Here are all the links for the premiere of I Love New York. It was fantastic!
It's not as good as Flavor of Love, but it's good enough.
Now, it's your choice to click on the links or not. Here they are, in order, thanks to the V-Spot King, Ponlork
New York Episode 1 Act 1
New York Episode 1 Act 2 Part 1 (the nickname ceremony)
New York Episode 1 Act 2 Part 2 (the nickname ceremony)
New York Episode 1 Act 3
New York Episode 1 Act 4
New York Episode 1 Act 5
New York Episode 1 Act 6
New York Episode 1 Act 7 (the elimination ceremony)
Add Ponlork to your MySpace account or send him nude pictures. Your choice.
*rolls eyes*
ReplyDeleteDon't you just WISH I would collapse and die?
Too bad though, I'm not goin' anywhere. GeRon is in the muthafuckin' house.
ReplyDeleteWow I am upset she kept some she kept and I am mad that 1 person went home but I wont say for those who dont want to know
ReplyDeleteSteups that was NOT nice to say
ReplyDeleteWell anyway...what a great 1st round...Man Who has love for Mr. Boston!
ReplyDeleteI'm resilient to his remarks by now. I'm like a silk Chanel blouse and he's like a tacky velour track~suit. So I'm totally oblivious to him b/c he's no longer in the same league as me.
ReplyDeleteDorfam! Shhhhhhhh! I don't know exactly who Mr. Dog man is, but you know I'm smart enough to figure it out! Please don't tell me....
ReplyDeleteWhat is this irresis-delisc..talking about?
ReplyDeleteNope, didn't watch. And it's taking every cell in my body to hold out.
ReplyDeleteI am kinda liking who she picked..but I liked all the guys..even Martian Green Blazer man...So everyone is really cool..I hope they have a great life.
ReplyDeleteUm, Desbeleaf...
ReplyDeleteFIRST, take some phonics lessons. Because your desperate attempt to spell is almost nauseating.
SECOND, the name is IRESSISTABLE DELISCIOUS, and remembering that name will get you very far in life.
THIRD, never you mind what I'm talking about, b/c I'm certain I wasn't talking about it to YOU.
Thanks, here's your receipt honey.... Cuz you've been served!
I'll watch it later b/c this computers' sound if effed up. And watching it would be USELESS w/o the acoustics. But you can tell me who goes if you want, just this once, since I was gonna watch it anyway....
ReplyDeleteIRRE DONT READ THIS AT ALL SERIOUSLY
ReplyDeleteLawwwd Dorfam the CRY BABY was too much for me and mr REALITY going home was by far my cry
Wow! Do you also teach elementary school? Because you would suck as a teacher...to my recall you spell "irresistible" like this..not the ghetto slap yo momma way like you have it...
ReplyDeleteIs that desbeleaf or her neighbour without cable?
ReplyDeleteBecause this woman hates New York like cancer.
Okay... reading NV's statement... I'm gonna guess that the "Cry baby" must be Romance, and that MR.Reality has GOT to be Wood...
ReplyDeletewow you font familiar desbeleaf been here before ? with a different name?
ReplyDeleteIrre you were not supposed to read it so you wouldnt know but you are right
ReplyDeleteThis is the one and only "Desbeleaf"..I am still a "New York" hater and she still looks like a tuna fish on crack with new water balloon tits..so its all gravy baby yeah...
ReplyDeleteI am happy desbeleaf liked the show.
ReplyDeleteWhere's Quanda?
dont know I was looking for Quanda Earlier
ReplyDeletelol...dorfam its ok here come here you can lay on me..I mean with me...I mean..I will comfort you...
ReplyDeleteDesbeleaf, you silly bitch, how long did it take you to look up the word irresistible on the online dictionary? Good job hun, and you did it all by yourself. Okay, don't bring my mommy into this, b/c I didn't say anything about that She~wolf you refer to as your mother. Don't try to play me, either. I know how to spell Irresistible. But i don't like it that way, b/c it looks so much better with an 'a'. For example, my Myspace display name is Hypnotiiq, but that's CERTAINLY not the right way to spell the word hypnotic.
ReplyDeleteI'm not really here because I'm on my way out the door (damn PTA), but I just had to fall to my knees and say THANK YOU to Ponlork.
ReplyDeleteDude, you are my hero! I cannot WAIT to watch these! Unfortunately, I have to. (Damn PTA) But the minute I return home, this is the top item on my To-Do list.
