Dec 21, 2006

New York's breast implants meet Wendy Williams

This is old stuff from the Big in '06 Awards Show; but it's from Ponlork which means it has to be here.
As is always the case, New York's accent steals the show. "Come ornnnn.."




Oh, I'll be taking a trip far far away, but I should have a laptop on my travels so I'll be around. But if I am not, Merry Christmas to all of you and especially to Brandee and Quanda.

142 comments:

  1. Ok. I wasn't 2nd. I thought I was.


    Who do you want a kiss from Steups??

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  2. Her heart is filled with so much love......

    I am so touched. I think I'm going to cry now.

    Steups, I wish you a very Merry Xmas and safe New Year's. Be good....

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  3. You know, I wish there was someway to get rid of the extra "love" I have. Especially out of my stomach and boobs.

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  4. Do you ladies cook?
    Because if you have like a signature recipe, I'll put it up you know.

    We can have a mega post and name each recipe.

    Like "Lareigna Lasagna"

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  5. Quanda.......looking at your picture I wonder what Wendy would ask you?

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  6. The common questions I get are, "Who did your nose and/or your breasts?"

    It's an irritating question to answer over and over again.

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  7. My question would be different?
    I'll have to email you though, i prefer my e-slap in my private.

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  8. I don't want to know your question...I really don't, LOL.

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  9. Lareigna lasagna.hmmmm. I'm hungry now.

    All I cook thats is mildly edible is toast. I do make empanadas preety well, but I like the alliteration of lareigna lasagna better.

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  10. How about some Quanda quiche?

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  11. Simply...you are a hot mess!

    On a different note:


    N.J. Governor just signed legislation to legalize gay civil unions....a politician with true morals...I LOVE IT.

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  12. Or a politician that is...I dont know .....GAY!

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  13. Lareigna, you are cutting up.

    I can burn (cooks very well). But I cook by knowing what the appropriate amounts looks like. I cook by sight and taste. My recipes would be a mess.

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  14. A politician who understands the idea of civil liberties. A politician who may or may not be gay and understands that gays deserve the same rights as heterosexuals.

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  15. Desbeleaf, is funny in an irritating way.

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  16. I'm glad Governor McGreevey overcame that scandal. But I'll tell you, it's going to be a lot easier to legalize gay civil unions in the North then in the South. The anti-gay sentiment reigns supreme down here, especiallyin Florida.

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  17. Well thank you I think for your thoughts...

    I think gays should have a place to live freely, express one's emotions toward one another, start their own civil heirarchy of government and politics the whole nine.

    Alaska would be a great place for them to be.

    Since Al Gore is pretty much bisexual. Well you have to think about it. Alaska is going to be a great place to live by mid next year because of the so called "green house effect"...there is going to be an abundance of greenery, water, animals, etc, they will be next to CANADA and they are notorious for their GAY population, heck they could of started the whole HOMOSEXUAL industry with their RED LIGHT DISTRICT and all WHEW! What a government!

    Yea just kick all of them up there.

    I hope that wasn't to HOMOPHOBIC.

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  18. Naw, you are kidding me. I thought he had been kicked out.

    Didn't he resign as Governor after he paid his lover 80000 or whatever?

    Quanda you took the words right out of my mouth; Des is a New York hater in the worst way.

    And that's the last thing I want you to take out of my mouth ok.
    Have you seen my Add REQUEST?

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  19. can somebody on hear tell me what is nibblz myspace

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  20. Why would you want to know? I talk to her on a daily basis. I mean its not to hard just go through a dictionary look up the word trash and presto her pic a bio, hell where she strips, walks on corners you know what I mean..you start talking to yourself in tongues about how she has been a straight up 100% hoe-dog of the whole populace of america....

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  21. wtf? You hate Nibblz too?

    Angry, just click on my My Space in the sidebar to the left and she's in my top20 or whatever.

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  22. I thought I was making you happier steups...at least I am not talking about Venus Fly Trap Mouth New York...

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  23. are you dissing my woman nibbiz puck

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  24. Oh, Angry, I forgot, her link is on the right sidebar, under the heading Flavor of love.

