Last evening's Reunion Special was a shipwreck 'New York' could not rescue; it was pointless, mangled and poorly edited.
I would have taken my cameras to the ladies themselves and conducted interviews at their cities and homes to ascertain the extent to which the show has impacted their careers and lives. We would have appreciated a frank interview with 'New York' on her reaction to not being chosen a second time; or even a chat with 'Deelishis' on her future with Flava Flav.

Heck, they could have had street interviews in New York and other cities to give the fans a say. That would have been entertaining.
Maybe they have, or they will, and add it to the DVD because we know there has to be so much more than what was aired.

I am not greedy, it's their show and if they believe hinting at much more is the proper way to market their DVD sales then so be it; but fuck, at the very least I would have appreciated the name Flav gave to Deelishis' daughter. Is that too much to ask?

Apparently it is. I spoke to my VH1 contact today and synopsized what I read in the comments and he said VH1 has "nothing to officially announce at this time."
I'll keep the unofficial response to myself.

Anyway, Happy Halloween to all of you. I don't know what costume you have opted for but I tend to favor Dracula because placing women under a spell has always been my forte, lol.
Just kidding.

One reader had no doubt about whom she would portray, her name is Wonton (don't watch me like that, I am just repeating what she said). She sent me pictures of her Halloween costume and dares others to do the same......Uh?

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30 comments

  1. Anonymous // 30/10/06 4:14 PM  

    FIRST COMMENT! I JUST HAD TO LET YALL KNOW THAT!!

  2. Anonymous // 30/10/06 4:19 PM  

    Steupz what you been up to sweetie? I totally agree with that shitty reunion show. They cut out the "meeting of the daughter" ceremony, the Bootz/Sumthin battle of words, and what REALLY went down with Buckeey, Bootz, Buckwild, Deelishus, and New York! And frankly, I really believe Flav and Tiff are meant for each other. Did anyone else notice the chemistry between them? The body language was SO obvious. THey sat VERY close. He held her hands. And he threatened to leave with her and take her home with him. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Oh god I swear if he was to make an appearance on her show I'd have an orgy. That would be like.... the greatest reality moment ever.

  3. FOL // 30/10/06 4:41 PM  

    I've been suffering actually; or more like tormented with a crash of a migraine headache.

    I tried calling you but some other guy answered so I hung-up because I didn't want to cause a scene.

  4. Anonymous // 30/10/06 4:41 PM  

    um i went to this pary and this guy was dressed up as a tampon. he has a string coming off of his head and like his knees were red all the way down to his toes. just thought i'd share. I guess I can kinda understand why delishis didnt want her daughter to see her acting...less than ladylike, but why did they pull her from the show completely? bee ess

  5. Anonymous // 30/10/06 4:47 PM  

    Steupz what you talking about daddi? You've never even asked for my Number so how could you have called me? Are you getting me mixed up with that Electra whore? And WHY haven't you sent me a friend request on Myspace? Groovy did.

  6. FOL // 30/10/06 4:49 PM  

    Oh, it must have been Electra then...she does have a deep voice...and why haven't you sent me a request?
    Hmmph.

  7. Anonymous // 30/10/06 4:55 PM  

    Who the fuck dresses up like that wack ass bitch Flava Flav? Take a hint and get a real costume because that one isn't working for you baby.

  8. Anonymous // 30/10/06 5:03 PM  

    LOL steupz you're a friggin' retard. :) But ummmmm you neva answered my quesion. What's really good with you and Electra? What's really good with you and I? *laughs*

  9. Mz.D // 30/10/06 5:04 PM  

    he sure didnt answer...I remember

  10. Anonymous // 30/10/06 5:07 PM  

    LOL hey mz.d. Wuz good wit ya mama? I wonder why it is that he's ignoring out question? Huh? I'm an investigating bitch so ya KNOW I gets to the bottom of things. We'll figure it out, sooner or later. So anywayz, what you been up to Mz. thang? What's goin on wit ya Gurr?

  11. Mz.D // 30/10/06 5:10 PM  

    nuthin much ...same ol same ol...