Have I mentioned that I hate the damn PTA?
Y'all have a good day and BEHAVE dammit!!
Sorry Dorfam I knew that would kill you
ReplyDeleteGoodness you are a great speller..how old are you again? cause i think you won the 10 year old spelling bee on ESPN...wow..and can you tell me is that an ACRONYM...or how you would spell it...ACCRANIUM?
ReplyDeleteWe will be good momma REPHRASE I will be good Momma, just think if we were really your kids thats alot of PTA meetings lol oh aboutyour other situation you have my prayers (whatever it may be )
ReplyDeleteI'm kinda sad to see wood is gone, too. But that leaves seceral sexies. (I think, b/c I still don't know exactly who is gone.) As long as these cuties:
ReplyDeleteTango
Chance
Real
12 Pack
Pootie
Rico
Bones
Onyx
are still there, then I'm happy. And actually, I like "whiteboy" too, b/c he just exudes realness.
Yeah I am glad that educated her on what he said being part Spanish seeing her Blow up about what he said was hilarious it was not that serious
ReplyDeletewell Irre you will still be Happy * double checks list * yeah you will be happy oh an yeah White boy so far i am feeling him
ReplyDeleteWhite boy reminds me of someone and I cant put my finger on it
ReplyDeleteGood God NV, if I had to join all of y'all's PTAs, I'd be totally insane.
ReplyDeleteAnd thank you for your prayers sweetie. It's not that serious, really. I just had a wig-out moment. I'll be over it soon -- guaranteed. You're a sweetheart though. This is why I love this blog.
I'm really leaving now. Unless y'all keep talking to me. heh
Clearly you don't know me. Anyone who DOES know me would know that I wouldn't be caught DEAD on ESPN. And ESPN is an ACRONYM, though I couldn't begin to tell you what the E, P, and N stand for. But quick question...
ReplyDeletewho the hell ARE you coming on here challenging me and asking about me? Where did you come from? And please go back. I just had lunch and you're disturbing my stomach.
*whispers because I'm supposed to be gone*
ReplyDeleteY'all should really say thank you to Ponlork. Where are your manners?
Love,
Mom ;)
Thank you Groovy i wont talk to you anymore so you can really leave * waving* * holding hand over mouth
ReplyDeleteI'm thinkin' he reminds you of buckwyld, b/c he's definitely her male double. But um, ANYWAY....
ReplyDeleteNicholas, since you're here, would you mind answering that leftover question from yesterday?
And NV could you be a dear and lemme know what was said in yesterdays comment box after I left. It....um..... seems to have vanished overnight. How convenient.
oh oppps sorry THANKS PORKLORN our mother raised us better than that *wink*
ReplyDeleteYou are actually the one who called me out wee one....sorry you feel like you own the world or something but you dont own me..so tell ya what I do what I want and you do what you want and we will be happy ....together like ebony and ivory..
ReplyDeleteopps i mean ponlork sorry
ReplyDeleteLOL NV, I really am leaving. I really am. But I haven't even gotten dressed yet.
ReplyDeleteDor, forget the shelter. Just move in with me. I miss having little ones in the house. So much so that I'm considering having another baby.
*ponders the thought*
WTF was THAT? I'm not having another baby. *shudders at the thought*
OK, I'm leaving now. LOL
I was taught to never speak to strangers. I don't know ponlork, personally. I've never seen him comment. Who is this guy? (or girl)
ReplyDeletein a nut shell what was said up until i left was I love you Irre and you will see she toying with your brain and she answered and said it was true and Quanda said you should know she lying she does that alot and i think thats it well Tx said bye and then I left work and ddnt log on las tnight because I was doing hair
ReplyDeleteIrre, I think he's commented before. But he's the one who supplies us with these lovely YouTubes. So whether he's commented or not is moot. He still gave you a gift. He should be thanked.
ReplyDeleteOh hell, who am I kidding? I'm not going anywhere for a few.
*lights a cigarette*
desbeleaf, where have you BEEN the last decade or so? Ebony and Ivory? Wearing black and white together is SO 92'. Put on a windsuit and get the hell outta here. Make tracks. Go ghost. Teleport back up to your home planet or whatever the hell it is you have to do. I didn't START anything with you. As a matter of fact I didn't notice you until I saw my name come off your keyboard.
