I have been saying it loud and proud for like, forever; that New York was not acting on the Season Finale. That it wasn't a script or a 90 minute segue to The Flavorette.
New York really wanted to win Flav's heart? Really!
And now I have the proof!
TiK emailed me a video link of Flava Flav and Deelishis in a nude shower scene (well sort of) after frolicking on the beach and in the pool during their time in Belize.
Deelishis looks really happy after the shower and in the closing scene Flav exits in a towel and I noticed something...Flava Flav is packing!!!
For all you women out there who wondered why any woman would salivate over Flavor Flav, here's your answer.
No wonder New York screamed like a banshee when they were chunking!
No wonder New York returned to face rejection a second time!
No wonder New York turned a page in the Diary of a Mad Black woman at the elimination ceremony!
The video please...
Flav must have had penis enlargement surgery because that looks a bit much for a little guy, and especially after a shower.
Just a warning before I roll the credits; I don't want anyone asking me why my eyes were focused on Flav's nether regions, lmao. I did it for research and I posted this video to tempt Irresistable Deliscious out of retirement.
If this video doesn't encourage him to post an opinion, nothing will.
So that's it...thanks to TiK for the email and ktmoze for the video.
Laterz.
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lmao @ the Diary of a Mad Black Woman comment
and you are right I mean I NEVER paid it any attention before but since you brought it up I had a look see and I think I threw up a little in my mouth lol he has a PACKAGE I guess that why they love Flav, but they can have that sorry I could not do it.
I always thought flav was cute anyways
:O
o.m.g.
yea ... i agree .. i couldn't do it either ... i just don't like the "little guys" .... meaning his stature ... he's too skinny
lol...that is too funny. I noticed "it" in an earlier scene though. Remember when New Yorks mom came back up to Flav's room after elimination. After they had their heated discussion, Flav did some type of penis dance (he was wearing some thin basketball shorts), well you could kinda see it then. A "bulge" if you will.
My boyfriend is kinda small like Flav, and he is packing too! So, it must be a black thing. Rule of thumb I use: if you can see a bulge in shorts, most likely they are packing big time.
Steups Flav's well endowed Jade Stalk is not due to surgery, its one of the advantages of being a BLACK MAN.
There's nothing sweeter than a black man, the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice (there are exceptions to every rule of course.)
YES FLAV IS WORKING WITH SOMETHING. ON ONE OF DEELISHIS'S INTERVEIW SHE SAID SHE DIDNT HAVE SEX WITH FLAV THAT AINT WHAT SHE JUST SAID. DEE IS STILL MY GIRL WHEN SHE SEEN THAT THANG THANG SHE COULDNT HELP HER SELF.
Well it appears that my mother's genes infected me in the wrong area of my body because I don't have that much, for real.
And I almost died reading Ashley's comment, particularly "A 'bulge' if you will."
OH! MY! GOD!
:::thud:::
For a brief, fleeting second, I thought that was his kneecap.
I could go down so many paths with this one. I'll be thinking about which one to take while I'm picking my kids up.
Oh yeah. I'll be thinking about it.
EW! I'm going to pick my KIDS up! I can't be thinking about it.
Oh my God.
well ... it's okay Steups ... cuz you see .. it's a myth about the BLACKMAN. there are well endowed men in every race .... and then there aren't. it has nothing to do with the color of your skin ...
i've dated interracially for many years .. and trust me .. all of the black guys i've dated ... they've been "average" ....
so Flav just seems to be blessed ...
that being said ... bigger is NOT better ... i mean .. come on .. what the hell are you going to do with a monster like that? doesn't sound like any fun to me ...
lmmfao @ Groovy!!!!!
Well I have dated interacially too and my brothers always shine (except for one who had a big tool and did not know how to use it).
I guess I am good at picking the well endowed brothers.
Like I said there are always exceptions to every rule though that's what makes the world interesting.
Steups I think you are being modest though, I dont believe you.
BTW Steups, this could be the funniest article you've ever written.
I'm really going to get the kids now. And not thinking about this article.
Raven, if your comment was intended to make me feel better, it didn't, lol.
Lmao @ Anon4:01
i am not in a desperate situation, lol. But Flav's schlong looks like a foot-long subway.
