It's 7 right?Ok (exhales); the latest "I Love New York" contestant is Wil (short for William, I presume).
He is good-looking and has arms that look like my legs.
I don't want to perform a brain canal to find something to say about him so you'll just have to visit William's web-page to read what he says about himself.
Here are a few pictures to encourage you to make the jump-off.
lol...so this is the man we've been hearing so much about?
ReplyDeletehehehehehe *Blush*
ReplyDeleteI think he looks like shit
ReplyDeleteAw Steups, you're so mean
ReplyDeleteSteups: I'm guessing you want me to rate his pecs..lol, they are indeed a # 1 on the pec scale, but oddly I am not attracted to the body-builder type, I like the more leaner, thinner, b-ball, in some cases football-type athletically built....boy I have weird tastes! lol
ReplyDeleteand hard shit; the type that makes you want to kill yourself
ReplyDelete..don't like em too big...i'm still trying to decide about him...
ReplyDeleteclicks on the red X
ReplyDeleteOh, it's white actually (clicks on that)
ReplyDeletelol @ steups' hard bowel movement comment
ReplyDeleteLol....crazy
ReplyDeletemy 'x' is black..lol
ReplyDeleteeverytime I come back there is a new post lol
ReplyDeleteHi Guys, I am back but for a while.
ReplyDeleteThis goodly gentleman reminds me of Sean Crawford (I think that's his name. The athlete who participates in sprint events.
Anywayz, these days I really can't look @ a man and see much because I am really love sick and it STINKS so I really won't be able to make a proper assessment of anything.
(E going back to work)
Steups is on his job...even tho it pains him to post fine males lol
ReplyDeleteAww E...we'll assess them FOR you lol
ReplyDeleteAnd Dorfm I am sorry I thought u were male, only now I realise that u are a member of d fairer sex. Laterz
ReplyDeleteCoot TX. Talk to u guys a little later on.
ReplyDeleteI'm lovesick too....this is pathetic....
ReplyDeleteIce...who infected you with 'lovesickness'?
ReplyDeleteSteups (joking) I guess I'm lovesick because I'm not in love. I'm not even in a relationship. So I guess I'd be sick b/c I don't have love...
ReplyDeleteWell Ice and E you two work on getting better ( lovesick ) and Tx, Dorfam and myself will worry aboutthe men lol
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha alright
ReplyDeleteWOOOOWWWWWWW! I wuz going to say...um...wow, he'd be ECSTATIC to know that...lol I guess I more guy-ish when it comes products containing the 'love' ingredient...but its not cause I don't want it tho, I love the thought of it, but sometimes it can scare me...but enuff about me...lol
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure you have some admirer waiting to love you, don't pay so much attention b/c it seems as though everything comes when you're not expecting it, ya know?
NV: Soooooo true...y'all go ahead and rest in bed for your lovesickness, we'll be the nurses, and when we're not on our shift we'll assess the men lol
ReplyDeleteI have too much energy now lol
ReplyDeleteSEE NV: That energy drink works wonders lol
ReplyDeleteI see I might need to see you every morning for one lol
ReplyDeletedoctors orders...lol
ReplyDeleteSweet Peter Jeter. There is some MAJOR eye candy on this show. As if I needed another reason to watch! ANYWAYZ, HI everybody! *giggles*
ReplyDeleteWhat's been going on? Oh and Steups I e-mailed you kiddo. No hard feelings. I was thinking about it all this weekend, and suddenly you seemed much more HUMAN to me. I was idolizing you like some Prince Charming, but, as it turns out, you're just a guy. Plus you're like 30? *cringe* that would never work, because in 20 years I'd be wanting to water-ski, and your idea of exciting will be CHANNEL surfing. (LOL), so screw who you want, dude. It's your prerogative. Fast shouts to all the people who helped me get to this point, including Ivory, Shawn, Revenge, Dorfam, and especially NV. Smooches Bitch! Tell little man I said hello!
*mwah*
I know dorfam, isnt' he a LIFE SAVER?