ReplyDeleteI believe what you said was
"What is this irresis-delisc..talking about? "
Or does your short-term memory not permit you to recall that?
i knew you were not leaving yet lol
ReplyDelete10 minutes, NV, I swear.
ReplyDeleteyeahright
Yea I said that only to figure out what you were talking about...the person with all the sheltered in aggression toward their oppressing father was you....coming at me with..the whole 3 part step of how I should find out how to read...
ReplyDeleteGroovy put that cigarette down! I forbid you to stop smoking!
ReplyDeleteOh, and
!NEWS FLASH!
Desbeleaf, I DO run this mothafucka. The world is mine, biatch.
NV what exactly did Electra confirm as "true"?
Dor, your Chucky would fit in nicely in this house. Plus, the house has been pre-destroyed by my own spawn. Bring him on. But I'm not potty-training anyone.
ReplyDelete10 mins and you are not dressed is not believable (sp?) mother groovy
ReplyDeleteDorfam: who is Lili
What the hell are you talkin' about? I don't have an oppressive father, and to further inform you, my father doesn't even live with me. Dumb ass. Know your opponent before you square up with someone. You know, I would try to ignore you, but that's hard to do. I can practically SMELL you through my computer screen.
ReplyDeletetruth: what I told you wsa true
ReplyDeleteOh I understand now. The internet is like a world, you type in it, tell your thoughts through it, you have a domain name, and you more than likely sleep with it. Hence this is your world. But in reality you miss living la vida loca and go for binary status.
ReplyDeleteDor, Lili is doing so amazingly well, thank you for asking! She's home in Hawaii and looking fabulous. She still has one tube in her, but that's just to make blood-drawing easier. Her blood tests have all been perfect since she's been home. I have THE CUTEST videos of her and her twin! Those are two babies in danger of being kidnapped by Auntie Groovy. heh
ReplyDeleteIrre, I'm working on quitting, I swear. But now's not a good time.
LMAO @ the shitty diaper trick. How resourceful of your son, Dorfam. I like his style.
ReplyDeleteNV, 10 minutes until I go get dressed. LOL And Lili is my niece that was so sick for awhile there.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, smelling the computer is so..um...how do you say? NON ATTRACTIVE..are you female or like GOLLUM from lord of the rings?
ReplyDeleteOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that Li Li I swear i forgot the little one name you two were supposed to say little one lol
ReplyDeleteDor, please tell me he doesn't use his hands to dump the shit??
ReplyDelete*shakes head slowly @ desbeleaf*
ReplyDeleteHoney you really have issues that even the great Irresistable can't resolve. Continuing to crawl down to your level is just robbing me of my fabulosity. It's like arguing with a six year old or something. What's the point?
And "yea, yea...." @ NV.
I hate when I pop away for three minutes and there are 45 new messages.
ReplyDeleteI'll have to assume no one said anything to me.
About me, too.
NV, I'm not sure I've ever said her actual name on the blog, so it's fine. :) Lili is short for Lilianna, btw.
ReplyDelete*picks up Phone to call MTV *
ReplyDeleteMTV: Hello
Me: I have a friend Great show Idea call her her name is Dorfam number is 555-5555
MTV: Great we will call her
MOnths later
Coming to MTV the new game show Square up With Irre
lol
"Fabulosity" another great word from the rule of the internet world. Wow its like what is the point of telling you anything if you are just like a bug and I can just crush you..no really who talks to Cockroaches I guess I was sorry...about that.
ReplyDelete*files fingernails and laughs @ desbeleaf*
ReplyDeleteDorfam, that's a gr8 idea for a game show, except for the fact that no-one would be competition enough, and I'd be just as bored as I am with the one that's jibber-jabbering now. Oh and Groovy, here in North Carolina they have a hotline that helps you quit. You call in whenever you have a craving, and they'll talk you through it. You can scream at them if you want to, whatever you have to do to NOT go get another cigg.
Aww I like thta name its close to my middle name LeiLanni oh *duh Wys* she is from Hawaii makes since now lol
ReplyDeleteOK, I think my 10 minutes are up. I really gotta run.
ReplyDeleteHey, do me a favor? Don't talk until I get back, OK? I'll have to come home to 20,000 new comments and my attention span isn't that big.
See y'all a little later.
Oh great..the great Cockroach of the Internet is still assuming she can talk about people...well I will just ignore this one because I am more of a HU-MAN than that lower class microorganism..
