Nooooooooooooooooo! How can you get rid of Maria "Spunkeey" Dunbar?
That's my girl. She's not my favorite -"Nibblz" is- but she should have at least made it to the penultimate show.
I mean look at this girl...
In the end it was her ditzy behavior and "Toastee's" comments that did her in;or at least that's what the show wants you to believe -you never know with VH-1's editors.
The show itself was rather uneventful, a poor riposte to the premiere and indeed we still do not know much about any of the contestants.
There was a cooking contest which I missed much of -damn toothache had me scrambling for Ansaid- eventually won by "Tiger", "Like Dat" and "Buckwild".
Their prize was a noon date on a gondola with Flava Flav. Tiger showed reluctance to kiss Flav Flav because she wanted to get to know him better and it simply wasn't her way to be so forward like that. But I think we can guess that it probably takes a while to psyche yourself up to kiss Flav flav, and my girl just wasn't ready at that point.
Here is a picture as they departed from the Gondola date...
As you can see my boy Flav was immaculately dressed in Miami couture. That outfit reminds me of the ensemble won by Hannibal Lecter in the closing scene of 'Silence of the Lamb'. My boy really had the fashion sense on point all show with the best being a money-Jacket (with an appropriately green undershirt) he wore for the final meet-and-greet before the elimination ceremony.
But let's go back a bit.
After the cooking contest Payshintz went on a tirade on the bus, threatening that if a black man (Flava) doesn't treat her right she can always go back to Asians. If you didn't know, "Payshintz" is half-asian and dates only asian men, as her blog and these pictures testify
I don't know what that was about, but it was proof that at the end of the day these girls want to win, regardless of their initial intent to get on the show.
During Flav's date with the three 'winners' the girls amused themselves with a game of dare that featured skinny-dipping and "Nibblz" kissing the ass (literally) of "Buckeey", or was it "Bootz"? You can hardly tell the difference between those two.
My heart missed a beat when "Buckeey" rolled her shorts up and exposed those butt cheeks for "Nibblz"to nibble on. Yummy, I would have bitten her flesh off. I have the perfect picture to show you how it looked...
And that was that. There was bit about "Wire" saying she wants to have "dark babies" but I don't really want to get into all that.
At the end, they had the elimination and in turn these contestants were rewarded with clocks......
"Like Dat" - who looks so much sexier when she wears a proper bra
"Krazy" - just looking extraordinary with the corn-rows
"Deelishis" - girl's body just wouldn't quit. You may have noticed her scars from an accident she suffered
"Toastee" - she was demure on today's episode but spoiled it by running her mouth on "Spunkeey"
"Payshintz" - she's beautiful but she's just a drama queen
"Nibblz" - I love this girl and as she says about herself, she is a "happy well adjusted person that really loves sex"
"Beautuful" - dammmmmmn. As I said somewhere before, this girl is hotter than KFC's biscuit oven and she is witty as well.
"Buckwild" - I love my girl Becky but I have to admit that her speech is wearing on me. I am not saying it's fake it justs wears on you.
"Buckeey" - I remember the days on this blog when a few commenters said she was bitch or whatever, but this girl is just sweet. The girl cried when she got a clock. The girl cried! Awwwwww, you can't hate her after that!
"Bootz" - damn girl, you are a hair-stylist, you can do better than that. Larissa is sexy though so her curls and twirls don't even matter
"Tiger" - get her out of here. She is not my type, but that's only because I am sitting here typing this shit. If she were in front of me right now I'd be drooling because the girl is sexier than a hundred Angelina Jolies. And when she told Flav "you had me nervous baby" I nearly collapsed at her sex-appeal.
"Somethin" - girl, I feel you. I have already got over your defecating on the floor and your adult videos, but I cannot get over the fact that you are a lesbian. Why the hell is a lesbian on this show. That ain't right.
So, the eliminated girls were "Wire" and "Spunkeey". It was so sad to see "Spunkeey" cry like that. It was worse than "Mieko's" tears from Flavor of Love 1.
"Spunkeey" I am really really sad for you, leave a comment on the blog if you can because I want to know what's up.
Laterz everyone...the show airs again sometime tonight so catch it if you can and let's drive the ratings up.
Oh, one more thing; I have to leave for London on Thursday for a few days so if there's anyone who wants to write a summary of next week's show, let me know and I'll add you to the blog.