ReplyDeletelol @ IRRE, for having steups channel surfing
ReplyDeleteum...dorfam??? what are we talkin about hon? lol
ReplyDeleteOh, and I scoped the picture below (and printed it, too!) and as it turns out, all the guys in the picture with Heat are also in the cast photo. Okay, so of course y'all can see where Heat is in the cast photo. The guy in the second picture (with the long braids) is directly behind new york, and wearing shades. The guy in the secon picture who has on a hoodie is beside Chamo in the cast picture and he's wearing a red hat. The man in the second picture who's wearing the hat with the dollar sign is standing behind the red-hat guy in the cast photo, and he has on a tan fisherman's cap. And the cheesy white guy in the second photo is behind tan fisherman cap guy, and he's wearing shades. HAHAHA, I was a "where's waldo" champ in my youth, and it shows.
ReplyDeleteYou welcome Irre baby glad all our talkign this weekend paid off
ReplyDeleteit's gonna be ooookkayyy dorfam! Take a look at the strippers lol...focus on the stripper
ReplyDeletedid that help? lol
ReplyDeletelol..she's telling you...I don't know if i wanna know what she wants to lie about.
ReplyDeleteyou must be really trustworthy for her to be tellin all this knowing that you could very likely hold her fate in your hands...that's all lol
ReplyDeleteDo any of u know what a Pastelle is?
ReplyDeleteno...the first thing i though of was pastel colors, but that isn't spelled the same lol
ReplyDeleteIt's a dog isn't it?
ReplyDeleteSTRIPPER MAN STRIPPER MAN STRIPPER MAN STRIPPER MAN lol
ReplyDeleteNow when you think of sh*& that you're NOT getting paid for this job, you should directly go to a thought of Mr. A*& lol
ReplyDeletes*&^ should definitely be associated with a*&
ReplyDeletewe should do that...Go on a show and act like we own the joint and maybe we could get our OWN show full of eligible, yet possibly opportunist bachelors lol
ReplyDeleteIt's a very popular West Indian delicacy made with minced beef, well seasoned (with garlic, chopped onions, chives, tyme, hot pepper, black pepper, salt etc) , mixed with chopped olives (and capers if u wish) and raisins wrapped in a crust made from cornmeal, cornoil and water. Its wrapped in cleaned banana leaves and steamed.
ReplyDeleteThen Viola - Pastelles. Its most popular around CHRISTMAS.
Dang E, that sound deliscious, I'm HONG-REE, and yes 'HONG-REE', because that's how hungry I am..lol
ReplyDeleteDorfam: that would make for an even interesting show to have your husband come home and all those guys on you and then it would turn from FOL to Jerry Springer...lol
ReplyDeleteTX without I would never laugh lol
ReplyDeleteNV: What are you laughin at? (like a lil kid) What'd I do?
ReplyDeleteYeh its real tasty.
ReplyDeleteOH LAWD dorfam...when he get mad he get just a lil bit crazy, huh? That mean he'd kill all the guys AND you...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lol
ReplyDeleteDorfm what's an Island Temper?
ReplyDeleteIs he from the Caribbean? Does he have what we call here a 3line or cutlarse?
ReplyDeleteU know when people get u mad in the Caribbean instead of shooting u they Chop u (except for the up coming generation).LOL
Well island temper is no good then.
ReplyDeleteI had an island temper once when I was a child and a teen but then with age brings reason. Plus, most of my fam are cops so my mom carried me and showed me what they do to people who has island tempers.LOL
OH LAWD...never make em mad...just leave it alone! They ram my car, i'll be like "wow, just a little dent", knowing full well my car is totaled...nothing that little wax won't cure lol
ReplyDeleteTX has me in tears
ReplyDeleteHe has to be an islander to tell u about that temper. I hope he's good to u.
ReplyDeleteDown here men can't take a horn (unfaithfulness) but they quick to have 2 and 3 or even more wormen @ the same time and everyone expects for u to tolerate it and say - "u know how men are, leave d man alone nah, u knw is u he love and is u he coming home to"
BS
That's Y AIDS is so damn rampant
I ain't pissin NONE of y'all off up in here...y'all be done e-mailed me a picture of something crazy, and my slow self probably believe you can get to me lol
ReplyDeleteOh but u as a woman dont horn them u know because u are labelled an old hoe, a bad ting, a sketelle, a old bake, a twartie, a baddest, a trick, a jezebelle or delilah and the list goes on and on.
ReplyDeletePlus now they killing u too and killing themselves. Or chopping u up.
Geez its so hard to find a good man these days and sometimes when u do find one, u dont love them.
My mother always tell me - Dont love who u love, Love who love u. (Wise woman).
