What's your fine?

I jacked this from the Sister2Sister forum.
Yes, I am a member of a woman's message-board; are you gonna do something about it?
I thought so...

You lot act like it's a crime to talk to women online.

Anyways, just read the offence/offense and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each offence/offense and added up your total fine. When you are done, post your fine in the comments box so that everyone can know just how bad you are. Only Lareigna and Posh are allowed to confess their answers, the others need only post the amount of their fine.


Smoked pot -- $10>
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> Did acid -- $5>
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> Ever had sex at church -- $25>
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> Woke up in bed and did not know the person next to you -- $40>
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> Had sex with someone you met on MySpace -- $25>
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> Had sex for money -- $100>
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> Had sex with a foreigner -- $20>
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> Vandalized something -- $20>
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> Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
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> Beat up someone -- $20
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> Been jumped -- $10
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> Crossed dressed -- $10
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> Given money to stripper -- $25
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> Been in love with a stripper -- $20
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> Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
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> Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
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> Ever drive drunk -- $20
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> Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
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> Used toys while having sex -- $30
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> Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
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> Went skinny dipping -- $5
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> Had sex in a pool -- $20
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> Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
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> Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
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> Cheated on your significant other -- $10
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> Masturbated -- $10
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> Cheated on your lover with their relative or close friend -- $20
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> Gave head -- $5
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> Received head -- $5
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> Performed or received oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
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> Stole something -- $10
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> Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
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> Made a nasty home video -- $15
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> Had a threesome -- $50
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> Had sex in the wild -- $20
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> Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
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> Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
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> Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
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> Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
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> Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
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> Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
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> Went streaking -- $5
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> Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
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> Been arrested -- $5
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> Spent time in jail -- $15
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> Peed in the pool -- $0.50
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> Played spin the bottle -- $5
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> Done something you regret -- $20
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> Had sex with your best friend -- $20
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> Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
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> Had anal sex -- $80
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> Lied to your mate -- $5
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> Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

What's your fine?