Feb 19, 2007

He's A Big Boy Now


HAPPY BIRTHDAY 12 PACK!!!

It seems like yesterday, when I was 24 years old. D@mn ...14 years flies by fast! The I Love New York Blogspot wishes Dave the best birthday ever and ever. I am imagining him around a gaggle of lovely beauties with a drink in hand and cigarette in mouth. What a handsome, luscious, sexual stimulating....never mind. 3pm you are so very right. Happy Birthday to one of the hottest men still in the house!!! We love you baby!

Ode to 12 Pack
Dave-12Pack-Amerman-I-Love-New-York
Oh Cabana Boy come hither
I do not bite

Yes, rub oil on my tired body
Your touch is rather light
Harder, harder...
Oh why did you stop?
Your eyes in quite a fright


Oh silly those are stretch marks
And they don't bite


You have just shared a Qmoment!

196 comments:

  1. Btw...I hope all are enjoying their 3 day weekend.

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  2. LOL the ode was to cute Quanda. Happy birthday 12 Pack.

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  3. happy birthday 12 puck

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  4. yes nappy birthday

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  5. I don't like the term cabana boy

    In fact, I hate it.

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  6. good afternoon.

    quanda beautifully done my love.

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  7. ...resize the picture for you?

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  8. Thank you Revenge and Dainty z.

    I think it's fine, now.

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  9. yes, it's back to regular size

    Don't edit for a minute...I want to link the article with the picture

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  10. Okay.

    Revenge did you see the new post in the writer's blog?

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  11. btw, tell your fans that 12 Peezy, Heat and myself will be at the club Altitude in New Bedford, MA on March 3rd. there is a flyer on my comments somewhere. free free to steal it. Altitude has a myspace page too.

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  12. Incidentally...there is a tag in the html for a picture...the alt tag.

    Between the brackets you ought to type a title for the picture.
    You may not have known; so don't think I am regulating.

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  13. Sure, that's his nickname?
    Peezy?

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  14. Of course I said "sure" assuming you meant 'readers' and not 'fans'.
    I don't have too many of those...

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  15. I only have 'Hater' fans...the ones who love to hate me.

    LMAO.

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  16. your haters are probably my fans...there seems to be a relationship there.

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  17. and weirdly enough your fans are people I hate.
    So it's all good.

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  18. Onix and his boys always going to some club far thousands of miles away from me!

    Hmmph.

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  19. :::does the Harlem shake to the Touch It remix:::

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  20. hey ya'll

    and steups

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  21. That is not cute Steups.
    Not at all.

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  22. Hello Jane, how are you today?

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  23. Sup Jane...

    It aint cute to fogies who can't dance.

    ::why is Neyo on this track?::

    Dat boy is triflin'

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  24. steups did you know that new york mom is a gold digger in a interview she said that she is looking for a rich man she need to stop

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  25. I'm good Quanda

    What's poppin today anything interesting.

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  26. Sup steups

    Don't start today.

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  27. Anonymous...that's a goal-digger not a gold digger. :D

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  28. yes jane new york mom is a gold digger she looking for a rich man

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  29. you know how women do it..

    we marry them poor and broke; they divorce us poor and broke.

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  30. do I need to explain who was poor, when?

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  31. Anon

    What the fuck are talkin about?

    I did'nt write anything about peppermint patterson

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  32. a woman with nice legs; dressed in a leather shorts is something to behold.

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  33. moreso if she's topless and drunk.

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  34. jane?
    Is rude your default mood?

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  35. thinking, Amerie missed perfection by 6 ass inches

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  36. Leave Jane alone... Steups!

    Did I tell you all today that Whiteboy is just ....a woman's wet dream?

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  37. who is peppermint patterson

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  38. How the fuck I'm being rude steups

    idiot (rolls eyes)

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  39. She is a beauty. I wonder what it's like to be short. I imagine you have more options in men.

    I wouldn't date anyone more that 2 inches shorter than me. 5'6" was my cut off point.