E: that's true...
ReplyDeleteSAY THAT E SAY THAT !
ReplyDeleteThat's great Dorfmn I am glad.
ReplyDeleteAnywayz speaking about my mother she just came in today from NY so I am going now and visit her home with the kids so I will talk to u guys later on tonight if God spares life.
Have a good one.
Laterz.
E: Please don't leave work and hurt nobody lol, but double standards exist between the genders. In my eyes, you can't get mad if you did to them, what's being done to you now. What's good for the duck is...wait nah, that ain't right, lol oh what's good for the goose is good for the gander lol
ReplyDeleteAight, bye E, we LOVE you lol
ReplyDeleteTX please do a comedy show PLEASE
ReplyDeleteNV: you over there shouting in your office like you're in church, you better sit down...better yet thats better than you fainting with the holy ghost lol
ReplyDeleteBye E
ReplyDeleteNV: I just flew in from dallas and boy are my arms tired....*nothing*...Is this thing on lol
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ TX. Bye Ladies
ReplyDeleteTX: E got to preaching in here I got Happy my bad but really my coworker just came n and asked was I ok cause I had tears rolling down my face I told her yeah but I was in here laughing at you
ReplyDeletelol...you crazy NV
ReplyDeleteLMAo
ReplyDeleteTX I meant for real you are too funny
TX: thats all you man you make my day on here
ReplyDeleteover there crying...got them thinkin Luther died...AGAIN! :-( lol I was liable to die when I found that out
ReplyDeleteDORFAM: Think STRIPPER MAN STRIPPER MAN, HEAT, HEAT, MR. A*&, MR. A*& lol
ReplyDeleteDorfam this girl is tooo damn funny
ReplyDeleteR.I.P. Luther 'Cleophus' Vandross...although I highly doubt that was that man's middle name....HIGHLY
ReplyDeleteDorfam: who's killing you? that woman wit the fake jobs is still in your office? THink stripper man...he loves you, he needs you lol
ReplyDeleteBye Dorfam
ReplyDeleteBYE dorfam and TX she was talking aboutyou
ReplyDeleteOh...had a slow moment there...ahem...thought that lady was still in the office
ReplyDeletelol dont feel bad I have blond moments toolol
ReplyDeletehey actually i DO have blonde highlights tho lol oh wow..that explains my momentary lapses, if my WHOLE head were blonde, i'd be gone in tha head ALL the time lol
ReplyDeleteHello America,
ReplyDeleteYou guys are so funny. Irre all I can say to you is BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO a DIVA is reborn.
Tx and Dor you ladies are a mess.
What's goin' on y'all? Guess what? I had to curse out a record 13 people today. No lie. I hope y'all had a better day than I did. And fas-shouts to TX for making me laugh. LOL when you spelled the word HONG-REE I almost pissed my jeans, and that's something you just DON'T do in Abercrombie's.
ReplyDeleteHey Shawn! How you doin' Gurr? And HELLOOOO NV baby how art thou? Girl do some WORK for a change. (LOL). I e-mailed you today. (I think.) Oh, and how did you like the scorpions?
ReplyDeletethanks IRRE...shoot sometimes that's how it is, you're not just 'hungry', you're HONG-REE lol and imma pray for you over there cursin out EVERYBODY..lol
ReplyDeleteGirl PLEASE don't pray for me, pray for THEM bitches b/c they're the ones who have it coming to them. I'm FINE. (LOL)
ReplyDeleteWow 13 people. Irres don't let those folks get to you. It's the time of year where people want to try your patiences.
ReplyDeleteHell you better then me I would had to get me a drink.
Oh and the best part is that today isn't even OVER. There is STILL drama going down b/c I just got into it with my Mommy. I swear. Drama just follows me. I have GOT to get far, far, away from all of the drama that comes along with being Irre. But where will I GO? Peru?
ReplyDeleteok skip all the yadda yadda why did you curse 13 people out
ReplyDeleteWell, 6 of these people were supposed FRIENDS of mine. I got into an argument with person number 1, a gay guy who was my best friend after he called me ugly. After that, 5 others who I considered to be friends egged him on and took his side. So that explains how THOSE six got cursed out. After that, I was in enough of a bad mood that the remaining six people didn't really.... DO much of anything, they were just unfortunate enough to be near me. I think I cursed one dude out for blowing eraser shavings on the desk in front of him. (LOL), but alas, I didn't bring any of that to the blog. I'm gonna be POSITIVE. So how are YOU guys? Oh and Dorfam Key West sounds like a delisciously fun idea, but I've already decided to move to ATL with my dear friend (and REAL woman) NV. Speaking of which NV, I'm looking up colleges right NOW, and it's not going so good.
