Cristal Steverson, cell-phone calls and contract negotiations for a new writer

Damn, is it August yet?
I need to see a promo or something. Come on VH-1, you must have some footage of 'Season 2' you can share with us.

Anyway, you know I love to name-drop don't you? Well yesterday I called 'Sweetie' (Tika Rainn) for the first time but the combination of a bad cellular connection and her incredibly sexy voice made me cut the conversation much shorter than I anticipated. Hopefully I'll get her again and ask her a few unimportant questions.
That's her on the left looking all sexy and domineering.

You know she's a singer, right? Yeah, she is. I downloaded her single "U Heard me" a few minutes ago, so I'll give it a listen and let you know what I think. It may take a while though because I have yet to install the sound-card I took out for no good reason.

Besides talking to 'Sweetie' and sleeping all day, I added a new writer to the blog.
She, yes it's a woman, will use the pseudonym "Groovynoodles" when she finally pens her first article. It'll take a while though because I am negotiating with her former employers to release her from her contract to write for the "Husbands and children and Pets" website. If they don't let her go before August I'll just have to get 'Suge Knight' on someone's ass.

Speaking of ass, Cristal 'Serious' Steverson has loads of pictures on her official website which was launched on a day I can't remember. I snagged a few of the better ones for you, but you really should visit her website to be titillated by all of them, I know I was.

The pictures are below (and to the left), and yes, that really is Bow Wow, Omarion, Nick Canon and Ludacris. You seriously didn't believe I was the only celebrity she knew. Haha.