    Don't do me any favors Des.
    But if you want to insult someone try Pumkin.

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  25. Dissing?! Moi? No, not dissing just talking bad about her lifestyle and her place in the United States of America.

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  26. You have been approved? I have a whole 11 friends now.

    As far as ....they pay taxes like many of us. And they deserve to be part of our nation and government.

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  27. ok steups i will do that desbeleaf you need good bronx beat down from me son

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  28. You know what is weird? I kinda like Pumkin. She at least did something you would do if you had a pile of trash right in front of you...ADD to the Collection! I probably would of done something even more crazy.

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  29. EXCUSE ME, STEUPS!

    Let him/her keep their focus on New York. Desbeleaf, I am curious to know your thoughts on New York's mother and newly acquired breasts.

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  30. This is scary but Desbeleaf are kind of seeing eye to eye on the Pumpkin situation.

    *cringes*

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  31. SMDH who here this Irre will flip once reading this comment box

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  32. First off Angry dudette, you wouldnt want to fight me! I mean I wouldnt touch someone is really into the whole I-wanna-date-my-mother's-sister thing..just not my forte!

    Secondly, new york's mother is not that bad, I actually think she is made up of CHARCOAL skin, attitude of napolean with turette syndrome,
    Jason from friday the 13th long lost identical brother (without the mask)...

    Thirdly, new yorks breast. This is a tough one. I think she could of done better like paid for a face-lift....I think the whole breast thing was a waste of money because for me looking at her is a whole lot worse..and her arse is non-existent...maybe she could of got some kind of laser surgery and re-arranged her molecules and turned them into a...a real woman, and not be left with igor the cave man..

    WEll I have so many fans already! I will have to go back to work now. Pretty soon you will all know who I am and will really be in Disbelief!

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  33. NV, I want irre in here badly because Des is pissing me right off

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  34. How you gonna call New York, trash?

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  35. Dancing to Quanda's selection

    (clicks on pics)

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  36. who the hell is this new person?

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  37. Wow, IRR DEE is going to flip for so many reasons. His/her view on the Alaska situation is ridiculous and insulting to say the least. Not remotely cool....

    But his opinion on New York...baby Irr Dee is going to be hot....I feel 'Hell is about to be out on Bail'

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  38. God, Jesus, Joseph and Mary.

    And I thought my mother was sexy! (lol, you know what I mean)

    How in the fuck can you have had a 19yr old girl and still look like that?

    Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, even your fingers are turning me on. So slender and...(collapses clutching chest)

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  39. Y'all like walking sex up in here.
    NV, Revenge, Ivory, Quanda, mz. d...

    have I forgot anyone?

    Oh, Lareigna. How could I forget her. CALIENTE!

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  40. if he doesnt come in here I am going to call him

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  41. Isn't my 19 yr old gorgeous? That's my baby.

    Steups you are really silly sometimes....truly.

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  42. Who's that dorfam?

    They are still here, they are still here.


    Where's the 19yr old? I saw a 19 mth old.

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  43. Maybe the registering thing is turning people off.
    I know I hate it

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  44. Desbeleaf, could you give Steups mouth to mouth.....

    *worries*

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  45. I think the registering 'thing' is good. Maybe once the show actually airs you can allow anonymouses again.

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  46. I like desbeleaf, she's very literate and punctuative

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  47. Quanda, do you regularly dress like that? Because I don't think your husband would like guys staring at you.

    I was at the mall the other day and was staring at this sexy booty and her mom walks up to me and says "would you mind not staring, she's 17?"

    I was like "errr, ahmmm, sorry, i didn't know."

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  48. most of the regulars left because of the anons

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  49. I bet nobody else gives you good

    I got up to here and my body became tense, then I saw

    ...smiley like I do:)

    Talk about disappointment

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  50. Who are these missing regulars?
    I can only recall Ladybug and mz. d

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  51. hey i was on hear last night i want to know were i can buy flavor of love 1 and 2 i want to buy it for christmas for somebody

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  52. Excuse me for a minute please. I am taking a haircut with one of those home-machine thingys.