I am thinking he can loan me two inches and we'll be even
Jesus that nigga's hung like Secretariat..he almost knocked the fuckin towel off. I'm gonna need hours of therapy to recover from my feelings of inadequacy now..... Thanks so much Steups.
lol @ At 4:23 PM, steups said
yes .. it was intended to make you feel better .. it's not the size of the boat .. it's the motion of the ocean .. get it? *wink wink*
and i really want to say something else .. but since i'm thinking this is a family blog .. (LOL) .. that i need to behave.
*ahem*
perhaps in an email later i will tell you what i was going to say.
():-) <-- angel raven
lol @ jay jay ...
y'all are KILLIN me ....
hahahahahahaha
That's what I am saying JayJay, lol.
The women here are e-patting us on the head saying "it's gonna be alright"...lmao.
But I feel like beating Flav's ass right now.
Lmao@ almost knocked the towel off, hahaha.
Well, mama's back. The Deliscious one has returned, thanks to some persuasion from.... YOU guys!! Several of you hit me up on Myspace asking me to come back to the blog, and I have to admit I was flattered. You guys can't get a fucking nuff of me. (LOLZ) So the QUEEN BITCH has returned. And all this talk about Steups' SHLONG is un-nerving. Y'all should have know Flav would have one of them big 'ol SLAVE penises. HAHAHAHA. Most black men are fairly well endowed, and Flav is the blackest man of all. Seeing that even made ME wanna know "what time it is." Damn Flav, where's MY clock? BTW, me and Steups are NOT on speaking terms. Groovy knows why.
Wow, no amount of package would even make me consider having sex with flav.
I was actually really proud of New York when she decided to let Flav sleep alone for the night. It showed that she was thinking about her well being and it showed class.
Aaaaanddddddd then it all went down the toilet when she decided to go back.
I'm heading home...catch y'all later.
Hi "Irre Del" glad to see you back eventhough you hate my ass, this blog would not be the same without you.
Lmao @ "Flav is the blackest man of all" Welsey Snipes and that gigantic african muhfuggah from "Lost" might take some exception to that
Im just sayin lets get clear on what the agenda is here. Im come to this blog to mock others , which enables me to feel good about me ...this is a clear violation of the terms and conditions as i have understood them
Well hello to you too, Electra. And ummm..... how are you and Steups doing? I've decided to give up on his ass FOREVER. I have a new blogsite crush, for sure. And as long as you stay away from HIM, we can be cool. LOL
this is the gayest post i've seen on this blog. furthmore your gullible ass needs to look up the definition of the word "proof" if you believe that any of this television is "reality". all of it is fake. every bit of it. you yourself pointed out the sources of the house, big ricks limo service. the girls that were already in entertainment industries. also, the fact that NY got a spinoff show. It's entertainment. take it as such. but you may want to consider picking up a book if you can't decifer between reality and fake tv.
btw, i can only hope you were truly joking and my last post was just an overlooked that.
No One, even though I'm not speaking to steupz I WILL NOT allow you to talk about his post and his blog. There is a very thin line between what is REAL, and what is FAKE. Trust me, YOUR ass is fake. If it wasn't for steupz your silly ass wouldn't have even been able to leave that whack comment. Trust me papo you do NOT wanna piss off Irresistable Deliscious. Check my track record, nicca. Keep steupz' name out of your hateful little comments.
All I Got To Say Is I Still Don't Get Why New York Would Want To Win
welcome back Irresistable Deliscious!!! i don't know you personally (i've seen you post) but i think you're hilarious and also think that you add much to this blog!!
i'm glad you came back.
all is right with the world.
oh yea ... No One .. what HE said ... crawl away now. shoo. shoo.
Oooooooooh FRESH MEAT! Wuz Good Stunt Show? Tell me about yourself? By the way, can I ask you a question? You watch Noah's Arc, don't you? To answer your question, New York was just, plain and simple, Crazy in love. Emphasis on the Crazy part. Trust me sweetie, I know what THAT feels like. Personally I think New York really did win in the end. That was a close one... she almost ended up with FLav!!! But soon she'll have 20 fine negroes to pick from. You betta choose yo' nigga BITCH! Get it gurllllllll.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEY Raven! You know what, I like you, boo. You're cool with me. But if you're gonna be a member of MY clique, we'll have to find you a more fAbUlOuS name. Raven is rather gloomy. Hmmmmm let me think..... Raven.......Black......Dark..........Night.....STAR! I got it! That's your new nickname. You have officially been fabulized by irresistable deliscious. WEEEEEEERK! Anybody else want a new name??