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  40. you're right, a woman.
    Thankfully, the remaining 3 billion are cleverer.

    Anon, she's referring to a pisstake of sister P at the more celebrated, celebreality blog

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  41. quanda what happen your not in love with whiteboy no more

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  42. there is no benefit nor point to being short, unless you can ride horses.
    Well.

    And fast!

    Jane, a cursing woman is an unattractive woman.
    Unless she is on her back.

    Being penetrated.

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  43. Quanda

    isn't he though (fans self)

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  44. Oh so I am not clever because I lust for Whiteboy?

    Let me let you in a little secret.... a whole hell of a lot of women lust for Whiteboy. I am not a rare entity.

    You way 200lbs. right? GEEZUS Whiteboy's nuts must be weighing heavy with you hanging off of them 24/7.

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  45. Anon...I am ALWAYS going to be in lust with WHITEBOY. He is hot.

    *fans self

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  46. by the way steups new york will be on the bet black carpet this thurday so look for that steups

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  47. You know what's unattractive steups
    A man who claims he is straight being concerned with the body of another man.

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  48. I don't have to be concerned with that, Jane.

    Anon, didn't you say NY would be on 106 last week?
    And it never happened

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  49. Jane,

    Nevermind Steups....let us speak only of Whiteboy.

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  50. steups I lust for you, your arrogance makes my clit shake

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  51. Ha!
    Do I make the walls in your vagina shake?

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  52. :::refreshing often:::

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  53. Quanda

    I think it is real that get knocked down by whiteboy tonight

    it must suck that they had to fight each other considering they are friends.

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  54. what happened to groovy

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  55. Jane, shut up...why didn't they put Tango or 12 Pack to fight Blightboy?

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  56. I agree Jane. Daddy can box among so many other things.

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  57. steups it's said on her myspace that she was on 106 i don't know what happen but i do know that she on bet black carpet thursday go to bet.com

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  58. Groovy is fine and doing well! She is not dead.

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  59. steups you are sick

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  60. any pictures anon?

    Because we need to talk more about New York and less about Kisstake

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  61. She's not dead?
    I need to pray harder.

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  62. You need to pray for yourself. The rest of us have her Groovy covered in our prayers.

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  63. QUANDA

    I am looking forward to seeing him in the ring, all worked up and sweating.

    did you see the preview where he was doing push ups

    (slides out of chair)

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  64. the rest?
    Whom are the rest?

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  65. quanda whiteboy will be gone soon from i love new york so laugh now cry later

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  66. how many Jane?

    3?

    You there granonymous?

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  67. I should do a warmup post for the summary/recap

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  68. LOL... I won't cry when he leaves. I'll be overjoyed that he wasn't chosen.

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  69. steups no picture at this point maybe later on this week

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  70. ok anon.....
    there were 2 anons, right?

    I can predict that if God spares my life, the summary for the Whiteboy booting will be my finest work, yet.

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  71. Quanda

    I won't be upset when he leaves too, I'll miss him on my screen every week but also glad that he is not with her.

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  72. quanda if whiteboy have his own reality dating show like flav did would you sign up or be a contestant you can call it whiteboy of love

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  73. lmao...she'd get kicked out in the first episode?

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  74. a, j, q and whomever else; excuse me for a minute.
    I need to post on Electra's blog, for shame's sake

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  75. No I would not sign up or be a contestant. I am married. However, I would be his 'Big Q' or his friend to tell him who is really there for him or not.

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  76. No you didn't negro! Let me tell you something ...Whiteboy would hold on to me, you can believe that!

    Fucking hater!

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  77. ok quanda if you wasn't married would you sign up and what do your husband think about all this

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  78. Quanda

    back to tonight's episode

    I saw how uninvoled he was with the girls, you think he was just
    overwhelmed, like he couldn't get his mind together

    He seems to like quiet.

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  79. If I wasn't married ...no I wouldn't sign up. And my husband thinks all of this is funny!