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  53. Amazon.com, limewire.
    Bye

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  54. Electra is gone too. No I don't dress like that regularly. That was club attire.

    After the little ones, I dress more conservative. My husband can and has gone ballistic due to someone starring. I was dressed modestly but they still looked. He is doing better. At first he used to just laugh at them, after the last baby he got possessive...LMAO.

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  55. or limewire if you need it real fast go to bestbuy or circuit city

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  56. ::poof::

    if u need me again, just say "that bitch, revenge" three times in the mirror at midnight while wearing black and drinking a nice full glass of merlot.

    thanx.

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  57. are you from brooklyn or the bronx revenge

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  58. See you late Revenge...don't be a stranger. You are missed.

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  59. Dorfam, I'm using those home cutters.

    You know what I mean.

    Anyway, now it's time for the tricky part where I hold a mirror and cut the back of my head.
    Bye

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  60. I meant cut the hair on the back of my head.
    Wouldn't want anyone calling 911.

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  61. It says, Barber in a box hair clipper set.

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  62. Something is wrong with you Steups!!!

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  63. happy hoilday to you and your steups and the people on this blogger happy hoilday and merry christmas to you to later

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  64. Why should I pay 30 bucks when I can do it myself?

    I'll be back in a few mins, just a couple bits are being obstinate.

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  65. Not @ your self barbering.

    Your New York snot eating with ketchsup.

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  66. You are lucky you're married because let me tell ya.

    I'D SAY A LOT WORSE ABOUT YOU.

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  67. Happy Holidays Blacknuts

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  68. You couldn't not say worse. I can't imagine worse.

    *shivers*

    Happy Holidays to Everyone!!!!

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  69. Hi you all. Is anyone actually on here? Whenever I log on it seems I'm the only one. Anyone there?

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  70. I guess I'll check my Myspace and come back and see if anyone's in here in a few.

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  71. Nope, no one here still. Probably cause you all have some sense and are all in bed, which is where I oughta go to now. Talk to you all tomorrow, I'll try to make tomorrow's news item a happier one, since it is the Holiday season! Good night everyone!

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  72. GAYRAPPER, you are so fucking stupid dont you know your Ip addy and information is being tracked by this blog. Now steups please give the info to Revenge so she can go and press charges this asshole made a threat to kill her and should be put in jailed or worse Revenge please dont respond to him matter of fact get his ip we can find him

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  73. He's baaaack lol

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  74. Hey Dorfam and TX, I dont knwo what the fuck this idiot deal is he is lucky he fonting behind a screen he would nt dare say this shit to Revenge

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  75. Gay Rapper, I am appealing to you to stop the nonsense.

    It's not funny. And you're just being a fucking useless cunt.

    I have reported you to blogger and though that doesn't promise much, maybe you can strain whatever humanity you have left and stop the fuckry.

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  76. Hey NV....so, what's his deal? I thought he apologized?! So much for the expectation of a 'Barney: the dinosaur'-esque ending...I show'll thought we would be standing beside the campfire, holding hands and singing "I love you"....MAYBE NOT lol

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  77. Wow, I've never seen steups angry.......looks kinda nice

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  78. I have a flight in 3 hours so Happy Christmas everyone.

    Hopefully I'll have Internet access wherever my head rests.
    But if I do not, it was nice talking to all of you this year and whatnot.

    Laterz.

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  79. ok fist step is to ignore how are you all this morning

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  80. Bye Steups happy holidays be safe !

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  81. Bye steups...be safe and Merry Christmas to you too

    NV: Oh I'm fine, waiting for work to end before it has even begun....i'm getting off a couple of hours early so thats a plus lol

    How are you all?

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  82. damnI wanna go home early lol
    I should have never come but I am off 3 days next week so I need to get some work done other than that I am fine

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  83. Good morning everyone! I realize I am a bit late today with my daily news, but better late than never. This item I'm sure you all have heard about, but here goes.