ReplyDeleteOops. That's bad math. Six plus Six is twelve. My bad. SO I must have cursed out SEVEN unlucky civilians, then. My bad.
ReplyDeleteIrre I will help you look but I told you more than likely you may have to choose one uniersity here like Gastate or Clark Atlanta and take Theater for a major baby OH Ciara opened a dance Studio here if ou didnt knowlol
ReplyDeletedorfam I dont think he meant it like that
ReplyDeleteOf COURSE I didn't mean it like that, Dorfam. I LOOOOVE You! And it's funny you say that Wiz (NV), because I just gave up on a perfoming arts school and started looking at Morehead and Clark. I'm really AMPED about this now. And no, I DIDN'T know Ciara opened up a dance school. And Dorfam, that was very sweet of you to say that to me. I actually needed to hear it. And I don't know what the HELL Juevos are, but I like how they sound.
ReplyDeleteDamnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn NV I didn't know she open a dance studio. Damn I wish it was somewhere closer I love to dance.
ReplyDeleteGet my earth wind fire shoes out of the closet and party. LOL
Iress I take it that this is stuff that happen in school today. I give till friday that he will be trying to kiss your ass.
Friday? You must not know 'bout me. He's already left an apology message on my home phone. Girl PLEASE. And LMAO to the Earth wind and fire shoes. I most certainly hope NO ONE still owns those. And if you do, you should stomp them into the ground (EARTH) Toss them into a hurricane (WIND) and burn them. (FIRE). LOL!! And dorfam, I'm gonna have to borrow that word "Cajones", because kicking someone in the "Cajones" sounds SO much more fun.
ReplyDelete*giggles maniaclly*
Oh, and for anyone who didn't notice, I posted on Caramels Cream like... an HOUR ago.
Irre,I just left an open plot twis on the bog and yeah look at those schools and jump onit Applications aere due soon baby
ReplyDeleteI'm really feelin' Clark University right now. Is it hard 2 get into? ANWAYZ, Lemme take my fly ass on over 2 the blog and see what's goin' on. LOVE YOU GUYS! (Most of you)
ReplyDeleteWAIT Nv... had you read what I posted about the zodiac, and pulling you by the arm, and all of that?
ReplyDeletenaw Clark is one of the easy school lol to get into
ReplyDeletelol @ Irre's play on words for earth, wind, and fire lol
ReplyDeleteI have read EVERYTHING IRRE
ReplyDeleteAww Dorfam.. you know... I'm not really sure. Ya see, I'm a perfectionist at times, so I'd say that blog was my first true FAILURE. So I've dismissed it. It's kinda "uner the radar", if you will, especially since I haven't posted since November. But if you wanna start a blog, I'd be GLAD to help you with it by posting.
ReplyDeleteOops. Shawn must really HAVE some of those shoes. She hasn't posted since I said that. (LOL) I'm sorry ma-ma! Dust them thangs off and TAP back on over here to the comments box. Iree LOVES you!
ReplyDeletelol Irre you are so crazy about them shoes...
ReplyDeletec'mon back Shawn, Irre was just playin, them shoes are STILL HOT baby lol
even when an argument comes around
ReplyDeleteyou take your time to break it down
I show'll wish I knew what you were talkin about lol
ReplyDeleteI'm here laughing so hard. Yes I have those shoes. Actually I got them for a party and just kept them. They so comfortable. You know how stuff always come back alive. It's alright just watch Puffy is going to bring those shoes back in style.
ReplyDeleteNo shawn...Diddy ain't gonna bring those shoes back lol...the boy can't even stick with ONE nickname...Puff Daddy, Puffy, P.Diddy, Diddy...what's next? P.Diffy? lol
ReplyDelete*faints*
ReplyDeletelol TX is back at it
and so is NV with all the fainting..lol...is the cubicle chair working?
