I know I promised a recap of Episode 8 and believe me, I'll do it. But; not before I recap Episode 9.
This week someone whose name has a vowel in it, was eliminated. If you don't mind knowing who, click here to learn who got the dramatic boot on Rock of Love Episode 9

I strongly advise you to NOT read the comments if you do not want to know the contestant eliminated.

I'm so happy, 'cause today
I've found my friends,
They're in my head.

Brandi M is eliminated, Lacey stays.
And next week the parents visit and we learn all is not right with Lacey. Turns out our red-haired, lip-pierced, Xanax swallowing drunkard is actually the perfect daughter and a Presidential scholar (wtf?)

Don't quote me on that though because my hearing isn't the best