ReplyDeleteNicholas it's NEVER good to assume, boy. I'd double back if I were you.
ReplyDeleteAnd Des, since you're so enamored with my vocabulary, I have three for you.
Insipid, vacous, and nugatory. Look them up, why don't you. And take as many hours/days as you want to do so. PLEASE.
Bye Groove
ReplyDeleteDorfam: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
desbeleaf: Irre is a guy not a girl
Oh wow...this cockroach is actually growing up to her ESPN spelling bee level...does your mental capacity just go like up and down like that or does your daddy tell you what to type? Dont be so vehement about things if you think you can control them...my little crapeater friend..
ReplyDeleteDes, I'm a HE, not a SHE, stupid. And that's cool calling me a cockroach and all. I can live with that. Cockroaches are true survivors, which is what I am. Did you a cockroach could survive a nuclear holocaust, whereas a "HU-MAN", as you so eloquently said it, CANNOT. So actually, that makes roaches somewhat suprerior to humans. And YOU especially. So who's the lower class organism now, bitch?
ReplyDeleteAw thanks NV ...so she is a he...I knew going out and trying to get a hooker was hard but dang it I hate the ones that dress up like women and try to sell their anus to straight men...very low...my friend very low..
ReplyDeleteLMAo No Dorfam NEVER cause I wont just give some one my hands cause I hate touching things like I HATE touching pennies so I have to see what you have in your hand first and ewww he handed you her fingers *faints*
ReplyDeleteI'm FAR from being VEHEMENT right now boo. This is considered calm for me. If you wanna see a taste of me being vehement, I suggest you go back and read some of my past comment posts. You'll know when I get angry. Actually this is funny to me. I have about five minutes left in this class and you're helpin' me kill time until the bell rings. It's kinda like going to the zoo, or watching a mentally retarded child eat. It's fascinating, really, Talking to you.
ReplyDeleteOh ok now I am really going to have to stop aruging with you....you have assumed your position per-say....I dont touch dookie shoot people....so nice chatting with ya irres-delis
ReplyDeletedesbeleaf stop calling me FRIEND. I only talk to the "cool kids". And it's sad that you have to resort to going to the streets to get some. And as far as me being a prostitute... perhaps I am, but I'm a good one. I learned all the tricks of the trade from your moms and pops. So cudo's to them. As for YOU, you couldn't catrh any ass if someone stapled a booty cheek to the palm of your hand.
ReplyDelete*places hand on forehead in the shape of an 'L'*
Looooooooooooooooser!
Oh, this is a typing class, Dorfam. I finished my word processing project AGES ago.
ReplyDeleteOh! The bell rang! Love you guys, but I gotta go! Actually my fourth perod teacher flirts with me so I'll probably seduce him into letting me use his CPU. See y'all in a sec, okee-tay?
ReplyDeleteDorfam you are silly lol you dot have A D D
ReplyDeletebye irre if you cant get on
ReplyDelete....Wow....I missed alot. [[I'm so lame...]]
ReplyDeleteLemme go and watch this episode....cause right now, I'm not going to step into this heated argument...*backs down like a bitch, lol*
Dang It your like a fly dude with a sweet piece of candy in front of it....I really dont care who is your friend and who isnt I just care about the last word as you do. If you want it you can have it, after you say your sorry for everything that happened with your dad raping you and all and how you turned out to be the "I LOVE NEW YORK" apprentice "CHAMO"....
ReplyDeletelmao why do you want Meds to make ou move extra slow lol wait no they give you meds to focus for A d d lol but still
ReplyDeleteDesbeleaf: that was a low blow and that was not nice
I knew what you meant
ReplyDeleteI apologize for all the humane people that read this...
ReplyDeleteDorfam , that is somewhat impossible the masses can get along but EVERY single person Naw not gon happen lol
ReplyDeletelmao Buy the world a coke
ReplyDeleteMcdonalds fries Wendy Burgers lol
ReplyDeleteSorry you two...I must leave for a bit..I hope you all are here when I get back ..c yas
ReplyDeletealright desbeleaf See ya Later
ReplyDeleteI knew we were cool for a reason Dorfam lol if I am driving i am stopping at both places to get fries and a burger lol
desbeleaf, Irre is one of us.
ReplyDeleteWe'd appreciate if you settled in (if you're staying) for a month or so before you trade insults with the regulars.
