Jun 23, 2007

Playboy Playmate on The Rock of Love

No surprise whatsoever that rock-star Bret Michaels is attracting some fine-ass women to his VH1 Reality series, 'The Rock of Love'. Rockstars and models have hooked up since time immemorial.
But our latest Rock of Love girl is more than a model, she's a Playboy Playmate (August 2005), so you know there will be lots of nudes pictures.
It's not the same though, nude Playboy shots don't give you the same thrill as the candid nudes we saw of Nibblz, Somethin, Leilene or Toasteee.

Oh shit; I haven't mentioned her name, have I?
Introducing Rock of Love contestant #4, Tamara Witmer
tamara-witmer-rock-of-love
Incidentally she's dating, Bruce Willis, who's like 168 years old, so I guess we can't hate on Cristal.

Picture Gallery to follow


Credit: someone out there

15 comments:

  1. Anonymous23/6/07 6:07 AM

    NOW THAT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT STEUPS FLAV FLAVA UGLY ASS COULDN'T GET A WOMAN LIKE THIS ON HIS SHOW BEFORE YO WORD UP YO I THINK I WILL WATCH THE WHITE DUDE WACK ASS SHOW YOU SMELL ME YO CRACKALAKIN YO EASTSIDE FOR LIFE

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  2. Anonymous23/6/07 6:23 AM

    LOL what english please

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  3. Anonymous23/6/07 7:07 AM

    hi Faith

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  4. SpeakNtrutH23/6/07 7:18 AM

    I dislike when women get a boob job and the doctors place them a mile apart.Her breast look terrible.

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  5. Anonymous23/6/07 7:49 AM

    Welcome back Gabbs!!!!! you were missed gurl!

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  6. Anonymous23/6/07 8:15 AM

    Im sorry, all of these women look trashy. I dont get the big boob no behind thing. It's like they want to look like little girls and porn stars all in one.

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  7. Anonymous23/6/07 10:47 AM

    Steups...are you my Wonder Woman?

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  8. Anonymous23/6/07 11:03 AM

    anon 8:15 what don't you get they're white girls, we have no butt naturaly ,don't knock it till you try it, no ass allows easy access from behind.

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  9. Theodius**Misterballer**23/6/07 11:44 AM

    look at all the anons!

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  10. Sawyers_Stash23/6/07 4:18 PM

    She *IS* dating Bruce Willis?
    So she didn't win? Alright, so why even bother to post her?

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  11. Anonymous23/6/07 6:59 PM

    hey steups!!
    u said shes dating old ass bruce willis so we cant hate on cristal....what does that have to do with cristal?? did i miss something?? fill me in, sexy asshole!!!

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  12. Anonymous24/6/07 10:53 AM

    yeah....she need to redo her tits. Way too fake and way too far apart. That's gross

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  13. FOL24/6/07 11:37 AM

    6:59, Cristal is hanging with a 19yr old; allegedly

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  14. Ladiesman2/5/09 3:25 PM

    She looks hot in most of her pictures. Yeah those boobs are grrrreat!

    She should stop gnashing her teeth though.

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  15. Anonymous6/9/09 2:38 AM

    i want her and prancer from FOL to sport fuck me until the day i die

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