The Q. was actually thinking today. I know S-C-A-R-Y!!! But anyhow I was thinking, 'What if Flavor Flav's mother didn't have William Jonathan Drayden Jr.?' I mean seriously what would I do with my life? I mean I know, I am loser. However, if I didn't have 'Flavor of Love' and all of it's spin-offs to watch... would that make me an EXTREME LOSER?
Let's face it. I am okay with being a loser. But EXTREME LOSER would send me jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. *sighs "Me misses the Bay." So, I need to thank Ms. Drayden from the bottom of my heart and the pits of my soul for saving my life. The day she gave birth to Flavor Flav is the day she saved the world. One person can make a difference; Ms. Drayden is proof of this.
Onto to another very beautiful mother London Charles a.k.a. Deelishis, isn't she a M.I.L.F.? You know the boys in the neighbor are praying she's a pedophile. (D@mn! I told y'all to stop throwing fruit at me.) One last question, did I miss the memo stating purple was the new black this season? *sings 'maybe I'm just like my mother...'
This is really my last question, how in the hell did I miss Comedy Central's Flavor Flav Roast? I feel so incomplete. Oh yeah, I was watching 'Rock of Love'. ( 51 Minds please create a reality 'Odd Couple' type show with Lacey & Michael Vick as lovers/roommates. Thanks in advance.)
A motherly Qmoment!