ReplyDeleteJesus would have to perform a resurrection to bring those things back. GO 'Head and bury them things, Shawn. NO, NO, NO. Oh, and hello there Nicholas. GREAT NEWS EVERYBODY! I just posted (again), and I can proudly say this is the most outrageous plot-twist ever concieved. Go check it out but don't take too long b/c I'll miss y'all....
ReplyDeletelmao
ReplyDeleteyeah its working fine lol
And WHY am I still not considered part of the staff of this blog?
ReplyDelete*whimpers*
lmao shit Irre now Ihave to think before I can post lol that was a great post lol
ReplyDeleteLOL Thanks dear, and I LOVE you too. *laughs*
ReplyDeleteOh this is sooooo much fun. And tell Tica not to "magically" make me reappear, b/c you know how she is. I'll continue to post, but probably in other peoples' points-of-view. Particularly Sean.
go right ahead keep posting
ReplyDeleteyou may want to start with Tica you knwo she will make you pop up like a rabbit in a hat lol
damn what did your son do
ReplyDeleteDorfam: That quick? lol
ReplyDeleteI know right, NV, that's what I'm sayin lol Have that poor babysitter running outta that house talkin bout "never again" lol
ReplyDeleteAt least you got ONE FREE day of babysitting...lol She should give out coupons if she's gonna do that
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm not gonna post again TODAY, silly. I'm just saying, I'm not gonna immediately start back posting as Sincere. It adds to the suspense. And Hmmmm Dorfam, looks like you have a ~*~BRAT~*~ on your hands. Me and Wiz know ALLLLLLLLLL about those. I'd love to meet him and compare notes. Even I didn't get the boot after one day. (LOL) I remember this ONE time mommy dropped me off at the babysitters, and I snatched off the womans wig and threw it in the fishtank. BEFORE pushing the fishtank over.
ReplyDelete*giggles*
Ah.... childhood.
I am so slow you have been saying Wiz and my slow ass was like who I am use to Tica saying Wys lol
ReplyDeleteok I need to go home
ReplyDeleteDorfam: If she was running out of the house muttering something along the lines of "spawn of Satan" you may need to worry..lol but if she says, 'seed of Chucky', you're good ...no worries
ReplyDeleteI am out guys Iree call me later
ReplyDeleteOkay, if someone calls your son the "seed of Chucky", I'd say you'd have a LOT to worry about. Have you SEEN that thing? (LOL) Anywayz, can we get a round of applause for the men of "I Love New York".
ReplyDelete*gives standing ovation*
*whew it's getting hot in here.* But who get's the "hottie of the house" award? I'd say it's a tie between the man in the black hoodie in the pic below the cast photo, and the man in the GREEN hoodie in the same picture.Whooo they are HAWT. Oh and NV darling, you KNOW I'm gonna call you.
Love&Kisses*Hugs!
Okay, if someone calls your son the "seed of Chucky", I'd say you'd have a LOT to worry about. Have you SEEN that thing? (LOL) Anywayz, can we get a round of applause for the men of "I Love New York".
ReplyDelete*gives standing ovation*
*whew it's getting hot in here.* But who get's the "hottie of the house" award? I'd say it's a tie between the man in the black hoodie in the pic below the cast photo, and the man in the GREEN hoodie in the same picture.Whooo they are HAWT.
Ummmm where IS everybody?
ReplyDeleteWell BYE Dammit. I'm going to call NV.
ReplyDeletewhat the hell steups
ReplyDeletesteups you are pussy whipped
ReplyDeleteThey do?
ReplyDeleteI guess my source was right when he/she said she was in LA filming a promo.
How you doin' Hardworking?
Do you want me to link your site half-black?
ReplyDeletegood evening everyone.
ReplyDeleteim off to VH1 to watch the new promo although im pretty sure steups will have it up in about twenty minutes.
Nope. But maybe Pon Lork will
ReplyDeletedidnt make it to vh1...perhaps tomorrow.
ReplyDeletegn everyone.
what side-tracked you?
ReplyDeletesteups give me your predictions on i love new york show
ReplyDeletesteups i dont have a site
ReplyDeletebut i do want your predictions on the show
ReplyDeleteI have none.
ReplyDeleteWhen we gather all the guys around I'll predict.
I know a black guy will win
thank for comments steups i just sign on to this blogger keep up the good work
ReplyDeletei'm sorry thank you for the comments
ReplyDeleteyou're welcome half and half.
ReplyDeleteDo come back.
this is the real steups
ReplyDelete