before I get off!
ReplyDeleteHEY kids I'm back. I flirted with the teacher until he let me use his computer again. (LOL) But ummm... YEA steups I think the new guy is kinda cute, in an average sort of way. He doesn't have that WOW factor. He looks like someone you could bump into at the mall. But still cute.
ReplyDeleteHey you guys, new post from steups. REFRESH!
ReplyDeleteo0o0o0@dorfam, im tempted but alas there is no cashhhhhhhhh.
ReplyDeletehey tx, finals are almost done mamacita.
hows your day going quanda?
Hello Tx
ReplyDeleteWell I have refused all clients today and yesterday...LMAO. They wore me out last week. Plus I had to drive down to San Diego and back. So I am just tired and have been doing basically as little as possible.
ReplyDeleteIf you want.
ReplyDeleteNot quite, Dorfam. There's always some slow, ass-dragging type (usually me) that might just come along and usurp you!
ReplyDeleteAh, Steups, that "heterosexual" thing is exactly why I can't salivate and lick my lips when you post pictures of the females. I guess being bisexual would be best. Then we could all do a lot more salivating and lip-licking.
Of course it might just lead to chapped lips.