I mean I like you already, but it might be more prudent if you eased yourself in; ya feel me.
Where's txshawty?
tx may have had school today instead of work
ReplyDeleteHello Everyone,
ReplyDeleteWow I just the eliminations. That was right on time.
Thanks Ponlork.
You guys do know the dude she name Trendz is actor right? He been on a couple of movies.
Hey Shawn I thought I knew him from some damn where
ReplyDeleteand Dorfam dont give them any ideas
maybe tx..oh never mind.
ReplyDeleteI am in enough hot water as it is
Hey NV
ReplyDeleteYeap, maybe he trying to make a comeback or something.
I knew she was going to get rid of Wood. That wouldn't be fair to keep him.
Oye, I forgot something.
ReplyDeleteTango says he reads the blog all the time and would love it if the readers wrote their opinions of him.
Apparently the dude is a bit nervous about how he comes across on tv.
He and Chamo (I got this from someone else) says you lot visit their MySpace but don't add to your friends list.
ReplyDeleteCome on peeps, that's why we post the links. Let's add these people
Adding now lol Sorry guys I forgot lol
ReplyDeletewhat is Chamo's Myspace?
ReplyDeletenevermind found it but does anyone find it wierd NY myspace is NOT on his friends list
ReplyDeleteIf anyone out there can help me fix my previous posts column and my previous posts link atop each article.
ReplyDeleteEMAIL ME, PLEASE!
Got damn it took me forever to get through all those damn comments. I hate when you all get a head start....y'all go crazy with it.
ReplyDeleteSteups were you erasing Huge White
Cock's comments last night? You sure in the hell made me look crazy. Thanks.
Good afternoon to All!!!!
Someone remind me not to speak to Steups! For some reason he almost never responds to my questions. He certainly doesn't respond to IRR DEE's either.
ReplyDeleteI am going to take a bath. I will return later.
I'll join you and answer them there.
ReplyDelete(turns on hot water)
Nope, it wasn't me last night.
Must have been Groovy.
Steups what are you trying to do
ReplyDelete*yawns and stretches*
ReplyDeleteThat fourth period nap was just fabulous. And I had the most delightful dream. A stunning pair of chloe peekaboo-toed heels were chasing electra and nicholas all over the internet. It was very strange. ANYWAYZ, what's the deal with this forum I keep hearing about?
Quanda I missed you
ReplyDeletesupposedly we are getting a forum thank God
ReplyDelete*frowns*
ReplyDeleteI just went up and read some of the earlier comments...
Do I have a bad case of dementia, or did that silly whore actually ask for an apology? From ME, of all people? That heffa needs some "Rit-a-lin", as Mr.Boston would say. Which reminds me, I never did watch the finale.
*puff of glittery pink smoke*
What's the forum called? Or am I not invited??
ReplyDeletewhat a bath THAT would be. Talk about an acid bath. I'm willing to bet that water will sizzle like overcooked oodles&noodles....
ReplyDeletethe forum has not been named yet Irre it snot up and running yet
ReplyDeleteOh I knew THAT, I'm just wondering how I'm gonna find it once it IS up. Hey, guess what? I think officially 74% over the whole 'drama' thing from yesterday. B/c when I thought about it...... I'd rather have someone drive a rusty bayonette through each of my fingernails than spend an evening with nicholas. And being anywhere NEAR Electra is about as pleasant as drinking a bottle of old cough syrup. So why should I stress either one of them. The way I see it, Nick wasn't trying to make me stop liking him. He was trying to make me JEALOUS. And there's only one reason a guy would want to do that. (RIGHT?) So I'm not gonna sweat that aspect of the situation. I AM, however, concerned about YOU NV. The only thing worse than having someone hurt you is having someone you care about hurt you. And I really, really, REALLY hope you haven't been feelin' Nicholas all this time...
ReplyDeletewhy are you concerned about me i told you me and nicholas are just friends my concern is the man whose child I gave birth too
ReplyDeleteOh, okay. Just forget about it then. A true friend can do nothing but take your word, and that's what I AM, so that's what I'll DO. Besides, I'm all bubbly and giddy after watching the elimination. I LOVE the part where they were all showin' Chamo some love and shouting his name. So much LOoooOoOOOooove is in that house...