Irresistable! I am SO glad you're back! Missed ya darlin'. :)
Oh hell, go ahead and rename me if you want. I've been called everything in the book anyway.
heh .. lol .. but i am dark and gloomy. it fits my personality sooo well ... but if you want to rename me .... Starr .. it is ... i've fabulized by ID .....
*finger snap*
SNap them fingers then, BITCH! Lemme see groovy...... how do we FABULIZE your name? Um....... Groovy Noodles.......Dancing Strings......Shaking Lines......Vibration..... Energy...... SPARKS! And there ya go. Steups and Sparks. I looooove it, girl! You have been christened SPARKS!
Wait, hold up, this is a blog site, not high school. Why is there so much drama here? Do you become popular by sittin on your ass all day on the comp? Its all very sad to me. I love this place, I come here often to check up on FOL2, and I will continue to. I just wish that we could all get along and enjoy FOL instead of arguing over people we probably will never meet and putting people down.
^^^
*ignores the last message*
anywho...
YAYYYYYYYYYYYY ....Everyone is here...
now...
WHAT THE HELL HAS BEEN GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!?....
I cant read all that stuff....you know...I dont have the patience...
so ...please...anyone...
give me a quick rundown..
Hey, Irresistable!! Finally, I have the cnace to say something to you! I love ya real-ness, it is ON MOTHAFUCKIN' POINT! Welcome back, diva!!
And yeah, Flav do got a big one....makes me think back on tha song that he freestyled about Like Dat "Its a big one....Tha mighty big one!" LOL!!
Just to let y'all now, I think it is ten kinds of cute how we're all sticking together and killing time until the next big FOL craze hits the airwaves. I like you guys a lot. But I HATE steupz. Because.... I think I Love Him. *Shocked by his own confession*
OK, that isn't the first time we see a glimpse of his package. Do you remember when he was getting into the bed that time when NY first came into the house and she went to say good night. Well, when he got in the bed and swung his leg up, there was a big blur spot by his leg, which is weird because the boxers were long.
so I guess Im not gonna get my rundown...but anyway
being the nosy person that I am...
Ive come to the conclusion that...
Steupz is quite the ladys man...
Ive noticed that he likes to
Wooooooo them....
LOL....
Sparks it is then. :) And I, too, love that we all still hang out even when the show's on break.
mz. d, not nearly the amount of drama as yesterday. I think we're all cool, except Irresistable hates Steups because he loves him. But most of the talk today has been about Flav's not-so-little tallywhacker. I think that about sums it up. :)
Jemiella, when I read your comment, I laughed so hard I spit coffee through my nose and all over my laptop. You owe me a new MacBook.
Awwwwww I was just starting to have fun again when another one of my offspring called needing a ride home. Kids are so damn demanding, expecting rides home and food and clothes and stuff.
:::sigh:::
I'll be back in awhile again.
*runs and Hugs ~Irresistable~* dont leave again I miss your ass for one day lol this place is notthe same without you
ay wuz hanna nan witt ya itz ya gurl LADY MOBB UP N DIZ BYTCH an ya datt video did help me 2 say why pumkin an new york and the others were all jumpin up on datt shyt i mite possibly sign up for a ryde lol juss playin****
OW. i realize i'm naive, since i don't have a penis, but - do they get difficult to drag along when they're that big??
Whoops, sorry Groovy!! I didn't mean to, haha....but I KNEW it would make SOMEONE laugh. =D
*gives you a big stack of Flav's money for her new Mac* Sorry again, lol
.....But it is the big one.....THA MIGHTY BIG ONE! *cracks up*
Welcome back Irresitable Delicious,and thanks for the add, hi Steupz, Sparks and everyone else on blog long time reader of blog but first time poster under my name.
*snorts while reading comments*
Damn you Jemiella! You give me Flav's money for a new Mac, then ruin the new one by singing the same damn song. Dig deep into Flav's pocket and get me some more money. But be careful of that beast you're likely to run into while you're digging. I'm thinking that thing may have teeth.
Arielle, you have left me speechless. Which I thought was impossible until right this very minute.
