Rock of Love 2: d' Ambre

'Les vrais femmes vivent, souffle et mangent la crème glacée !'

The Q. has no clue if the blond beauty Ambre has any French lineage. However, I am feeling Frenchy. Is Frenchy a word? I doubt it. I refrained from typing frisky. Let me attempt to stay on track this rainy Saturday morning. There must be something in the Chicago air. VH1/ 51 Minds casting loves them some Chicago living beezys when it comes to the 'Rock of Love' series. If my gimpy mind isn't mistaken, Jes, Jessica, Kelly, Kim, Sam, Erin a.k.a. Clown Tits and whats her name...

30 minutes later

....Mia all reside in The Windy City. It's no surprise casting would pluck another babe for 'Rock of Love 2' from Chi Town. Oh snap! Pootie hails from Chicago too. Yeppers there is something in the air. Ambre loves the small town feel, but big city action of the city. Ambre Lake is a social butterfly. (Ambre Lake is such a porn star name. One can't help but be social with that moniker.) The positive slender beauty shares my father always said, 'I could make friends with a tree.' (Trees are hard!) *cracking myself up Alright I'll behave. Ambre's positive nature & zest for life is a trait she shares with her daddy. Don't let her delicate frame fool you. Once Ambre sets her mind to something; it will not bend. The woman is friggin stubborn as all hell! *wonders if she was stubborn enough to be the last 'Rock of Love 2' beezy standing

One of her loves is seafood. She can eat seafood all of the time. When Ambre dines out, the waiter is going to bring her a plate with some sort of seafood on it. In addition, she's a dairy addict. Cheese, milk, ice cream and anything dairy is her vice. She eats dairy everyday. The woman thanks God she isn't lactose intolerant. *tickled pink Seafood and dairy aren't her only addictions. She was a huge fan of 'Rock of Love'. (You don't say?) The more she watched horny toad; the more she adored Bret. What's not to like? Bret is cool & down to earth in Ambre's opinion. She doesn't think he is like a typical rock star. *raises eyebrow She feels extremely lucky to have had the opportunity to get to know Bret. He's absolutely amazing in her blue eyes. (Lord please let this woman be blue eyed!) She states Bret is even more beautiful in person, inside & out. She just gave me bubble guts.

10 minutes later

I need to wrap this Ambre of 'Rock of Love 2' introduction up. *looks for Pepto Bismol The Q. has no idea if Ambre will be getting the ultimate V.I.P. pass to Bret Michaels' heart. Hell, I don't even know if she moans, 'Ooooooh Daddy rock my world with your guitar....' What I know is Ambre is daddy's little girl. She shared the following about her father, "....he's incredibly loyal. He's loyal to his family and also to his friends. I or anybody else for that matter can tell my Dad anything in confidence. I completely have faith that he'll never betray my trust. My Dad is tried and true." Ambre may just be Mr. Michael's rock of love in the end. If she's anything like her father, daddy's little girl is tried & true. In the land of Rock n Rock, sex, groupies, alcohol, baby mama drama & gold diggers, tried & true is hard to come by. 'Rock of Love 2' premieres Sunday, January 13th on VH1 @ 9pm. I wouldn't miss it for a pint of Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey Ice Cream.

Credit: VH1.com

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