ReplyDelete*sighs*
how long you think that love will last i bet they fight second show lol
ReplyDeletehello people i'm back
ReplyDeleteUmmmm lemme see... I think the first fight will be the one where whiteboy argues with someone in the van. I give it third episode. But anywayz, don't leave! I have nothin' else to do but talk to you at the moment. Everyone else is missing. I guess Nick and Quanda are still taking that bath, heaven help them both. What was up with that nutjob desbeleaf? I didn't appreciate he/she/it coming up in MY mothafuckin' comments box starting shit with me. Someone needs to inform that pyschotic bitch who the reigning queen is.
ReplyDeleteHey there half and half. I don't exactly remember you honey, but you sure as hell sound good on print. Are you a man?
ReplyDeletewhat going on hear
ReplyDeletei am here and Half how are you darling ?
ReplyDeletenothing much me and Irre chilling Quanda taking a bath Groovy had PTA Dorfam disappeared TX never showed up that all i remember
ReplyDeleteI WOULD say that for once, drama is nonexistent on the blog. But that would be a lit. Drama follows me. I AM drama. Irresistable Deliscious is the show that never ends.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's irresistible with an "A", thank you very much.
ReplyDeletei'm a man and i was hear last year are you deliscious from the flavor of love
ReplyDeletelol we know Irre and no Half HE is not
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteFor you darling.... I CAN be...
ReplyDeleteAnd anywayz, NV, Chance is so funny! Did you watch that extended clip of the "I Love New York" Preview. It's on the post that's under this one. At the very end, Mr. Boston makes a comment about Studs, and Chance mimics his voice and it is TOOOO hilarious.
thats great boo,
ReplyDeleteis this fact or rumor?
i'm good nv i just want to tell you guys that flav will not be a special guest on i love new york show
ReplyDeleteUm.... WHO are you talkin' too NV. Is WHAT a fact or a rumour? And panama pimp daddy, how do you know Flav won't be on the show? Other than that time on 106 and Park when he said he had nothing to do with New York's show?
ReplyDeleteYeah Irre I was over here DYING laughing at him i need to myspace him and let him know how funny his ass is
ReplyDeleteHoney, you DO remember my password, don't you? If you know his myspace, add him for me, will ya? And be SURE to put him as number ONE on my friends list.
ReplyDeleteI was talking to Half he deleted his first post he made
ReplyDeleteok Irre let me find the email with the info
ReplyDeleteif you are a flava flav fan i got some good news for you from producer cris abrego and mark abrego flava flav will have a new reality show about love and relationship it's a talk show type of show at the end of the year
ReplyDeleteYou know what? I am REALLY in grief about this whole Chance boy. I mean, I am feelin' him extra hard. I like his style, I looove his swagger, and he makes me laugh, and he's cuter than a pink pitbull puppy!!! *giggles like a school girl* And he might not have a lot of gwap, but I'd still love to get to know him. And yet I will indefinitely NEVER meet him.
ReplyDelete*sniffs*
How sad.... New York you lucky, crazy bitch.
Pulls up a chair VERY close to Panama. How do you know this? Actually, I'm a NEW YORK fan. Flav.... not so much. He's played out now. His show is over. His album flopped. And now he's just an ordinary crackhead. Nothing special, there are millions of em' on 54th and Crenshaw. But enough about Flav.
ReplyDeleteHow YOU doin?
(said in my best Wendy Williams voice)
Oh, oh, OH! And if you really ARE reading tango..., I want you to know that you are totally sexxi. And suave. Smoother than a frosted pina colada. Now if only we could get Chance to bring his fine ass to the blogspot...
ReplyDeleteare you guys looking forward to new york show or not don't you guys miss flavor of love already
ReplyDeleteTnago reads and Yeah Tango you are great and Sexy
ReplyDeleteHoney me and NV are the only ones here right now. And I sent NV on a mission. So I guess that means there's just the two of us.
ReplyDelete*smiles coyly*
But to answer your question, I DON'T miss flavor of love. I mean, Helloooooo. I have New York, her mom, and 15 gorgeous dudes all wrapped up in one show. What could be better? So yea, I'm hella amped about New York's show.
deliscious i know the producer of the show i know cris and mark
ReplyDelete*sighs*
ReplyDeleteI'm more bored than a dead rat in a wet cardboard box. (Damn, I'm really spittin' out those similes today, ain't I?) If I watch the show clips one more time, I'll know every line by heart. I could probably tell you how many times New York blinks during the naming ceremony.