Until tomorrow, bye.
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Steups I hate her but she should not have gone before somethin
Steups, I'm a really good writer! I love this blog, I can definitely write a summary of next weeks episode =) but I'm afraid that if I do it, you would want me to write for this blog permanently. LoL, just kidding ;)
do your thing Benny, lol.
Send an email to steupz at gmail dot com and we'll sort you out.
Groovynoodles is around as well but she has her own situation to handle at the moment.
alrighty, thanks!
Sooooooooooooo glad to see Spunky gone. The bitch was crazy. I'll take Somethin' any day over that wacko.
I agree anonymous! ^^ I know that you like "Spunkeey" Steups, but that bitch is CRAZY! by the way, did you get that email?
I thought that Spunkeey was going to stay, since she seemed like she was the one that was going to be bringing the drama throughout the show, kinda like a New York, and producers like that. But I am glad to see her go though, I couldn't stand that girl.
Btw steups, thanks, I like my name too.
:-) Hope your toothache goes away, I've been there, and it is worse than having children,I should know, I've had both.
Hi Lareigna.
Received your e-mail Benny, you should receive a link from Blogger in about an hour to follow a link and setup your account.
It could be sooner though
"I thought that Spunkeey was going to stay......"
I thought that for a minute when she was trying to call people out for being bi (flav likes the snitches) but when toastee said that she auditioned for other shows, I was pleased. Now if only we can get rid of "Like dat" soon because I can't stand sanctimonious people that like to hear themselves talk.
Noooooooooo! Spunkeey's gone! And damn Flav for making her cry. She had my vote for, well, two episodes. She was cracking my shit up. Ah well.
And I can't make Wire jokes either. Damn damn damn. Those were so easy.
I was going to offer to do the recap for you next week, but I see Benny's covering it. But do let me know if I can help in any way. I've been sitting here with blogging rights and I haven't done shit for you.
Besides, I've had a big, big family crisis (not to put my business in your blog, but my niece has taken a turn for the worse -- you know the story behind her -- and my Grandma was diagnosed with the same on Friday) so I could really use a good distraction. Let me know if I can do anything for you while you're gone. Or while you're here. Or whatever.
Dude. Have fun in London! But get over the toothache first. Try Anbesol. Or the dentist. But to answer your question: Labor is worse than a toothache, but not by much, but kidney stones are worse than labor.
you can do the summary too....there are no rules and stuff.
Sorry to hear/read about your neice.
You know she's been in my prayers, I'll have to add another psalm for her
Don't tell me you have had a toothache, labor and kidney stones?
And you are alive? That would kill a hippopotamus. Actually a female hippopotamus to cover the labor pains, heh.
LMAO! I've had many of each. Well, tons of toothaches, labor 4 times, and kidney stones 5 times. The worst kidney stone I had was 10 days after having a baby. I got to be one tough bitch through it all.
Damn, I just realized I've pushed out more kidney stones than babies. That really blows.
And thank you for the prayers. It's very, very much appreciated.
Have you checked out the FOL board on the VH1 website? You'd need days of nothing better to do to get through it, but some of the posts are hilarious. And some are pathetic.
http://www.vh1.com/interact/boards/main.jhtml/flavor_of_love_2/ThreadList?offset=50
There's the URL if you ever feel the urge.
I'm sooooooooooo glad "Spunkeey" got the boot. Her fakeness and arrogant, judgementalness got on my damn nerves.
So her little plan of Flav domination didn't work.
Buh-bye.
Anybody see Spunkeey and the bee on the VSpot? *gag* She had to go!
She may be photogenic, but in her 15 minutes of fame, the world got to see what an ugly person she is on the inside. She was phony, dramatic and mean, and was diluted enough to think that no one would see through that facade.
BTW, GroovyNoodles, God bless you with the kidney stones, you are a very strong woman!
Thanks Lareigna. I haven't had a kidney stone in years now, thank God. They suck, but what're ya gonna do, except wish them on people you don't like. I wonder how some of those FOL girls' kidneys are feeling these days?
Kidding, of course. I'm not all voo-doo or anything.
Steups, have you seen Flav's interview with US Weekly?
http://www.usmagazine.com/blog/2006/08/09/flavor-flav%e2%80%99s-new-quest-for-love/
I found this part particularly interesting:
"FF: I’m not worried about the women coming on my show looking for fame because first of all, that’s the reason why everybody came on the show in the first place, because they want some notoriety. That’s the reason that I’m on the show in the first place, not because I want to show the world I am trying to find another companion, but also to gain some type of notoriety."