  12. Anonymous // 30/10/06 5:16 PM  

    I know that's right. I've been stessed out, thinking about my Future lately. I wanna go places and do big things.... but right now it seems as if my life is on PAUSE. I mean, YEAH of course I'm FABULOUS. And lord knows I stay active, partying all the time. But.... there HAS to be more than that! Being Beautiful is SO flippin' hard. Thank god some of you guys don't have this problem.

  13. Anonymous // 30/10/06 5:23 PM  

    A little side note about Tiffany, but did anyone else actually think New York was HUMAN when Flav came out and she let out her little "Hi's". I thought it was so cute. Flav should've picked New York. They'll never be out of each-others lives.

  14. Anonymous // 30/10/06 5:28 PM  

    OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOM! I just had the greatest of all epiphanies! I've decided who I'm gonna be for Halloween!!! New York!!!!!!!!! Oooooh isn't that deliscious! I'll just send shopping slave to the mall to pick me up a big 'ol honey colored wig, and some grey contacts, and one of those flowy safari kimono things she had on at the reunion special, AND even the stilettos! "I'LL show you how to work the HELL out of a costume!"

  15. Anonymous // 30/10/06 5:29 PM  

    The reunion was so bad it cemented my belief that the whole thing was fake. For one thing, if they didn't know there would be violence why rush Flav off the stage and why did they think Delishish was changing shoes??

    They got what they wanted a coonfest straight off Springer. I can't stop believing it was totally scripted that way. We didn't hear a peep from the other girls. Did Buckeey or Like Dat or Tiger breathe a word? Also how did they conveniently have the dancers up on stage when Goldie mentioned that as her favorite moment?

    Also I can't believe they expect us to believe that Deelishis and Flav are "really feeling" each other, yet in four months all they had was ONE letter and some pics (of her ass no doubt). Come on now! I know they can't be seen together, but what about phone calls? Email?

    This whole season has been a sham. I think he and Deelishis will miraculously announce a split (after his cd has come out and she's sold enough memberships at her site and maybe even after their own show together) and we will see either FOL3 or him chaing NY on HER show.

    I love the FOLs; don't get me wrong. And I realize reality tv is usually anything but real. But for one of the top rated shows on tv, they did a sucky job hiding the fact that it was fake in that damn reunion. They didn't even give us a Reunion!! I would have liked to have heard Buckeey speak or Spunkee. Last year they let all the girls say SOMETHING.

    Yeah so I was disappointed.

  16. Anonymous // 30/10/06 5:30 PM  

    They shouldve shown Delishises daughter rather than Flav trying to promote his album and showing that ridiculous music video or even worse Krazy singing.. And I was hoping Flav and Goldie would see eachother on camera so they could do "Flav..and Goldie..and Goldie..and Flavor"..LOL

  17. Anonymous // 30/10/06 5:36 PM  

    OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOM! I just had the greatest of all epiphanies! I've decided who I'm gonna be for Halloween!!! New York!!!!!!!!! Oooooh isn't that deliscious! I'll just send shopping slave to the mall to pick me up a big 'ol honey colored wig, and some grey contacts, and one of those flowy safari kimono things she had on at the reunion special, AND even the stilettos! "I'LL show you how to work the HELL out of a costume!"

  18. Anonymous // 30/10/06 5:52 PM  

    I know this isn't particularly exciting but Maury Povich is going to dress up as Flavor Flav on his talk show tomorrow, while he challenges us to tell the real women apart from the trannies. Yay for daytime tv!

  19. Anonymous // 30/10/06 6:39 PM  

    I'm going to dress up as a penis for halloween then shove myself into New York's hoo-hoo haa.

  20. Anonymous // 30/10/06 6:54 PM  

    my best friend's boyfriend dressed up as flavor flav for friday night's halloween party. after a few drink he busted out a sharpie and some labels and gave names to everyone. my friend's name was tit'eeezz.

    i was cyndi lauper.

    maury povich cracks me up. he's an alum of my school and is donating a huge chunk of money to support a new journalism program - fine standard of journalism, that! anyway, he's a nice guy.

  21. Anonymous // 30/10/06 7:05 PM  

    she looks like Red oyster...