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  80. I think he didn't want to be dealing with bad ass kids who btw...he didn't know their parents.

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  81. so quanda i guess you are new york and whiteboy is flav you know where i'm going with this right

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  82. Quanda

    the bad ass one in the red dress that was chasing chance is the one that called him retarted.

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  83. LMAO, yes she did. And she said that Chance, "Wasn't no real man."

    She was funny.

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  84. lmao...my spidey sense was tingling so I knew someone was insulting WB, lol.

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  85. she was acting too grown for me

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  86. Well, I am hoping they told the kids to act up.

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  87. quanda your obsessive infatuation over whiteboy that where i'm going quanda

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  88. anon has a crush on Quanda

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  89. Oh I see....LMAO. Well I will say this ...Whiteboy is hot. Whiteboy has been very good to me. And I know he has a life. And I have one too.

    Now if we are keeping this bloggy. Yes, I am obsessive when it comes to Whiteboy.

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  90. I am thinking about changing my picture on my myspace page.

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  91. LMAO. I like the picture. So may I suggest if you don't,... do yourself a favor and don't visit my page.

    LMAO ...pathetic.

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  92. Q, he probably meant it in a good way

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  93. as in do us a favour and let us have another sort of thing.

    Pity Dr S isn't here to not tell you how paranoid that came across

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  94. I meant it what I said in a good way too.

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  95. quanda is always LMAO

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  96. Is it me but when people come at me sideways ....Steups is always here to correct my interpretation and defend them?

    Just recently a 'fan' called me all sorts of names and when I responded. Why do I provoke her/it?

    LMAO.

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  97. quanda LMAO

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  98. you are going Shawn on me.
    Can't you see the anon is Irre.

    One of these days I am not going to react well to the inference that I am an anon.

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  99. I just missed a cast member's call!!!

    GEEZUS, I can't find my handset!

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  100. No I can't.
    I am off throwing a fit!

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  101. LMAO @ quanda

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  102. Normally I stay out of online cat-fights, but you steups have really irked me. I don't appreciate you saying that my mother is dead or that you pray for her death, even jokingly. I would greatly appreciate it if you keep Groovy out of your posts and comments.
    Quanda, you can talk about my mom, because you know we love you.

    ~Groovy's Daughter

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  103. Shouldn't you be reading another site?

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  104. Now why would you attack Groovy daughter like that. So sad.

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  105. I hope her mom kick your butt.

    This is coming from Keishaboo of NC.

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  106. Nicky please. Just say you were making a bad joke and you were kidding. Because that is the truth and you know it

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  107. Anonymous...I've already said that.

    Your question should be; did I meant it when I said I was kidding.

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  108. I meant to say mean, not meant.

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  109. Isn't it funny that a 17-year-olds comment can get more replies than one of your posts can?

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  110. I know you meant that you were kidding...

    Because you're not the cold callous bitch that you would like people to believe you are.

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  111. I am a control freak with the power to delete your messages.

    Sign in under a username and I'LL LET YOU REPEAT IT.
    But, I won't let you say crap like that under anonymous

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  112. Yes alienated; it's funny.
    I am guffawing and chuckling as we speak.

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  113. take my counsel, alienated...get away from here.

    You are not in my league and sooner or later I will run out of patience with you.

    I've allowed you to state your point of view. Be thankful; and leave.

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  114. Delete it then Nick...

    Didn't think that I was typing anything offensive

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  115. steups are you from united kingdom or the united states were you born in the us

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  116. I already have, anon.
    You leave as well; because I told you, you are not welcome.

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  117. anonymous...leave me alone.
    I am not in the mood for chit-chat.

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  118. I can argue like a 5-year-old, a 17-year-old, or as an adult. If you want a mature conversation, just let me know, but you need to realize that family is important to me and that I will defend each member of my family from attacks from buffoons like you day after day.

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  119. Wait ... you're attacking me because I said you're NOT cold and callous?

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  120. well, you've proven the 5yr old part...

    let's try 17, now.

