Hoopz says check my cellphone records for proof and hip-hop magazine video

I should be asleep because it's really late, in fact I may be asleep right now and sleepwalking or something. Anyway, I had a great time at the beach if anyone cares but I have to put my dermatologist on standby because I got a terrible sunburn.
When will I ever learn that black people need suntan-lotion too.
Oh well.

Still nothing about the mysterious Tiffany 'New York' Patterson so don't ask me for any information. You think if I had any I'd keep it to myself?
New York was my girl; after Smiley of course.
Speaking of, don't forget to buy Smooth magazine's next issue which features Smiley because you know Smiley is the hotness extreme. Smiley, respond to your email by the way.

Another ex-Flavor of Love girl featured in an hip-hop type magazine is our superstar and pseudo celebrity, Nicole 'Hoopz' Alexander. It's an old King issue which you should have already purchased but for some reason I missed the video they have of her on their website.
There is also this snippet of an interview:

King: Let's set the record straight. Are you and Flav a couple?
Hoopz: We are not together as a couple. We're friends.

King: Then why is your friend saying on radio shows you're too big to answer his calls?
Hoopz: To clear the shit up, he hasn't been calling me. And when I call him, he doesn't answer the phone. We can pull up phone bills to see how many times I've tried to call.

King: We don't seize people's phone records. Word to the screwed-up Patriot Act. So how come things didn't materialize like it appeared on TV?
Hoopz: If the shit don't work out, it just don't fuckin' work out. We had three weeks on the show. You can find true love in three weeks?

Old news I know but Flava Flav could at least return a phone call.
Whatever. I copped a picture though...


Damn, you see that? My stupid ass self left the mouse cursor when I used 'Snag It' to snap the picture.
Note to self: if you're gonna steal do it right.