*sighs again*
Oh, that's cool. Then you can talk to them for me and tell them to give me MY own show. Would you like to be a contestant?
ReplyDeleteIf I had a show, it'd be a total rating ORGASM for the Vh1 big-wigs. Would y'all watch? And would one of you devote a blog to ME???
ReplyDeleteok so half what else do you know or do you need to email me * still searching for Irre*
ReplyDeletewhy do you hate flava flav
ReplyDeleteI am SOOOOOO bored. I know! I'll compose a limmerick to pass the time.
ReplyDeleteThere once was a boy named Iree.
He was beautiful, true....
also queery.
And he fell for a dude
that's barbaric and rude
and Electra's a prude, unlike Iree.
that it's nv you can tell that to setups
ReplyDeleteOooh that was so FUN. Here's another
ReplyDeleteI know of a chick named Quanda.
They say absence makes hearts grow fonder...
But if SHE went away,
I'd sing "Oh happy day"
Cause I'm not quite so fond of Quanda.
And 1/2 black, I don't HATE Flav, sweetie. What are you, his rep? It's just my JOB to be all about everything that's new and exciting. And Flav is out of date. He's the pop culture equivalent to wind suits. Do you remember those?
I am sure he will read it and matter ffact I thikn he posted the talk show thing already * bad memory *
ReplyDeleteI'm on a roll. Here's another one!
ReplyDeleteI know of a lass named Groovy...
She's as sweet as a green apple smoothie.
But the poor girls a fiend
for that 'ol nicotine
That charming young lady named groovy. ( You really SHOULD quit, Groovy. I looooove you.)
IRRE YOU ARE TOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED
ReplyDeletebut before i go you guys know that if it wasn't for flava flav new york would not have a show and vh1 will still suck
ReplyDeleteNow I'm back to that guy they call Nick.
ReplyDeleteHe's an asshole, a god-honest prick.
If he'd just change his ways,
he'd have happier days,
I believe that would sure do the trick.
And I have a good friend, named NV.
She's as sweet and as FIERCE can be.
Then that Trinidad whore
had to come back for more,
and my girl cut her down to the T.
Okay see ya sweetie. I feel you on the whole New York thing, but Give me a Kiss before you go!
ReplyDeleteSmooches!
(god I hope he doesn't look like T-bone)
NV, you KNOW he was a representative for Flav, right? I certainly HOPE you saw through his disguise. He practically BEGGED Steups to post about the talk show thing. Perhaps he was even Flav himself. I can't think of anything sadder. Would you fancy another poem, hun?
ReplyDeleteoh Half I thank flav for bring entertainment back to tv
ReplyDeleteWhat trips me out is that Vh1 spent two seasons of Flav to try and make New York look like a nutjob and an evil BITCH, and now the producers have to cast her in a good light.
ReplyDeletei figured he was or a huge flav fan and sure I am laughing at your poems lol
ReplyDeletethis lil light of mine ... sorry song popped in my head
ReplyDelete(LOL) okay, okay...
ReplyDeleteLet's seeee.....
Ah! I GOT it!
Now PLEASE lemme tell you bout' Chance.
That's the guy that can make my heart dance.
There's a gap in his teeth,
but it makes him complete
and I'd LOVE to use HIM for Romance....
Hahahaha I'm such a cornball. hey I think I'ma go over to my blog and see what's up with it. I haven't been on there in Sooooo long. Perhaps I should bring it back. Whaddya think?
i say you should even if you dont update it everyday do it every so often check out wysdom.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteone more thing before i really go it's a rumor going around that new york is pregnant by you know hoo bye
ReplyDeleteYea.......
ReplyDeleteMaybe I could post my OWN stuff about New York and her show...
And put Steups out of commission..
What better revenge is there than success? NV are you with me? Would you help me?
LMAO......
ReplyDeleteI am cracking up. I wish I could be more serious about this.....but it is so pathetic at time, always funny.
How are you today NV?
Originally I didnt see the appeal of a show with a bunch of men vying for new yorks attention, just generally woman are more interesting to whatch drama wise.
ReplyDeleteThis shw is pretty funny though. Is that guy romance foreal though? Mr. boston is a walking stereotype hes funny, but doesnt have a chance in hell, I guess pooty is the "sumthin" of the group.