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  121. oh wow she call you a buffoons oh no she didn't

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  122. hey alienated who the hell are you calling a buffoons don't go their

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  123. I politely asked you to not disrespect my mother. You turned it into a competition. Who is being the 5-year-old?

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  124. longtime reader here and steups does not deserve this alienated

    I loved your mother's recaps but from what I can tell she and a few other people came at steups

    don't argue over the net

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  125. Sorry to be you obviously didnt read



    LONG LIVE GROOVY!!!!!!!!

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  126. Alienated, I love your mother and respect her. I don't think she would want you here. And she definitely wouldn't want you to argue with King Asshole.

    So don't go toe to toe with him. Let this old hag handle him. Okay?!

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  127. I have stayed out of this blog until he began "praying for my mother's death," then I felt that since my mother is not concerning herself with this blog, someone needed to tell steups to keep Groovy's name out of his mouth.

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  128. my wewe is so small

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  129. We have been Alienated. And we will continue to. In time his anger will go away.

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  130. All this started because I wanted to wish a very sexy cabana boy a happy birthday.
    I saw what steups wrote about my mom, and I had to defend her like anybody would defend their mother if she were insulted.
    I am very sorry Quanda, I didn't mean to disrupt your post with a very nice picture that I may just steal. :)

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  131. LMAO @ Alienated

    I totally understand.
    I would've done the same thing.
    Don't apologize, you didn't interupt a damn thing. Go on a steal the picture but girl he has so much more on his myspace page.

    And you can still wish him a Happy Birthday!

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  132. HAPPY BIRTHDAY 12 PACK!!
    WE LOVE YOU QUANDA!!

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  133. I love you guys too!

    Why do I feel an e-mail lashing coming?

    Oh that's right I am paranoid.

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  134. Steups, don't provoke her anymore!

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  135. Steups are you watching the ILNY marathon going on?

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  136. "longtime reader here and steups does not deserve this alienated"

    If you joke about someone's mother being dead. You can expect to here from their loved ones.

    And I so wish you all would stop hiding behind the anon crap. Your words have more meaning if you can stand behind them.

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  137. No need for an apology. Grown folks around here know when they cut up.

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  138. Steups I feel bad for you but not every girl on the blog hates you
    Quanda you should go if you think steups is an ass

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  139. Anon @6:47pm

    Steups knows how I feel about him. When you pay my bills, I'll take your advice. And when Steups requests me to leave and removes my admin rights ....I'll leave.

    And when you post under an account I'll respect you a little more.
    Toodles.

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  140. Hey Quanda! Well, happy birthday 12 Pack. I hope that it's a great one.

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  141. I will email him

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  142. Some people on this board are a little hostile. I'm not going to mention names, since I'm trying to avoid drama. The Queen Bitch is so beyond creating drama on a blog.

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  143. I wonder what 12 Pack is going to do tonight? If I was anywhere near him, we'd have a grand ole time hitting up the clubs. I'm sure that 12 Pack loves blondes. Who doesn't?

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  144. Shawn, you think I deserve a Grammy? Thank you, Shawn. Kisses and Hugs for you dude.

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  145. Ok I'm not here for long.

    Quanda as reader I just wanted to say thank you for everything. I really enjoy reading the interviews.

    LiL Groovey, I would take up for my mom too.
    You go lil Groovey.

    ALrighty I am going back to be a mom.

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  146. Do you guys prefer the bitchy Queen Bitch or the nice, respectable Queen Bitch? I personally enjoy the new Queen Bitch, since my character isn't as emotionally draining.

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  147. You welcome QB.

    The blog Grammy goes to Quanda for being a dynamite writer and for keeping everyone on one level in the comment box.

    Peace or Let the force be with you.

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  148. It takes alot of work to be the ghetto fabulous Queen Bitch? You know, I'm just a blonde haired girl from Los Angeles. I would never use such despicable language with my friends. Eh, it just doesn't fit.