Nice to meet you da zealous! :)
Hi da zealous, how you doin'?
Arielle...you're killing me.
I am going back to the video of the Flav dance when Ms Michelle came upstairs to see what Anonymous saw.
Penis envy is a bitch, no?
I just watched the video and couldn't see anything like that but I did hear him say "if I see New York acting like her moms....I'll run off with Deelishis"
We should have got the clue.
*ahem*
I got the clue.
Granted, it was like 4 days later. But I got the clue.
4 days later?
(looks around for a prize)
I can offer you a Snapple (Iced Tea)?
In hindsight the scene where they flashback to her original beatdown by Hoops kind of felt like foreshadowing too.....but i dont know if you can have really foreshadowing in hindsight
I'll take you up on the Snapple. It beats the hell out of your microwaved Heinz.
JayJay, you put me in hysterics every damn time I read one of your comments. I think you *can* have foreshadowing in hindsight on the 3rd Friday of each month, so we're good.
Are you flirting Groovy?
Me? Flirt??
Well, maybe that whole Flav's wonker thing might have something to do with my being in a good mood today.
Thank You Groovyliscious,
Steups, why you blockin man? Dont make me get Irresistible to come in here and check you.....you know will get many many snaps up in a circle, with a muhfuggin twist.
You've only had his love for three days and you are pimping him already, lol?
LOL....Nah ,Playboy that is all you and you know it. You just aint doin him right So (god help me) I'm the clean up man......
I require utter silence while i watch Ewww york get humiliated again....this is a sacred moment for me.
Anything good on HBO tonight?
or any other channel?
*plays the Jaws theme*
Is the tension getting thick in here? Or is that just Flav's stick?
That's the tenth time they have shown it this week
Funny how it never, ever gets old.
Lmao... that's fake?
Nope...Never ever.
That is sooooooooo fake. I've faked, uhhhhh, other stuff better than that.
Then how do you explain Flav's tears uh New York?
Sorry, Groovy.
How do you explain the tears?
There were no tears. It was raining, remember?
But LMAO at the Flav's tears New York. ;)
And on that happy note, I need to get kids to bed. Back in a few. :)
That played out so well because that's exactly the way you argue with your girl when you are dumping her.
You begin soft-hearted and full of melancholy, then she comes at you and somewhere in the end of her rant you feel your manhood questioned and you begin to argue as well.
Not that I have dumped many women, or any.
G'night Groovy's kids!!
And now its my turn to crack up from your comment, Ms. Groovy. =D Good thing I'm not drinking anything, but I was recording a song while reading....DAMMIT. lol
I rather not dig into Flav's deep pocket and find his foot-long mighty big one. My boyfriend might get mad at me grabbing another guy's winkie....that should make him jealous. lol.
And yes, Steups is the ladies man....but we all can't help but love tha guy. lol
By the way....I requested both of you guys as friend on MySpace! My Display name is }{I Let You Go Wit All Tha Tears That I Cried)(. Check it out by clickin on my Egyptian-oriented name! lol
Runs to MySpace...bye
aiight ... wth?
i rush through my shopping .. tryin to get home because i'm expecting two emails in one of my two email boxes ....
nothing.
zilch.
no new mail.
big fat goose egg.
0 new emails.
*sigh*
Jemiella, you ruined two laptops, and I ruined one song. We're almost even, but I think I still owe you one.
And you know what's confusing the crap out of me? No one on MySpace uses the same name as they use here, so I can't figure out who's who. I think I need to start a spreadsheet or something.
Oops, did that sound really geeky?
Anyway, once I realized which one you are, I bumped you up to my Top 24. Thanks for letting me know!
btw, what song were you recording? Did it have anything to do with big ones?
:::Running to my email because I promised Raven/Starr an email:::
Sorry, I just got the kids to bed. It's really hard to get anything accomplished with those monkeys running around. But I'm on it. :)
Groovy .. i mean um ... what was it ... Flicker? Flame?
::scrolling back up:::
SPARKS .. that's it ...
Sparks, chica, it's all good. i was just being dramatical when i was whining about no email. i know you have a family ...
i was in New York mode.
lol
Raven, you know we love the dramatical type around here. It's good. :) You did get my email, didn't you? It's, like, novel-length, but I wanted to make sure you got it. I kinda like the Flicker/Flame thing, though too.