    Ivory's News Of The Day:
    What is in the Miss USA water? In as many days, three women have either lost their crown or been "punished" for bad behavior. First we have 22 year old Katie Rees. Rees is Miss Nevada USA, she was stripped of her title after, well, stripping. Photos appearing all over the Internet show Rees kissing other young women, exposing her breast and pulling her pants down to show off her thong. Nothing says classy like licking your own boob, right? Anyway, this is only two days after Miss USA Tara Conner, 21, agreed to go to rehab in order to keep her crown. Apparently she is quite the partier. And who does she party with? That would be our third young lady, Miss Teen USA Katie Blair. MADD, which is of course Mothers Against Drunk Driving, cut ties with Blair because of her underaged partying, including with the above mentioned Miss USA. Ah, the trials and tribulations of being a beauty queen.

    So, that's all for today. I will try to get something a bit more seasonal for tomorrow, with the Holidays right around the corner. Alright, I will hopefully be on later today, if not, have a great day everyone!

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  84. Great News ivory, you also have a message on Caramels Cream.

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  85. Whoa. Gayrapper, what the hell is wrong with you? I know Revenge can more than "handle" you and your hateful ass, but I hope very much you at the very least are taken off Blogger by the moderators. Revenge, you may try speaking to Myspace, if he is bothering you there as well, hopefully they can do something.

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  86. ooh, thank you NV, I'll go there now!

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  87. I'm trying to figure out what his problem is with revenge is anyways...this nut is talking about killing her and her son...

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  88. TX I dont even know how this asshole started onher and even why all I know is its un called for and should be dealt with

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  89. uh-oh NV is turning into 'Mel' from "Caramel's Cream" lol.....

    But really, that's not cool, if you have a problem with someone, don't take it to their child. You've gotta be pretty weak to do some bull like that...maybe he knows her outside of the blog...??

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  90. lol @ the Mel comment you know that character is losely based off me as far as attitude and swagger its kinda scary reading it cause I be in shock like wow that is really me lol


    @ gay boy maybe he does know her personally but why be a bitch behind a screen name tell her to her face how you feel if you real about yours

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  91. fuck that gayrapper if i see him i will wipes his ass this is christmas time i'm mad now

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  92. NV: Loosely based? lol Girl that character is as TIGHTLY based on you as SPANDEX on a BEAR....lol

    Do you know how he knows her?

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  93. angry: Morning angry...um question:

    You're going to WIPE gay rapper ...? lol

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  94. lol ok ok so I am Caramel I give but dang I never meant for it to happen that way somehow I was reborn into that character


    No I dont know if he knows her or not but he is putting alot of attention into someone he doesnt know

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  95. txshawty who the fuck is this gay ass rapper

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  96. i'm going to wipe his ass real good by a real black man that me

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  97. Angry are you trying to say Whoop

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  98. Angry: I have no idea, he's some guy that keeps e-harrassing REVENGE. Initially he started off expressing his affection for steups, but disrespected REVENGE by going on her blog (about her son) and posting a comment about how hot steups was or some ish! Revenge was pissed, as she should have been, and deleted the comment. IT almost caused her to leave this blog, but she decided not to. Well, this fool posts another comment, and is all up and through here talking crazy. Saying this like, "revenge is a b*&^" and he "will kill her and her son" just crazy mess....

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  99. lol @ nv...10:55

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  100. i'm so mad i dont know what i'm trying to say

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  101. {holding angry and rubbing him on his back as if we're at a funeral, lol} It's alright angry let it out baby, just let it out! lol

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  102. tell me is this gayrapper really gay or what

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  103. we dont know anything about gay rapper except he/she is some asshole

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  104. Hi DESBELEAF! How are you this fine morning?