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  149. Just do you QB. If you get out of hand... you know the drill.

    And thanks Dr. S !!! While you're here, do I seem paranoid to you?

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  150. Awww, that picture of 12 Pack is extremely hott. 12 Pack might be hott, but I hate smokers. I couldn't imagine kissing a smoker? Does anyone else agree with me?

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  151. OMG, I can't believe I just typed another question mark. I should use a little more care while I'm typing.

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  152. Nope.


    Be back this damn clincher is killing me. I can't breathe.

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  153. Quanda, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings a few days ago. I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize. Hey, let's be virtual friends. I'll bring the Starbucks Latte's and you can provide the club sandwiches. Just think of it as girls night out.

    P.S. Steups can join the party too. I love you Steups!

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  154. Shawn you can come too. Oh, but you'll have to bring pretzels.

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  155. Hoh yeah!

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  156. My friend Kristen bought me a new top from Abercrombie & Fitch. I wanted it in blue, but she insisted upon buying me a green one. Ew, I hate green. What should I do? Should I return the top or simply make up an excuse? Kristen will be pissed if I don't wear the top next week. OMG, I'm soo torn right now.

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  157. OMG, I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry all night guys. This just isn't fair. Why couldn't Kristen buy the top I wanted? 12 Pack would have bought me the top I wanted. Kristen's a fucking dumbass.

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  158. She's a fucking dumbass. I swear on my life that she's a dumbass. I mean, who wears green anyway? Kristen is soo not Abercrombie material.

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  159. Do you guys wear Abercrombie? OMG, if you do I can totally give you guys a bunch of discounts on classic polos. Just let me know and I'll work something out with my bf Jake. He totally has me covered when it comes to Abercrombie.

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  160. Apology accepted, I just didn't know what all your hostility was about.

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  161. OMG guys, Kristen just called. I'll tell you about what she said in a few minutes. I'll be back soon!

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  162. Yeah, I know. It was childish and immature.

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  163. I don't do Abercrombie but thanks.

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  164. Oh you're welcome, but if you ever decide to try something new just let me know.

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  165. hey Q,

    Can you find out who else got knock out beside Mr. boston?

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  166. she's not here; email her or call her.
    Someone said Real was knocked-down by WB.

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  167. I made two edits to the article.
    It's better to say I Love New York Blogspot; and there is absolutely no need to label her.

    No one is ever going to search for all the articles about her because there won't be any.

    Better to use 12 Pack.

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  168. Damn where did everybody go?

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  169. I am here. Isn't the show on in some places?

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  170. yeap watching it now.

    All I have to say is Tango got to go.

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  171. LOL... I am sure he won't!

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  172. i think real is going home...but i want whiteboy to go... :(

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  173. Damn I got to wait till Q see the show.

    Right now 12 pack got it going on.

    Thanks 12packs for tapping his butt.

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  174. 1 part summary today...not much happened in this episode

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  175. Did Whiteboy come into physical contact with New York?

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  176. well, I missed his receiving the chain

    and I can not believe New York's choice to get rid of...HELLO. There's a retarded one in the show.

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  177. OMG ...other than getting the chain did he touch her in episode 6?

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  178. Shawn, if you don't pick up for phone!

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  179. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

    is 12 Pack officially gay?

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  180. He was barely near her the whole episode quanda

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  181. Uhmm, Meale?
    I could just sit back and let you do the recap if you're gonna drop my quotes, lmao

    WTH?

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  182. I'll delete it if that'll make you feel better.

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  183. just kidding.
    Don't make a meale of it.

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  184. Steups,

    Did you notice the outfit that Ny mom had on. Did anybody notice that it was the same outfit that Ny had on with WB date last episode instead she wore it as a shirt not a dress.

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  185. Nope, I missed that...maybe Quanda will mention it if she decides to add her comments.

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  186. Shawn,

    It wasn't the same exact same shirt. The one New York wore was black and gold. Sister Patterson's was black and silver.

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