Realitytvlover, we love Irresistable's crazy-ass commenting around here, too. I just think he should be sitting here 24/7 like I do. Thanks for the compliments on the blog! We do have fun around here, don't we?
LOL, good use of Flav's dictionary, Raven! "dramatical"....LOVE IT.
I'm sorry....I was I supposed to e-mail you for anything you needed? Oops.....I'm really sorry!!
And, Groovy, thanks for the up on your top 24! I am truly honored. *bows*
The song I was recording, sadly, wasn't about the mighty big one. *sighs* I was recording "So Sick" by Ne-Yo with a more evil, tired-of-your-ish spin, lol. FUN!
Jemi (do you mind if I call you Jemi? It's so much easier to type and we all know I'm a lazy-ass.)
Anyway, I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to hear the song! Sounds cool as hell!
You know? I just got an email that I can join the Criss Angel Fan Club. Criss Angel is the hottest man on the planet, but there's no way in hell I'm spending 100 bucks (plus shipping and handling) to join a fan club.
But it makes me wish I were famous. I could so totally love having a fan club. :::sigh:::
Sparks ... i did get the email and just responded!! :)
i knew the nickname had something to do with fire ... LOL i was on the right track ...
Jemilla ~ heh no .. i don't think you were supposed to email but um .. Steups said he was going to as well .. but sure enough .. he got caught up in the penis envy thing and i think he's off measuring and/or ordering one of the penis enlargers from a spam email that he got ...
:: ahem :: just sayin ....
Sparkalicious ... i think you already DO have a fan club ....
o.m.f.g.
who is that Criss Angel ....
holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::: fanning self :::
Ok, so I'm watching the FOL finale (for the 3rd time) when I noticed the scene where Flav took out the "golden grill." The first time I saw this I said to my husband, "Oh my God! That's gotta be the grill he had New York fitted for in Season 1! She's gonna take it this time!" I assumed it was, only because they didn't show a "grill fitting" this time around. I forgot about it until now because I guess I was mesmerized watching New York flip out.
Why did Flav only have one set of grillz in the safe; can we assume he knew ahead of time that he was going to pick Deelishus? Grillz aren't one size fits all, are they? Why weren't there two sets in that safe?
Would some kind person explain this, as I'm giving myself a headache! Oh yeah, and Flav really is a dog.
Raven, I got your reply. I'm writing a looooooooooong-ass email to my best friend telling her all about my day. (Weirdest day I've ever had -- swear to God.) So once I'm done with that, I'll email you back.
I have a fan club??? AWESOME! I think there's just one member, though, and it's my mom.
Criss Angel. Mmmm-mmmm-mmmm. He's a magician who amazes me. His magic is the most incredible stuff I've ever seen. I'll tell you sometime about the woman he cut in half and, literally, her feet ran away and she was propped up on her torso. Plus, he levitates people. He has a show on A&E called Mindfreak every Wednesday night. You should check it out -- not only for the hottitude, but simply because he puts that David Blaine guy to total shame. And he's the hottest man on the planet.
AND...
Anonymous 10:53, that is an excellent point! He DID only have one set in the safe! I swear, the whole return of New York was so totally staged.
Steups, did you see that??? Another reason for you to drink Heinz ketchup.
DAMN, I'm chatty tonight.
good point anon @ 10:53 pm ...
hmmmmmm
:::pondering:::
i wondered the same thing when i saw the grill .. about how they didn't show the grill fitting ... and i also was thinking that the grill looked too "small" in Delish's mouth ... but i never even thought of it being NY's from the first season ....
wooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Sparks ... girl don't worry about responding tonight. i'm about to log off and catch some of my soaps that i haven't watched this week.
we can talk tomorrow!
i'm going to check out that show .. O.M.G. i have never seen him before but my heart skipped a beat ... thanks for that!! ::whew::
have a good night!!
Night Raven! We'll catch up tomorrow. :)
well I sure did miss it all tonight...
oh well...
Im goin to go watch Wendy Williams...Ive got a feeling its going to be hilarious...
No, I doubt it was NY's from the first season. They do a teeth impression, like a retainer, and it can only be fitted for that person. But I wonder what happened to NY's grill...would Flav spend money to have both of the grills done? Probably not, so does that mean he knew who was going home before the 24 hr date?
