Enough Already

We Want Episode 7

*imagining Steups, Electra, Dana, Shawn,Revenge, Ivory, TxShawty,Lareigna, Ponlork, Jane, Hutche, Sanyo, Jorundi, Bhatt, Meale, Cael, Zealous, L Style, Mai Tye, The Original Mr. New York, Sassy, Lady Ty, 3pm, Half n Half, Blacknuts and various anons sitting @ a round table that would make King Arthur proud.

"We want episode 7 ... we want episode 7 ... we want episode 7!"

The power of King Steups' Knuts of the Round Table (blog) is undeniably. The powers that be must listen to the people's voice. Enough already ...we need Episode 7 and we need it at 9pm this Monday or else. And it better be on our favorite station VH-1. ( Does anyone understand how hard it is to type in a rusty suit of armor?)

"Where is my nemesis Steups? ... Oh there you are! Come hither and oil me! SHHHHHH ...do not speak or risk losing your wicked tongue and fingers."

What is thou before my innocent eyes? Does thy sight begin to fail these withered wrinkle eyes? No, it has been sent by the VH-1 Gods ...it is a Vspot, sneak peek @ 'Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?'

The sneak peak begins ...12 Pack is guess what? You guessed it ...pumping iron. Real with his beautiful cornrows is spotting him. (Real is looking very good to me.) Switch to the Manfessional and 12 Pack tells us how he wakes up this morning and there is only five men left. He seems relieved and happy to be one of the 5. Back to the garden gym, 12 Pack says his confidence grows with each passing day. Real agrees. 12 also tells his workout partner that New York told him he was the best looking person in the house. And that as long as he doesn't do anything stupid ...he should be alright.

Next there is a hooded Tango on his bed. Switch to the Manfessional and he shares that he has delivered New York a note with rose on a silver platter. ( This is a very smooth move.) He is in it to win it folks. New York retrieves her love note in a purple satin robe. After reading the note & smelling the rose, the H.B.I.C. appears to be very moved by his gesture.

Downstairs Chamo in working silver leather pants (tight of course), black tight muscle tee and a gray fedora. He tells our magic 5 that everyone needs to gather in the great room. Manfessional moment with Whiteboy who states he has no idea what's about to happen. ( Shut up Steups!) New York strolls down the staircase in a cute white shirt and jeans. New York tells the fellas that she wants to get to know them better and guests are coming. Tango and Real both state they don't know whats going on either. One feels the anxiety in the air. Chamo switches to the front doors and in comes Malay a cutie pie and Chance's ex. Chance says he needs to go to the bathroom. Real laughs. Whiteboy and 12 Pack seem very, very nervous. New York is excited to see the men squirm. Sunny an attractive chocolate sister with a big smile comes through the doors next. She is Tango's ex and he gets a big hug. To the confessional we see New York dissing Tango's ex. New York states that Sunny is a disgrace. ( And you are ...?) Whiteboy is really nervous in the great room. To his relief in walks his sister Melissa. ( Now I know why the sister question during our interview was a rough spot. LOL...I had stumbled onto something.) Real thinks Melissa is hot! New York is none too happy about the ex 'no show'. ( Maybe none of them were interested in appearing on 'I Love New York'.) In walks a model type ( beautiful young woman), her name is Sienna and Real is her ex. The gorgeous children those two would make. There seems to be some mutual attraction remaining between these two. Last Jamie comes through the doors. She is a cute blond and 12 Pack's ex. You feel darkness in the room when she stands next to her ex. New York informs them that she wants to see a hug. Jamie gives him a hug that appears to be a head lock attempt. Poor, poor 12 Pack ...it ain't looking good for him. In the Manfessional 12 Pack tells us he is expecting the worse. ( I am going to like this Jamie I think.)

New York informs the men that the ladies are NOT there to hang out with them. Sister Patterson let's them know that she will be deciding who will be dating her baby girl. And that she shall be digging up all their dirt. (Isn't she the type of mother-in-law men dream of? LMAO) All the women and Chamo ( who waves goodbye vigorously) exit the mansion to take a ride in the Hummer limousine. Jamie announces she believes someone is gay. And we get a glimpse of a Tango/ New York tiff and he gets mooned ( think 'Flavor of Love' season 2 finale).

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