Not that that's a huge surprise or anything.
How's the tooth?
Hey, steups! Another FoL blogger checking in here to say I LOVE your site. Glad to see there's another one of out here who's not out to hate on the girls - but to show respect to them, and to the show! We may snark, but we snark because we love!
Count me in as a regular reader!
Oh, and I hope the tooth is feeling better! :)
Thanks for the concern; I feel the love.
I agree Bumpz, too many haters out there; not that I don't hate just not as much.
I haven't seen the interview (do I ever see anything until you guys point it out?) but I'll read it right now.
hey steups i heard that hoopz wuz gone be on there as the special guess but i dont know n yea i kno hoopz is old news but i still think she's pretty
I've heard New York, I've heard Hoopz.
I hope it's not Brigitte or Hottie.
new york is the surprise guest
watch that tooth, and enjoy your trip! i linked back to your Somethin Expose of last week, and i'm looking forward to the new perspectives from your subs for next week.
new york is the surprise guest? if she is, those girls better hang on to their hair.
new york and flav are real close flav should have pick her you no that new york love that ugly man
excuse me ugly ass man
apparently Buckwild is a comedian:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFp7MRo_iB0
there are some rumors floating around online that she wins.....can anybody confirm this?
so what about Krazye being exposed as fake?
Nibblez nude:
http://fileserver1.jpghosting.com/im...4278244dcf.jpg
http://fileserver1.jpghosting.com/im...0cf4593df1.jpg
http://fileserver1.jpghosting.com/im...ad6d54db43.jpg
http://fileserver1.jpghosting.com/im...cd61b5d009.jpg
http://fileserver1.jpghosting.com/im...ab02ea9617.jpg
http://img15.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=51747_Nibblz2_465lo.jpg
another scissor pic of toastee:
http://mediatakeout.com/Photos/Toastee.jpg
What was Spunkeey chanting with her eyes closed right before the last clock was given out? Was it "Nam myoho renge kyo"?
Bettie Brown that one's been posted before
those are the only nude pics I can find so far btw
I have a couple more things for you before you abandon us, Steups. First, a new interview on D-Listed with Toasteee:
http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/08/michael-k-toastee-take-two.html
It's a lot shorter than the first one, but rather interesting anyway.
Also, IMDB has Hottie's name listed as Schatar White.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1336173/
Didn't she used to be Taylor or something? Maybe she got married.
heh, yeah right. Like she could find someone that doesn't mind her cooking.
Here is a picture of Bootz and Buckwild taken after the show that I thought you guys might enjoy.
http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/71f5144dbd.jpg
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Bettie, that's what really pisses me off. Like ALL the girls have done porn apparently or raunchy naughty photos. As people have seen, there's nudey and fetish-y pics of me out there but anything PORN wise (which to me is boy-girl) is something I've never done and never would.
Get my email off Buckwild or Like Dat.
Also Betty if you have Payshintz email I wanna have hers too! ;)
Toastee, who's done porn?
the only one who's done something close to real porn is Somethin'
I'm just goin by what I've read/seen online (like you all hehe).
In one comment in an earlier post, someone wrote:
"Toastee are you still drunk? Fetishes are considered porn. Did you finish high school? Here, I'll help you:
por·nog·ra·phy
Pronunciation: por-'nä-gr&-fE
Function: noun
: material that depicts erotic behavior and is intended to cause sexual excitement
I think you took the pictures for some freak to get off. So that would be considered porn. Cheers."
So according to their (in my opinion, DELUDED) opinion of "porn", I'd consider Bootz's website (if that IS her), Nibblz naked pics (which she loves hehe), and any sexy photo spreads the FOL2 girls have done before or after the show.
But like I said, that's not how I define porn.
Those nude Nibblz pics dont work. The first ones with the ...
Im glad Spunkeey's ass got sent home earlier in the show. Her was the fakest bitch in the house and she really got on my nerves the whole time we were there. Especially with her comments about being a video hoe. She was just mad because some of us actually gotpick sometimes to be in music videos and the most furtherest she got was to the casting door steps. Do yourself a favor and stop being so FAKE!!! Thanks!!!
Guest Who!!!
"BUCK..."