    Angry: Right now all we can do is ignore it. Misery loves company and if we refrain from entertaining foolish thoughts, it will subside. Besides, it's probably for attention anyways, and if we don't pay him any attention...he'll go bankrupt lol

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  105. hey gayrapper if you out there come and see me bitch i will beat your monkey ass belive me this angry black man don't play

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  106. {sings to angry in the tune of "go to sleep little baby"}

    Calm down, calm down, calm down mr. angr-ee
    calm down, calm down, your anger amazes me
    Gay Rapper isn't worth our time
    Wanting to be seen and in the light that is lime...{lol}
    so Calm down, calm down, bring your anger down lol


    THAT's my song, did it work angry? lol

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  107. gayrapper i'm 277 pounds if i see you i will destroy you by the way i'm 67 tall

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  108. ...or NOT lol

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  109. TX that was a classic song

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  110. you right txshawty later baby girl

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  111. NV: Thanks, I was going for classic lol

    Angry: You're leaving angry?

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  112. yes i'm going to work now happy hoilday txshawty and nv

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  113. Happy Holidays/Merry CHRISTmas ANGRY!

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  114. Thanks Angry and same to you

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  115. I hope everyone is having a joyous Friday/soon to be Xmas break!

    (I've been off since last Friday! haha)

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  116. aww lareigna...ya just HAD to rub it in our faces that we're still at work?! lol

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  117. I swear blogger is a trip. Hello everyone. Merry Xmas to each and everyone of you.

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  118. IS that fool still bothering Revenge? That is so sad to do that someone you will never meet in real life.

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  119. merry christmas and a happy new year from the man who is god gift to women that me

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  120. i'm sexy you guys on this blogger are sexy but just not as sexy as me

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  122. Merry Holidays! Happy Christmas!

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  123. For the record. I am sexier than you and your momma.

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  124. hater i mean desbeleaf stop wishing you and your ugly momma wish you look good as me by the way i will take all your woman's away from you shit i hate ugly people like you damm i'm fine eat your heart out desbeleaf

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  125. hey desbeleaf do you know what it's like to be fine as me i guess not

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  126. uh anyway

    this is gonna be the worst christmas ever, no family no one to expect gifts from, no one to give gifts too, Its just another day for me.

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  127. Uh...fine dudette guy..I am still way better looking than you and your momma. Sorry.

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  128. Sorry, I was gloating TX. I love/hate being a teacher.

    Hutche, I'm right there with ya buddy!! But I gotcha beat: I'm not getting a paycheck until the end of January. Payroll decided to spring that on me at 3:00pm last Friday afternoon. Nice, huh?

    I'm feeling the Christmas spirit.

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  129. Ok where did everyone go?

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  130. good evenign everyone.

    fortunately, i never got a chance to read gay rapper's posts. ::breathes:: but from what u guys have on here...i cna guess at what was typed.

    well anyway, ima bit depressed so im off to make me some green tea. i updated my blog if you all want to check it out. ill be around.

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  131. Good morning everyone! It looks like I am the only one on today, but I wanted to wish everyone very Happy Holidays and I will talk to you all later this week. I also wanted to do my daily news today. As I mentioned before, I wanted to bring a happy, seasonal one for everyone to read. So here it is:

    Ivory's News Of The Day:
    Do you believe in angels? If you do, you are not alone. According to a poll done December 12-14th by the Associated Press and AOL, the vast majority of us, 81%, believe in angels. How we define an angel differs among us. Elizabeth Daves, 63, of Flemington, NJ, says she has been comforted by angels since the death of her mother in law in their home. Edward Pelz, 80, of Grabill, Indiana, recounts a story of being outside and thinking how much he would like to see his wife, who has passed away. He explains that his wife had loved blue birds, and while thinking of her, along came a blue bird, right in the dead of winter. He believes this to be a sign of an angel, although he admits he is unsure as to exactly what angels are, whether they are guardians of us, helpful strangers, etc.
    The poll also asked about Santa Claus. While 47% feel that Santa detracts the religious message of Christmas, 36% feel that Santa enhances the Christmas spirit. As Ron Montgomery, 64, of Louisville, KY says, "It's the whole atmosphere. Santa Claus is the spirit. The trees, the church, the whole works. You actually see more of your neighbors. It's a feeling. It's not a ghost, it's an attitude." He adds that he still believes in Santa.

    So, on that note, I wish all of you a wonderful, happy Holiday!

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