    I'm going to be a "cell phone"

  22. Anonymous // 30/10/06 7:49 PM  

    Okay, so we have Wonton dressing up as Flav at a local party and sending her pic around, Maury Povich on national TV dressing up as Flav and now Arielle's says:

    "my best friend's boyfriend dressed up as flavor flav for friday night's halloween party. after a few drink he busted out a sharpie and some labels and gave names to everyone. my friend's name was tit'eeezz."

    And that's the kind of ignorant behavior I was hoping I would not have to see in real life and only on the TV screen. But I know better.

    But wait a minute, folks. I thought this was "just a TV show". I thought they were individuals. I thought all of this was "no big deal". And here's the riddle . . .

    If alot of folks are imitating what they've seen on TV and they are real individuals, how is someone supposed to always differentiate between someone imitating a person's character from a TV show to, "oh, that's just the way s/he is anyway".

    As I said, we will pay the price for Flavor of Love. All of us.

  23. Anonymous // 30/10/06 8:03 PM  

    BITCH, GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE WITH THAT BULLSHIT!

  24. Anonymous // 30/10/06 10:29 PM  

    goddess: i think it would be more of an issue if the guy thought it was acceptable behavior, but it was halloween and he was enacting a persona vastly different from his own, to the point of mockery. you see people dressing up as serial killers on halloween and revving chainsaws, but they don't turn around and slaughter people after seeing saw III.

    i agree with you that any cultural product has to be seen as having more implications than being "just a TV show" - if you'd read my previous comments you'd see i clearly understand - but at the same time it's not effective and it's not worth it to avoid enjoying and participating, as long as you know your distance from what the product represents. it was a halloween stunt - it's not like he chose to do it with people he'd never met on any ordinary day.

    anyway, if you're a reader of this blog, you seem to know that it's worth it to enjoy what you know to be unacceptable for everyday behavior. :)

  25. Anonymous // 31/10/06 3:46 AM  

    Wow. The only reason I'm commenting on this 1 is because I truly agree with that comment that does look like Red Oyster.

    And also I thought on 1 of Deelishus's interviews she said they shared phone calls as well as the pictures and letters and on the letters but on the reunion she said letter. But anyways whatever

  26. Cie Cheesemeister // 31/10/06 7:14 AM  

    I think that Wonton's costume is cute. There are probably more Flav's this Halloween than there have ever been.
    I think it says something about my psyche that when I do dress up for Halloween I either dress as something undead such as a zombie or vampire, or I dress as a hooker. Normally I'm one of those people that wears baggy, unrevealing clothes, so I guess its fun to do kind of a 180!

  27. Anonymous // 31/10/06 12:11 PM  

    Shut the fuck up and sit your skanky ass down. You left the grounds motherfucker, so live with it! Bitch, I will take a chunk out of your ass and swallow the blood. Blood reign satchimo! Hoops Hop Bedergivy!

  28. Anonymous // 31/10/06 12:13 PM  

    Bitches are wack as shit. Sit yo scary ass down, you tired ass stank ass immature bitch.

  29. Anonymous // 31/10/06 3:28 PM  

    Im just a dumb fuck who has nothing better to do!!!!!!!!!!

    Im just gonna crawl back under y rock and fuck myself.

  30. Anonymous // 1/11/06 2:22 AM  

    Since the first show until now, I have heard people describe Flavor Flav in many ways, so what have you heard? Mrs. Michelle Patterson give him a lot of names.

    He looks like a roach.
    He looks like a troll.
    He looks like a monster.
    He thinks he is a pimp.
    He is ugly.
    He is a clown.

    And, I'm sure I have missed somemore statements.

    Here are just a few I copied and paste from this comment site.

    2:26 PM, Porker said... cracked out raisin

    1:52 PM, Anonymous said... Flav Can't handle a strong BlaCK WOMAN.

    12:37 PM, Anonymous said... flav is slow, like retarded almost.

    Ms.Michael is right he is just a VH1 puppet, coon nigger, not nigga, nigger.
    10:36 AM, Anonymous said... that Old Washed Up Nigga.

    9:23 AM, Mz.D said... he has to be with someone young..to keep him young..LOL

    Foo Fee Foo Fee (Bridgette's Nickname for Flav)

    The Royal Cockroach


    Can anyone add anything nice to say about Flavor Flav?
    He does have a good personality, right?

    However, we can all agree he is funny.

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