I bet they didnt show that footage because it would have been just like last seasons. But this season was kinda like last seasons. Hence Flav saying "will you be my baby?" Uh, that didnt work last time Flav. Maybe you need a new line.
Yeah, this thread is kinda gay. I'll post on the next one.
so....aftyer reviewing the footage ( or the foot-looooongtage), i have come to the conclusion that Flav has been holding out on us or there is some CGI in effect!
let's go waaaaaay on back to Flav's days on Surreal life. does anyone else remember when he wa on the Dirty Laundry and he said he was hung like a pack of certs? someone concur so that i know that i am not crazy.
wonder why why he would sell himself "short" (pun totally intended)?
hee-hee
Midnight Anonymous, he's made comments similar to that on FOL, if I remember right. I've heard that men who are really, really hung usually say they aren't, and the men that aren't are the ones who brag about their, uh, stuff.
LMAO@foot-loooooooongtage!
Some of the most classic comments are coming out of this post.
it's me, anonymous at midnight....
yes, i agree with you Groovy. Men who are packing the most are usually the most modest. And Flav is needed all he has to get through some of the "grand canyons" on his shows!
Sorry for all my typos...just trying to do homework and catch up on blog action at the same time.
--anonymous at midnight
How about we all give Flav a nickname like he does for the babes on his show?
I'll start: Dongkeeeeey!
--anonymous at midnight
that's it. i'm tryin out 4 flava of love 3. DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My eyes bulged right out of the socket. Shit! Flav is the MAYUN.
Good look. For really!
you know i hate to admit this. I was talking to my mother , who knew flav and was friends with him. I askin her how in the hell is it that any body could find this man attractive, shes brushing me off like "Well I know him hes nice" and "hes just a good guy he treats the girls nice" and hes got power and woman find that attractive" you have to be a woman to understand. Now I understand.
Then I started to think OH MY GOD . Did you sleep with flav lol. I doubt it but I dont even want to know. Let me stop dissin my mother lol but I dont know....
People keep thinking that the finale was real just because of some damn tears running down Flava's face. Did you all forget America's Next Top Model when Tyra made the girls cry by putting stuff in their eyes to make them cry??? I mean it can be possible that they would do something like that, editing is a mutha f***er!!!!!
Ummm, step-ups hon, that's not proof. I still think its PAINFULLY obvious her stint on FOL 2 was a set up for her show. I'm not mad at her or VH1, lord know's I'll be watching the tomfoolery, but it was clearly staged and I don't even believe they were doing anything in the room to be honest with you.
Anyway, everyone knows it always better to come in second on these dating reality shows.
Im sure that Ol'Bobblehead was in discussion for The Flavorette before she came back to Flavor of Love, but that doesnt mean that she knew that Flav was gonna dump her ass again.
We talk about New York like shes a celebrity but to VH1 she just another dumb broad who signed the waivers. They didnt necessarily have to tell her what the premise was for "Flavorette" ahead of time ..just that they were developing a reality vehicle that focused on her, for after FOL2 wrapped. She still could have been totally in the dark about whether she was getting picked or not.
I never thought Flav was crying, I thought it was just rain running down his face. And as for Flavorette, I am just not that confident that NY can carry a show to the ratings level that Flav can. We are rooting for Flav, will we really root for someone to end up with NY? I just can't imagine the show being any good. However, the charm school thing will be awesome!
I read in wikipedia that ny was a transgender does anyone know if thats true? They also list her name as tiffany/shawn
anon 221....
where the heck is that on wikipedia?
anon221 Again, the wiki article on the first season, the summary says that pumkin called her out about it and everything.
anon221 Again, the wiki article on the first season, the summary says that pumkin called her out about it and everything.
I dont know if Im late ..but I just got the memo...new IE 7 is nice...
OH MY!!!!!!!
Has anyone seen the pcitures from the photshoot for URB magazine when NY came back? I can't find them.I would like to see how they turned out.
thanks
Oh my, I dated a small white guy who was packing like that!!! I am not surprised.
However, I don't know what it is with me but I just prefer smaller penises. Anytime I have done the pat down test and they have been huge .....well it's time for me to go. I am not trying to be the Grand Canyon.
Long dicks freak me out.....no thank you.