New York gossip

Hi, this just may be the first of many guest articles and it comes from the resident New York stan and gossipmonger, Sanyo.
Hope you enjoy.

'New York' is back on the spotlight, and better than ever!!
Not only because she is still in the motherfucking house, but this time, she OWNS the house. On her new reality show "I LOVE NEW YORK", 20 bachelors are invited to her Hollywood Mansion to try and win her affection, and her Momma's approval (yeah, good-luck with that guys).

Some promotional photos of her new show have been released this week with solo shots of Ms. New York and Momma New York.
WAIT! Only Momma New York?
Yes, that question came to my mind immediately. So the questions is, where's Papa New York? You would think both parents would be there. So why is Daddy New York out of the picture? The only reasonable explanation is that her parents are DIVORCED!!!
Yes, DIVORCED!!!
And there is a pile of evidence to make the claim.

Evidence #1:Mrs. New York's MySpace states that she is SINGLE!!
It COULD be that the person that set-up her MySpace (yes, she is a diva so she can afford to have people do it for her) thought that her marital status was negligible and unimportant!
BUT, a couple of months ago, her status was IN A RELATIONSHIP and now it's back to SINGLE, so obviously the person that is managing her MySpace is paying some attention to her marital status.

Evidence #2: Originally, Bucky Blends (New York's manager) had a picture of himself with Mr & Mrs New York on her Myspace. That picture has now been edited to crop out Blends himself and Mr. New York!! This suggests that Mrs. New York did not want Alex (Mr. New York's real name) in the picture because she is either divorced or separated from him.

Evidence #3: On Flavor Of Love 2, she went off on Mr. New York at one point and EVEN told the producers to get him (Alex) away from her!

Evidence #4: As mentioned before, the promo pictures themselves tell something, a lot actually.
Only mother and daughter are present! Need I say more?

Evidence #5: This too is related to the promotional pictures.
THERE IS NO WEDDING BAND ON MRS. NEW YORK'S LEFT HAND!
Again, need I say more?

There it is, the evidence speaks for itself!
The only evidence I am missing is the divorce papers (and I am sure they will eventually surface).
There is a pile of proof that suggests that not everything is paradise in the House of New York.

Now it's your turn to be the judge. I know what my verdict is ( they are divorced or separated), what's yours?