Irre if you posting I am reading
ReplyDeleteQuanda: I am great darling how are you? did you enjoy your bath? they can be so relaxing
HA! I TOLD y'all that bitch was pregneant. DIDN"T I? Dude is Flav's rep, so you KNOW he knows what's going on. I said it FIIIIIRST, I said it FIIIIIRST, I said it FIIIIIRST.....
ReplyDeleteBut wait.... logic interrupts. The last time Flav and Tiffany were intimate was in Belize. It takes 9 months to have a baby. "I Love New York" was in production 4 months before the reunion show, which was shot in september. That would make her seven months, at the very least... Which means she was @ least 5-6 months @ the time in the big in 06 awards, which was in December. She was big, but not THAT big. So even though I DO think she's pregneant, it COULDN'T be Flavs youngin'...
Hmmmmmmmmmm.....
if NY is Preggo by Flav she stupid seriously
ReplyDeleteHUTCHE where ya been boo?
Yes I had a calgon moment. No acid, no steups and I don't hear 'Oh happy days' playing anywhere.
ReplyDeleteI am glad you are doing great.
Irre you amaze me sometime slol
ReplyDeleteOh. QUANDA'S back. Who ressurected you THIS time, sweetie? Eww and that was a long bath I bet you're even prunier and more wrinkled than ever. Mother Teresa lookin'.....
ReplyDeleteUgh I feel SICK. Give me a moment, will you, NV? I'm about to go construct the most amazing New York blog known to man.
ReplyDelete*cracks knuckles for more than one reason*
*ouch, that kinda hurt...*
Girl I need a calgon moment my little one driving me insane I swear lol
ReplyDeleteActually genetics have been wonderful to me that's why I still pull the younguns. It was a long relaxing bath. And now I am all smooth and silky that's to Carol's Daughter's Mango Body Butter.
ReplyDeleteI bet I am Steups wet porngraphic dream. But I am still not speaking to him.
i am here for 8 mins
ReplyDeletenv I was sleep. I dont beleive new york is pregnant. I mean she was big but not in pregnant terms. In terms of weight and the breast excentuated it. Point blank she was big ervvry where else but in the most important area. Therefore I dotn believe shes pregnant.
ReplyDeleteI just put my two little ones to sleep and the teenager is off with a friend......so I am enjoying the piece and quiet.
ReplyDeleteHey I love carols Daughters have you smelled exotic
ReplyDelete8 minutes........and you are leaving
ReplyDeleteWhere you think you going?
Hutche you are right looks like she just ate too much lol
ReplyDeleteand Quanda LUCKY you lol I am jealous
No I haven't. I love the Tui Oil for hair, mango butter and girl Ecstasy is wonderful. I am thinking of ordering the Love Butter. Will Smith loves it.
ReplyDeleteI will be off in well 7 more mins lol Iam finishing something i will log on when I get home though waiting to see if Tango shows up like I requested Via Myspace lol
ReplyDeleteand Hutche you been sleep for a while sweetie I have not seen you rfont in ages lol
Hutche has been missing in action.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back! Your presence was missed.
Love butter get a thumbs up, i meant Ecstasy, Exotic is bath and body works
ReplyDeletewell thank you, yeah I been sleep for a while now.
ReplyDeleteIs anyone in the house?
ReplyDeleteYes some of us are here. How are you shawn?
ReplyDeleteHutche do you ahve a myspae and Shawn we are here yes I am still here lol
ReplyDeleteNV, you know your time is up...LOL!
ReplyDeletehello quanda {mutemenlover] im sorry about last night i was drank last night im a porn star my name is well you know im a big fan of the shows flava flav show and ny ok coming real soon my website bigfatcocks.com and you can talk to me at bigfatcocks.net
ReplyDeleteQuanda you are so right I will talk to yall later
ReplyDeleteNV have a great nite.
ReplyDeleteHello Qaunda and Hutch.
H.W.C.
ReplyDeleteAn apology is often just empty words. Drunk or sober....I am not concerned about your vulgarity. Good luck with your site, I won't be visiting.
Ta-ta
*dusting off her silky, smooth shoulders*
what the hell is going on hear when do we have pornstars on this blogger
ReplyDeleteyou know on second thought after whatching this episode again. I thought the "romance guy was an overtley feminin uber sensetive animal lover that would put michael jackson to shame, but I think he's very smart is what he is.
ReplyDeleteIm just waiting for somebody to out T-weed. I think he just wants to be around new york not be with her. So is chance gonna be the star of this season or what.